Jinjiang Healing Cat Essence Daily

After breakfast, there was nothing to do, Tian Jinjiang began to think about how to spend this precious day.

Although he likes his job very much, it feels super cool to get a day off by accident, as if he stole a time that didn't belong to him.

Tian Jinjiang was determined to use this stolen day to do more meaningful things.

Clean up the room!do the laundry!Write!read!Go to Gym!Brush the cat owner!Continue taking online classes!Learn a new programming language!Life, life, how colorful it is~~

……… But before doing all these meaningful and colorful things, let’s lie in bed and browse Weibo for a while. _(:_」∠)_

As a result, a heinous scene appeared in the bedroom: a person and a cat, each holding their own mobile phones, laying on the same big pillow, relatively speechless, Ge You paralyzed.

Tian Jinjiang's Weibo follow list is as follows:

Many reading bloggers, many programmer bloggers, many writer bloggers, many comic bloggers, many fitness bloggers, many cooking bloggers, many funny joke bloggers, a few pet bloggers.

The list of his frequent visits is as follows:

Several pet bloggers.

Gone.

………orz

It's not that you don't want to watch anything else after seeing the cute pet, but Tian Jinjiang has limited time to check Weibo every day.These bloggers post a lot of cute pictures of cats, anecdotes about cats, and little knowledge about taking care of cats every day. After Tian Jinjiang saved these on his mobile phone, he realized that the time had come and he had to do other things, so he had to be silent. Tears say goodbye to other bloggers.

The ancients said it well: Ten years of suffering in the cold window, once on the road of sucking cats.Asked the son, "What should I do?" The son said, "I am also a cat slave."

It is the same today.A blogger posted a video of his cat showing off its cuteness, which attracted a large number of people to suck cats through the screen.That meow is really cute, and its appearance is super high, Tian Jinjiang can't help but look at it several times.

Miao Qing next to him heard the soft meowing of the cat in the video, and leaned over to take a look, and then looked at Tian Jinjiang's expression of "other people's cats suck differently", and immediately swung his paws up and down, left and right to scratch the screen at high speed, He just used a pair of small black claws to create the effect of a manual black screen.

"Don't, don't, this is my brother's new phone!" Tian Jinjiang was afraid that he would scratch the screen, so he quickly turned off the video, and threw the phone aside, "Why are you so jealous? You don't allow me to look at other people when I go to work, You don’t allow me to see other cats when I go online, aren’t you too overbearing?”

"Meow!!"

"Listen to you, your voice is not gentle at all." Tian Jinjiang still remembered the morning's vengeance, deliberately angry, "The sound of other people's cats meowing is thin, and it sounds crisp. You What? The voice is hoarse, and it makes people feel hairy."

"..." Miao Qing's eyes widened in an instant, watery and glistening.

"It's useless for you to be cute. Their cat's eyes are amber, so warm. How about you? Blue ones, it's cold to look at." Tian Jinjiang folded his arms and pretended to shiver.

"..." Miao Qing's eyes were flattened, and her expression was also flattened. She turned her back and pointed her butt at Tian Jinjiang. A standard hen squatted, shaking the tip of her tail slightly to imply: I have a little emotion.Give you a chance, come and comfort me.

Tian Jinjiang stretched out his hand and gently pinched the joint between his tail and his body.In human form, it is the tailbone.This is the cat's favorite place to be touched.Every time Tian Jinjiang gives Miao Qing a massage, he always spends a lot of time stroking here.

The hair on Miao Qing's back tightened, and she habitually wanted to lift her butt and raise her tail.Then, as if suddenly realizing that he was being angry, he retracted his half-raised tail angrily, and curled up next to his body.

"Okay, okay. You disliked me once in the morning, and I disliked you once. Now it's even, and no one is allowed to be angry again." Tian Jinjiang leaned over and rubbed Miao Qing's hairy head with his chin.

Miao Qing shook her head vigorously, opened her mouth and bit Tian Jinjiang's face.Of course, it's just for show.His whole body is velvety pure black, only the tender pink gums and tongue are revealed as he opens his mouth, which is very eye-catching.Tian Jinjiang couldn't help but think of this guy's human form: pink lips, pink...

stop!

At the critical moment, Tian Jinjiang, without losing his true nature of being an honest man, uttered the most moral four-character mantra in the history of human civilization: I ● want ● to get off ●.

However, the reality cruelly violated his wish.He saw the little black cat's body suddenly stretched, turning into a slender human body under his nose.Miao Qing brushed her hair, turned over coldly, "I said you——hey, you have a nosebleed!!"

Five minutes later, Tian Jinjiang came out of the bathroom, pinched his nose with a tissue, and said in a loud voice: "First, before changing back to human form, please consider whether our posture is appropriate. Second, if the posture is inappropriate and you are very To change back to human form, please create a cover on your body first. Third, if the posture is not suitable and you insist on changing back to human form and you must be naked|naked, please do not turn over suddenly. If you do not accept the above three, Please be ready to take me to the hospital at any time."

Miao Qing: "..."

"Let me tell you, those of us young people are under a lot of work pressure, irregular life and lack of exercise. We are very fragile and cannot stand strong stimulation. This time we were lucky. We only sprayed a few hundred liters of nosebleeds. Next time we may directly Hang up."

Miao Qing pulled the corner of the quilt, feeling aggrieved: "It's not like you haven't seen it before. I didn't wear any clothes when I transformed into a human for the first time, but you sat beside me calmly and stared at me all night."

"You are wrong." Tian Jinjiang corrected seriously, "First of all, under the circumstances at that time, the 'cat turned into a human' had a greater impact on me than the fact that you were not wearing clothes. Secondly, at that time I It was sitting on the edge of the bed, with a buffer distance between you and you, not the position just now. Again, at that time, I was not calm, but in a state of dying with the blood tank completely empty. If it weren’t for my strong vitality, I would have died that night. Already hung up."

"..." Miao Qing pulled up the quilt to cover her head, and said in a muffled voice, "I didn't know that I would irritate you. I'm not like other people's cats, my voice is soft and my eyes are warm. Not cute. Not cute at all." After saying a word, a sharp eye shot out from the gap in the quilt.

Tian Jinjiang didn't bother to say anything more to a tsundere talker, so he just pressed him under the quilt and kissed him face to face.Miao Qing shook her head again, and opened her mouth to bite, but the movement was a little slow, and her mouth was sealed by the opponent.

Miao Qing: "Ugh."

Tian Jinjiang: "If you do this again, I will really hit you! Are you my cat?"

Miao Qing: "No. Cats are not as good as other cats. Other cats are good in everything, I... um!"

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