Six Records of Floating Life

Six Records of Floating Life

Author: Lin Jinyan

It is said that bad love makes a man crazy; good love makes a fool; and the best love makes a child.To him, in this relationship, he was both a madman and a fool and a child.Derivatives of Nankang's "Six Chapters of a Floating Life"

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Search keywords: Protagonist: Song Qing, Lin Luoyuan┃Supporting role: ┃Others:

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(One)

Song Qing is a little fool.

Once, we passed a pharmacy on our way home, and there was a scale at the door.I took him to measure his weight.Then I found out that I actually gained more than [-] kilograms than when I was in college.Song Qing looked at me with disgust and asked me to lose weight.Just kidding, is losing weight a human thing?I said to him: "Man! Fat people are majestic. You see Bao Zheng and Di Renjie on TV, they are all fat." Song Qing rested his head on my lap, sighed, and muttered for a while talk.I pinched his face and told him that losing weight is self-torture.Then, he got up to make a midnight snack, and I went on to watch my World Cup.

He put the noodles in front of me and pouted: "You are not afraid that I will break up with you after you become fat like a pig." I ate the noodles in a huff: "Divide it, share it, I will give you money and things. , I don’t want anything. As long as you don’t forget to take me with you when you leave.” Then she leaned over and kissed him, and smiled triumphantly, “You will definitely take me with you.”

(two)

Song Qing is unyielding and walking on the road of making me lose weight.He listed me various diseases caused by obesity, cooked less rice, and bought a personal scale to take home.Then, I started to go on a diet. To comfort me, the little fool also ate half a bowl less.

There are policies and measures to counter.Every time I eat, I finish my portion quickly, and then stare at him helplessly.Song Qing has been watched by me for a long time, so she will definitely call me soft-hearted.Then I will pretend to decline again... Hehehe.What if the little fool is hungry at night?He will definitely cook for supper, and then he can have another supper.

Things worked exactly as I thought until a week later.I stood tremblingly on the scale and found that I had gained two catties.I hurriedly explained to Song Qing: "This, this... the weather is getting colder, and I'm wearing too much." He squinted his eyes, knowing without even thinking that he must be planning how to deal with me.In the end, he solemnly announced: "Lin Luoyuan, after you, you will only have two meals a day!" Well, that's all.I originally ate two meals at home (eating at the company at noon).Song Qing was like practicing mind reading: "From now on... you won't have dinner. Don't even think about supper."

This sentence is like a bolt from the blue.When I got home the next night, he really didn't cook my portion.I sat quietly on the sofa in the living room and sang a little nursery rhyme: "Little cabbage, yellow ground..." I sang a line and glanced at him.Who knew that the little fool was really cruel this time.As a result... In the middle of the night, I was so hungry that I couldn't fall asleep, so I got up and went to the refrigerator to find something to eat.Pull out the only two things that can be eaten now-an apple and a tomato.ah!God damn me, why are these two things in the refrigerator.Although I don't like to eat, but I can't stand my hunger. I washed it casually, but didn't dare to turn on the light, so I secretly ate it under the small yellow light in the refrigerator.

Suddenly, a light flashed in front of me.I looked up, and the little fool was looking at me with his mobile phone.I said embarrassedly: "Woke you up?"

The little fool sighed, turned on the light in the kitchen, put the tomatoes I hadn't eaten back into the refrigerator, and cooked a bowl of noodles for me.

I huffed and ate my noodles, and he sat across from me and looked at me.Suddenly he said: "Forget it, I won't go on a diet in the future. No matter how fat my husband is, he can only be pampered." I still had a face in my mouth, and I replied vaguely: "That's right, I'm still growing!" He smiled, not sure if he heard clearly.

(three)

The little fool is actually quite powerful.He usually goes to work and writes some novels when he comes back at night.I don’t like reading novels very much. Once I tried to read some novels, but I couldn’t read them anymore, so I gave up.

Once Song Qing was changing platforms or something, and suddenly asked me if his screen name sounded good.

Me: Lankang?Okay.

Him: What Lankang, it's Nankang!

Me: Lankang, I read it right.

The little fool narrowed his eyes again, and after a while he smiled, "Then talk about whether you want to be soft or hard."

I thought for a while, and understood what he meant: "Xiao Qingqing, your thinking is very dangerous."

Later, I ran into him playing on the computer once, and his username became Kangkang. I laughed when I saw the name, but he didn't know why.I said solemnly: "So you are Kangkang. Hello, my name is Michael. I am going to Beijing to climb the Great Wall. Please introduce the situation to me and write a letter of no less than [-] characters." The little fool immediately After understanding my stalk, he slapped me fiercely: "Get out!"

(four)

Little fools are smart sometimes, but these smarts are used to bully me.

One day I came back from work and spread out on the couch.Song Qing came over suddenly: "Let's play blackjack, the one who slaps the face, I'll be the banker."

I didn't understand: "What?"

"Blackjack. It's about dealing cards to each person, and then comparing who has the most points." We competed in a game, and I lost. He explained the rules to me in a serious manner, and then slapped me twice without mercy.

No way, who made me lose.

We played another round and we had the same points.He explained again, "Now the points are the same, the banker wins." Then he slapped me twice.

I am wronged, I also want to win once.Heaven paid off, I finally got a little bit more points.Song Qing said again solemnly: "Now your points are high, you can hit me, like this." Then he slapped me twice.Tsk, isn't this little fool playing tricks on me?Then he asked me: "Will it be?" "Yes." I thought this time I could finally become a serf and sing.In the end... the little fool actually said that he was going to cook and slipped away.

Whoops, this little idiot went to the house to expose the tiles without tidying up all day.

(Fives)

In fact, the gap between the two of us is quite large.I am more conventional, he is more emotional.I'm just a salesman, and I'm an artist at least.This leads to a huge contradiction in our life.

He loves to read books, all sorts of random things, not miscellaneous ones.Although I don't like reading books, I won't catch all those who love reading books.But... just watch it, and you still tell me it's immoral.Once, I even talked about Qiong Yao with my old man.I seem to have returned to my childhood when I was dominated by Princess Huanzhu.

And there's more.Once he took me to watch a movie, watching "Titanic" under the banner of revisiting the classics.Then I... managed to achieve the achievement of falling asleep to a dead pig in 10 minutes.This little fool was so angry that he said that I would stay up late to watch the football game and not cook supper for me.But when the season came, he forgot about it and obediently cooked me supper.

Fortunately, this little fool is willing to spend the rest of my vulgar life with me, an vulgar person.

In the summer, we eat roadside stalls and drink beer happily; watch my favorite action movies and football games together; grab discounted goods with a group of aunts, and grab more than anyone else...

Song Qing is also very emotional sometimes, often thinking about things, lamenting our encounter, and imagining our future.

The one that stands out the most to me is when we talked about death.He suddenly said: "We will live together until we are very old, too old to walk. Then we put on clean clothes, lie on the bed hand in hand, and I say 'die', and we die together."

At that time, I thought about a lot of things, I thought about going to meet my parents together in the future, I thought about retiring after working for many years, I thought about the possibility that we might adopt a child... I thought a lot, and finally, I stopped at the scene he said.I looked at his appearance, kissed him lightly, and couldn't say anything.

I feel my conscience and say that in our relationship, Song Qing paid and gave up much more than me.But he never cares.I may be like the old generation often chanting - a blessing that I cultivated in my previous life.

(six)

Once, Song Qing didn't know what to think of, and pulled me to recall the past, and said to me with a smile: "The first time I spoke, I asked for a debt from me. It's really realistic."

Speaking of which, I do remember what it was like to meet him for the first time.

I was the latest to arrive among the eight people in the dormitory.My brother and I came here with a lot of luggage.The head of the house, Yuzhou, helped me tidy up, and Zhao Jingtang also came to help after washing the clothes.One who seemed particularly difficult to get along with was listening to music with earphones hanging on the opposite shop floor. It was only later that I found out that his name was Zhang Aobing.There is also Lin Shiyuan who lives in the lower bunk of Zhang Aobing, who has the same name as my nephew. When he introduced himself, my brother and I had mixed feelings.He also wanted to help, but after successfully hanging the mosquito net upside down, he politely declined his offer.Two more disappeared every day.

When it was almost done, Song Qing came in.He was wearing a pair of glasses and holding a book in his hand, full of bookishness.He slept on my upper bunk, quietly walked to the side and put the book on the bedside, and then greeted me politely, with a humble and polite look, and asked my brother to compliment him several times before he left.

Song Qing often disappeared when he first started school, thinking that he was busy, but later found out that even if he was wandering around in school, he could still wander around for a whole day, and he didn't know how he did it.

(Seven)

The little fool has always disliked my face.

"Look at you, your eyes are still so small, I don't know if you thought your eyes were closed. People's eyelids are either single or double, and they look so symmetrical. You are good, one single