My deskmate makes me unwilling to study

The next day, Chi Ye went to school. From the moment he went up to the third floor, he was surrounded by crowds all the way. He couldn't help but suspect that he had walked too fast in the morning and put on his clothes backwards, or that he slept in the wrong position and his facial features were crooked. .

As soon as he stepped into the classroom, only a few people in the class noticed him. Some strange device was triggered. After a "buzzing" low-pitched discussion, suddenly most of the class looked over, and within a few seconds , as if commanding, Qiqi looked at Wen Xiao who was sitting in the last row of the classroom.

With a schoolbag on his shoulder, Chi Ye opened the chair with one hand and sat down, ignoring the gazes around him, and greeted him at the same table as usual, "Good morning."

"morning."

Wen Xiao was doing a math problem, Chi Ye took a look and found that his deskmate was an out-and-out learning monster, referred to as Xueguai for short.He obviously has his own set of effective learning methods. He was still reviewing the order of the topics with the teacher a month ago. Up to now, he has surpassed the teacher's speed and has learned the front.

Chi Ye thought about it, if he was like Wen Xiao and dropped out of school after the first semester of high school, would he be able to achieve Wen Xiao's level now?

After thinking for two seconds, Ikeno came to a conclusion - can't do it?How can it be.

He took out two paper sticks and lollipops from his school uniform pocket, and Chi Ye handed them to Wen Xiao, "Do you want it?"

Wen Xiao was solving the last question, writing without stopping, "Yes."

"The one that gives you strawberry flavor." As he said, Chi Ye tore off the colorful plastic wrapping paper, held the paper stick, and put it to Wen Xiao's mouth.

Wen Xiaozheng wrote, "Assume the equation of the straight line AB is y=x+m", a smell of strawberry milk rushed to the tip of the nose, a bit sweet and greasy.He didn't bother to move, bit the lollipop into his mouth in this posture, and asked vaguely, "What's your taste?"

"Coffee."

Wen Xiao: "Why is it such a girl for me?"

Ikeno leaned against the wall, sat on the chair with his long legs apart, and replied with a smile: "Of course it's because I don't want to eat such a girly taste."

After two seconds of silence, Wen Xiao said, "Actually, you don't have to say it."

Zhao Yiyang, who had listened to the conversation in front for a long time, was still struggling. Seeing Xu Rui, who was leaning in front of him, winking and gesticulating at him, pointing at the corner of his eyes, he made another gesture of covering his heart and falling back, almost like a gorilla It seems to be dancing.

Perhaps seeing that Zhao Yiyang hadn't moved, Xu Rui took a highlighter and wrote on the draft pad, "The burden of socialism rests on your shoulders!" Turning the page, he wrote again, "We must pursue the truth!"

Pursue the truth, pursue the truth, shit, he himself is very curious, how did Chi Ye get the injury at the corner of his eye!Did they really have an appointment last night?

Zhao Yiyang took a breath, turned around, and asked Chi Ye, after a long time of deliberation, he finally asked, "Brother Chi, did you and Wen Xiao... have an appointment last night?"

In front of Chi Ye was a brand-new exercise book, with no notes, drafts, or sketches. Zhao Yiyang also found that his brother Chi glanced at seven or eight multiple-choice questions before picking one that was pleasing to the eye and writing the answer.

The answer is still wrong.

Turning the pen in his hand a few times, Chi Ye nodded, "That's right, we have an appointment."

Zhao Yiyang asked cautiously: "Then... there was a fight?"

Ikeno replied: "Yes, I did."

His eyes fell on the small piece of bruise at the corner of Chi Ye's eye, Zhao Yiyang swallowed his saliva, and pointed to the corner of his eye, "Here...Wen Xiao beat him?"

"He just hit it." Chi Ye smiled and touched his deskmate with his foot under the desk, "I don't care about the friendship of my deskmate at all, and I am merciless in my strikes."

After Zhao Yiyang asked, he turned around and sat down in his seat. After making sure that there was no teacher at the front door and the back door, he took out his mobile phone and sent Xu Rui a WeChat message, "Brother Chi said, last night, Wen Xiao beat him up."

Soon, Xu Rui came back with two words, "Understood!"

After lunch and back to the classroom, Shangguan Yu was writing summaries all the way, "The roasted chicken with potatoes at the second window was kicked out of the imperial meal list, and the potatoes were made like chicken, which confused the eyes. There were actually only two pieces of chicken, and they were all chicken bones! "

Zhao Yiyang watched from the side, "Your Majesty, after we graduate, the list of imperial meals you wrote will be printed out and sold to the next class of juniors and juniors, it will be a blessing for thousands of years!"

Shangguan Yu pushed his glasses, "How can you sell them? This is a gift from the emperor."

Zhao Yiyang nodded fiercely, "Yes, yes, thank you Lord Long En, His Majesty personally sorted out the list, do you want someone to help?"

Shangguan Yu raised his expression, "From today onwards, I will make you the eunuch of Bingbi, how about writing the imperial meal?"

"Get out!" Zhao Yiyang laughed happily, "I don't do this job, the price is a bit high!"

Chi Ye walked beside, "Why don't you choose a national teacher to be the best, as for the specialty, the specialty is online learning methods?"

Recalling the experience of exploring in the middle of the night, Zhao Yiyang suppressed a smile, put his hands together, "Amitabha, what the almsgiver said makes sense, I can do it!"

Enter through the gate of the Second Teaching, and walk up the stairs. When reaching the second floor, Chi Ye felt that something was wrong, and asked Wen Xiao, "Have you noticed that many people are looking at you?"

Wen Xiao: "I didn't find it."

Sure enough, it was meaningless to ask this question by himself, Chi Ye raised his foot and kicked Zhao Yiyang, "Master, have you noticed? Many people are watching Wen Xiao."

Zhao Yiyang and Shangguan Yu had already felt it, and they turned around and looked at Wen Xiao carefully, "It's unscientific, when Wen Xiao just transferred here, many people were looking at him on the walk, after all, he has a good face, and good looks are justice. How long has it been, why are you still watching?"

Seeing the curious and somewhat excited eyes from the passers-by, Ikeno speculated, "Could it be that you are on the headlines of the news, and it is revealed that you are actually the sole heir of a billionaire living abroad, and now you are about to inherit tens of billions of property?"

Through the lenses of plain glasses, Wen Xiao gave a one-word answer: "Get lost."

The four of them arrived at the classroom, and as soon as they stepped into the classroom door, the rustling chatter inside immediately disappeared.Chi Ye was too lazy to guess, so he picked someone at random and asked, "What were you talking about just now?"

The students who were named looked at Chi Ye and then at Wen Xiao, a little panicked, "What will be tested in the exam during the chat period."

Chi Ye didn't believe it, and asked again: "What were you talking about just now?"

The man faced Chi Ye, remembering the legend of this man's brutality, and simply closed his eyes, "I'm talking about the grievances between Wen Xiao and you!"

Chi Ye was shocked by these words, and his first reaction was to turn to Wen Xiao, "What the hell do I have against you?"

Wen Xiao: "How do I know?"

At this time, Zhao Yiyang ran over, "I know, I know!"

The four of them sat back in the back row of the classroom, Zhao Yiyang cleared his throat, "It all started 18 years ago!"

Ikeno accepted this beginning, "Open a copy of "Story Club", eight of the ten stories have this beginning."

"I'm repeating the original words. That's what the class next door told me. Brother Chi, don't interrupt me. What if I forget!" Zhao Yiyang cleared his throat again and began to speak, "The Chi family and the Wen family are both gang families , 18 years ago, both families gave birth to a son. Because the two families were feuds, the two heirs disliked each other. Do you know why Wen Xiao transferred to the middle school? It’s because Brother Chi is here! Brother Chi is here! Then the two became tablemates, and after countless bloody storms in the dark, finally last night, the two of them made a fight, and fought in the dark and windy night!"

Wen Xiao still remembered that Zhao Yiyang told him before that it was rumored that Chi Ye was the little leader of the gang, and now that he had evolved, he was already the heir of the gang family.After listening to the evaluation, he said: "The logic of the story is very problematic."

Zhao Yiyang looked at Chi Ye, "Brother Chi, what do you think?"

Chi Ye rested his arm on Wen Xiao's chair, "This story is basically true, but there are errors and omissions in one detail."

Zhao Yiyang was curious: "What?"

Chi Ye: "My family has a very good relationship with Wen Xiao's family. For example, before Wen Xiao and I were born, we married each other with our fingertips and got engaged." After he finished speaking, he asked Wen Xiao seriously: "Is that right? , Xiaoxiao?"

Wen Xiao looked at the man next to him who was talking nonsense and shouting his name indiscriminately, and felt that the fight last night was not in place, and another fight was necessary.

In addition to homework answers in school, the fastest spread is gossip.

By the end of the first class in the afternoon, the version of the story had evolved into "Wen Xiao Chiye was married with his fingertips, but he was born with a male gender, and because of this, the two formed a grudge, and they will never die."

Zhao Yiyang put his fingers together and pointed upwards, swearing, "Brother Chi, it's really not me, this version is really not passed on by me and Shangguan! And you see, the preface of this version is inconsistent and the logic is so chaotic, how could it be The two of us?"

Chi Ye: "Who else did you tell?"

Shangguan Yu and Zhao Yiyang looked at each other. In the end, Zhao Yiyang took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and pointed to the top of the chat interface. On it were two large characters - Xu Rui.

When Xu Rui was surrounded at the corner of the corridor, he was still a little confused.

"I shouldn't have smuggled two boxes of fried chicken nuggets in this morning. The point is that I didn't share them with you! It's all because of the carnivorous dragons next to me. My two boxes of fried chicken were robbed in a few seconds. I really It's not that I don't want to give it to you!"

Zhao Yiyang was shocked: "You even brought fried chicken nuggets!"

Xu Rui blinked: "You don't know? Bah, no, then why are you looking for me? I only have one copy of the answers to Physics "One Question One Practice", and I only got one!"

Shangguan Yu was also surprised: "You still haven't handed over the answers to "One Question, One Practice"?"

Realizing how much he said and how wrong he was, his family fortune was about to leak out. Xu Rui suddenly covered his mouth with both hands and leaked another crack, "No, I don't have anything! What exactly do you want to ask?"

Chi Ye said, "I heard that Wen Xiao and I are married?"

The slit in the middle of the fingers leaked wider, Xu Rui answered subconsciously: "Yes, it is said that he even wrote a marriage certificate and—"

Halfway through the speech, he suddenly came to his senses - what the hell, isn't the person in question standing right in front of him!

Ike Ye leaned against the wall, with a lazy tone: "Go on, there is a marriage certificate, is there anything else?"

Xu Rui shook his head, and then shook his head twice; "I was not yet full moon at that time, Brother Chi, how would I know, haha, hahaha."

Ike Ye raised his chin: "So it wasn't full moon then? I heard you explain it in such detail, I thought you were standing there and taking notes."

Xu Rui sneered: "Haha, no, how could it be possible to take notes, I didn't know how to draw a pen at that time."

Chi Ye looked at Wen Xiao, "Unmarried—"

Before the word "wife" came out of Chi Ye's mouth, Wen Xiao kicked the man's calf, "I'll give you a chance."

"Teacher Xiaowen, at the same table," Chi Ye said with a smile in his eyes, "How do you think about it?"

"It's very simple." Wen Xiao looked at the eager Xu Rui, and thought for a second, "Tell us this wonderful story in person."

At first, I thought it would be a meal of kebabs, but I didn't expect Wen Xiao to be so scheming. Xu Rui made up his mind, and told Wen Xiao and Chi Ye that they were the heirs of a gang family, and later they married each other with their fingertips. He was so embarrassed that he was suffocated by the story of fighting against each other, fighting against each other, and finally fighting against the top of the Forbidden City when the night was dark and the wind was high, and never died!

He would really like to invite three barbecues!

With drooping eyes, Xu Rui felt aggrieved, "My story still has a basis in reality!"

Ikeno answered: "For example?"

Xu Rui is straightforward: "For example, Brother Chi, didn't Wen Xiao beat you up last night for the injury at the corner of your eye? Wen Xiao's fighting strength is bronze, but he beat you, the diamond king, like this. With my keen sense of smell for many years, there must be something behind this." Concealment!"

Wen Xiao's cold and stubborn eyes suddenly appeared in his mind when he was controlled by him and pressed on the concrete floor. Chi Ye subconsciously looked at Wen Xiao, but he didn't expect that the other party was also looking at him, and the two eyes collided. .

After two seconds, the two looked away again.

For some reason, Ikeno felt a little uncomfortable.

Xu Rui was still nagging: "So, there is only one possibility, that is, you all have profound backgrounds and have countless subordinates!"

Chi Ye interrupted his divergent thinking: "There is another version of the story? Okay, tell us about this version too?"

Xu Rui: I'm stupid.

After listening to what he and Wen Xiao had to say, Chi Ye was ready to run away.Unexpectedly, when he went downstairs, he ran into Lao Xu. He stopped and stood up straight to say hello.

Old Xu stared at the injury at the corner of Chi Ye's eye for a long time, and finally took the opportunity to ask: "What's wrong with the corner of the eye? You fell from a motorcycle? You were told to wear a helmet and don't listen. Look, did you fall?"

Chi Ye gently pressed the corners of his eyes with his fingers, not paying much attention, "It didn't fall, it was my cat who patted it with its paw, it didn't hurt much, but it didn't hurt a long time ago."

He reckoned in his heart that Wen Xiao's knees probably didn't feel too good today. Last night when his knees rubbed against the concrete floor, it was either bruises or broken skin. It was definitely painful.It's just that Wen Xiao is too tolerant, walks and sits down, doesn't notice at all

Old Xu wondered, "What kind of cat is so strong, didn't you lie to me?"

"I didn't lie to you, I just raised him recently, he's a bit aloof, and picky eater, but—" Thinking of Wen Xiao, Chi Ye had a slight smile in his eyes, "It's a lot of fun."