I'm the only human in the whole community

With a half-smile, Lu Yao stretched out his hand and pushed his cigarette back. The fat man was not polite, he put the cigarette back in his pocket, and flattered him: "Brother Lu, why don't you go in and cool off?"

Lu Yao waved his hand and said, "Hurry up."

"Okay, come one by one." The fat man took out the phone, his face was big and round, it looked like a steamed bun, it was red from baking in the sun, he made the first call, but there was no time yet As soon as he spoke, he burst into tears: "Miss, it's not that I don't want to go in! Your security guards are too fierce, he threw my little eDonkey into the ditch..."

He sobbed for a long time, but he didn't know what he said. The two of them scolded Lu Yao, and after a while, the fat man smiled happily: "Okay, okay, then I put the takeaway under the iron gate, you will remember later Come get it."

After more than a dozen phone calls, the fat man howled until his voice became hoarse. After a while, he hung up the phone contentedly and stuffed a takeaway box for Lu Yao: "I have to take care of it in the future. I dare not say anything else about this takeaway. At least clean."

Lu Yao was not too polite, the fat man stepped on the small e-Donkey, and suddenly remembered: "By the way, have we changed people for this piece of express delivery?"

Lu Yao nodded: "I just met this morning."

The fat man sighed, "Hey, I don't know how long I can stay."

——The courier boy’s predecessor didn’t work for too long. He was tall and handsome, and he was not too old. He slept in the ditch all night, but the next day he was so energetic, he still took his courier to the community, was stepped on by Lu Yao, and lay in the dog hole for a whole day...

For half a month, Lu Yao was not allowed to rest for a while.

At that time, Lu Yao also had a headache. The fat man who delivered the food looked at him and sighed, and advised the courier boy to say buddy, or you can enroll in a class and learn how to cry badly. Lu Yao is not unreasonable. It's all right.

The courier boy didn't agree, he sharpened his head, and wanted to smash Lu Yao to the death.

He persisted for half a month, and on the last day he drove his Ferrari over with a sigh—the rich second generation came out to experience life, and wanted to shake hands with Lu Yao before leaving, but ended up squatting at the gate of the guard room for a long time like squatting at a police station , and went home without saying a word - he trembled subconsciously when he saw Lu Yao, and couldn't say a complete sentence.

Then within a few days, the courier brother took up his post now.

The fat man's face was sad, and before he left, he left Lu Yao's phone number: "The next time the courier arrives, let him contact me, and tell him not to think about rushing in. If a person dies, then what's the matter?" It's all gone."

Then he rode his little electric donkey away.

Lu Yao turned his head and looked at Yan Qing.

The boy was still in the same posture, sitting there obediently, like a rabbit with its ears up, looking at him pitifully.

Lu Yao's heart softened, and he went in with the takeaway box, and put it on the table: "Eat, I'll show you the room after eating."

Yan Qing opened the box, and there was curry rice inside. He had no expression on his face, and he didn't know whether he liked it or not. He broke open the disposable chopsticks, picked up a piece of rice, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it slowly with his cheeks puffed out, and took another bite after swallowing it. , not in a hurry, without making any sound.

A text message came to Lu Yao's mobile phone, and it was the reply from the fifth child, "Let's discuss it, let's make the leader by the end of this year, rubbish, you fucking know that when I opened my eyes early in the morning, I found that there were five more on my bed." Personal feeling—it’s a blessing that all of them are men, otherwise my daughter-in-law would not be able to chop us into mincemeat after the night shift..."

Lu Yao wanted to ask him if he would like to exchange three hundred for one, but before he finished editing the text message, the fifth child sent another one: "This is not over yet, I managed to build my heart and succeed Persuaded my wife to keep them, and when I opened the door, I laid a piece of it in the fucking corridor, and piled it up!"

"I knew that the garbage leader would not take advantage of me. I opened the window and there was a piece of it hanging outside. Fortunately, this batch came in the middle of the night. Otherwise, my neighbor would have to call the police!"

"I counted 28 people, and now I'm so worried that my hair is falling out in handfuls. The house prices in Shanghai are so expensive. There are now [-] people living in my small broken house. I have to step on my head when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. In a few days, I have to go to the alley to beg my grandpa to tell my grandma to make room for this group of people—by the way, what’s the matter with you calling me? How many people have passed by your side?"

Lu Yao paused for a moment, and replied 'three thousand' to him, then put the phone on the table.

No matter how you look at it, Yan Qing is very pleasing to the eye.

Lu Yao was satisfied.

The leader really loves me.

The market conditions are different in different places. Yecheng has a special location, just on the 'checkpoint', and housing prices are not expensive. Shanghai is different. Everyone has to live. If the settlement of non-human settlements is placed in the suburbs, then The people inside will definitely make a fuss, maybe they will get angry from the heart to the guts, rush to the street, grab a few people and eat them...

In the end, it was settled in a big alley, and an alchemist was hired to open up a piece of land. On the surface, there were fifty or sixty households living there, but in fact the total population was over five thousand. Shanghai has developed very well in recent years, and it didn’t take long for that piece of land The occupancy was full, and the fifth child had to go out with his wife and buy a house to live in. A few days ago, he was still worrying about how to get another piece of land, but the leader gave him a cold hand.

Yan Qing put the chopsticks on the lunch box and pushed towards Lu Yao: "I'm done eating."

There are three compartments in the lunch box, one for rice, one for curry, and one for cauliflower and a few pieces of chicken. They all seemed to be neatly cut away on one side with a knife, and the other half did not move. Lu Yao looked down and found that Yan Qing used the chopsticks backwards.

Lu Yao took out the plastic bag expressionlessly, and took out a plastic spoon from inside: "Takeaways like curry usually give you a pair of chopsticks and a spoon."

Yan nodded lightly and said, "I remember."

After Lu Yao finished eating, a truck just came outside with the bed he bought for Yan Qing. It was made of solid wood for one person. Two movers wiped off their sweat: "Dude! Open the iron door. Which building is it?"

Lu Yao said: "No need, just put it at the gate of the community."

The mover didn't ask any more questions, and the two of them took the bed down with great effort, and then erected it on the wall next to the iron gate.

Yan Qing asked: "Do you want to move up?"

Lu Yao waved his hand: "Let's put it here first, let's go, I'll take you upstairs."

There is a large flower bed in the community, in which a piece of melons and fruits such as radishes and cabbage are planted, and there are some condiments such as pepper outside, Lu Yao said casually: "If you don't have money to eat, just come here and pull something."

There are a total of eight buildings in the community, and Lu Yao is on the third floor of Building No. [-]. The building next to him is the bottom of the community's biological chain, and anyone can come up and take a bite or two.At that time, the community had just been established, and a group of people moved in before the cement was dry. Several fights were done to choose a location, and they all wanted to stay away from Lu Yao. Filled out.

The upstairs of Lu Yao was still empty. The child didn't know what was going on. He stood at the door of his neighbor's house and looked at it for a long time. Lu Yao spread his hands and said, "It's really helpless, there are people inside."

Yan Qing followed him upstairs.

The rooms are standard two-bedroom, one-living room, one-bathroom and one-balcony. They have all the necessary decorations. The floor of the balcony is still cement. If you want to renovate, you have to pay for it yourself. Lu Yao went to the bathroom to try the water heater. It was brand new. It's not too bad, clapping his hands and saying: "It's almost ok, you can pack your things first, and I'll find someone to move the bed up for you when the elementary school students are out of school in the afternoon."

Yan nodded lightly.

Lu Yao was surprised: "I don't ask how you sleep at night?"

"There is a bed." Yan Qing said: "If you want to hear, then how do I sleep at night?"

Lu Yao sighed: "When I get off work, I'll bring you a mattress and pillow. It's not cold in summer, so let's survive for a night."

Yan Qing asked, "Did I cause you trouble?"

Lu Yao said directly: "It has caused a lot of trouble."

He felt a little too serious after he said it, and patted the child's head: "Forget it, I don't blame you, if you want money, you wait two more days, and I'll ask the higher up for some."

Yan Qing lowered his eyes, looking a little disappointed. Lu Yao had only seen rolling on the ground when he was unhappy, but never seen such a silent and trembling heart. He immediately plugged the TV remote control Put it into his hand: "Sit down and watch for a while, and find me in the guard room when you're hungry."

He could be said to have fled in despair, Yan Qing looked at his back, clutched the remote control in his hand, and pursed his lips slightly.

Lu Yao is actually a stubborn and obedient person.

If you want to deal with him, you have to put on a good posture at the beginning, tell him clearly that he is a friend in your eyes, then put a cup of hot milk and a cup of Coca-Cola in front of him, and tell him that the milk is yours .

Lu Yao hates drinking milk, the kind that makes you vomit after drinking it, and he can't even move a glass.

His stubbornness said, do not drink milk.

His obedience prevents him from saying, I want a Coke.

But if this assumption is not established at the beginning, and you pretend to be an uncle, what Lu Yao will do is to slam your head on the table, and say with a grim face that I can't drink milk, don't you know?Then force you to drink a full glass of milk and cola mixture - Lu Yao's force value is usually enough.

Yan Qing listened to the sound of the security door closing with a bang, turned his eyes away, and then stared at the TV.

In the corner of the room were those two small parcels, one of which wrapped Yan Zhong's head.