[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

Mike happily waved to Rukia again, but unfortunately someone didn't welcome his arrival at all.

"Why are you here again?" Lucia immediately said disgusted when she saw Mike coming back, but she knew that it would be useless for her to dislike him any more. Someone's thick-skinned is unbelievable.

"How distasteful is your tone?" Mike was speechless, this girl couldn't understand at all, isn't it boring to be locked up alone?Shouldn't he be happy that he could come and chat with her or something?

"Ah, did you just find out?" Lucia said with a smile on her face, as if surprised that Mike found out what she really thought.

"You are so ruthless and unreasonable." Mike said cheerfully, his expression and words had completely different meanings.

"...Who the hell is making trouble for no reason!" Rukia is honestly quite serious, and there is really no way to deal with Mike.

"It's not me anyway." Mike said innocently.

"What on earth are you here for?" Lucia asked angrily, after a while of silence, this guy came again.

"Here's some good news for you." Mike said, blinking his eyes.

"What news?" Rukia felt that Mike was actually very useful for passing on news. She really didn't know anything when she was locked up here, and no one would tell her.

"That is, Ichigo and the others will come to rescue you soon." Mike announced happily.

"..." Lucia almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, her previous words were all in vain, "They said let them go, what are you doing here!"

Let Ichigo and the others go, where do they think this is? !

Is the god of death here just a decoration?

Yes, it's okay to defeat a few low-level gods of death, but how many gods of death are there in the thirteenth fan? !

This is five, ah no, four mortals can resist?Mike doesn't count at all!

Not to mention their thirteenth squad, even the twelfth squad is enough to kill a few Ichigo, okay?

Why are you so disobedient?

The more Rukia thought about it, the more irritable she became, and she always felt uneasy. You must know that before that, Ichigo was at most an ordinary person with spiritual power. It was her who opened the door of death for Ichigo. It was just an accident, but she watched Ichigo grow up with her own eyes.

To be honest, if Ichigo is given enough time to study, he will definitely become an excellent Shinigami.

But now they are too anxious, and they are too reckless, trespassing in the world of corpses and souls, can there be any good?

"Save you, why don't you come to visit Seireitei? I've been wandering around, and I feel that this place is really not as good as the real world." Mike said as a matter of course.

"Indeed, delicious food is not as good as the present world." Lucia said as she was distracted by Mike, but she soon came to her senses and turned her head to give Mike a white look.

"It's still fun, this world is really boring, no wonder you have to be reincarnated in this world in the end." Mike said that if he was allowed to stay in this world all the time, life would be worse than death.

What's the need for existence in a world that doesn't even have any entertainment?

"Seireitei has existed for many years." Rukia said speechlessly.

"This is an old world, maybe someone will set off a different trend." Mike said mysteriously.

"Would it be?" Rukia said suspiciously, she didn't live long enough, people who lived longer than her also came here, who can change this world?

"How would I know, I'm not from your place." Mike said irresponsibly.

"It's true, you will come in the future, too?" Lucia asked suspiciously. After all, Mike is different. It's hard to say exactly what is different.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm a god. I never heard that gods will hang up." Mike rolled his eyes without temperament, but he was still handsome.

"Who knows." Lucia said with a glance at Mike. She just couldn't believe that someone could escape death.

"You are very suspicious of a crow's mouth." Mike glanced at this guy, alas... chatting with flat-chested girls is boring.

"I'm telling the truth, you really shouldn't come." Lucia said, looking at Mike seriously.

"So you want Ichigo to watch you die?" Mike asked seriously, she knew that with Ichigo's character, he couldn't do it.

"I made a mistake, this is the punishment I deserve." Rukia knew, so she couldn't scold Ichigo and the others, so she could only say helplessly.

"Have you ever thought that your crime is not so serious that you need to be executed?" Mike tilted his head and asked Lucia who had a helpless expression on the side.

"I..." Rukia was suddenly stuck, not knowing what to say.

"You've actually thought about it, right? I'm right." Mike saw Lucia's expression, saw through her hesitation at a glance, and said to Lucia immediately.

Even if you have already resigned to your fate, you can't help but think about it when Mike says that.

Is the mistake she made really serious enough to die?

"So what, this cannot be changed." Rukia laughed at herself, and then said lightly.

"Try to trust Ichigo, trust us, you will be fine." Mike didn't know what to say, he could only comfort this young girl.

"Okay, I'll try." Lucia gave Mike a smile and nodded.

"Don't worry, Ichigo is a man who can create miracles." Mike patted Rukia on the shoulder and said.

"What you said is too exaggerated." Rukia couldn't help but refute someone, saying that Ichigo was like a god.

"Come on, I'm idle anyway, let me tell your fortune?" Mike waved at Lucia.

"Are you a god or a magic stick?" Rukia said speechlessly in response to someone's magic stick-like tone.

"Tch, I'm free this time. If you change it with me later, I won't bother you." Mike felt that Rukia underestimated him, which was too much. As a god, he still has some abilities. In addition, Originally, Mike had a certain impression of Rukia's information, and it would not be difficult to extend this information to see some future.

"Then what do you want? Can I survive this time?" Lucia raised her eyebrows and asked.

"Aren't girls generally interested in marriage?" Mike is not so boring that it doesn't matter whether Rukia can survive. As one of the protagonists in the anime Bleach, how could she die? Don't be kidding, okay? After all, she is also the author's own daughter.

"Please don't treat me like an ordinary girl." Rukia grinned at Mike, then returned to her expressionless expression.

"Well, I should have known that you are different. After all, I am looking for such a guy as my husband." Mike spread his hands, and he was also drunk with Rukia's aesthetics. There are so many handsome guys in Reaper, so he chose this a red hair.

"Wait what did you say? Or did you see something?" Rukia asked in spirit after hearing Mike's words.

"Aren't you not interested?" Mike Dead Fisheye said to her.

"Say it?!" Rukia grabbed Mike with fierce eyes and asked forcefully.

"What do you want to ask?" Mike tilted his head and pushed Lucia's paw away.

"Have you seen who my future husband is? No, if you can see my future husband, wouldn't it mean that I won't die this time?" Rukia touched her chin and began to analyze subconsciously.

"Didn't I tell you a long time ago?" Mike felt that he was wasting his tongue before, and this guy didn't listen at all.

"I always thought you were here to comfort me." Lucia said naturally. Originally, for a death row prisoner, if someone told him that you will not die, you really will not die, who would believe it? In this case?

"Do I look so idle? But your daughter is quite cute, she doesn't look like her father at all." Mike said that he really didn't come from a magician.

"You even saw my daughter?!" Rukia was even more surprised, saying that seeing her husband was like a miracle. (Does the girl think she can't get married?) Now even her daughter can see it, okay? Scary!

"Yeah, after watching a lot, I saw it, you really don't want to know?" Mike said happily showing off.

"I don't want to know. If I know now, what's the fun?" Rukia shook her head expressionlessly, but she didn't want to hear it.

"Well, as long as you're happy." Mike spread his hands helplessly. He couldn't ignore the other party's wishes and insisted on telling Lucia. Although he was a god, he was not a bully.

"Knowing that I won't die this time is the best harvest." Lucia finally said.dew.There was a relaxed smile, this time it was sincere.

"It's the first time I met a girl like you, it really suffocated me, no, I'm going to tell Ichigo and the others later." Mike decided, the girl can't gossip here, he can go to Ichigo and the others to gossip!I don't believe it, there are still people who don't gossip these days!

"Don't think that I dare not beat you up because you are a god!" Lucia was not afraid of Mike at all, she clenched her fists and said, dare to go out and gossip about her? !Courting death!Still looking for death!

"Is there any sound outside?" Mike suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of the door.

"There is no sound, don't try to change the subject." Lucia was not fooled at all, and grabbed Mike's clothes.

"Lukia." At this moment, a man's voice came from outside the door.

"Renji?" Rukia quickly threw away Mike and rushed to the door. Finally, a friend came to visit her!

"It's me, you, are you okay?" Renji said close to the door.

"It's good, the environment here is not bad." Lucia said with his white eyes and baring his teeth.

"Stop joking, how good the environment can be here." Renji said with a smile.

"Renji, you are outside, have you seen them?" Rukia hurriedly asked Renji about Ichigo and the others, and she wanted to hear news from Renji more than the unreliable Mike.

"You mean those people?" Renji immediately understood what Rukia meant.

"Yes, have you seen them?" Lucia asked quickly.

"Not yet, but I believe that I will meet them soon, and I am looking forward to it." Renji said unhappy.

"Hehe, I'm also looking forward to it." Lucia was happy, as long as she hasn't met Renji.

"I really mean Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there." Mike said silently after Renji left.

"Cao Cao? Who is it?" Lucia looked at Mike in confusion and asked.

"Oh...it's terrible to be uneducated." Mike said regretfully, shaking his head with a rotten expression on his face.

"Gossip." Lucia rolled her eyes, virtuous!

"Anyway, you, an ordinary god of death, won't understand me." Mike didn't care about Rukia's contempt. A guy who doesn't even know who Cao Cao is, what else can he say?

"I also don't want to know you at all." Rukia said bluntly.

"Are we reaching a consensus?" Mike said happily.

"It's so annoying, you can't be clean even in prison." Lucia's cell is only so big, and with Mike here, there is no way to calm down.

"Since you dislike me so much, then I'll leave." Mike said indifferently, anyway, he hasn't finished wandering around this place yet.

Before Rukia could say yes, Mike had happily flashed away at random, but this time Mike was similar to the last time, and his luck was not very good. The last time he flashed to Aizen's office, this time it belonged to an old man.

"You, are you one of the few people who broke in?" The bald man looked at Mike who suddenly appeared, and said without any surprise.

"Hello, uncle." Mike said politely.

"Hehe, I haven't heard someone call me uncle for a long time." The bald man said with a smile.

"Why?" Mike asked curiously, why didn't anyone call him uncle?

"Because I'm old enough, and many people are afraid of me." The bald man continued to say with a smile.

"Uncle is not scary, why are people afraid of you?" Mike asked even more puzzled. After all, in his opinion, uncle is kind and kind, and he doesn't look very fierce.

"You have to ask them about that." The bald man didn't answer Mike's confusion, but said with a puzzled smile, "I'm curious, you are the only one among them that I can't understand."

"What?" Mike heard this, did not understand the existence?Can this old man see through people?

"Among these people, most of them are easy to understand, but you are the only one who is different." The bald man said seriously.

"That's right, I'm not an ordinary person." Mike said that as a god, can he be seen through casually?

To be honest, since coming to this dungeon, Mike feels that his mental age is much lower, maybe he let himself go...

"It seems so, and you are the only one who can come and go freely in the entire Seiring Court." The bald man nodded and said.

"It's a great compliment. It's also my first time to come here. As a tourist attraction, I have to say that the food is really too monotonous." Mike said with some disgust, except that the building looks old, and the food has not improved for many years. , if it is a tourist place, it is estimated that if you come once, you will not come again, just like what he thought, the next time you kill him, you will not come again.

"Oh? This can be brought up for them to improve." The bald man said seriously.

"Actually, I think that as long as you have been to the present world, you can understand the gap in food I mentioned." Mike said, why are there so many rules in the world of death?

"The god of death cannot go to the world at will." The bald man shook his head and said.

"Then why is it okay?" Mike asked subconsciously.

"This... After all, Xu is transformed from the soul of a human being, so there is nothing we can do about it." The bald man said helplessly, even if all the gods of death are dispatched, it is impossible to destroy all Xu, and Xu cannot be killed. of.

"According to me, the Reaper should set up a site in this world, and send some Reapers there to take turns to stay there from time to time." Mike raised his opinion seriously.

"In that case, it can be considered." After hearing this, the bald man pondered for a while and said.

"This point must be seriously considered. I have encountered virtual reality several times in this world, and it has caused trouble to the safety of me and my family." Mike hoped that the world would be safe, otherwise it would be too much trouble, he He is a god, but he is not invincible, let alone omnipotent.

In fact, when Mike saw the bald man, he already roughly guessed the identity of the other party. Even if he read the information of the god of death whole, he also took a look at the more important characters, especially the bald head of the captain. And the character's beard is so conspicuous, as long as he is not blind, he can still recognize it.

I have never seen a man with a beard long enough to braid his hair, which is the first time.

and so……

Is that why you are bald?

Mike has seen many people with thick beards but extremely top heads. Every time he sees them, he wonders if the hair has grown in the wrong place.

"Huh? Boy, what are you looking at?" The bald head captain noticed Mike's eyes and couldn't help asking.

"It's nothing, the beard is pretty good." Mike said in admiration.

"Thank you, this is the first thing I do every morning when I wake up. I also use shampoo to wash my beard so that it has such an elegant effect." When it comes to beards, the bald captain got excited and shared his little experience with Mike .

Who asked you to take care of your beard...

In fact, when Mike saw the bald man, he already roughly guessed the identity of the other party. Even if he read the information of the god of death whole, he also took a look at the more important characters, especially the bald head of the captain. And the character's beard is so conspicuous, as long as he is not blind, he can still recognize it.

I have never seen a man with a beard long enough to braid his hair, which is the first time.

and so……

Is that why you are bald?

Mike has seen many people with thick beards but extremely top heads. Every time he sees them, he wonders if the hair has grown in the wrong place.

"Huh? Boy, what are you looking at?" The bald head captain noticed Mike's eyes and couldn't help asking.

In fact, when Mike saw the bald man, he already roughly guessed the identity of the other party. Even if he read the information of the god of death whole, he also took a look at the more important characters, especially the bald head of the captain. And the character's beard is so conspicuous, as long as he is not blind, he can still recognize it.

I have never seen a man with a beard long enough to braid his hair, which is the first time.

and so……

Is that why you are bald?

Mike has seen many people with thick beards but extremely top heads. Every time he sees them, he wonders if the hair has grown in the wrong place.

"Huh? Boy, what are you looking at?" The bald head captain noticed Mike's eyes and couldn't help asking.