[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

At the ball, a prince or something appeared, Mike's face was black, it turned out that the princes from neighboring countries, one is Thor, and the other is Tony.

Can the world get better?

Why are they all men, he is the prince and he is the cook?

Thor is obviously impatient, Mike thought silently, this guy will not have a daughter in the future, right?

Thor has already been seen grabbing Jane, that is, Snow White is talking there.

"Jane, I finally found you!" Thor the God of Thunder said happily when he saw Jane dressed as Snow White.

"This prince next door, I am Snow White, not Jane." Jane, the girl who firmly believed that she was Snow White, stepped back two steps in fright when she saw Thor was going to pull her, and then said.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Thor, the God of Thunder, stared at Jane dumbfounded and said, "What the hell is Snow White?"

At first glance, it looks like an alien without childhood...

"Are you stupid? She obviously doesn't know you now." Mike reminded in a low voice.

"Are you... Mike?" Thor, the god of thunder, said with a ghostly expression when he saw Mike's appearance.

"Why, what kind of eyes do you have?" The veins on Mike's forehead twitched wildly, what do you mean? !

"Honey, why haven't you seen me for a while, you even grew breasts?" Tony popped up from the side, seeing Mike's current appearance, he almost didn't laugh out loud, mainly because he didn't dare, because Tony knew If he really dared to laugh out loud, he would definitely be beaten by Mike until he couldn't take care of himself.

The price of laughing is too high, so forget it...

"Hehe..." Mike sneered and looked at Tony, only planning to say something bad to this guy, and beat him up!

"No, no, you look pretty good now, at least your D-cup wish has come true." Tony said with an apologetic smile as the hairs on his back stood on end.

"Don't mess with me, if you mess with me, it will destroy the world." Mike said viciously, grinding his back molars.

simple.Snow White has run away without Thor's entanglement, far away from this strange prince.

"So what do we do now?" Thor asked, looking at Jane who was far away with a tangled expression.

"I think the key lies in Jane." Mike followed Thor's eyes and glanced at Snow White. How much he wanted to ask Jane, how sweet you are!Why do you like Snow White?

"She now thinks she is some kind of ghost Snow White." Thor said a little dejectedly.

"Is Snow White not a ghost? It's a fairy tale." Hawkeye retorted from the side.

"Thanks to Jarvis, he told such stupid stories when I was young." Tony raised his eyebrows and said mockingly.

"But what does it have to do with Jane?" Thor still asked puzzled.

"Maybe your girlfriend has a girlish heart deep inside?" Tony mocked unceremoniously.

The people present almost didn't applaud Tony, speaking their hearts!

"It's not a girlfriend anymore. I haven't heard this story at all." Thor protested again weakly, because he was in this weird world, and he was not worried about being known by Loki, so he was not as excited as before, and he was not as excited as before. It may be numb by what these people said.

"Who will give him some science?" Mike glanced at everyone, he didn't want to talk at all, no one is as miserable as him!

Mike deeply doubted whether he had done something to offend Jane before, otherwise why so many people, he was the only one who was unlucky?

"To put it simply, a little girl has a stepmother and a stepfather, and when her father dies, the stepmother will kill her. As the protagonist, the little girl counterattacks the story of the stepmother." Hawkeye gave Thor a numb expression. He explained that anyway, he couldn't remember all the plot, so he probably knew about it.

"Oh~" Thor replied with a sudden realization, and then asked with Dead Fish Eyes, "But what does this have to do with Jane?"

"..." Hawkeye almost couldn't bring it up, and said back with Dead Fisheye, "How do we know, you won't ask her."

"If you ask her, she doesn't care about me..." Thor said aggrievedly, Jane doesn't remember him at all now, okay, just now the girl thought she was a strange sorghum, probably if she gets closer, Jane will run away in a hurry .

"Let's take a step and see. We can't be trapped in this life." Tony spread his hands and said, even if he had a high IQ, he couldn't stand the weirdness of this place.

"That's not good..." Mike just wanted Tony not to set the flag casually, and always felt that this was the rhythm of a crow's mouth.

"Should I talk to her again?" Thor looked in Snow White's direction and gritted his teeth.

"Forget it, let's watch after the dance." The widow shook her head and said, the information they got was too little, and it was not enough to provide everyone with an analysis of the current situation.

As a result, when the dance was over, Mike's eyes went dark, and they fainted again. When Mike woke up again, he found that he was still in the same place where he woke up yesterday.

"McGee, why are you still in a daze? The Queen is holding a dance today. Do you want to lose your head?" Suddenly a chubby woman appeared and said to Mike.

It's McGee again...

Mike was stunned for a moment. Did you hear this sentence yesterday?

"What are you doing stupidly! Come here quickly." Seeing that Mike didn't respond for a long time, the fat woman yelled at Mike angrily, drooling wildly.

Good thing I didn't say that yesterday...

"Go and make soup." The fat woman directed Mike to do this and that.

"Speaking of which, Snow White is really pitiful. The king just died, and the queen treats her like this." The other servants in the kitchen whispered.

Did you say this sentence yesterday?

"Shut up, do you want to be beheaded by the Queen?" The fat woman said angrily when she heard the chatter of the cooks.

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Exactly the same dialogue!

Mike went to set the plate again like yesterday, and then met the same confused Hawkeye, "What's going on?"

"I feel something is wrong..." Hawkeye glanced at Mike and said in a low voice.

"Me too, I always feel that what happened today, happened yesterday." Mike nodded, he has fully felt it, and this is not something that can be explained by a sentence.

"Let's go find the Black Widow together." Hawkeye rubbed his eyebrows helplessly and said, with his IQ, he couldn't think of any results.

When the two found Black Widow, she was already sitting weakly on the chair. When she saw Mike and Hawkeye coming in, she said very boringly, "You are here..."

"Why don't you look energetic?" Mike looked at the widow sister and asked, usually the widow sister is not like this.

"Someone came to ask me about the dance just now, and I had a bad feeling." The black widow felt uncomfortable when she thought of what happened just now. This repetition of yesterday can be said to indicate that they want to leave here. The difficulty has increased a lot, mainly because they haven't figured out how to get out of here.

"Me too, I just experienced what happened yesterday, and I feel strange." Mike nodded his head and said, as soon as he woke up, he felt the great malice from this world!

"I wonder if we didn't play the Snow White story yesterday, so...it's back to the day before." Black Widow said with a serious face. Even in this world, she would refuse to be a ghost queen. okay!

Whoever loves to take the position of this ruined queen can take it. Wearing this outfit, she will almost be strangled to death, okay?

"Yes, that's right, so I still have to take Snow White out?" Hawkeye asked suspiciously.

"That's right, Hawkeye, take Snow White out and don't bring any liver when you come back, it's too disgusting." The black widow said full of disgust.

"Understood, I won't bring it, and I'm not going on a trip, and bring a gift." Hawkeye said angrily, he is not stupid, to kill some prey, and come back with a heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney, who will eat it ah?

"Get lost." The black widow waved her hands like a queen and said.

"Got it..." Hawkeye carried his equipment and left Black Widow's room, ready to go find Snow White.

Seeing that the door was closed, the Black Widow smiled and waved to Mike, "Boss is here."

"Why?" Seeing the widow's smile, Mike felt...a little terrified.

"Isn't yesterday's underwear gone, here it is." Black Widow took out yesterday's underwear and said.

"..." Mike didn't refuse, and put it on silently, with two papayas hanging on it. It's so heavy, and I admire the girl with big breasts.

"Not to mention, if you change clothes, the boss is also very beautiful." Black Widow said enthusiastically.

"No..." Mike saw the terrible light in the eyes of the black widow, and some kind of ominous premonition started.

"Speaking of which, the BOSS used to say that the captain is the sweetheart of the United States, but now it seems that the BOSS is not going to back down." The Black Widow grabbed several skirts from the closet and gestured to Mike.

"Wait out, you know." Mike threatened weakly.

"Don't worry, I'm very strict with my mouth." Black Widow said with a look that everyone understands.

To be honest, it wasn't Mike who wanted to change clothes, it was the cook's clothes, which were really uncomfortable.

I don't know where Hawkeye sent Jane, anyway, she didn't come back until the dance started.

On the contrary, Mike attended the ball in high-end women's clothing, so he naturally met Thor and the others.

Thunder God also looked confused, "Why did you walk the road again yesterday?"

"Because... we didn't follow the story of Snow White, so we were forced to do it all over again." Mike said with a look of lovelessness.

"If we can't pass the plot, we will be forced to start all over again?" Thor immediately thought, the whole god is not good.

"I think, yes..." Mike nodded with difficulty. The cost of this task is really too high...I always feel that I have lost a lot.

"It's better to have a fight!" Thor said with a shit-colored face.

"You think beautifully, we don't even know why we came here, how to fight, and who to fight with." Tony said bluntly, his contempt for Thor is beyond words.

"Headache, this world is too troublesome, and I don't give any hints." Thor said helplessly.

"I didn't give you a reminder, I told you to do it all over again." Mike raised his eyebrows, and then said with the corner of his mouth down.

"Forget about this kind of reminder. Do you know how hard the road is for me? After riding a horse for a day, bird droppings fell from the sky. Fortunately, my sharp eyes dodged it." Tony said with a broken face, he Never want to come again!No, I don't want to do it a third time!

Basically, people who have a little childhood know the famous fairy tale, Snow White, and the Grimm fairy tale. It is said that the first version of the story is different from the familiar version, because the king is so kind to the princess, and the princess’s biological mother, the queen, is incomparable. Jealousy, I don't know if it's true anyway.

Mike believes that the fairy tale they are in should not be this version.

It's just, I don't know, what else will happen, he doesn't want to wake up the next day, and it's the day before, it's a crime...

The only hope right now, Hawkeye, do your best!

Tony, who attended the ball, danced with Mike on the dance floor as a matter of course. He was very dissatisfied with Mike's distracted appearance while dancing and said, "So inattentive? Huh?"

"What's wrong? Did I step on your tail?" Mike raised his head and said to Tony.

"Honey, shouldn't you be more serious when you dance? You are dancing with a prince." Tony said with his arms around his lover, circling.

"Yeah, everyone is so envious and jealous." Mike could already feel the jealous eyes of the girls around him. If those eyes could turn into knives, he would have died long ago.

"But I didn't expect you to dress up so beautifully today." Tony said with a smile.

"You think I'm willing, the widow sister said I was promoted, so she let me wear this." Mike would not admit that he didn't want to wear the cook's clothes, but he couldn't fit men's clothes, so he had no choice but to wear this.

"You are so beautiful." Tony looked at Mike with a smile and said softly.

"Besides, I beat you." Mike said angrily, of course he knew that he was good-looking, and he was not blind.

Tony suddenly took Mike's hand and said softly, "Come on."

"Where are you going?" Mike asked in bewilderment, confused.

Tony didn't say where he was going, he just dragged Mike away, and then...

This guy actually has a room in the castle, which is said to have been given to him by the queen. Mike was pressed under the quilt by this guy with a black face, and he knew that this guy had a brain bug.

What surprised Mike was that even though he had big breasts, he was still very sensitive, which would kill him!

It seems that the eagle-eyed boy is useful. When Mike opened his eyes in the morning, he found Tony's face was close to him, and he was pushed away by Mike in disgust. He hadn't washed his face and brushed his teeth yet. What was he doing so close?

The two of them got up early and went to find Hawkeye. They were all on their own, so they all had the treatment of living in the palace.

Although they still look down on this ruined palace, they are used to living in high-rise buildings with convenient electrical appliances, who likes to live in this kind of place that doesn't even have a flush toilet.

"Hawkeye, you've done a good job this time." As the boss, Mike happily praised his subordinates.

"That's necessary, and I don't even look at who I am, but what should we do next?" Hawkeye said arrogantly.

"Did Jane find the seven dwarfs?" Mike was only concerned about the situation of Snow White. Although the fairy tale said that the princess was helped by the seven dwarfs, but in reality, the dwarfs are just dwarves, and they are men, okay? , Jane's safety is still worrying.

"Yes, I saw that after she went in, she came back to report after confirming that she was safe." Hawkeye said that he was not stupid, and if Jane was not safe, he would not dare to leave him and come back alone.

In fact, Hawkeye felt that it was the seven dwarfs who should be worried, but he could see that Jane's skills were very good.

"Is it time for the widow?" Mike turned to look at the black widow and asked.

"Get the poisonous apples ready." Hawkeye remembered that there was a time when the Bad Queen was required to dress up as an old woman to deliver apples to Snow White.

"Where can I find poisonous apples?" Mike looked confused, apples are easy to find, poisonous apples... What if Jane eats them to death?So they don't even want to go out in this life?

"Why don't you just find an apple and try it first? Maybe the princess will choke to death?" Tony said that the poisonous apple should be forgotten.

"It makes sense, let's find a better-looking apple." Mike nodded and said.

"When I read fairy tales, I also thought, if it was poisoned to death, how could it survive? It must have been choked to death." Tony said with a look of incomprehension. "How stupid is the girl to choke to death on an apple?"

"This world is already so difficult, so don't expose it." Mike gave Tony a look like you shut up, and he said hello, can you be quiet for a while?

Isn't it good to be a quiet handsome man?

Several people found apples and picked the most beautiful apples. For this reason, they even touched the apples with their hands, but they couldn't feel the light.

It looks appetizing!

"I think this apple is pretty enough, I'm sure Snow White won't be able to hold it!" Hawkeye said, looking at the apple with difficulty.

"Miss Widow, have you finished dressing up? It's almost dark." Mike said boredly.

"How is it?" The black widow came out after dressing up. She didn't follow the image of the old woman in TV or movies at all, but she looked a little older with makeup, and then she looked a little more ordinary, just like the peasant women you can see everywhere.

"Awesome, the widow sister's disguise technique is as pure as fire." Mike gave the black widow a compliment without hesitation, even if he went out, he couldn't recognize that she was the black widow.

After confirming that there is no problem, the Black Widow left with a basket containing apples. As for Mike and the others, of course they followed from afar. Can they still wait in the castle?

For this reason, Mike changed into a more convenient outfit, and then rode a horse...

What the hell is riding a horse!

That's right, the black widow was riding a horse, and when she was about to reach her destination, she dismounted and went to find Snow White.

I'm not stupid, if I have to walk without riding a horse, that's not dedication, it's sickness.

In fact, the place where the seven dwarves live is not very far away, but compared with living in a town, it is far away from the castle, and it takes only a while to ride a horse.

At this time, the dwarves hadn't come back yet, and Snow White was cleaning the dwarf's house, and then took the washed sheets from outside.

The black widow came forward to chat with Snow White with a basket, silly and sweet.real.Snow White did not suspect him, took the apple handed by the Black Widow, and actually bit it.

"It turns out that your girlfriend is an idiot..." Mike watched from a distance and couldn't help but said.

"It's not a girlfriend anymore, and when I met Jane, she wasn't like this..." Thor said speechlessly.

The apple is not poisonous, and of course Snow White can't die, there is only one apple...

Mike and the others went back to the first day again!

I'm going to kneel down to the girl, okay?Do not bring such ah!

It's so unreasonable!

Let's start again if we disagree, can we have fun?

Ordinary apples are not good, do we have to have poisonous apples?

Does Mike think their thinking is too limited?Maybe it's not about the plot?

Then Mike and Hawkeye discovered again, peaty, the queen has changed! ! !

The moment he saw the queen's face, Mike's mind was full of YOOOOOOO! ! !