[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

"Am I that kind of person? I'm not interested in Thor's pants." Mike went back with contempt. He doesn't have any interest in Thor's pants, does he?

"Aren't you?" Thor said back with contempt.

"Why, you still dare to quarrel with the creditor?" Tony walked over and said with interest.

"Tony, why are you still here?" Mike said speechlessly to this guy who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Where am I going if I'm not here?" Tony was confused. What kind of experience is it to be rejected by his lover?

"As the boss of a multinational company, don't you even need to go to work?" Bucky said leisurely, it happened to be a long school holiday, Bucky and Steve were very free, but Tony was different.

"You also know that I am the boss of a large multinational company, so I don't need to go to work. I can use the Internet for meetings." Tony said proudly.

"Evil rich people..." Bucky said, he hates rich people, like he eats plums carefully, he used to be a killer, he didn't earn a dime, and he worked for decades for nothing. It's a big loss, if there is a chance, he will still ask Hydra for his wages back!

"Here." Mike said, throwing a plum to Bucky casually.

"Where did you buy the plums?" Bucky caught the plums and asked suspiciously.

"On the Internet, I set up a company on the Internet, which specializes in selling things. As long as you read it online, it will be delivered directly to your doorstep." Mike took a bite, and his sour facial features almost wrinkled together.

"It sounds very convenient." Steve said it sounded amazing.

"When did you do it?" Tony asked, turning his attention to Mike.

"It started when the Internet really entered every household." Mike said casually, but he looked at Bucky and asked, as for Tony, a rich man, "If you want, you can also invest in it."

"Investment?" Bucky didn't expect Mike to ask him.

"Yes, it will definitely make money." Mike said confidently.

"Okay, this is the passbook of me and Steve." Bucky didn't talk nonsense, he took out the passbook of the two of them, handed it to Mike and said, he knew that Mike was not short of money, but wanted to take it with him. They make money.

"Did the two of you even put the money together?" Mike asked in a daze holding the passbook jointly signed by the two.

"What's wrong? Bucky is better at managing money than me." Steve explained with a smile.

"Are you sure he won't buy all the plums?" Tony asked suspiciously.

"It doesn't matter if you buy them all." Steve said indifferently, it was full of pampering.

"..."

Why did he feel like he was being fed a mouthful of dog food?

And I still delivered it to the door by myself, begging to be fed, feeling tired...

Speechless for these two elderly uncles, Mike and Tony decided not to go up to seek abuse by themselves. For this kind of dog food, the invisible is better than the tangible, and they are losing.

I can only prepare and abuse Loki. As for how to abuse, of course, close the little black room first!

The god of mischief who shuts down the small black room is the god of mischief who can have a good chat.

The night is dark and windy...

In a small hotel, a man with a strange shape on his head appeared, why did he appear here, and what ulterior purpose did he have?

Nobody knows……

No wonder!

It's not blind, it's strange to be invisible, not to mention, Loki doesn't even use invisibility, he simply discriminates against them.

This hotel was directly bought by Tony and let Thor run it, so Thor is the guy here, the kind who has to work part-time to pay Tony's debts.

It is precisely because Thor is here that Loki will appear. At present, it should be that Loki has temporarily dealt with Odin before he can run down and trouble Thor.

"Quake?" "Five dollars a time? One million dollars waiting for you?"

That's right, this is the hammer-lifting competition that Mike and Tony held out of boredom. It is still in the process of publicity and production, and it will officially start after two days. No, there are posters and signs for promotion in the hotel.

In fact, this was a trap they were preparing to lure Loki to appear, and unexpectedly, Loki came before it even started.

Of course, Mike has already decided that even if Rocky is caught, it will not change their determination to hold the competition. Nonsense, the advertising fee has been spent, can they still earn back the advertising fee?

If Thor waits for Thor to make money to pay off his debts, it might be the Year of the Monkey.

Don't expect Toldo to be virtuous. Ever since Thor started running this small hotel and took charge of the rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, he has deeply realized that waste is shameful.

What's more, debtors have no human rights...

In particular, Mike discussed with Thor that he could give him a [-]% commission for every ticket sold. Thor readily accepted the proposal.

As a mortal, it is really hard work, not to mention eating and drinking, and getting sick. Seeing a doctor can make him bankrupt.

Well, he is already negative equity. As a god with a sense of shame, he is determined not to be looked down upon by mortals!

This is the dignity of being a god!

Loki has wondered countless times what it would be like if Thor's Hammer belonged to him, but now, this hammer is right in front of his eyes, within easy reach.

The longing for the hammer made Loki lose his vigilance, he took a step, and then strode up to Thor's Hammer, stretched out his hand, and when he grasped the handle of Thor's Hammer, he let out a sigh of relief !

There's no after that……

The embarrassment seemed to freeze the air, that is, he... couldn't lift it...

!!!

Even Thor's Hammer looks down on him? !

"Cough, brother, don't be sad, it's normal that you can't pick it up." Thor said in order to ease Loki's embarrassment, "Actually, I can't pick it up, really."

"!!!" Loki stared at Thor, who was making a fool of himself, and said angrily, "Why are you here!"

"Hey? Isn't that what I should ask you? I was driven down to Earth by Father God to experience life here." Thor said innocently, "How did you come to Earth?"

"Me? I'm here to find you." Loki said with his eyes rolling.

"Looking for me?" Thor stared blankly at Loki and asked.

"Yeah, I'm worried about you, so I came to see you." Loki continued to talk nonsense with his eyes open.

"Although it's a lie, I'm still very happy." Thor said with a smile.

"What?" Loki never expected that his always stupid brother would say such words.

"It's nothing, I just want to close your little black room." Mike appeared and said without thinking.

Before Loki could speak, he disappeared. Thor looked at Mike, who shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Don't worry, I won't kill him."

"I still don't believe that my brother will harm me." Thor said, looking deeply at Mike.

"It's okay, we will know the truth from Loki's mouth in a few days." Mike was too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy, it was too difficult to change the other person's mind for such a single-minded person.

I said a few days, that is, a few days later, Mike released Loki, who had been imprisoned for almost a week, and Loki's appearance was no different from when he was imprisoned, but when he came out, he was in a bad state of mind.

"Loki, are you okay?" Thor stepped forward and asked with concern when he saw Loki who was released.

"..." Loki didn't even bother to give him a look.

At this time, their hammer-lifting competition was over. In the end, the captain lifted the hammer to win the final lore and get a bonus of 100 million. (Actually not, I just got the share, which is not a lot. After all, it is an empty-handed white wolf, and the captain’s pension has added a lot of money. Although it is all handed over to Bucky, it has nothing to do with him .)

Thor who got the money is still very happy. After all, his debts are almost paid off. If he wants to live well on the earth, the money is far from enough. Thor still wants to restore his title of Thor in his heart. .

Now he doesn't look down on the earthlings like before. After all, he can't beat Mike, Bucky, or the captain. It's so sad...

When he was defeated, he almost cried into a hammer of two hundred catties.

So this time Thor saw his younger brother appearing like a prisoner, and his mentality was inexplicably entangled. One was feeling good, and the other was feeling very good!

"Loki, the god of mischief in Norse mythology?" Mike faced Loki, who had a look of lovelessness on his face. It's no wonder that the other party behaved like this. .

"Actually, I'm also Vulcan at the same time." Only then did Loki react a bit, and said coldly.

"Well, let's talk about what you want to do when you come to Earth. First of all, I want to remind you, don't try to deceive me. I have the eyes of truth to see through your inner thoughts." Mike said truthfully, sometimes, you can't tell the truth. No one believed it.

"Lying? How could I lie?" Loki said mockingly with his mouth raised.

"This sentence is a lie. Loki, how many times have you lied to me since you were a child?" Thor retorted without hesitation. He has always been a victim of Loki's lies and has the most right to speak!

"..." Loki stared at Thor with dead fish eyes, you are always holding back your soul! ! ! ! !

If he hadn't been tied into a dumpling, he would have killed this guy! ! ! !

"How does it feel to be dismantled by my own brother?" Mike asked happily, it was so joyful.

"Brother? Oh no, I don't have any brother." Loki turned his head arrogantly, not acknowledging that Thor was his brother at all.

"Loki, how can you say that?! You and I grew up together." Thor looked at Loki in disbelief, even though he was mentally prepared, he was still very hurt.

"Understood, bamboo horse bamboo horse." Mike nodded aside.

"What is a bamboo horse?" Thor asked curiously.

"Don't worry about the details, just keep talking." Mike waved his hand, saying to Loki without any intention of explaining to Thor.

"Speak? What can I say?" Loki's face was black, and he didn't want to speak at all.

"Don't tell me that you came here because you were worried about your brother's comfort." Mike replied with a mocking smile to Loki.

"How is it possible, I just..." Loki retorted subconsciously.

"Loki, how can you say that, I'll pull you up by shit and pee." Thor was almost heartbroken, and shouted at Loki in pain.

"What nonsense are you talking about? My mother raised me. What else do you do besides eating and drinking?" Loki's face was black, what the hell?How long has it been since we arrived on the earth, is the snake already sick? !

"Who said that!" Thor protested. In his younger brother's mind, he actually had such an image? !

"Almost forgot, you still play foolishly." Loki said without forgetting to give the opponent another powerful crit.

"Student Thor, can you be quiet for a while?" Mike said to Thor with an expression that you understand before Thor went berserk.

"Okay..." Thor froze in an instant, there was no way, Mike beat someone too hard, he wouldn't beat you to death, but it would hurt a lot, the pain that even a real man can't bear.

"Your Highness Thor, Your Highness!" At this moment, Thor's familiar voice came from the monitor in the room.

"Is that someone you know?" Mike looked at the surveillance screen, then turned his head and asked Thor.

"Hey? Why did they come here?" Thor looked at the surveillance screen and said in surprise.

"You really know each other." Mike nodded, let's greet them.

"It's my friend, I'll go take a look outside." Thor didn't want to watch Mike interrogate his brother, it was too sad.

"Together together." Mike felt that he needed a break in the intermission. As for someone running away, stop making trouble, is it really the person he tied with ordinary rope?

When Thor came to the door of the small hotel, he saw four strangely dressed people pounced on him and hugged Thor, "Thor!"

Thor hugged the four friends enthusiastically, and then asked, "Why are you here?"

"We're here to take you home." The bearded man said as a matter of course.

"I haven't recovered my divine power yet, how can I go home?" Thor said angrily. It's no use for him to go back now, and the Father God hasn't forgiven him yet, and the restraint he was imposed hasn't been lifted yet.

"Loki! That Hundan locked up the king and became king himself!" the bearded man yelled.

"What?" Thor asked in a daze, what happened?

"If the person you're talking about is Loki, then...he's here." Mike reminded kindly from the side.

"Huh?" Everyone looked at Mike in a daze, and asked in unison.

Mike just wanted to ask, are all the gods in the domain of Gods with this IQ?If Loki was here, he would probably be able to ridicule him all the time.

"Thor, Loki was caught by you?" The four gods who came to Thor looked at Thor with adoring eyes and asked.

"Actually, he was caught by me." Mike Black said sternly from the side.

"How is it possible?!" The four gods exclaimed in unity and order. "How could a mortal be able to catch Loki?!"

"Who told you that I am a mortal?" Mike asked, looking at the other party suspiciously.

"Aren't you?" Thor asked this question. As a mortal, he couldn't tell the difference between a god and a human unless the other party took the initiative to reveal his identity.

"Ordinary people can catch Loki and not let him escape?" Mike said speechlessly, wanting to ask Thor if you are stupid?

"I always thought you were a magical human being, Mike." Thor's expression of complete trust left Mike speechless.

"Forget it, let's continue to interrogate Loki." Mike no longer wants to stay with these mentally retarded people, that's right!Mental retardation must be contagious!

"Is this really good?" Thor felt that it was not good to leave his friends behind.

"What's wrong, the name of Loki's throne is not justified, if he is here, we'd better go back to God's Domain as soon as possible." On the contrary, the four friends didn't feel that they were being neglected at all. After summing up, he felt that this was a good opportunity to counterattack, nodded to Thor and said, "That's right, Thor, we must rush back to God's Domain first."

In this way, Thor's little friends came in a hurry, and left in a hurry, without taking a cloud...

"What are they here for?" Mike said speechlessly.

"Who knows..." Thor was also at a loss. What he probably knew was that with Loki here, the Father God of God's Domain should be able to regain the throne.

So the two came to the room where Loki was interrogated again, and said to Loki, "Loki, I advise you to cooperate a little bit, otherwise I will take some coercive measures."

"Heh, what can you do to me?" Loki didn't believe it at all, what the other party could do to him.

"Put you and Thor together." Mike had no choice but to use his trump card directly.

"What?!" Loki couldn't help but roared with his eyes wide open. He hasn't shown such strong emotions until now. It can be seen that he really doesn't like his brother.

"Hey, it's too much, why is being locked up with me a compulsory measure?" Thor protested with fishy eyes, especially the expression of his younger brother, it's really sad, okay!

He has always felt that the relationship between himself and his younger brother is stronger than gold, how could it be like this...

"I refuse to be locked up with him!" Loki said without hesitation.

"Then be honest and confess." Mike said, this trick really works.

Unfortunately, at this point, Loki is still stubbornly resisting, "I have nothing to confess, I just see them upset."

Mike could clearly see that the scroll bar above Loki's head was calculating how to escape from here, and by the way, slapped Mike and Thor, alas...why bother?

"I gave you a chance." Mike couldn't help but sighed, and threw a look at Loki, you can experience it yourself.

"Wait, what are you going to do?" Only then did Loki realize that something was wrong. The other party might, indeed, be able to see through his heart... Then, wouldn't he be cheating himself? !

"Good luck." Mike waved his hand happily. As a god, it was trivial to lock Thor and Loki together.

There are pull lights here!

And a 360-degree camera with no dead ends was arranged in the room. I believe that the battle is fierce. Mike thinks that this can be used as a wedding gift for two gods.

When Loki woke up, his whole body was already in a bad state. As for Thor, after having sex, he felt that the whole world was lit up!

Mike saw Loki again, about two days later, Loki was sucked dry, looking at Thor, weird, his divine power is back?

ask!What's the situation! ∑(っ°Д°;)っMike actually can’t remember clearly. After all, who would remember this kind of thing, and it’s not because he was full. He just felt sorry for Rocky when he saw how miserable he was. look.