I heard you are my cat

Chu Xiaobai's surprise was not feigned.

When he was going to the bathroom just now, he saw the box of snacks that Lu Qin bought for the cow cat, took a beef stick and gnawed on it, and then——

Then he didn't know what was going on, his body seemed to lose control, and he changed from a human form back to its original form. The whole cat was so excited, it ran around, and ran back to the computer. At that time, his consciousness was a little confused. Confused, just like what humans say...Are you on drugs?

When he came back to his senses, he realized that he had done something stupid.

A cat is playing a game. Fortunately, it is face-to-face keyboard operation, and the result is terrible, so that people will not be suspicious.

Chu Xiaobai forced himself to calm down, sat down in front of the computer, and continued the live broadcast. The barrage was still very lively, all talking about cows and cats, all kinds of fancy praises, and persuading him not to scold him for nothing.

"Well, don't scold."

The "girl" in maid costume in front of the camera replied seriously, of course he would not make things difficult for him, but the reason for this incident must be found out to avoid accidents from happening again.

He didn't want to suddenly transform in front of Big Brother Lu one day out of control!

As Uncle Groundhog said, human beings' fear of the unknown is quite serious.He didn't want Brother Lu to be afraid of him and hate him.

Because of the spot-stealing scene of the cow cat "going crazy" just now, many fans suggested that Xiaobaibai bring the kitty to play games and start a live broadcast. Chu Xiaobai was so scared that he didn't dare to speak out, so he could only pretend that he didn't see it. In the end, Qiuqiu deliberately blackmailed himself before breaking the topic.

But there is no doubt that although the cute pet live broadcast of the cow cat was cancelled, Baibai's popularity has obviously increased after the appearance just now.

If it was an ordinary cat, Chu Xiaobai naturally wouldn't have to worry about anything, but since he doesn't know how to avatar, how can he turn into a cow cat for fans?

Qiuqiu: "Those who are still asking for Qiuqiu to step off the stage and replace the cow and cat on the stage, I seriously doubt that you don't love me anymore! It's too much, give me a piece of tofu, let me kill you..."

Chu Xiao was embarrassed, Qiuqiu faced the camera, and could really say anything.

Luckily, the fans were quite generous, and they didn't want to watch the cow cat abuse the ball anymore. This night finally passed without any danger.

When the live broadcast ended, it was already after 09:30.

When Qiuqiu rushed in nervously, Chu Xiaobai was thinking about that bad beef stick in his hand.

"Little Baibai, what happened just now? You scared me to death!"

"Qiaoqiu, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. When I went to the bathroom, I took a bite of this, and then... my body uncontrollably changed back to its original shape."

Chu Xiaobai explained embarrassingly, if he hadn't been greedy at the time, nothing would have happened, right?But this beef stick, he usually gnaws and plays, and has never lost control like this. Could there be other incentives?

Qiuqiu took the beef stick in bewilderment, put it under the tip of his nose and sniffed it, then——

I stuffed it into my mouth, chewed it happily a few times, swallowed it, and commented: "It tastes good. Is this the snack that brother Lu upstairs bought for you?"

Chu Xiaobai: "...um."

"It shouldn't be because of this. I didn't feel anything after I ate it." Apart from the fact that it was delicious, the big deal was that my stomach might feel uncomfortable later. Eating meat with rabbit essence may cause some adverse reactions.

After eating a beef stick, Qiuqiu looked at the packaging bag on the table, grabbed another one, and continued to put it in his mouth: "This tastes really good, give me the whole package, okay?"

Chu Xiaobai 囧: "...Okay." But he clearly remembers that rabbits are vegetarians, why does Qiuqiu like meat so much?

Probably because he realized that his blatant "bandit behavior" was a little bullying Xiao Yao, after Qiuqiu put away his things, he asked solemnly: "Xiao Baibai, please tell me carefully, what happened before and after you went to the toilet, what did you do at that time?" What did you do, what were you thinking?"

"I, I didn't do anything, I just went to the toilet."

As for what's on your mind?

Chu Xiaobai lowered his head a bit shyly, he was wondering if Big Brother Lu was watching his live broadcast, and if the name Lu that was not highlighted on the fan rankings was Big Brother Lu, because when he came back, he sneaked upstairs I went up to look and found that Lu Qin hadn't come home yet.

Then he thought of the theory of human reproduction and human possessiveness that Uncle Groundhog said...

He thought too much, and he really couldn't figure it out for a while.

His mind was almost in a mess. Before he went home, he was quite happy that Big Brother Lu wasn't on a date. When he sat in front of the camera, he was distracted.

Chu Xiaobai was quite ashamed. He was so serious during the live broadcast of the ball, but he was thinking about it.

After pondering for a while, Qiuqiu said, "Well, I can't find the reason either. Let's put this matter aside for now. I'll ask Ah Jing later."

In fact, he secretly had a guess: Could it be that Bai Bai is in heat?After some animals become spirits, due to the influence of the estrus period, especially those little demons who have just become spirits, if they are not careful, they will not be able to control their human form, and will rashly change back to their original form.

This thought flashed through Qiuqiu's mind, and was quickly suppressed. The three-month-old kitten is still far away from the estrus period.

Chu Xiaobai nodded obediently, a blush floated on her white and tender face, and she nodded with burning ears: "Okay."

He has never been good at lying. He didn't tell the truth to Qiuqiu just now, and his courage has been exhausted, so he dare not look directly at the other party.

If it was Ah Jing who was here, he would definitely notice something was wrong immediately, and Qiuqiu had preconceived ideas, so naturally he would not be suspicious.

"Oh, by the way, Xiao Baibai, are you going upstairs at ten o'clock or 10:30?"

Chu Xiaobai: "I have an appointment with Brother Lu at ten o'clock."

Qiuqiu: "Do you want me to take you up?"

Chu Xiaobai shook his head: "Brother Lu said he came to pick me up."

Qiuqiu was stunned for a moment: "If he comes to pick up the cat, it doesn't make sense if you are not there. It seems that I will pretend to be you again later."

He secretly thought, this Lu Qin really has some thoughts about Xiao Baibai, right?Although among humans, Lu Qin's conditions are good in all aspects, but humans have a limited lifespan and are fickle. Since ancient times, when little monsters fell in love with humans, most of them were victims.

He didn't want to see Xiao Baibai get hurt at all.

Qiuqiu: "I was outside just now, and I have something to say, it's not convenient for me to say it."

Chu Xiaobai responded: "What are you talking about?"

Qiuqiu looked at the boy with a serious face: "I believe that Lu Qin will be a qualified shit shoveler and a competent friend, but as the groundhog said, human beings attach great importance to the issue of offspring, and Lu Qin will one day To marry a woman and have children, in his mind, no matter how cute Bai Bai is, he is just a cat, do you understand?"

Chu Xiaobai pursed his lips and remained silent. This feeling of brain dizziness, groggy, and loss of control came again. What should I do?

With a bang, the boy turned into a cow cat and fell to the ground.

The kitty looked up at Qiuqiu with a blank expression on his face: "Meow."

Qiuqiu was surprised: It's not really the estrus period, is it?

"Little Baibai, when you went to the Demon Control Bureau to apply for a permit to become an elf and a residence permit in the human world, did you have a medical examination? Did you keep that report? Where did you put it? Let me take a look..." He was almost incoherent .

The cow cat meowed, but this time it didn't run around madly, with its black tail raised high, and it strode forward with arrogance and strides. cabinet door.

Qiuqiu went forward and opened the door, saw the information wrapped in a transparent file bag, took it out and looked dumbfounded: Chu Xiaobai, a male cow cat, age... 18 years old! ?

The date of becoming a sperm is quite close, only three months ago.

but--

"Why is the age on it 18 years old? Isn't there an extra 8?"

Qiuqiu was shocked. Logically speaking, the people from the Demon Management Bureau would not have made such a low-level mistake.

The cow cat proudly raised its small chest, its white fluff was clean and delicate: "Meow!" 18 years old!That's right, yes!

Qiuqiu rubbed his eyes vigorously, and finally called Ah Jing resolutely, only then was he sure that the information was correct.

"Bai Bai accidentally fell into a crack in time and space before he became a spirit. He stayed there for nearly 18 years and suffered a lot. When he was rescued, he just became a spirit, but he lacked part of his memory and did not remember it. What exactly did I experience there." Ah Jing's voice came from the microphone, "There are some unspeakable inside stories involved behind this incident, and I don't know the details, but you can see his original shape, it has been going on for a long time. Not much, it may also have something to do with that experience.”

When Qiuqiu ended the call, he felt extremely complicated, so it was really... Has the estrus period come?

The cow cat tilted its head, looking curiously at the ball on Baozi's face: "Meow?"

"Maybe this is fate." The lifespan of cats is not as long as that of humans. Few cats can live for 18 years in good health. This day, right?

but--

After living for so many years, he is still so stupid. He really doesn't know what to say.

But then again, the cow cat, who has just become a sperm, is actually weak in theory, but in fact has infinite strength, excellent memory, strong learning ability, and even a very fast speed, which makes him a mature cat. How can a 20-year old rabbit be in love?

Ball is sad.

"Meow?" Qiuqiu, what's wrong with you?

The cow cat stretched out its paws and rubbed the face of the boy with a bun face.

Qiuqiu reached out, touched the cat's head, and sighed: "Xiao Baibai is not young anymore, I will take you on a blind date next week."

Chu Xiaobai: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

But he doesn't want to go on a blind date at all, he just wants to study hard to take the college entrance examination and be a cat with a college diploma.

"Tuk-tuk--" There was a knock on the door.

Qiuqiu hurriedly put away the file bag, stood up, disguised as Chu Xiaobai, bent down to pick up the cow cat, and walked out while telling: "Little Baibai, when you go to Lu Qin's side, don't worry about it." If you want to control your emotions, don't think about anything, you must never show any flaws, and you must not let him discover your identity, understand?"

The cow cat nodded obediently: "Meow!" Got it!