No Money to Divorce

In order to be able to take publicity photos smoothly, to set a healthy example for the interstellar giant rabbits in the world, and to save the face of the commander and the former president's family, the weight loss plan was set in this way.The feeding amount of giant rabbit cubs has been reduced to three-quarters of the original amount, but the activities of walking outside the atmosphere have increased to once every two days.

After the honeymoon, the lives of Adrian and Zhong Yan tended to be calm, but Zhong Yan's spaceship driver's license has not yet been tested. Adrian and the rabbit have always only fed but not walked together. Tired of being together, which led to them really rarely taking the spaceship out to walk the rabbits.So for the giant rabbit cubs who would not be taken out for a walk once a month before, this is really a high-intensity exercise table.

Zhong Yan always has a high ability to execute any plan. He organized a family walk that night. The rabbit was not very happy. Zhong Yan only thought it was too lazy to move around. Only Adrian knew it was because it was not able to go as usual in the afternoon. It's like getting food and throwing a temper tantrum.

But he didn't dare to say it, not only didn't say it, in order to wash away the sin of feeding fat pets in front of his partner, he also followed Zhong Yan to blame the rabbit for being too lazy.

Lazy is indeed lazy.The timing of this giant interstellar rabbit being adopted was unlucky. Adrian didn't like large herbivores at all, but Zhong Yan loved it very much. He regarded it as his own, so he didn't bother to discipline it. After all the dust settled, Zhong Yan had the intention to discipline him, but he had already missed the best time to train the interstellar giant rabbit in the first few months. The biggest problem Even this one-year-old domestic giant interstellar rabbit can't go to the toilet in a fixed place, and its habits are no different from wild giant interstellar rabbits.

"The giant interstellar rabbits in the wild are not so lazy." Zhong Yan said, feeling a little guilty in his heart, "We were too busy at the time to take care of it. Later, when your condition was not good, I didn't have the heart to take care of it... No Blame it, I'm negligent."

When he said this, the two were standing by the porthole of the spaceship watching the giant interstellar rabbit floating outside.The rabbit at home has always lacked interest in walking activities, and today it seems to be particularly lacking in motivation. The whole rabbit is floating in space without moving.

Floating like this has no effect on weight loss at all.

Adrian couldn't hear Zhong Yan's self-blame the most, and quickly relieved: "I bought it, how could you be negligent? And it's still young, just teach it slowly, the interstellar giant rabbit can't live—— Uh, can live..." He was stuck, because he found that he had no idea how long the species of star rabbit could live.

"I can live for decades." Zhong Yan answered, a look that Adrian was familiar with suddenly lit up in his eyes, Adrian felt a little bit in his heart, feeling bad, but it was too late, Zhong Yan was in high spirits He continued: "The subject of the average lifespan of the giant interstellar rabbit has not yet been determined accurately, because the history of this mutant species is too short, but the longest-lived giant interstellar rabbit is known to be in the Glory sector. A brown short-haired rabbit, which this year has had..."

"That's right! It suddenly occurred to me, let's let it play with the rescue capsule?" Adrian suddenly suggested.

Zhong Yan was taken aback, and refused without thinking: "How can the rescue cabin be released for it to play, what if there is an accident at that time?"

The area they stayed in is far away from the main routes, and the nearby planets are sparsely populated. Most importantly, as the former commander-in-chief of the Na'vi Military Region, Adrian is well aware that this area is a blind spot for the daily security patrols of the Na'vi Military Region. In a sense, it is very safe.But he also knew that Zhong Yan was cautious by nature, so he explained: "There are two rescue capsules on this spaceship, and it's okay to release one for it to play with. It's motionless now, and it doesn't make sense for us to stay here." gone."

Zhong Yan made sense after thinking about it, so he nodded.He has already passed the written test for the spaceship pilot's license, and he hasn't started preparations for the road test, but setting up a rescue capsule is not a complicated operation. This is a rare opportunity, and Adrian taught Zhong Yan the operation process by hand.

The rescue capsule is different from the escape capsule. The pilot on the spaceship can control it to a certain extent. Zhong Yan, a beginner without a driver's license, controls the rescue capsule and stumbles close to the giant interstellar rabbit. The rabbit finally reacts. It kicks its legs Floating a little far away, staring vigilantly at this small unknown object to him.

Zhong Yan's attention was completely focused on the control of the rescue capsule, and Adrian secretly breathed a sigh of relief after escaping a science course on the life of the interstellar giant rabbit.

It's not that he doesn't support Zhong Yan's cause. In all fairness, the person who supports Zhong Yan's Interstellar Giant Rabbit Protection Association the most in the world is Adrian. Reposted it immediately, which made his fans complain frequently about his screen swiping, but some people complained a day or two, and it was like this every day for several months. In the voice of hopeless", Adrian still firmly reposts every news of the non-profit organization established by his partner every day.

But Adrian faithfully helps Zhong Yan to promote the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Protection Association every day, which does not mean that he is interested in Zhong Yan’s small interstellar giant rabbit science lecture. He is very worried that he will fall asleep halfway through hearing it, which will cause unnecessary family problems contradiction.

Adrian was secretly rejoicing that he escaped a catastrophe, when Zhong Yan suddenly asked: "What is that?"

"What?" Adrian asked, following Zhong Yan's gaze.

Outside the window, a black spot was approaching them at high speed, and within a few words, it was close enough for Adrian to distinguish—it was a black patrol ship of the Na'vi Military Region.

Zhong Yan also recognized it, and the two looked at each other suspiciously. Before they could react, the giant interstellar rabbit who was still fighting with the rescue capsule also saw the pitch-black warship approaching rapidly.

No matter how big the rabbit is, the genetics of the rabbit deeply affects the courage of the giant interstellar rabbit. The young rabbit quickly shrank to the side of its own spaceship in fright, and kept rubbing against the spaceship because of fear. The scenery outside the porthole was instantly covered in white stuffed with rabbit fur.

Adrian took the initiative to initiate a communication with the patrol ship on the opposite side. There is only one in the entire Na'vi space area that raises giant interstellar rabbits. He omitted his self-introduction and asked directly: "How do you patrol this route? This area Isn't there no arrangement?"

"Your Excellency, Commander-in-Chief, this is a new patrol point added by the Commander-in-Chief last week..." the soldiers in the patrol ship said anxiously.

"Stay away." Adrian ordered dissatisfiedly, "You're scaring my rabbit."

Patrol Ship: "..."

That rabbit is bigger than this small patrol boat!Who scares who!

Because of this episode, Zhong Yan and Adrian had to end their walking activities early. The giant interstellar rabbit at home was too timid, so Adrian asked Finn for a new patrol route, and picked a new patrol ship Hit the rabbit walking spot.

Not only are they not given food, but they also go out to exercise at every turn. In the past few days, the cubs of the interstellar giant rabbit have had a very unsatisfactory life. They have been huddled in their own rabbit nest all day long, and they don't want to be exposed to the sun.

That night, Adrian took a lot of effort to coax the rabbit out of its nest. Zhong Yan went to the next star area to attend a public welfare exchange meeting, and the heavy responsibility of running the rabbit fell on Adrian's shoulders.

The cub of the giant interstellar rabbit got out of its nest and saw Adrian alone, so he leaned forward to rub Adrian affectionately with full of hope.

Every time it did this in the past, Adrian always went to get some food to feed it.

"No, you are already so fat." Adrian touched its nose and said bitterly, "It's because you are too fat that I was almost exposed. He has already become suspicious. I really can't." have eaten."

The rabbit couldn't understand what he was talking about, and still stared at him with a pair of innocent and clear eyes. It was obviously a huge animal, but it lowered its fluffy head and rubbed against people flatteringly.

The giant interstellar rabbit can't make a sound, and their vocal cords have degenerated during the mutation, so the giant interstellar rabbit is always quiet, and only behavior can express emotions.Adrian untied it from the leash tied to the nest, and was about to tie it to the spaceship, but the rabbit anxiously blocked his way with its body.

Adrian reached out to pat the rabbit's thick fur, and lightly reprimanded: "Get out of the way, if my wife didn't give the order, do you think I want to accompany you to go out to exercise."

The giant interstellar rabbit circled Adrian twice, then leaned down to rub him flatteringly, Adrian is not a soft-hearted person, but when the giant rabbit looked at him with those wet and innocent eyes, he Always involuntarily think of Zhong Yan lying in his arms docilely...

"Well... just feed a little, it shouldn't matter, right?"

two months later.

The shooting of the promotional photos really couldn't be delayed any longer, Zhong Yan reluctantly agreed that the filming team would come to their house to take pictures of the rabbits.

The reason he is so reluctant is because he feels that the rabbit doesn't seem to be very thin.

"Why didn't you lose weight?" Adrian, who had been feeding rabbits behind Zhong Yan's back for the past two months, said guiltily, "I think I've lost a lot of weight."

Zhong Yan said: "It looks like I lost a little weight, but it shouldn't be. Experts from the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Research Institute clearly said that according to the weight loss plan, two months should be able to significantly improve the body shape. It must be us This one is too lazy and refuses to exercise properly."

"Yes, yes, yes." Adrian quickly echoed.

No matter how much Zhong Yan complained, the shooting day arrived as scheduled, except that the photographer couldn't help blurting out "so fat" as soon as he entered the backyard, and was glared at by the two owners of the rabbit, so scared that he didn't dare to speak anymore , all went well.

The shooting of the promotional photo lasted all afternoon. As dusk approached, before the photography team was about to leave, the person in charge of the propaganda department saw that Zhong Yan was busy talking to the photographer, so he asked for Adrian's opinion: "Your Excellency, Commander-in-Chief, There are a few photos in the middle of you and the chairman, do you think it can be released as a sideshow?"

Adrian asked, "Which ones?"

"It was when you rested on the ambassador's body... I took a few photos."

Adrian was stunned for a second before he realized that the "ambassador" in the other party's mouth was the image ambassador of the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Protection Association, the rabbit at home. He said, "Let me see what the photo looks like."

They realized that they hadn’t brought out the chairs during the half-time break of the filming. A few people could sit on the prop box, but it wasn’t enough. It was a bit far to go back to the house. Like all the masters in the world, Zhong Yan also saved some He wanted to show off his pet skills, so he let the photography team sit on the prop box to rest. He and Adrian called the giant interstellar rabbit to get down. for a while.

Under the lens captured by the photographer, the snow-white lop-eared interstellar giant rabbit is resting peacefully on the grass. There are two human figures on its back, one of which leans its head on the shoulder of the other.

This warm back photo is obviously very much in Adrian's heart, he said: "Pass it to me, I will send it, you can just retweet it."

Adrian's personal homepage is much more influential than the official homepage of the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Protection Association. As the head of the Propaganda Department, he was so happy that he agreed in a hurry.

On the other side, Zhong Yan kept admonishing the photographer: "The photos must be thinned in post-production, you know? When you find a professional, you must make sure there are no traces, and you can repair as much as you can. Anyway, you can't send the original photos. You need to be thin." , remember, you must emphasize it to the post-production team..."

The photographer nodded repeatedly, and patted his chest to ensure that the image ambassador would lose weight without any trace of retouching.

Only then did Zhong Yan send off the filming team with peace of mind.

A few days later, the Propaganda Department sent the final film to Zhong Yan for viewing. Although it was still a fat interstellar giant rabbit, it was better than the truth. Zhong Yan was satisfied, and the person in charge of the Propaganda Department said: " Well, we're ready to post it now, I've asked Lord Commander to post the tidbits just now."

Zhong Yan: "Okay... No, wait, what tidbits?"

When Zhong Yan hastily hung up the communication and went to the scene of the incident, it was already too late, and Adrian posted a new post with a photo on his homepage, with the text attached: Family portrait.

It was only a few minutes after it was posted, but the number of comments was unscientific, and it was still increasing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. The comment area was full of various exclamation points, and there were all kinds of exclamation points.

The fact that the interstellar giant rabbit in the commander-in-chief's house and the former president's house became a rabbit ball was finally exposed today.