In a place called Datianchao, there is a grand festival, which is a national movement festival, called "Double Eleven".
November [-]th, this is the day when a bachelor sheds tears, lovers show their love and are executed by the FFF group doused with gasoline and thrown on a lighter. It is also the day when Ma Yun earns hundreds of millions of dollars in minutes. The days when I frantically clicked the mouse, surpassed my limit and wanted to break through the difficulties of server disabilities and take photos of my favorite items.
"Huh?" Tang Hu, who had just put some things he wanted to photograph into the shopping cart and was about to pay at zero, suddenly saw a page while browsing the shopping webpage. In a large webpage with a bright red background, This unique store in dark colors is really eye-catching.
"Tmall Double Eleven special promotion...Two-dimensional male god series..." Squinting his eyes and staring at the dimly lit display screen in the dark, he read it word by word. The picture is a floor plan filled with a variety of Two-dimensional beautiful male faces.
Probably hand-made... Many online store owners will set up pure Two-dimensional pictures instead of three-dimensional physical pictures in order to make the things on the storefront closer to the hearts of fans.
Swipe down and see the price.
"Hey?!?! Are you kidding me?!" The bright ¥1.00 placed there made her eyes hurt, "A deposit?"
It is true that many online shopping stores will produce according to the buyer's demand and the number of paid deposits, and then ask the buyer to pay the balance after the product is released, so that the store will not cause a backlog Dilemma, but the deposits of those figure manufacturers that I usually see will not be as low as one yuan no matter how low. What is the difference between this and paying the full amount directly?
"Dididi——" the alarm clock set on the mobile phone rang, and the time displayed on the bottom right of the computer was 23:58, and it would be time for payment in 2 minutes. In order not to miss the midnight, Tang Hu specially adjusted the alarm clock.
"Ah, never mind!!!" He scratched his hair irritably, his half-length shawl black hair was messed up like a bird's nest.
Quickly clicked the mouse, and clicked to add to the shopping cart, but the dialog box that popped up made her stunned.
[The distribution of goods is based on the principle of randomness, please choose carefully].
There are two options [OK] and [Cancel].
Random principle?
The sight was swept away, but it was obviously the hand holding the mouse that acted before my brain. The small pointed arrow swiped and clicked the [OK] button, and the computer screen displayed [Item has been successfully added to the shopping cart] 】Tips.
"Forget it..." Time is running out. If you don't rush to pay at zero o'clock, the things you like will be swept away by others. The reminder to take it off the shelf was something that made her heart bleed.
Perhaps it was because of the crazy shopping in the past two days, the shopping cart was too full, which caused Tang Hu to spend a long time in the process of confirming the order and submitting the payment, and clearly understood how many soft sister coins he had in his Alipay She knew that after this trip, the balance would probably be cleared.
After frantically clicking the mouse for 10 minutes, Tang Hu finally paid for all the items in the shopping cart. Her waist was sore from sitting in front of the computer for a long time. When she stood up, she always felt that this body was no longer her own. up.
Rubbing his temples, he didn't even bother to turn off the computer, staggered to the door of the bathroom and turned on the light, washed his face in a daze and then went back to the bedroom.
"Haha——" He yawned for a long time, and Tang Hu felt that his hard-working spirit had collapsed the moment the payment was completed. Something happened that caused her to have no comforting sleep for two days, and under such circumstances, she concentrated on scanning the goods all day, so she was naturally very sleepy at this time.
Get into the warm bed, the weather in November has revealed a strong winter chill.
Tang Hu, who was wrapped in the blanket, turned over in a daze, then tucked himself in the corner of the blanket while half asleep, smacked his mouth twice, and fell into a deep sleep.
The room was already shrouded in darkness, and in the small bedroom, only the computer screen that the owner forgot to turn off was still flickering.
Whoosh, obviously no one has touched the display screen or the mainframe, but the computer screen suddenly went dark, and then a line of bright white characters appeared on the completely black screen.
[Hello, the buyer is sugary and has taken a special promotional product on Double Eleven. The Two-dimensional male god series is ready to be shipped, and the express delivery will be handled by the [Space Nest] company. Please confirm your order information one last time. If you do not click [Cancel] within five seconds, it will be automatically confirmed]
【Fives】
……
[Four]
…………
【three】
………………
【two】
........................
【One】
..............................
【zero】
[The package has been confirmed, please pay attention to check the buyer, the goods will arrive within 30 seconds after delivery, and there may be damage during delivery, but since the goods have an automatic reply function and are special promotional items, once they are sent out, regardless of the reason, No returns. 】
[Count down 30 seconds... 3, 2, 1... The goods have arrived, and the buyer has successfully signed for the receipt]
[The seller [a flower on cow dung] wishes you a happy mood]
The whole process took only 2 minutes, and the white writing appeared and faded on the black display screen. After an hour of the last line of writing, the display screen seemed to return to normal, and the "payment successful" page was displayed again. Come.
And then shifted his gaze to the bed on the other side, the small ball that was raised just now seems a little bigger now?But maybe it's just an illusion caused by the shadow cast in the dark night.
####
Tang Hu woke up from the cold. Wearing only a thin T-shirt on her body, she obviously couldn't resist the temperature of this November morning. She shrank her body, bowed, and then He pulled back, trying to put the quilt "kicked off by himself" back on his body, but although he pulled the quilt, he found that he couldn't move the quilt.
So someone who was half asleep and half awake relied on her body's instinctive consciousness to move over to the quilt and lean against it—she remembered that she didn't drink milk before going to bed last night?At her age, she doesn't have the habit of wetting the bed.
"Hmm..." He raised his hand and rubbed his eyes. Tang Hu, who was lacking in sleep, felt his head swell and ache. He struggled to separate the two eyelid brothers who seemed to want to be close to each other. His vision was not very clear. Glance behind.
"..." What are those red things?Is it tomato juice?
"..." No, in fact, what should be paid more attention to is the raised quilt, why does she feel that there is actually something inside?
"..." Wait, what happened to her bed?
As time went by, in just ten seconds or so, all Tang Hu could do was stare at his little quilt, which was already stained with spots of red marks—the original cartoon image of the rogue rabbit on it had disappeared. It was completely covered up by the stains, and the original appearance could not be seen.
There seems to be a strange smell at the tip of the nose that is becoming more and more clear, irritating and unpleasant, similar to the smell of rust - the smell of blood?
"...Ah, so it's not tomato juice but blood..." She muttered to herself, and the first reaction in her mind was whether she should scream to suit the situation.
"..." The thing inside is probably a person?Didn't she lock the door before going to bed last night?Or into the thief?
Subconsciously looked at the door, the door there was closed well, without any trace of opening, and because of the scattered things on the floor, even if a thief came, as long as the night vision ability is not excellent It is possible to bypass all kinds of plastic empty bottles, plush slippers, hangers and other obstacles to get into her bed.
Moreover, if it was a thief, how could the thief have the time to touch her bed and lie down covered in blood.
And what is her main concern now?Looking at the bulge on the quilt, it is much bigger than her, so it should be a man?So, she let a man sleep with her all night? !
no no no! ! ! !Sure enough, let's see what the guy in the quilt looks like first. If he looks ugly, he should kill him first.
Although she was just staring at the red thing quietly, the movement of her getting up just now seemed to make the person in the quilt react, and a muffled grunt could be heard from the other party through the thick quilt.
——The sound line seems to be great?
Immediately shaking her head to shake off the things in her mind, Tang Hu hesitated for a moment, then stretched out her hand to uncover the quilt, and the next second, her brows frowned even tighter—a person whose face was covered with blood didn't look very good at all. Clear facial features, probably a delinquent boy, because his hair is purple instead of black like normal people.
--what to do?Sure enough, should I find a kitchen knife to kill people first?It's just that if the dismemberment and throwing of the corpses are not done well, things like the "Ten Years of Bones Case" will happen in the attic. The lover is a corpse, and now the owner has been taken to the police station, and it is estimated that he will never have to go home in this life.
"Hello." Stretching out his cool fingertips, Tang Hu poked the man nestled in her quilt, and immediately felt something was wrong. The place touched by his fingertips was extremely hot. I don't know if it was because he was bored in the quilt for a long time. The surface was hot due to lack of oxygen, or a fever was caused by injury.
"Mr. Hijikata..." The words hummed from the mouth of someone who was obviously in a state of confusion were vague, but Tang Hu couldn't hear them clearly, and because they did not belong to the category of her native language with which she was familiar, she did not I can't understand it, but it sounds like Japanese, and it's a person's name.
——Oh no, is this world crazy? Why did this person travel thousands of miles from the Neon Kingdom to her Datianchao home to steal? Is District 11 so poor? !
Despite all kinds of wild thoughts in his mind, Tang Hu finally sat on the bed and looked at the man with a complicated expression.
The clock on the wall is still ticking on its journey, the hour hand, minute hand, and second hand overlap each other through an endless journey, and then the hour hand and minute hand finally form a right angle of ninety degrees, while the second hand swings slowly When the ground swayed several times.
Raising his hand and scratching his cheek, Tang Hu rolled his eyes: "...Forget it, forget it..." It's bad luck for her.
——Togrant hospitality to anyone, each according to hisability.
The author has something to say: The translation of the last sentence is [Do what you can, help everyone in need], No.11 of the Knights’ Twelve Rules.
So the heroine is Shenjingbing, I think it has been exposed, so bad, girls, don't be afraid of Shenjingbing! ! ! !Shenjingbing is so cute! ! ! ! ! 【.
Although the male lead hasn't even revealed his name yet, he has actually shown his face. I'm proud of myself!
Babes, can't you leave a message and save it? 【Show cute to you
November [-]th, this is the day when a bachelor sheds tears, lovers show their love and are executed by the FFF group doused with gasoline and thrown on a lighter. It is also the day when Ma Yun earns hundreds of millions of dollars in minutes. The days when I frantically clicked the mouse, surpassed my limit and wanted to break through the difficulties of server disabilities and take photos of my favorite items.
"Huh?" Tang Hu, who had just put some things he wanted to photograph into the shopping cart and was about to pay at zero, suddenly saw a page while browsing the shopping webpage. In a large webpage with a bright red background, This unique store in dark colors is really eye-catching.
"Tmall Double Eleven special promotion...Two-dimensional male god series..." Squinting his eyes and staring at the dimly lit display screen in the dark, he read it word by word. The picture is a floor plan filled with a variety of Two-dimensional beautiful male faces.
Probably hand-made... Many online store owners will set up pure Two-dimensional pictures instead of three-dimensional physical pictures in order to make the things on the storefront closer to the hearts of fans.
Swipe down and see the price.
"Hey?!?! Are you kidding me?!" The bright ¥1.00 placed there made her eyes hurt, "A deposit?"
It is true that many online shopping stores will produce according to the buyer's demand and the number of paid deposits, and then ask the buyer to pay the balance after the product is released, so that the store will not cause a backlog Dilemma, but the deposits of those figure manufacturers that I usually see will not be as low as one yuan no matter how low. What is the difference between this and paying the full amount directly?
"Dididi——" the alarm clock set on the mobile phone rang, and the time displayed on the bottom right of the computer was 23:58, and it would be time for payment in 2 minutes. In order not to miss the midnight, Tang Hu specially adjusted the alarm clock.
"Ah, never mind!!!" He scratched his hair irritably, his half-length shawl black hair was messed up like a bird's nest.
Quickly clicked the mouse, and clicked to add to the shopping cart, but the dialog box that popped up made her stunned.
[The distribution of goods is based on the principle of randomness, please choose carefully].
There are two options [OK] and [Cancel].
Random principle?
The sight was swept away, but it was obviously the hand holding the mouse that acted before my brain. The small pointed arrow swiped and clicked the [OK] button, and the computer screen displayed [Item has been successfully added to the shopping cart] 】Tips.
"Forget it..." Time is running out. If you don't rush to pay at zero o'clock, the things you like will be swept away by others. The reminder to take it off the shelf was something that made her heart bleed.
Perhaps it was because of the crazy shopping in the past two days, the shopping cart was too full, which caused Tang Hu to spend a long time in the process of confirming the order and submitting the payment, and clearly understood how many soft sister coins he had in his Alipay She knew that after this trip, the balance would probably be cleared.
After frantically clicking the mouse for 10 minutes, Tang Hu finally paid for all the items in the shopping cart. Her waist was sore from sitting in front of the computer for a long time. When she stood up, she always felt that this body was no longer her own. up.
Rubbing his temples, he didn't even bother to turn off the computer, staggered to the door of the bathroom and turned on the light, washed his face in a daze and then went back to the bedroom.
"Haha——" He yawned for a long time, and Tang Hu felt that his hard-working spirit had collapsed the moment the payment was completed. Something happened that caused her to have no comforting sleep for two days, and under such circumstances, she concentrated on scanning the goods all day, so she was naturally very sleepy at this time.
Get into the warm bed, the weather in November has revealed a strong winter chill.
Tang Hu, who was wrapped in the blanket, turned over in a daze, then tucked himself in the corner of the blanket while half asleep, smacked his mouth twice, and fell into a deep sleep.
The room was already shrouded in darkness, and in the small bedroom, only the computer screen that the owner forgot to turn off was still flickering.
Whoosh, obviously no one has touched the display screen or the mainframe, but the computer screen suddenly went dark, and then a line of bright white characters appeared on the completely black screen.
[Hello, the buyer is sugary and has taken a special promotional product on Double Eleven. The Two-dimensional male god series is ready to be shipped, and the express delivery will be handled by the [Space Nest] company. Please confirm your order information one last time. If you do not click [Cancel] within five seconds, it will be automatically confirmed]
【Fives】
……
[Four]
…………
【three】
………………
【two】
........................
【One】
..............................
【zero】
[The package has been confirmed, please pay attention to check the buyer, the goods will arrive within 30 seconds after delivery, and there may be damage during delivery, but since the goods have an automatic reply function and are special promotional items, once they are sent out, regardless of the reason, No returns. 】
[Count down 30 seconds... 3, 2, 1... The goods have arrived, and the buyer has successfully signed for the receipt]
[The seller [a flower on cow dung] wishes you a happy mood]
The whole process took only 2 minutes, and the white writing appeared and faded on the black display screen. After an hour of the last line of writing, the display screen seemed to return to normal, and the "payment successful" page was displayed again. Come.
And then shifted his gaze to the bed on the other side, the small ball that was raised just now seems a little bigger now?But maybe it's just an illusion caused by the shadow cast in the dark night.
####
Tang Hu woke up from the cold. Wearing only a thin T-shirt on her body, she obviously couldn't resist the temperature of this November morning. She shrank her body, bowed, and then He pulled back, trying to put the quilt "kicked off by himself" back on his body, but although he pulled the quilt, he found that he couldn't move the quilt.
So someone who was half asleep and half awake relied on her body's instinctive consciousness to move over to the quilt and lean against it—she remembered that she didn't drink milk before going to bed last night?At her age, she doesn't have the habit of wetting the bed.
"Hmm..." He raised his hand and rubbed his eyes. Tang Hu, who was lacking in sleep, felt his head swell and ache. He struggled to separate the two eyelid brothers who seemed to want to be close to each other. His vision was not very clear. Glance behind.
"..." What are those red things?Is it tomato juice?
"..." No, in fact, what should be paid more attention to is the raised quilt, why does she feel that there is actually something inside?
"..." Wait, what happened to her bed?
As time went by, in just ten seconds or so, all Tang Hu could do was stare at his little quilt, which was already stained with spots of red marks—the original cartoon image of the rogue rabbit on it had disappeared. It was completely covered up by the stains, and the original appearance could not be seen.
There seems to be a strange smell at the tip of the nose that is becoming more and more clear, irritating and unpleasant, similar to the smell of rust - the smell of blood?
"...Ah, so it's not tomato juice but blood..." She muttered to herself, and the first reaction in her mind was whether she should scream to suit the situation.
"..." The thing inside is probably a person?Didn't she lock the door before going to bed last night?Or into the thief?
Subconsciously looked at the door, the door there was closed well, without any trace of opening, and because of the scattered things on the floor, even if a thief came, as long as the night vision ability is not excellent It is possible to bypass all kinds of plastic empty bottles, plush slippers, hangers and other obstacles to get into her bed.
Moreover, if it was a thief, how could the thief have the time to touch her bed and lie down covered in blood.
And what is her main concern now?Looking at the bulge on the quilt, it is much bigger than her, so it should be a man?So, she let a man sleep with her all night? !
no no no! ! ! !Sure enough, let's see what the guy in the quilt looks like first. If he looks ugly, he should kill him first.
Although she was just staring at the red thing quietly, the movement of her getting up just now seemed to make the person in the quilt react, and a muffled grunt could be heard from the other party through the thick quilt.
——The sound line seems to be great?
Immediately shaking her head to shake off the things in her mind, Tang Hu hesitated for a moment, then stretched out her hand to uncover the quilt, and the next second, her brows frowned even tighter—a person whose face was covered with blood didn't look very good at all. Clear facial features, probably a delinquent boy, because his hair is purple instead of black like normal people.
--what to do?Sure enough, should I find a kitchen knife to kill people first?It's just that if the dismemberment and throwing of the corpses are not done well, things like the "Ten Years of Bones Case" will happen in the attic. The lover is a corpse, and now the owner has been taken to the police station, and it is estimated that he will never have to go home in this life.
"Hello." Stretching out his cool fingertips, Tang Hu poked the man nestled in her quilt, and immediately felt something was wrong. The place touched by his fingertips was extremely hot. I don't know if it was because he was bored in the quilt for a long time. The surface was hot due to lack of oxygen, or a fever was caused by injury.
"Mr. Hijikata..." The words hummed from the mouth of someone who was obviously in a state of confusion were vague, but Tang Hu couldn't hear them clearly, and because they did not belong to the category of her native language with which she was familiar, she did not I can't understand it, but it sounds like Japanese, and it's a person's name.
——Oh no, is this world crazy? Why did this person travel thousands of miles from the Neon Kingdom to her Datianchao home to steal? Is District 11 so poor? !
Despite all kinds of wild thoughts in his mind, Tang Hu finally sat on the bed and looked at the man with a complicated expression.
The clock on the wall is still ticking on its journey, the hour hand, minute hand, and second hand overlap each other through an endless journey, and then the hour hand and minute hand finally form a right angle of ninety degrees, while the second hand swings slowly When the ground swayed several times.
Raising his hand and scratching his cheek, Tang Hu rolled his eyes: "...Forget it, forget it..." It's bad luck for her.
——Togrant hospitality to anyone, each according to hisability.
The author has something to say: The translation of the last sentence is [Do what you can, help everyone in need], No.11 of the Knights’ Twelve Rules.
So the heroine is Shenjingbing, I think it has been exposed, so bad, girls, don't be afraid of Shenjingbing! ! ! !Shenjingbing is so cute! ! ! ! ! 【.
Although the male lead hasn't even revealed his name yet, he has actually shown his face. I'm proud of myself!
Babes, can't you leave a message and save it? 【Show cute to you
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