After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

Luo Yesheng hadn't slept for nine days.

It's not that he doesn't want to sleep, but that he really can't sleep.He is participating in a life-threatening live broadcast. Participants will challenge the record of staying up late, and those who win the challenge will receive a bonus of 10 yuan.

After nine days and nine nights of fierce competition, thousands of challengers fell one after another, and cheaters were also kicked out one by one. In the end, only three people remained standing.Luo Yesheng was one of them. He was in a trance, his face was pale, and there were thick dark circles under his eyes.

In order not to doze off, the three challengers did everything they could.One was in the shower like crazy, and when he was sleepy, he would use the shower head to flush his face, and his skin was almost bald.Another female challenger tied her hair up and hung her from the roof, imitating ancient people's heads, hanging beams and awls to stab her buttocks. She was also a ruthless person.

What is Luo Yesheng doing?

He locked himself in a small dark room and watched horror movies. He was afraid of ghosts since he was a child. At first, the more he watched, the more energetic he became. He didn't dare to sleep at all. When he closed his eyes, he felt that there were "people" everywhere.But when he saw the back, no matter how hideous the ghost was, he didn't feel it, and even wanted to write a horror novel.

At first, Luo Yesheng refused to participate in the Desperate live broadcast.

Luo Yesheng is 22 years old, has just graduated from university and is looking for a job.After searching for three months in a row, the better companies looked down on him, and the worse companies he looked down on, whether high or low.

"After studying in college, you must find a decent job!"

He recalled what his parents said, and fell into deep self-doubt.After studying in a daze for more than ten years, he walked out of school but didn't know what he could do, and his future was at a loss.

What is even more frustrating is that during an interview, he received a recruitment link from a friend, and he just poked it in and signed up. Unexpectedly, after a while, the few thousand dollars left in the bank card were all inexplicably swiped. After leaving, he realized that he had been deceived and immediately called the police.

When he came back from the toss, the interview was delayed, his savings were gone, and even eating became a problem.He had no choice but to send a message to his friends, wanting to borrow 2000 yuan for an emergency, because he was about to pay the rent.But after searching around, everyone used various reasons to shirk, and some even blocked him.The "friend" who caused him to be defrauded of money disappeared directly from the world.

Frustrated, he tried to find a few unfamiliar classmates for help, and one of them gave him a 20 yuan red envelope, and said arrogantly: "Take it and spend it, I will treat you as my brother and pity you!"

"No need, you are so rich, you should feed more stray cats." Luo Yesheng sarcastically said, feeling extremely humiliated in his heart, he is not a liar, let alone begging!

He usually has fun, but he always thought that he had a group of friends, but now he realizes that socializing is useless, and he has no real friends at all.I used to think that no matter how difficult I encountered, my family would be my eternal backing, but now my home is not the same as it used to be.

His parents named him "Yesheng" and said he was born in the middle of the night.His classmates nicknamed him "Luo Yeye". He never took it to heart until he accidentally discovered that he was adopted.The so-called "Ye Sheng" is just a beautiful lie, he is really "wild".

Two years ago, the adoptive parents gave birth to a baby as they wished. Since then, he has not taken a penny from the family.Even in such a predicament, he has no intention of asking his adoptive parents for money.It was not easy for them to grow up, and he felt sorry for his mediocrity, not being able to live a life that would make his parents proud, at least he shouldn't burden them any more.

Just like that, Luo Yesheng participated in the Desperate Live Broadcast.This is a platform hosted by the dark web abroad. There are various live broadcast activities that challenge the limits of human beings. The winners often get a lot of wealth.

"However, if you lose your life, you will not be held responsible."

On the tenth day, another challenger collapsed and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. Only Luo Yesheng and the female anchor were left to fight to the end.At this moment, Luo Yesheng was extremely exhausted, living on instant noodles and steamed buns every day, his cheeks were sunken, and he looked like a ghost.

In a trance, he began to regret, why can't he let go of that bit of dignity?No matter what kind of job, it is enough to support yourself, who said that you have to sit in that tall office building?If he stays up all night like this, he won't even enjoy the one hundred thousand bonus.

"One's whole life, one really wants to save face and suffer..."

I don't know how long it took, Luo Yesheng vaguely saw the female anchor on the other side of the screen collapsed, and his heart burst into ecstasy. Is it over? Can I finally get a good night's sleep?At this time, the bullet screen swiped, and a large number of gold coins fell from the screen, and a row of ostentatious red characters flashed out.

"The challenge is successful, congratulations on making you a god!"

He wanted to laugh but couldn't, and collapsed collapsed. The moment his cheek was pressed against the bed, he just wanted to sleep like this and never wake up again.

As a contemporary three-no youth, he has no money, no looks, and no talent.I've never been in love, and I don't expect love.The wish is very simple, to find a meaningful job, make two true friends, and live a fulfilling life.But even such a humble wish is out of reach for him.

The world is not worth it, and you will not be a human being in the next life.

"Congratulations, Master Ye Youshen!"

Suddenly there was such a sound in his sleep, followed by a strange laughter.Luo Yesheng was startled, opened his sleepy eyes in astonishment, and found that he was sitting in front of a mahogany table with a black booklet, a white writing brush, and a marker for pressing paper.

"Where is this?" He raised his head in surprise, but saw a crowd of people in front of him.To be precise, it was a group of little hairy kids in red and black robes, all of them had small cheeks and red shoulders, and they looked very weird.They joined hands together and looked at him with smiles.

Luo Yesheng had watched too many ghost movies, and he was no stranger to these weird-looking children.

"This is Yeyou Mansion." A little girl replied, winking at him playfully.

"What mansion? Who are you bluffing? If you say that this is the Palace of the King of Hell, I might still believe it." Luo Yesheng looked around suspiciously, and habitually raised his hand to support the bridge of his nose, but found that he was not wearing glasses.

This is an old house that is not too spacious, the roof is made of beams and gray tiles, and the four corners of the walls are lit with braziers.

"This is really Yeyou Mansion, and the Palace of King Yan is opposite." The little girl pointed to the door and said, "You are the God of Night You who was sent by Lord Yan, and you will be our leader from now on!"

"Boss, we've been waiting for you for a long time!" the little ghosts said excitedly.

Luo Yesheng then got off his seat, went to the door and looked out.In the vast darkness, a majestic red palace loomed, with three big gilt characters "Hall of the King of Hell" written on the door plaque.There are also two ghost guards at the gate, one is the bull head and the other is the horse face.

"Damn it..." Luo Yesheng quickly shrank back into the door, thinking that if he stayed up all night, he would die. This is already at the gate of the King of Hell's Palace. It's so easy!

The little ghosts came together again, each mouthful of "Master Yesheng", dancing around him.

"How do you know my name, and... Lord Yesheng?"

The little girl pointed to the wooden plaque on Luo Yesheng's waist and said, "It says so on your waist plaque! My lord's previous name was Yesheng, and he is destined to be destined for us in the underworld."

It was only then that Luo Yesheng noticed the thing on his waist. He untied it and saw that it was a simple wooden sign with the word "Night Patrol" written on the front and his name said to be written on the back, but he didn't know much about it. If you know ancient Chinese characters, you can say what you say.

"No way, can you become a god by staying up late? I haven't woken up yet..." He pinched his cheek hard, but it felt very real.Subconsciously looking at himself, he was dressed in a black brocade robe with narrow sleeves, a silver silk jade belt around his waist, and dark red cloud patterns embroidered on the hem.

"What the hell is this costume, is there a mirror here?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The little devils crowded around and handed over a bronze mirror.

Luo Yesheng took the mirror and looked at it. The person in the mirror had clear and handsome eyebrows, a straight nose and thin lips, and mysterious blue pupils, but there were thick dark circles under his eyes.He also wore a small black hat on his head, two beaded red ribbons hanging down his temples, and his long hair was scattered like ink on his chest.

"Why did I change my face again? These eyes are so hard, it looks like I have put on smoky makeup..." The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but the dark circles under his eyes were quite similar to his original self.

"Master Yesheng is so cute, he has no airs at all. It's not like Master Tianyuan, who is cold all day long and rejects people thousands of miles away."

"What are you talking about, who is Tianyuan?"

The little ghosts rushed to answer: "It's the previous night tour god!"

"Master Tianyuan disappeared for some reason. I asked all the land gods in a radius of a hundred miles, but I couldn't find him, and I didn't know whether he was alive or dead. We waited for several months to no avail, and then begged Lord Yama to send a new night tour god to come over. , waited for another two months, and now Lord Yesheng is looking forward to it!"

Luo Yesheng seemed to understand but didn't understand, thinking that he was staying up all night to die, somehow arrived in the underworld, and was reborn as a night wandering god?Wouldn't that be a civil servant from the underworld!

"It's getting late, we have to go out for night patrol."

"Bring your things and get ready to go out!" The little ghosts ran excitedly and took the booklets and brushes from the table, and handed them to Luo Yesheng respectfully.

"Then what is the night watchman going to do?"

The little girl said: "Just go to the world to inspect, to see if there are any gods who have descended to the earth privately, lazy, abused their power, and see if there are any evil spirits making trouble. If there are any, let's record them in the divine book, and report to the higher authorities at that time, and there will be The priest will handle it."

Luo Yesheng nodded thoughtfully. It seems that this job is not difficult, so he asked again: "Then do we get paid for night watch? Oh no, do we have that salary?"

"Yes, Lord Yama will distribute spiritual food to us every month. The more work we do and the more merits we accumulate, the more spiritual food we will distribute to Yeyou Mansion."

"What is spiritual food? Is it delicious? Can it be converted into money?"

"It's the food that our yin officials eat. As for converting it into money..." The little girl counted on her fingers, and a group of little ghosts interrupted: "What kind of money is it, I'm almost starving to death!"

"Master Yesheng, take us on night patrol!"

Looking at this group of ghost children waiting to be fed, Luo Yesheng had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, let's go."

So the little ghosts carried the lanterns and happily hugged Luo Yesheng out of the door.He casually asked the names of the children, and the little ghosts answered in a hurry, but he only remembered the little girl's name as Si Xue, because she was the only girl among the sixteen little ghosts.

On the banks of the Wangchuan River, flowers bloom on the other side, and a few wandering spirits drift by from time to time.

The brats were noisy all the way, and Si Xue explained what jobs and what they do in the underworld while walking. Luo Yesheng listened with great interest, and it turns out that the underworld is also a big workplace.

Crossing the Naihe Bridge is the Yin-Yang Gate leading to the human world.At this moment, when day and night alternate, they will change shifts with Riyoushen here.

Si Xue reminded: "You will be handing over to Lord Riyoushen in a while. Lord Yesheng, don't say a word, and don't look him in the eyes. That lord is terrible!"

Luo Yesheng had seen so many ghosts and strange tales, and this was the first time he heard of a Japanese wandering god, so he couldn't help asking: "They are all wandering gods, why should I be afraid of him? Is it because he has a higher official position than me?"

"Riyoushen is notoriously fierce. He ranks second among the top ten yin handsome men. The King of Hades has to respect him three points. Last time I accidentally glanced at him, and he just trampled on me like this. Fierce and bad." The little ghost said as he stepped on a branch and rubbed it with the sole of his shoe to grind it back and forth.

"Is it so fierce? He ranks second, so what rank am I?"

The little ghosts looked at each other, thinking that Luo Yesheng had no cultivation, he looked harmless to humans and animals, he might be at the bottom of the list, and he probably couldn't even beat a bull's head and a horse's face.

After a while, the sunset completely sank, and there was still no trace of the day tour team.

"It's strange, the time has passed, why hasn't the Sun Tourist come yet, he's always been very punctual."

"That's right, even in the days when Lord Tianyuan disappeared, he was still able to turn over shifts on time. Why didn't he come today? It's so strange."

"It's already dark, don't wait for a day tour, let's go on a night patrol!" Luo Yesheng ordered, full of curiosity about his new job.

He didn't know that because Youshen often reported to his superiors, he was a very thankless official in the underworld.Some gods beat the wandering gods every time they see them, and some evil spirits often gather to fight the wandering gods.As naive as he is, he doesn't even realize that he is doing a high-risk job.

"Human world, I'm back!"

Full of expectation, Luo Yesheng led the night patrol team and ran towards the brightly lit world.He lived a mess in his previous life, so can he make a difference in this life?

The author has something to say:

Main CP: Yun Xiuli (attack) x Luo Yesheng (receive)

Gong Shou is clean physically and mentally, but love is lacking.The supporting roles are all divine assists, fighters among wingmen.

This is a funny story about immortals fighting and falling in love. The story is not long and involves a few famous historical figures. Just read it as unofficial history, don't get too entangled in textual research.

As the author of Jinjiang's key lock text object, I once again shouted the slogan to everyone: prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony!