The Abandoned Husband's Counterattack
Chapter 001 An Earthquake
"Um... ah... um... you take it easy... ah ah... you fucking idiot... it hurts... ah..."
"Ah... cool... ah... cool you big-headed ghost... there... um... right... ah..."
……
In the huge room, Shen Jing huh huh huh huh huh huh into the microphone, then quickly exported the audio track and passed it to the planner, with a bonus sentence, my girlfriend and I went face-to-face, if you have any questions, please post back~ as a net The big touch in the supporting and cover circles, Shen Jing can sing, speak and host, his voice can be male or female, loli can be right, old or young, royal sister or son.However, what he is best at is undoubtedly the type of entourage, or the best little shou, the type of seduction.There are countless online willing him to be gay!
Shen Jing sneered, those men are so real, with a man like himself, how could he have sex with men, and still get fucked in the ass!
Standing in front of the huge full-length mirror, tied a half-Windsor knot on himself, wearing dark clothes, a little more mature and stable in leisure.In order to make himself look more like a man, Shen Jing had already had his hair cut three days in advance. He cut off all his bangs, and his hair stood on end, revealing a bright and clean forehead.
No matter how you look at it, he is a good Chinese boyfriend who is sunny yet stable!
At this moment, "Fan Bingbing" who was standing next to the full-length mirror suddenly fell down - "beauty, be careful! I'm going to see my girlfriend today. If you succeed, you can retire!" Shen Jing threw "Fan Bingbing" Help him up, fortunately the inflatable doll doesn't hurt when it hits someone, otherwise he would be on a date with injuries today.
Arranging the clothes on her body again, and tidying up the clump of hair that was accidentally messed up just now, Shen Jing went to meet his No. 20 girlfriend with a thick wallet!
The sun is hot and the sun is like fire.
There were people coming and going in Orange Square, and many girls walked in front of him, but the cute and royal goddesses all showed their white and slender thighs.Of course, there are also short and thick ones.
When he counted to the one hundred and first beauties, he felt his eyes light up. Isn't the girl in the red skirt the girl he just met!
The two got to know each other through the Internet, the girl sent a photo, and Shen Jing pretended to be mysterious because she wanted to surprise her.Today, Shen Jing has already made preparations. The two of them will go to a western restaurant to eat and drink first, watch a movie to set off the atmosphere, and then have another meal in the evening. He will take her to the hotel as a matter of course, and maybe they can do some favorite things...
Shen Jing, who was caught in his own memories, smiled cheerfully. When he came back to his senses, he found that the girl had gone a long way. He immediately chased after her and grabbed her, "Moyi! I'm Ah Jing!"
Mo Yi has a pair of watery eyes, and when he turned his head to look at Shen Jing, he felt a burst of electricity flowing through his body, and a numb feeling swayed all over his body.
"You...you are Ah Jing?" Mo Yi's eyes widened in disbelief.
"That's right, it's me, let's go eat first!" Shen Jing acted very gentlemanly, he had already booked a restaurant.The location of this restaurant is prosperous, it is expensive, the environment is beautiful, and it is rich and powerful.
During the meal, someone was playing the piano, and the sound of the piano was beautiful. Shen Jing ate up all the food on the plate. After all, these were bought by her own inflatable doll.
After dinner, Shen Jing was about to suggest going to a movie, Mo Yi said, "A Jing, I have something to tell you."
"What's the matter, let's go to the cinema first!"
"This is the first time we met, I am very happy. I met you because I like to listen to the drama you acted in. You are my male god."
Shen Jing giggled, acquainted with Mo Yi just like his previous eighteen girlfriends, they are all his fans.
"But—" Shen Jing's eyelids twitched, and she said with a smile, "Let's go first."
"I don't think we're a good fit."
Shen Jing's expression cracked instantly.
No. 15 times I heard this when I met my girlfriend for the first time.
"Let's break up, I will continue to support you in the future, you are still my male god!" Mo Yi hugged Shen Jing, turned around and was about to leave.
Shen Jing pulled her back, "Why?"
This is already his No. 15 time to die in the light of the light. Could it be that Shen Jing is so ugly?Every girlfriend who met him said so!
Mo Yi was stunned, "Ah Jing, I don't want to lie to you, if I'm with a man who looks better than me, I won't even have an orgasm."
Shen Jing: "..."
a bolt from the blue.
The first girlfriend broke up with him after being together for a month, "Ah Jing, I saw that my boyfriend was prettier than me, and I was flustered all day long. Let's break up."
The second girlfriend was only half a month old, "Jing, you look so good-looking, I'm not good enough for you."
The third girlfriend was only a week old, "Jing, you look so good-looking, let's be with a man!"
Since then, Shen Jing has gone farther and farther on the road of online dating, but every time he sees the light, all the girls must agree that he is too good-looking, and some girls even help him introduce boyfriends.
Deeply shocked, Shen Jing could only be accompanied by inflatable dolls, which also allowed him to successfully design various masturbation products. Although none of them were used by himself, they were personally experienced by the customer service he hired.Shen Jing became popular all the way in the online matching circle, called the wind and rain in the cover singing circle, and overlooked all beings in the adult product store world, but he was always a man who saw the light and died.
Having already booked movie tickets on Meituan, he still can't waste it. He went to see this horror movie alone, and everyone else was scared to death. He was the only one staring at the big screen stupidly. There is a buddy He patted him on the shoulder and praised, "Big brother is too 6! Only one person looks normal in this crowded movie theater!"
Shen Jing gave him a sideways glance, and walked out like a walking dead.
Is this what I mean by looking normal? ?
Didn't you see Lao Tzu's heartbroken heart broken, his face ashen, his body weak and almost collapsed? ? ? !
Back at home, Shen Jing just sat down, and received the news from the plan, saying that it was very perfect, so sensual and ecstasy, ah ah ah, only Shen Jing can be matched. It would be a pity to be together!
Shen Jing took a look and almost turned the computer over. If it weren't for the fact that the computer was too broken and worth an inflatable doll, he would definitely have smashed it!Fingers crackled and tapped on the keyboard, "I'll tell you again, I'm a straight man, don't say that I'm suitable for being with men!"
Planning: "I know, I know, I just accidentally told the truth, male god, don't blow your hair!"
Shen Jing: "..."
Planning: "How is the male god and the female fan base today? How many bases has it developed?"
Planning: "Isn't it impossible to use it when you go home so early?"
Planning: "Or did you find out that you like men at a critical moment?"
Shen Jing couldn't bear it anymore, "The planner, please don't ask me for a debt in the future!!!"
After finishing speaking, he kicked the router directly, out of sight and out of mind, leaving only the planner alone there, crazily repenting and begging the male god not to be angry!
At this moment, Shen Jing received a call from the customer service Tudou, "Boss, is there any new product on the shelves recently? Many customers are looking forward to it."
"No."
"Boss, don't hide it, let me try it, free labor!"
"Cabbage already called me yesterday."
"What? Cabbage, what does he want to do! Actually——" "Don't bother me now!" Shen Jing was very angry, wrapped in a quilt and rolled around on the bed, completely unable to understand that being good-looking is also a sin?
He rolled more and more happily and smoothly, until the lamp on the roof fell down, Shen Jing's eyes widened, and he stood up immediately, and found that the whole ground was shaking crazily, and he couldn't stand still at all .
"Damn it, there's an earthquake!"
Shen Jing grabbed the closest inflatable doll and ran away, just as the door leading to the living room slammed down, and the roof was full of collapsed bricks.Shen Jing only felt pain all over her body and passed out.The moment before he lost consciousness, he was calling for the people's soldiers, hoping that he could last until they came to save him. He could give each of them a limited edition inflatable doll in the store——
"Ah... cool... ah... cool you big-headed ghost... there... um... right... ah..."
……
In the huge room, Shen Jing huh huh huh huh huh huh into the microphone, then quickly exported the audio track and passed it to the planner, with a bonus sentence, my girlfriend and I went face-to-face, if you have any questions, please post back~ as a net The big touch in the supporting and cover circles, Shen Jing can sing, speak and host, his voice can be male or female, loli can be right, old or young, royal sister or son.However, what he is best at is undoubtedly the type of entourage, or the best little shou, the type of seduction.There are countless online willing him to be gay!
Shen Jing sneered, those men are so real, with a man like himself, how could he have sex with men, and still get fucked in the ass!
Standing in front of the huge full-length mirror, tied a half-Windsor knot on himself, wearing dark clothes, a little more mature and stable in leisure.In order to make himself look more like a man, Shen Jing had already had his hair cut three days in advance. He cut off all his bangs, and his hair stood on end, revealing a bright and clean forehead.
No matter how you look at it, he is a good Chinese boyfriend who is sunny yet stable!
At this moment, "Fan Bingbing" who was standing next to the full-length mirror suddenly fell down - "beauty, be careful! I'm going to see my girlfriend today. If you succeed, you can retire!" Shen Jing threw "Fan Bingbing" Help him up, fortunately the inflatable doll doesn't hurt when it hits someone, otherwise he would be on a date with injuries today.
Arranging the clothes on her body again, and tidying up the clump of hair that was accidentally messed up just now, Shen Jing went to meet his No. 20 girlfriend with a thick wallet!
The sun is hot and the sun is like fire.
There were people coming and going in Orange Square, and many girls walked in front of him, but the cute and royal goddesses all showed their white and slender thighs.Of course, there are also short and thick ones.
When he counted to the one hundred and first beauties, he felt his eyes light up. Isn't the girl in the red skirt the girl he just met!
The two got to know each other through the Internet, the girl sent a photo, and Shen Jing pretended to be mysterious because she wanted to surprise her.Today, Shen Jing has already made preparations. The two of them will go to a western restaurant to eat and drink first, watch a movie to set off the atmosphere, and then have another meal in the evening. He will take her to the hotel as a matter of course, and maybe they can do some favorite things...
Shen Jing, who was caught in his own memories, smiled cheerfully. When he came back to his senses, he found that the girl had gone a long way. He immediately chased after her and grabbed her, "Moyi! I'm Ah Jing!"
Mo Yi has a pair of watery eyes, and when he turned his head to look at Shen Jing, he felt a burst of electricity flowing through his body, and a numb feeling swayed all over his body.
"You...you are Ah Jing?" Mo Yi's eyes widened in disbelief.
"That's right, it's me, let's go eat first!" Shen Jing acted very gentlemanly, he had already booked a restaurant.The location of this restaurant is prosperous, it is expensive, the environment is beautiful, and it is rich and powerful.
During the meal, someone was playing the piano, and the sound of the piano was beautiful. Shen Jing ate up all the food on the plate. After all, these were bought by her own inflatable doll.
After dinner, Shen Jing was about to suggest going to a movie, Mo Yi said, "A Jing, I have something to tell you."
"What's the matter, let's go to the cinema first!"
"This is the first time we met, I am very happy. I met you because I like to listen to the drama you acted in. You are my male god."
Shen Jing giggled, acquainted with Mo Yi just like his previous eighteen girlfriends, they are all his fans.
"But—" Shen Jing's eyelids twitched, and she said with a smile, "Let's go first."
"I don't think we're a good fit."
Shen Jing's expression cracked instantly.
No. 15 times I heard this when I met my girlfriend for the first time.
"Let's break up, I will continue to support you in the future, you are still my male god!" Mo Yi hugged Shen Jing, turned around and was about to leave.
Shen Jing pulled her back, "Why?"
This is already his No. 15 time to die in the light of the light. Could it be that Shen Jing is so ugly?Every girlfriend who met him said so!
Mo Yi was stunned, "Ah Jing, I don't want to lie to you, if I'm with a man who looks better than me, I won't even have an orgasm."
Shen Jing: "..."
a bolt from the blue.
The first girlfriend broke up with him after being together for a month, "Ah Jing, I saw that my boyfriend was prettier than me, and I was flustered all day long. Let's break up."
The second girlfriend was only half a month old, "Jing, you look so good-looking, I'm not good enough for you."
The third girlfriend was only a week old, "Jing, you look so good-looking, let's be with a man!"
Since then, Shen Jing has gone farther and farther on the road of online dating, but every time he sees the light, all the girls must agree that he is too good-looking, and some girls even help him introduce boyfriends.
Deeply shocked, Shen Jing could only be accompanied by inflatable dolls, which also allowed him to successfully design various masturbation products. Although none of them were used by himself, they were personally experienced by the customer service he hired.Shen Jing became popular all the way in the online matching circle, called the wind and rain in the cover singing circle, and overlooked all beings in the adult product store world, but he was always a man who saw the light and died.
Having already booked movie tickets on Meituan, he still can't waste it. He went to see this horror movie alone, and everyone else was scared to death. He was the only one staring at the big screen stupidly. There is a buddy He patted him on the shoulder and praised, "Big brother is too 6! Only one person looks normal in this crowded movie theater!"
Shen Jing gave him a sideways glance, and walked out like a walking dead.
Is this what I mean by looking normal? ?
Didn't you see Lao Tzu's heartbroken heart broken, his face ashen, his body weak and almost collapsed? ? ? !
Back at home, Shen Jing just sat down, and received the news from the plan, saying that it was very perfect, so sensual and ecstasy, ah ah ah, only Shen Jing can be matched. It would be a pity to be together!
Shen Jing took a look and almost turned the computer over. If it weren't for the fact that the computer was too broken and worth an inflatable doll, he would definitely have smashed it!Fingers crackled and tapped on the keyboard, "I'll tell you again, I'm a straight man, don't say that I'm suitable for being with men!"
Planning: "I know, I know, I just accidentally told the truth, male god, don't blow your hair!"
Shen Jing: "..."
Planning: "How is the male god and the female fan base today? How many bases has it developed?"
Planning: "Isn't it impossible to use it when you go home so early?"
Planning: "Or did you find out that you like men at a critical moment?"
Shen Jing couldn't bear it anymore, "The planner, please don't ask me for a debt in the future!!!"
After finishing speaking, he kicked the router directly, out of sight and out of mind, leaving only the planner alone there, crazily repenting and begging the male god not to be angry!
At this moment, Shen Jing received a call from the customer service Tudou, "Boss, is there any new product on the shelves recently? Many customers are looking forward to it."
"No."
"Boss, don't hide it, let me try it, free labor!"
"Cabbage already called me yesterday."
"What? Cabbage, what does he want to do! Actually——" "Don't bother me now!" Shen Jing was very angry, wrapped in a quilt and rolled around on the bed, completely unable to understand that being good-looking is also a sin?
He rolled more and more happily and smoothly, until the lamp on the roof fell down, Shen Jing's eyes widened, and he stood up immediately, and found that the whole ground was shaking crazily, and he couldn't stand still at all .
"Damn it, there's an earthquake!"
Shen Jing grabbed the closest inflatable doll and ran away, just as the door leading to the living room slammed down, and the roof was full of collapsed bricks.Shen Jing only felt pain all over her body and passed out.The moment before he lost consciousness, he was calling for the people's soldiers, hoping that he could last until they came to save him. He could give each of them a limited edition inflatable doll in the store——
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