[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

"You want to destroy, Thanos? Don't be kidding." Gamora said, looking at Mike like a madman.

"I'm not joking." Mike was helpless. Although he had a baby face, it didn't mean that what he said was a joke.

"Do you know how strong Thanos is?" Gamora shook her head and said, no one knew better than her how strong and abnormal Thanos is.

"Of course I know. I don't know what infinity gem I was looking for, so I just killed him." Mike couldn't help but want to roll his eyes, but he still used his amazing willpower to hold back. As an elegant earth god, he absolutely You can't be ashamed on an alien planet.

"Knowing that you want to kill him so naively?" Gamora obviously didn't think that a man like Mike, who didn't even seem to have any muscles, wanted to kill Thanos.

When Mike heard what the other party said, he immediately felt that if Thor came, it might be more convincing?

"You can't, do you think others can't either?" Tony couldn't bear it, how could his dear one be despised by a little girl.

"What are you talking about?" Xingjue immediately stood up to defend Gamora, jokingly, he likes Gamora, and he can't let go of such an opportunity to please the girl no matter what.

"He's telling the truth. If I can seal him once, I can seal him twice. It's just that it's not enough to always seal him." Mike will not let the other party bully his man and release his coercion.

"You said, seal?" Gamora pushed away Star-Lord in front of her, stared at Mike and asked, "You sealed him?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? Is there a problem?" Mike blinked innocently, at least looking at his face, no one would have imagined that he could seal the domineering tyrant.

"No, in fact, I just want to say that you did it beautifully!" Gamora shook her head fiercely, and her attitude towards Mike was not to mention very friendly.

As for why she believed the other party's words so easily, it's very simple. She felt pressure from Mike from different levels higher than her own, and it's not obvious that Thanos has been silent for a long time recently What's the matter, that is, there is no way for Thanos to come out, it is not sealed, what else can it be.

"Thank you, I want to collect other infinity gems, to save Thanos from always looking for me." Mike readily accepted the other party's compliment, and he felt the same way.

"I'll help you!" Gamora said with great enthusiasm.

"Since Gamora is helping you, then we will help you as well." Star-Lord said shamelessly, following the rhythm of Gamora.

"Thank you very much." Mike said with a smile, he caught sight of Xingjue's information, the word "mixed race", he suddenly remembered that Xingjue's life experience seems to be unclear now, subconsciously asked, "Speaking of which, have you found your father yet?"

"What?" Xingjue looked at Mike with a confused face. His father abandoned his mother and ran away. Later, his mother also fell ill and died. He was kidnapped by aliens and became an adult. Star Trek.

"It's your father who sowed seeds all over the universe, haven't you found it yet?" Mike said immediately, and exposed the true face of Xingjue's father by the way.

"Scattering seeds all over the universe... what kind of metaphor is that?" Xingjue retorted subconsciously when he heard what Mike said, but he realized something was wrong when he said halfway, "Wait, you know who my dad is? ?”

Shouldn't his father be a scumbag who lied to women and ran away?What is spreading seeds all over the universe?

"Of course, I don't know why I'm asking you." After all, Mike couldn't hold back his eyes and said, he specially scanned him twice in the Guardians of the Galaxy, of course he knew who Star-Lord's father was.

Anyway, it is different from the setting of the comics. Originally, this game was based on the film and television drama, so Mike also identified the identity of Xingjue's father.

"Then who is my father?" Xingjue asked impatiently.

"Ego, how should I put it, he is a living planet." Mike remembered that when he watched the movie before, he only felt that this guy was really powerful. As long as he was a female, he could slob his lips without any aesthetics at all.

"Can you be more straightforward? I understand the words you said separately, but I'm a little confused when combined." Xingjue picked out his ears and said with a look on his face that you were teasing me.

"I really doubt your IQ. Forget it. To put it simply, it is a planet that has become a spirit. In fact, it is an ancient ethnic group. This ethnic group is not large in number. If you live long enough, your father Ego began to form himself. In order to expand his power, he randomly finds girls to breed offspring on different planets with intelligent creatures, basically as long as they can have children, they will have an affair with him." Mike didn't care about the limit of human breathing. Finished speaking in one breath.

"How many children does he have?" The expression on Xingjue's face froze. He has been in the universe for many years, and he has seen many ugly aliens. He also claims to have a lot of suave lovers, but some, he is also I can't keep my mouth shut.

"I don't know the exact number, anyway, you are the only one alive." Mike spread his hands and said, he is not a calculator for Xingjue's father to give birth, anyway, there are a lot of bones.

"Wait, what do you mean I'm the only one alive?" Xingjue was really confused now, he always felt that this sounded wrong.

"Literally, every time he gives birth to a child, he will kill the child's mother when the time comes, and then let the interstellar pirates tie the child back." Mike said innocently.

"Wait! You mean the mother who killed the child?!" Xingjue's face turned pale in an instant, and he said to Mike with chattering teeth.

"What's wrong? He only needs the child, but he doesn't need the child's mother." Mike looked at Xingjue with a half-smile, because he knew that Xingjue had understood what he meant.

"Do you know how he killed the child's mother?" Xingjue asked in a low voice with a gloomy face.

"What other tricks are there? It's nothing more than getting sick and dying naturally. He won't kill the other party directly." Mike said directly, "You know, as a living body close to God, he wants to do something, It's nothing difficult."

"Can you guarantee that everything you said is true?" Xingjue stared at Mike, gritted his teeth and said.

"Why should I lie to you?" Mike said relaxedly without being afraid of the fierce eyes of the other party, "Even if what I said is not true, you can ask the interstellar pirate who kidnapped you."

"What do you mean?" Xingjue was stunned for a moment, not expecting that Mike would say that.

"Why do you think he kidnapped you, but didn't hand you over to Egg." Mike said with a mocking expression.

"Isn't it because I'm old and it's convenient to steal things..." Xingjue said, the lie he had believed for many years.

"Honey, he's an interstellar pirate, not a thief. He needs a kid to steal things? Stop making trouble." Mike was almost laughed to death. Some people believed this kind of lie to children, and they have believed it for so many years.

"But why did he do this?" Xingjue only felt that his three views had collapsed, and he didn't understand why.

"To keep you alive." Mike said, looking into the other's eyes.

"What do you mean?" Xingjue asked blankly.

"You don't even think about it. Egg is sowing seeds all over the universe to have children. Why would I say that you are the only living child." Mike shook his head helplessly. As an interstellar pirate, it is really hard to say directly come out.

"Those... are the children dead?" Xingjue asked, even though he was hit, grasping the point of Mike's words.

"To be precise, they were all absorbed by Egg." Mike corrected.

"Why did he do this?" Xingjue couldn't believe it, even if his father was a living planet, he still absorbed his own child?

"Not every intelligent life on every planet can give birth to a child that satisfies Yigo. Every time a child is stolen, once Yigo is dissatisfied, it will be thrown away to become his fertilizer, making his planet stronger. "Mike nodded and said, "If you have the opportunity to go to Egg's planet, you will find that it is particularly beautiful, that is... your brothers and sisters' credit."

"!" Xingjue is already in a bad mood, and he doesn't want to go to see his father's planet at all, it will make his hair stand on end, okay?

"The interstellar pirate who raised you found out about his cruel behavior, so he showed kindness and kept you behind, and avoided Ego from a distance, otherwise you thought you could live to such a big age, and you would have been nourished long ago " Mike explained, "Oh no, it may also be trained by your father to be a perfect thug and help him conquer other planets."

"How do you know this?" Xingjue asked suspiciously.

"In this universe, there are still people who are old and never die, and know a lot. Of course, I am not those old and immortal beings, but I know more, and I can still see your bloodline." Mike said, It's not a secret, and it's very convenient to know about this kind of thing.

"My bloodline?" Xingjue asked puzzled.

"That's right, the earth is of alien blood." Mike nodded and said very understandingly.

"I'd rather be a pure earthling..." Xingjue touched his nose and said unhappily.

"When you meet your father and his power is drawn by him, you will probably be the same as an ordinary person on Earth." Mike understood, and was very happy to tell him how to become an ordinary person. "It's just that the power is drawn, and it may be weaker."

"I don't want to meet him!" Xingjue said angrily, who wants to be with a father who kills his own child for nourishment!Is that my dear father!The enemy is almost the same!

"It's up to you. Destiny is really hard to say." Mike said with a smile.

He is someone who has seen the second movie, and Ego will find Star-Lord after all, it is useless to avoid him.

"You really look like a magic stick when you say that." Xingjue looked at Mike suspiciously and said.

"Remove that stick, I'd be more happy to hear it." Mike smiled, not caring what the other party said, after all, he still counted on the other party to help find the infinite gems.

"Only you, are you still a god?" Xingjue can be regarded as someone who has stayed on the earth for a few years, so he naturally knows about gods, and those are all things in the story.

"You are the son of the planet." Mike didn't care about the other party's dislike at all. After all, stupid human beings always have to be forgiven.

"Please don't say that, it's too shameful." Xingjue covered his face, he didn't like this title at all!

"Ball?" Mike changed his words politely.

"It's even worse..." Xingjue was already desperate, who would drag this incompetent guy away?

"Daddy~" With a cute call, Mike had two more little guys in his hands, pulling on Mike's body, and gave him two passionate kisses.

"I said, teleportation is not allowed in unfamiliar places." Mike was speechless, Elder No. [-] really couldn't see these two little souls at all!

"I miss Daddy~" Dabao and Erbao said coquettishly to Mike in a soft and cute female voice when they saw their father's dark face.

"There will be a spanking next time. Ass." Mike doesn't like this. If it were Howard, he would probably be so light-boned that he couldn't find the south, east, west, and north.

"No, it hurts." The two little ones covered their little butts at the same time, looking at Mike eagerly.

"Aren't you obedient even if you know it hurts?" Mike said with a strict father's expression.

"Be obedient..." Dabao and Erbao nodded aggrievedly, looking pitiful.

"You two can be obedient, I guess you will come here in your next life." Tony rolled his eyes and said, yes, he didn't believe at all that these two little bastards could be obedient one day.

"What is the next life?" Dabao and Erbao asked in unison, the two similar faces were full of curiosity.

"Don't pay attention to him, our big baby and the second baby are great." Mike kissed the big baby, then kissed the second baby, and said happily, that's right, the expression of angry father Yan just now was completely faked, otherwise this The two little guys are not afraid at all.

"Was it my hallucination just now?" Xingjue said with a horrified expression on the side.

"What do you think, my eldest and second treasure, say hello to uncle." Mike said dissatisfied with the boy's surprise.

"What kind of uncle is it? Just call it brother." Xingjue immediately waved his hand and said when he heard the title of uncle, but he quickly remembered that this is not the point, "No, they just appeared suddenly?"

"Teleportation, it's just my baby's skill, don't be too surprised." Mike said very calmly.

"It's amazing my treasure." Xingjue said in praise.

"Who is your treasure? That's my son." Tony glared at Star-Lord and said.

"He's your son, call him Dad?" Xingjue looked at Tony in surprise, then looked at Mike and said.

"Our two children, can't you?" Tony said angrily.

"Then what, boy? This world is a fantasy..." Xingjue said dreamily.

"Who told you about boys and girls, what are you thinking about?" Mike couldn't laugh or cry, Xingjue's brain is really powerful.

"Ah? Isn't it?" Xingjue said with a disappointed expression on his face.

"No, it's the power of technology." Tony said with dead fish eyes, who would accept this tease.

"Did you hear that, the earth, my hometown, is awesome." After hearing Tony's explanation, Star-Lord immediately said to those behind him.

"You are mentally retarded, don't talk." The little raccoon said with a look of contempt, only feeling that this guy has lowered the IQ of their entire team.

"Hey, what do you mean, little raccoon?" Xingjue was not happy, how could he be so ruthless, so unreasonable!

"You're calling me little raccoon! I'll kill you!" The little raccoon ran away in an instant, taking out the weapon he was carrying and yelling angrily at Xingjue.

"There is something to say!"

It’s true that mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun, and Mike can still feel the friendship atmosphere from these aliens, just let Mike participate, forget it.

It's better to go back to Earth as soon as possible, the days have been delayed for a long time, I'm afraid Howard will go crazy.

Didn’t you see that the two babies have been following them all the time? After buying some local products here, Mike happily returned to the earth with everyone.

What should I do if I don’t have the money from that planet? Isn’t there Xingjue? It’s enough to pay back the money with some local products from the earth.

At least Star-Lord's little friends still like what Mike offers them, of course, except for the little raccoon, because Mike gave him a box of little raccoon crispy noodles.

But after tasting the taste of crispy noodles, I was conquered, and said that I can go to the earth to buy more in the future.

When the battleship landed at the spaceship docking station in Xincheng, Mike got off the spaceship with the two babies, and saw Howard who had been waiting there for a long time.

Because Mike was walking behind, Howard only had time to see Tony disembarking from the spaceship, and grabbed his son and gave him a cannonball. "You are finally back! Where are my eldest and second treasure?!"

"Grandpa~" When Dabao and Erbao saw their grandpa, their eyes lit up immediately, and they teleported over, almost not startling Howard. My good grandson just makes out with each other, two fat boys, I can't get enough of them! "My dear grandson! Why did you run out with your two fathers?"

"Have fun~ There are gifts." Dabao and Erbao said cheerfully, not afraid of their grandpa.

"Did you bring a gift for grandpa? Good grandson, come and give me a kiss!" Howard couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed home with his good grandson in his arms, while his wife was still waiting at home.

"..." Seeing this scene, Tony looked down at the messy clothes his father had ripped apart, and couldn't help turning his head and said to Mike, "I wonder if I picked it up, but I've never seen the old man before. Do it to me."

"Are you as cute as Dabao and Erbao?" Mike asked with a glance at him.

"Who said no, I was cute when I was young." Tony said unconvinced, will he be rejected when he grows up?D.

"Yes yes yes, you are the cutest, don't be jealous of your son, be careful they laugh at you." Mike said with his arms around Tony, giving him a loving meme.

"Joke me? I have a dark history with them." Tony raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile. The expression on his face came from a woman cheating, it was a malicious intention.

"You are really my dear father." Mike held back a smile and said to Tony with a thumbs up.

"Of course, my dear father." Now Tony was happy, and said with a carefree smile.

Helpless, this is probably the joy of being a father. Anyway, Mike can't control him, and he can do whatever he likes.

Back on Earth, Mike saved the Infinity Stones. Anyway, no one could recognize them from the outside. It turned out to be Infinity Stones.

Anyway, he won't put the infinite gems and Hella together, who knows if it will have any effect, be careful to make the ten thousand year ship, but the place where he put the infinite gems doesn't look very tight, anyway, there is no Just put it in the safe.

At least in the eyes of others, basic thieves would not choose the target of stealing, Mike felt very relieved.