I heard you are my cat

No one expected that things would turn out to be such a weird development in the end. For the blue team, this hurdle was obviously a question of rewarding points, but it became the home of the cow cat and the little sparrow.

The remaining three pet dogs: Bull Terrier, Big Golden Retriever, Bian Mu, were chased by the cats and ran around. Half an hour passed in a flash, and the director announced the victory of the red team with a delicate mood!

In view of the passive sabotage of the Persian cat and the Ragdoll cat, they have been basking in the sun and licking each other's fur. Although they are on the winning side, there are still no duck eggs on their heads.

When the green parrot opened, its performance was remarkable, which fully mobilized the emotions of its competitors, so that the program could be recorded smoothly. In addition, it took nearly half an hour to express itself in front of the camera and fully show off the hard work of ventriloquist. point.

The cow cat and the little sparrow cooperated seamlessly, cooperated tacitly, and turned defeat into victory against the wind. Although the process was completely incomprehensible, the result was clear. It can only be said that this magical turning point is probably because of... this cat More fierce?Two points each.

Luo Yuansheng was stunned from the beginning to the end, and when he realized it, he had already grabbed Lu Qin's arm excitedly and said incoherently: "Old Lu, turn around and ask Xiaobai, how did he train Baibai?"

Lu Qin: "..." I'm afraid I'll scare you if I say it.

I have seen some very courageous cats chasing and scratching their paws at passing dogs. Some cowardly dogs do run while barking, but they are basically adult cats, not a three-month-old cat. What's more, among the four dogs, the big golden retriever's IQ is not low.

Seeing this situation, the shit-shoveling officers of the dog fell into deep thought, and turned their eyes to Lu Qin with the same goal, hoping that he could explain something.

Lu Qin was silent. He vaguely guessed the reason, but he really didn't dare to say the truth casually. First, there was no evidence, and second, it was because of... the scientific society, the theory of monsters, ghosts, and supernatural powers. It was thought that the skull was broken, so I had to go to the psychiatric department to register.

"Don't you think the little sparrow's performance is even more amazing?"

Since it is inconvenient to tell the truth, it is convenient for him to observe Xiao Ting's reaction, to see if the other party knows the inside story, and then make plans.

Hearing this, other people noticed that besides the cow cat, this little sparrow's reaction was also very unusual. It was the first time I saw a sparrow that fell into the hole in order to eat rice. My little sparrow, the reaction to closing the cage door is simply too fast!

Although those dog cages and cat cages were arranged by the staff of the program group at the beginning, but——

How to force a dog into a cage and how to lock it, but no one has taught these two.

Xiao Ting explained with a sneer: "My Xiaoxuanxuan has received special training. I adopted it from an expert, which is extraordinary."

It is indeed very unusual. As for why it is so awesome?Sorry, you can explore on your own.

Translate, this is almost what it means.

Seeing that nothing could be dug out, everyone could only envy and hate.

After the first level, the shit-shoveling officers returned to their pets one after another. The four who were scared by the cow cat and ran away just now saw the shit-shoveling officer, as if seeing their own father, their eyes glowed green. , buttocks twisted very happily, rushed into the arms of the master, crying about his grievances.

Husky: "Wow——" Papa, let me tell you, I met a super scary cerebellar axe, it scared me to death...

Big golden retriever: "Wow!" Papa, it's so scary, so scary!to hug!

The Persian cat gracefully glanced at the four stupid dogs opposite, and licked its paws: "Meow." Are the four dogs opposite stupid?

The puppet cat responded softly: "Meow." Dogs are always so stupid.

Hearing this, the cow cat couldn't help retorting: "Meow." That's not true, our Ah Huang is very smart!

The little sparrow snorted, hovered above the cow cat's head, and twittered non-stop, fully expressing his meaning: "Little cat, it's quite cheap for us to care about these animals."

Chu Xiaobai was embarrassed: Master Suzaku, that's not what you said just now when you charged into the battle to fight dogs.

On the side of the guest group, there was a lot of noise. The director estimated the time and shouted through the loudspeaker: "Just now the first level is fighting, and the next level is Wendou! Please move the camera to Sanqing Bookstore."

Sanqing Bookstore is located in the ancient town of Qinyun, where a great writer once studied during the Republic of China.

The red and blue teams are one on the left and the other on the right. The excrement shovelers sit in a row with their pets. There is an answering machine in front of each table. The private school teacher pretends to stand on the podium.

Probably because the appearance of this Mr. Private School is quite different at first glance. As soon as he took the stage, he was bombarded by four dogs collectively, whining and barking one after another.

The assistant director asked the director for help with an expression on his face that was about to cry: "Director, what should I do, they are killing me!"

The director waved his hand calmly: "Continue."

The cow cat squatted on the table, looking at the assistant director wonderingly: How could this person smell so strongly of disinfectant?Oh no, it's not the person, it's the clothes.

Xiao Ting reminded with a smile: "Teacher, the smell on your clothes is too strong, and you are rejected by dogs."

After the assistant director came to his senses, he immediately went to change his clothes, and sure enough, all the goons who had rioted just now and couldn't be appeased no matter how they tried, all quieted down.

The little sparrow jumped up and down on the table and suddenly said: "Chi Chi." It had the breath of a demon catcher.

The cow cat's ears trembled, and it looked at the other party in surprise: "Meow?" Demon catcher?

It's not the smell of disinfectant...

The little sparrow chirped for a while, probably meaning: Since the establishment of the Demon Management Bureau, the business of demon catchers has plummeted, and they have switched to become Feng Shui masters, and a small number of those who stick to their posts are about to become psychopathic. Going around everywhere, trying to catch some little goblins who are alone.

But generally speaking, as long as they have a permit to become a spirit and a residence permit in the human world, those monster hunters have to weigh their own weight in whatever they want to do. If they really violate the two rules, they will end badly.

But if the little goblin doesn't live up to it, commits a crime, and is caught in the wrong by the other party, the goblin management bureau will have nothing to do.

Chu Xiao listened nonchalantly on a white face, secretly terrified, always feeling that the other party was reminding him.

Could it be that Suzaku-sama knew about the fact that he made a wish with the wishing card to become a human a few nights ago?

On the podium, the assistant director shook his head and announced the rules of the competition: "This round of literary competition is a quick-answer question. The cute pet can only press the quick-answer device, and the shit-shoveling officer will come back. If you answer correctly, you will get one point. One point deducted."

The rules sound simple, but in fact there are hidden secrets.

A small plate was placed in front of the answering machine in turn. The plate is still empty. After the answering starts, the excrement shoveler will put the snacks that his master likes on the plate. When the pet eats the snacks, the answering machine will ring Come.

Regardless of the difficulty of the question, the excrement shoveler will put food before answering each question, and the group of guests who touch the answering machine first will answer the question. If the answer is correct, everyone will be happy. What if it is wrong?Sorry, points will be deducted.

Among them, the only thing that can be controlled is the speed of putting snacks.

Lu Qin opened the small dried fish in his hand, took out one, and handed it to the cow cat: "Baibai, do you want to eat?"

When the assistant director saw the situation, he quickly persuaded him: "Wait a minute, you can't eat it yet!"

As soon as Chu Xiaobai opened his mouth, he was about to bite the little fish. When he heard this, he hesitated, and he was embarrassed to speak. When he looked up and saw Lu Qin was looking at him, he tentatively stretched out his tongue and licked it, and told Brother Lu to give him The one I bought is not the same brand, but the taste is still the same!

The corner of Lu Qin's mouth curled up, and he reached out to touch the cat's chin.

The cow cat squinted its eyes reflexively, raised its chin, and purred with enjoyment, and heard the little sparrow next to it scream, saying: "Little cat, this human looks at you a little strangely."

"Meow?" What's strange?

The little sparrow looked at Lu Qin secretly, but didn't see any one, two, three, so he decided to use some other means, and saw: Pfft!This guy is actually doubting their identities.

The assistant director shouted at the top of his voice: "Question one! Crossword puzzle: Grass grows on seven people's heads, guess one word! Guests, please put some snacks!"

As soon as the high voice fell to the ground, the voice of the little sparrow reached Chu Xiaobai's ears, and the other party said: "Little cat, Lu Qin seems to have begun to doubt our identities."

The cow cat was startled, and forgot to eat the dried fish, and was the first to take away the snacks and became the little orange cat of the blue team, but——

Luo Yuansheng couldn't answer, and was ruthlessly deducted a share.

Brother Lu is doubting his identity?Chu Xiaobai's mind was filled with only this sentence, and he stood there in a daze, not daring to turn around, what should he do?Ah Jing, what should I do?Brother Lu is actually doubting my identity...

"Chichi—" Why are you panicking? It's just a suspicion, and he has no evidence. Don't worry, my backstage is very tough. Let the people from the Demon Management Bureau come over and deal with it. Just delete his memory and it will be fine.

"Meow?" Can this be done?Isn't this an illegal operation?

Ever since he knew that the Bureau of Demon Management has an annual salary of one million plus five social insurances and one housing fund, Chu Xiaobai asked Ah Jing a lot about the Bureau of Demon Management, knowing that it is a place that pays great attention to discipline and rules. .

It does not have the power to clear human memory at will, unless there is a goblin causing trouble, and the behavior that will destroy the peace of the human world within a certain range will take the final measure.

The little sparrow was asked, is it okay?Of course it's...not possible.If he acts so capriciously, if the king finds out, the consequences will be very serious.

"Meow." It's okay, Big Brother Lu is just suspicious, he doesn't have conclusive evidence yet, I will make a wish right after I go back, and after learning the avatar technique, he has no reason to continue to doubt me.

Chu Xiaobai forced himself to calm down, only to realize that he had missed several questions during the communication with the little sparrow, because he hadn't eaten the dried fish, and Lu Qin was staring at him intently, with a worried expression on his face: " Bai Bai, what's wrong with you?"