[Comprehensive British and American] Run piggy

Little Tom has a bad temper. It's not an exaggeration at all. Basically, if there is a grudge, he must avenge it. According to him, he generally doesn't hold grudges, and basically he avenges grudges on the spot.

Whose kid has such a personality?

Mike always wondered if his posture during delivery was wrong, so he raised such a bully.

"Tom! Tell me, why did you let the little snake scare the children next door?" Mike asked with a dark face, pointing at little Tom with a standard feather duster in his hand.

"Who told him that I don't have a mother, I still picked it up." Apparently little Tom didn't think he was wrong at all, and said confidently.

The corner of Mike's mouth twitched, he was really afraid of something, why is the child next door so broken, ah no, it should be the adults next door, why is the mouth so broken, why are you talking nonsense in front of the child?

Otherwise, if a child of a few years old knows what the adults say, it would be a waste to pass by and say hello to them kindly, which is really heartbreaking!

I can't admit it, but I still have to retain a little bit of my dignity as a father, Mike said with a dark face, "Then you can't let the little snake scare people, what if you meet someone who likes to eat snake meat?"

"..." What should I do if I think what my father said is so reasonable and I can't refute it?Little Tom looked at Mike speechlessly, almost choking to death on that sentence.

"That's right, besides, you are my father's treasure. Those people are envious. Whose father is better than me?" Mike picked up his son with one hand, put him in his arms, and put his forehead against his little one. said Tom's forehead.

"Of course, Dad is the best!" Little Tom happily showed his white teeth, and said with his arms around Mike's neck.

In the past, Mike was someone else's son, but now he is someone's father. The more he lives, the more he goes back.

Mike felt that Little Tom's magic power seemed to be getting stronger and stronger. It was not a problem to be with ordinary people all the time, and he could not be forced to prevent him from using magic power.

Simply, take some time off and go to the Pokémon Private Zoo to find Newt before little Tom reaches the age of elementary school.

Who told him that he didn't know many wizards, and he was not satisfied with one hand, so he could only ask Newt for help.

"You want me to teach little Tom how to control magic?" Newt asked suspiciously, and came here on purpose?

"It doesn't count as control. When he's emotionally unstable, he tends to blow things up, from light bulbs to baby bottles." Mike said helplessly. His baby bottles were all destroyed by the little guy, and now even the light bulbs have begun to suffer. It's too bad!

Especially the moment this kid was weaned, he blew up his last feeding bottle, this prodigal son!

"That's what he was teasing you with?" Newt suddenly laughed, and then said directly.

"Amusing me? Playing?" Mike didn't react for a while, blinked his eyes, and repeated what Newt said.

"Yeah, I think Tom's magic power is very stable, and he is likely to become an excellent wizard in the future." Newt nodded. In his opinion, little Tom is the most talented among the children he has come into contact with. The most slippery kid with magic tricks.

Mike would be an idiot if he didn't understand after being told like this. He was furious instantly, pointing at Little Tom who was playing not far away, and shouted, "Tom Arthur, come here!"

"Dad?" Although Little Tom hadn't heard the conversation between Mike and Newt before, he could probably guess from Mike's face that looked like the bottom of the pot that the current situation was not good for him!

"Dad, tell me! Did you blow up the light bulbs and milk bottles on purpose!" Mike pointed at the little guy and said angrily, brat!

"Dad?" Little Tom was surprised. How did Dad find out? !

"I see your ass is itching!" Mike went over in the posture of a hungry tiger pouncing on a sheep, but unfortunately the little guy twisted his waist and dodged it. Although Tom is a chubby man, he is still very flexible.

"Ah!" Little Tom screamed, and then started to run, just kidding, it's a fool not to run!

"How dare you run away!" Mike's eyes widened, seeing the little guy slipping away from his hands, with an expression of disbelief.

"Uncle Newt, help!" Little Tom ran towards Newt with his short legs.

Newt gave little Tom a look of helplessness. Facing the furious Mike, even a fire-breathing dragon would not dare to go downhill.

Credence walked in, looked at the scene of chickens and dogs jumping in a daze, and asked blankly, "What are you doing? Are you playing eagles and chickens?"

"Uncle, help!" Little Tom immediately gave up Newt's protection, and ran directly behind Credence, sticking out only one head.

"Credence, get out of the way!" Mike was still burning with anger at the moment, this poor kid didn't worry at all, he was holding the ultimate weapon against brats - a feather duster in his hand!

"You feather duster, are you going to hit Little Tom?!" Credence understood that Mike was playing men's singles.

"You don't know how hateful this kid is. I thought it was because of his unstable magic power, but this kid is actually teasing me!" Mike said very irritablely, it's so hateful!

"Isn't it just a few baby bottles?" Credence's time has changed in the past few years, and he has also become rich and powerful. Before changing, he couldn't say such words.

Mike said angrily, "The point is not this, but this kid's attitude is wrong!"

"It's not good to beat a child..." Credence helplessly protected little Tom, persuading his younger brother, what should he do if he is so young, and domestic violence is wrong!

"If I don't let him know why the flowers are so red today, he won't be able to climb on my head in the future!" Mike was not happy, the boy dared to play with his father at such a young age, what should he do if he grows up in the future?

"Little Tom, come to Auntie to see if your father dares to beat you." Tina appeared at this time, walked up to Little Tom, and said to protect Little Tom.

"Hehe..." Mike just sneered, always thinking that Tina's brain is not working well.

"Tina, let's not get involved in their affairs." Newt saw Mike's sneer, and hurried forward, pulling Tina aside.

"Little Tom, be good, apologize to your father, sincerely apologize, and father will forgive you." Credence is the person here who knows Mike the most, he reached out and touched Little Tom's head and said gently.

"Dad, I'm sorry..." Little Tom was not pretentious, looking at Mike timidly and said.

"Are you going to play in the future?" Mike squinted at the kid and said with a straight face.

"I'm not playing anymore..." Little Tom quickly shook his head and replied obediently.

"Boy, remember, no matter how powerful your magic power is, you are still my son!" Mike went up and poked the boy's forehead and said.

"Got it." Little Tom covered his forehead with some grievances, showing a pitiful look that didn't dare to resist at all.

"When you grow up, you must be filial to your father, do you hear me?" Mike said immediately.

"I heard." Little Tom didn't dare to say no, his father still had a feather duster in his hand!

"That's good, touch your head, Dad will cook something delicious for you soon." Mike's anger subsided, and he patted his son's head and said.

"Hmm~" Little Tom was also happy, he didn't get beaten, it was great!

"..." Newt was speechless, it was really thunderous and rainy, "Is this the end?"

"What are you doing, you really want me to beat him up? He's only four years old, how can you bear it?!" Mike asked incredulously, "Are you still human?"

"..." Newt was really speechless after being asked, and could only say in surrender, "It's as if I didn't say anything."

This is love...

Mike happily took little Tom to live in the zoo until his elementary school started, and then he brought the wild child back to London.

He could see that little Tom liked the magical world more, but if he kept little Tom in the magical world, he always felt that the child's vision would be assimilated by that world and narrowed.

Human beings are constantly making progress, but the magical world he sees, the people in it seem to be living in the last century.

To live an old, lifeless life without that little stick, as if you couldn't live without it.

Mike has also learned about the history of wizards. In the earliest days, wizards did not have that little stick. The wizards at that time were powerful but kept pace with the times.

Because there are wizards around him, Mike read a lot of books in the zoo, such as Hogwarts. When he saw this, Mike was struck by lightning. It is really the world of Potter...

It should be said that there is no Potter in this world, maybe even Potter's father hasn't been born yet.

Moreover, the principal who has always trusted and helped Potter is not yet the principal. According to Credence, the old man is only a professor, and he is not an old man. He is at most a middle-aged man.

For this reason, Mike went offline to watch the eight episodes of Potter. At the beginning of watching, he didn't find his little Tom at all.

But later, Potter and the others discovered some little secrets, such as... the big villain, or Voldemort, the big devil, is actually called Tom?Marvolo?Riddle! !

tell him!This is not true!

Mike was so unbelievable that he wanted to stare through the computer screen. His chubby son Tom, who was raised in white, turned himself into something neither human nor ghost, and he looked very proud.

As a result, every time Mike saw Little Tom, he had the urge to beat him up. How about your aesthetics, brat? !Already dead!

Little Tom wondered why his father always showed him beautiful things. In Tom's eyes, those people were not as handsome as his father.

Silly son, your father is improving your aesthetics and rejecting the appearance of snake face.

If you dare to turn yourself into a snake face, Dad will immediately sever the father-son relationship with you!Absolutely no joke!

Little Tom only thought that his father had gone crazy...

Because Mike is not short of money, he can pick up his own son with all his might, and he can do whatever he likes, so on the first day of school, he attracted the attention of all the girls. I love it very much.

By the time Mike went to pick up the children in the evening, Tom's charm had conquered the entire class, some men and women...

There's an eerie feeling seeing everybody love Tom, heartthrob or something, did you grow up wanting to run for president?

The Great Corruption Country doesn't seem to have such a thing, does it?

Seeing his son running out of a group of children, Mike threw himself into his arms and asked happily, "Son, are you having fun?"

"Not at all, are the Muggles here all fools?" Little Tom said to Mike with a look of disgust.

"What's the matter?" Mike asked puzzled, just now he had a smile like a jade spring breeze, but why did he change his face when he turned his face? Did you learn how to change faces in Sichuan opera?

"When that Muggle was in class, all the little Muggles were like mentally retarded people. They couldn't do anything, and even peed their pants!" Little Tom couldn't hold back his disgusted expression, and his little face was wrinkled.

"Oh, my dear son, it's because you are too smart, forgive those children whose intelligence is far behind yours." Mike really understands the feelings of little Tom, when he entered several copies, I feel that the people around me are mentally retarded.

Until he met Little Rhett, this kid was a real genius. If little Tom could meet Little Rhett, he wouldn't feel bored in school...

"But I know what that Muggle can teach, why do I still have to learn?" Little Tom asked with a puzzled face, as if he was a bit repelled from going to school.

"Those are basic knowledge, and, Tom, I am also a Muggle in your mouth, do you think I am stupid?" Mike felt that the little guy should not be allowed to look down on people at such a young age. Do you know if there are more powerful aliens outside the earth.

"Father, how can you be like them, you are my father." Little Tom immediately put his arms around Mike's neck and said without letting go.

"I came here as stupid as them. You have to learn from others' strengths." Mike had to blackmail himself. Although he was never stupid, he couldn't say that in front of his son.

"Okay, I'll stay for another two days to see." Little Tom sighed, but he still agreed to Mike, and continued to investigate those scary little Muggles who seemed to go out without thinking.

Mike was happy when he saw little Tom say that, held his little hand and said, "Let's go, let's go home."

"Yeah!" Little Tom nodded heavily, he still likes this father very much, even if people always say that he doesn't have a mother, it doesn't matter, he already has the best father!

Little Tom's school is not too far from his home. Of course, it is not too far from Jacob's bakery. As soon as he passed by, he saw a lot of customers in the shop. Because of Jacob's exquisite craftsmanship, the flow of customers The quantity has always been quite a lot.

Queenie looked at Little Tom with a smile, "Little Tom is back? Did you go to school today?"

"It's good, but he despises children for being too stupid." Mike said helplessly, this matter really gave him a headache.

"Indeed, our little Tom is just smart. I have never seen a smarter child than little Tom in my whole life." Queenie didn't take it seriously. Geniuses are always like this.

"Smart is smart, but it's enough to give me a headache." Mike couldn't help but reach out and mess up the little guy's hairstyle, and got little Tom's protesting eyes, holding his head in his short hands.

"Come on, little Tom, try my new product." Jacob had just baked a new dessert at this time, and he handed a copy to Little Tom and asked, "Is it delicious?"

Little Tom took it over naturally. He was already very familiar with the fact that Jacob would let him try every time he made a new product, but he frowned and said, "Well, it's a little sweet."

"Is it too sweet?" Jacob asked doubtfully after taking a sip.

"No, it's pretty good. This kid doesn't like sweets very much." Mike took a sip and felt that the taste was very mellow. Jacob is really talented in making bread and cakes.

"It's still delicious made by my father." Little Tom said unwillingly.

"The little guy still knows to protect his father?" Jacob said in surprise, and soon laughed.

"That's right, I don't even look at whose son it is." Mike said despondently. It's hard to think of such a son who defends himself.

Little Tom's protection of him also proved that it was not in vain for Mike to be both a father and a mother.

That night, I made a big meal for little Tom. Of course, it was not just for little Tom. In order to celebrate that little Tom went to primary school, I had a dinner at Tom's house.

In five years, Mike bought a house in London, which was not too big, and it was enough to live in him, Tom and his son.

Occasionally, I would call my friends over for dinner, and everyone would be lively together.

Little Tom is also very used to being loved by everyone. Of course, the person he likes the most is his father.

"Tom, how many times have I told you not to put pets under the bed." While cleaning, Mike found a little snake hiding in Tom's bed.

He wanted to dry the quilt before, so he was really tired. If he hadn't discovered the little snake in the bed in advance, what if he accidentally threw the little snake out of the balcony?

"Nagini said he wanted to sleep under the covers." Little Tom said innocently.

Yes, Tom's snake tongue, in fact, Mike knew it from the Potter movie, even if Potter became a snake tongue, it was all because of Tom, there is no Tom's soul movie.

No...

Every time he thinks of his brat slicing his own soul, Mike has the urge to vomit blood. Where is his usual cleverness?

How mentally handicapped this is, capable of slicing himself into slices, not one piece but seven pieces!

Looking at Little Tom's chubby face, he was heartbroken.

"She said she wanted to get into the bed, so you did it? What if I didn't see her just now and fell downstairs while drying the quilt?" Mike said seriously.

"Nagini said she would crawl back." Little Tom communicated with Nagini.

"She is stupid and you are too stupid. If you fall from such a height, you will become a snake cake." Mike said angrily.

Little Tom was not happy that he was involved by Nagini. Nagini was stupid and he didn't have any business, so he didn't use such a metaphor, but he was right when he thought about it. He shouldn't listen to Nagini. Nagini is only so big. If it really falls, it's hard to say.

Since then, Mike has never found Nagini in the bed again, because it is Tom's pet. Mike made a pet bed for Nagini, and little Tom will let Nagini go to the pet bed when he usually sleeps at night. There is also a small quilt that he sewed by himself.

Can you imagine that snake-faced Voldemort sewing pet quilts when he was a child?

Anyway, Mike can't imagine it. He has been working hard to cultivate his son's aesthetics, and he is determined not to let his brain twitch and do things that divide him.

Obviously, he had a smart face when he was a child. Could it be that his brain is flooded when he grows up?

Because Tom is too smart, elementary school is really not suitable for little Tom. Mike reluctantly went to the principal, hoping to let his son skip a grade.

For an educator, this is considered a big deal, after all, child prodigies are not often seen.

Unexpectedly, there is such a person in their school. Some teachers have reported that this Tom Arthur is not very gregarious and looks a little withdrawn. It turns out that he is not withdrawn, but a genius!

It's weird for a genius to play with ordinary people!