After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

Time went back to noon, and Yun Xiuli was circling around the Peony Tower over and over again, holding a book of gods in his hand, pretending that he was scouting with due diligence.

I have to admit that since Luo Ye was born in the underworld, his whole routine has been disrupted.No rest at night, no heart to work during the day, and only that fool in his head day and night!He was afraid that someone would harm him, worried that he would be bullied, and would feel restless if he didn't look at him for a moment.

The street market was noisy and noisy, Yun Xiuli stopped in the middle of the road and became dazed while walking.The people passing by unintentionally collided with the Riyoushen, unaware that they would soon be in bad luck.

Suddenly, a small stone hit Yun Xiuli's forehead, making a crisp "ding".

"What are you thinking? I've been squatting on you for a long time!" A low and hoarse male voice came from above his head, Yun Xiuli raised his eyes angrily and stared at a man in brocade clothes lying on his side on the eaves, lazily resting his cheek .His eyebrows are long and narrow, his eyes are dark and purple, and his smile is very wicked.

Yun Xiuli looked unhappy, turned his head and walked away, and deliberately quickened his pace.

"Wait—you're leaving just like that?" The man hurriedly jumped off the roof, and flew after Yun Xiuli.If in the past, he had thrown a stone at Yun Xiuli, the opponent would have brought back a huge boulder and had to fight him hard.

"You don't want to see me that much? Every time you see me, you seem to hide from the plague god. Obviously you are the plague god. If you bump into you, it will be bad luck. I didn't take a detour to show you face."

Yun Xiuli didn't turn his head back, "Then you make a detour quickly, I don't want to lose face."

"Stop for me!" The man in brocade clothes grabbed Yun Xiuli, but Yun Xiuli stubbornly walked forward, dragging him out of a certain distance.

"Stop! Now that I'm here, you can't run away! I don't see how busy you are on inspections, why don't you come to Ghost Valley? I'm bored to death, please hit me, come on, do it!"

Yun Xiuli turned around and broke away from the other party, "Feng Xu, let me tell you that you are a majestic ghost king, can you stop being so boring! If you are in a hurry, you can harass the king of hell. If you are tired of work, you can also harass Mei Yanluo. Isn't it more fun than pestering me all day?"

"How many times have you told me to seal the nine suns." Feng Xu likes to call himself the nine suns, the nine suns in the sky, and the nine suns in the sky. No matter which implication is taken, he is very domineering.

As the king of ghosts, Feng Xu is also a subordinate of the king of Hades, and belongs to the top ten yin commanders, even though his title contains the word "king".He is arrogant and uninhibited, he doesn't listen to the orders of the king of hell, and he doesn't take care of ghosts. He either sleeps or acts out of control all day long.The one who likes to provoke him the most is Ri Youshen, because Yun Xiuli's temper can be violent when provoked, which suits him very much.

If you say that Ri Youshen ranks second among the top ten yin commanders, this ranks first is the ghost king Feng Xu, and Yun Xiuli is the first to be unconvinced by this ranking.Because it is said that the ranking is not based on strength, but on appearance, and I don't know which blind man randomly ranked him. How is he not as good-looking as Feng Xu?

"Yan Wang ignores me, Mei Yan Luo is too fierce, you still have a trick!"

"I heard that there is a new night wanderer in the Yin Division. Where is it? I really want to see him." Feng Xu looked around, and his eyes fell on the Peony Building not far away.

Yun Xiuli hurriedly swung his knife to block his sight, "I warn you, don't bother him!"

"Colleague, I have to say hello." Feng Xu said that he was about to go to the Peony Tower, but Yun Xiuli stopped him straight, "He is resting, so don't provoke him."

"Why, you don't want me to see him so much? I won't eat him." Feng Xu narrowed his eyes curiously, the more he refused to let me see him, the more he wanted to see him.

"Don't mess with him! If you are bored, I can accompany you."

"Okay then." Feng Xu sighed, then raised his hand and pointed to the distant mountains, "Old rules, catch mountain ghosts. You catch more than me within an hour, and I'll let you go and go home to sleep. But if If you lose, you have to keep playing with me until I get tired of it."

Yun Xiuli thought about it and agreed. He only left for an hour, so there shouldn't be any problems with Luo Yesheng, right?With the mentality of going quickly and returning quickly, he immediately set off to the mountains, as fast as a gust of wind, invisible and invisible.

As soon as the two of them left, a white crane came from the sky and landed on the top of the Peony Tower.

The speed of Ri Youshen's feet really wasn't something to brag about, it was a bit difficult for Feng Xu to follow behind.His clothes fluttered, and he asked against the wind: "I heard that King Yan asked you to investigate Bu Tianyuan's disappearance. This case is a bottomless pit. Do you want me to help you?"

"No need." Yun Xiuli resolutely refused, asking this scourge for help would only make him help more and more.

"I've also heard—you're in love with the new night watchman?"

Yun Xiuli suddenly stopped, "What did you say, say it again?"

Feng Xu's speed was too fast, he flew past with a whoosh, and was about to hit a tree, he kicked off the tree trunk nimbly, turned around in the air with his strength, and landed gracefully.

"I said, isn't the new night watchman cute?"

"Boring!" Yun Xiuli dropped this sentence, and hurried to the mountains again.

"In that case, it must be very cute." Feng Xu followed with a smirk.

Mountain ghosts refer to ghosts and monsters hiding in the mountains and forests. They have no attack power, but they run fast and like to disguise themselves as various mountain things.Yun Xiuli doesn't like catching mountain ghosts, but it feels like hunting, and he is a top-notch hunter since he was born in general.

The woods are lush and the shadows are mottled.Two figures rushed in the forest, and the phantom of the mountain moved and fled in all directions.Yun Xiuli has a strong figure, he catches two with his hands together, turns around and steps on another one, throws them into the enchantment cage casually, and goes to catch the next prey.

Seeing that Yun Xiuli was full of energy, Feng Xu deliberately slowed down his pace and followed leisurely.

Yun Xiuli seemed to sense something was wrong, but when he looked back suddenly, he saw a wicked smile on Feng Xu's lips.At this moment, the earth rumbled, and he leaped up alertly, but a huge black iron cage fell from the sky, and caught him off guard tightly.

"What kind of trick are you playing again?" Yun Xiuli was furious, and swung his knife to split the iron cage. In an instant, the calcium carbide sparked, his whole body was struck by lightning, and his arms stabbed to the bone.

"Today, I'm not here to catch the mountain ghost, but to catch you." Feng Xu walked over unhurriedly, "The case that the King of Hades asked you to investigate is a big pit, I advise you not to jump into the fire pit."

"It's none of your business for me to investigate the case? You don't need to do anything extra!" Yun Xiuli looked around the iron cage. It turned out that this is the purgatory cage specially used by the King of Hades to suppress ghosts.In other words, as long as the people outside don't lift the ban, he can't go out.

"Can't you live well? You must die all day long."

"Shut up! You are the one who spends his days dying and accomplishing nothing."

Feng Xu wondered: "Is it my illusion? I found that your temper has changed for the better, but I like to see you angry. The more angry you are, the happier I will be. Come on, let's see how angry you are!" "

Yun Xiuli smiled contemptuously, sat down cross-legged in the cage, closed his eyes and recited the Heart Sutra silently, don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry...Ren Fengxu was provocative with all kinds of words outside the cage, shaking his teeth and claws Go, he just ignores it.

"If I had known this, I would have shut you up later." Feng Xubai was bored, yawned, and leaned against the tree to take a nap after a while.

In a blink of an eye, the sky was full of rays of light, the mountains and forests were overcast, and the birds screamed strangely.Seeing that it was time for shift change, Yun Xiuli paced anxiously, letting his little devils out to figure out how to escape from this purgatory cage.

While a group of people were racking their brains, a summoning paper appeared outside the cage.Seeing that Luo Yesheng was calling him, Yunxiu immediately stretched out his hand to pick him up. Just as he touched the iron railing, there was another stabbing pain like a lightning strike.He covered his hands and watched the summoning paper fall to the ground, but he was powerless.

In the blink of an eye, another summoning paper appeared outside the prison, this time calling Si Fan.But Si Fan didn't dare to reach out his hand at all, he could only watch the summoning paper fall to the ground again, annihilated into ashes.Yun Xiuli was even more anxious, wondering if Luo Yesheng had encountered any danger?

The ghost girls started guessing one after another, and the sound of chattering woke up Feng Xu who was dozing off.He rubbed his hair and walked to the iron prison, "Why, are you in a hurry to go back to see Xiao Ye Xun?"

"Open the cage!" Yun Xiuli shouted angrily with a sullen face.

"I'm so anxious for you, why don't I go back to see him for you?" Feng Xu turned around and turned into Yun Xiuli's appearance, wearing a gold-plated battle robe, with a heroic look on his face.

The girls immediately gasped in amazement, because Feng Xu's transformation was so similar, the iron cage door was like a mirror at the moment, and it was difficult to distinguish between the real and fake people inside and outside the mirror.

"Stop fooling people with this trick!" Yun Xiuli gritted his teeth with hatred.

A few years ago, Feng Xu turned into Bu Tianyuan to provoke Yun Xiuli, and then turned into Yun Xiuli to provoke Bu Tianyuan, which caused the two wandering gods to fight.In the end, Yun Xiuli broke Bu Tianyuan's leg, and Bu Tianyuan broke his arm.It is said that Feng Xu also turned into the appearance of the King of Hades to provoke Mei Yanluo, and even Mei Yanluo was tricked.

"I just like to use this to fool people." Feng Xu is very good at imitating others, not only his voice and smile, but also his personality.

At this moment, Feng Xu, who turned into Yun Xiuli, was walking around the iron cage with arms folded, "I heard that the new night watchman is a woman disguised as a man, are you in love with her?"

As soon as these words came out, all the ghosts were in an uproar, and Yun Xiuli became even more angry from embarrassment: "Who are you listening to nonsense, what kind of woman is disguised as a man! He is a man! A man!"

Of course Feng Xu heard it from Hu Changyin, the number one rumor god in the underworld. Hu Changyin suspected that the two wandering gods were cheating.However, he felt that no one would believe that the two of them had broken sleeves, so he simply added fuel to the story and said that Xiao Ye Xun was disguised as a man.

"A man can make you so precious that he won't let me see him?" Feng Xu was full of doubts.

Yun Xiuli was stunned for a moment, and he said outrightly, "I've seen him naked, man!"

"This..." Si Fan blushed and looked at his sisters, his eyes were filled with "Master Xiu Li and Xiao Ye Xun have been private, have you met each other frankly?"

The girls bit their fingers even more excitedly, their eyes widening one by one.These words are simply trying to cover up and make people daydream, and it makes people suspect that the relationship between the two wandering gods is unusual.

Feng Xuxie smiled and said: "Who cares about his male or female, I'll find out when I strip him naked for a medical examination."

"You dare to touch him!" Yun Xiuli jumped up and was about to kick the iron gate, Si Fan and the girls hurriedly hugged him, fearing that he would cause a thunderbolt.

"The more you don't let me move, the more I want to move. Let me think about it, first hug and kiss, and then drink some wine to get drunk and put him on the bed, then I will..."

"Shut up, shut up! Don't even think about it!" Yun Xiuli interrupted Feng Xu's rambunctious babbling, his handsome face was flushed with anger, and his eyes were burning with raging fire.

Feng Xu raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction, "That's the expression, very good."

Yun Xiuli realized that he had fallen into the Tao, and a cloud of blood clogged his heart, unable to go up or down.

"Just stay here to cool off, I'm going to play with Xiao Ye Xun." Feng Xu cast a wicked look at Yun Xiuli, and walked away just like that.

"Come back to me—I'm going to kill you! Dismember your body!" Yun Xiuli yelled hysterically, watching helplessly as the other party disappeared into the dark forest.In a rage, he coughed violently and quickly covered his mouth to stop the blood.He is not afraid of being smashed to pieces, but he is afraid of being so angry that his meridians will burst.

The girls frantically supported Yun Xiuli, chattering to comfort him, and someone suddenly asked, "Is Master Yesheng really a woman disguised as a man?"

Yun Xiuli didn't hear anything else, but just heard this sentence, and was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of blood.Si Fan hurriedly took out his handkerchief to wipe his blood, "Don't be angry, we won't tell the story."

The girls also nodded in agreement, "We will keep it a secret for Master Xiuli! We won't talk nonsense about your relationship, and we won't talk about your embarrassment with him either!"

The blood that Yun Xiuli had just swallowed back spurted out again, "You all...shut up!"

The little ghosts shut their mouths obediently, but they were overjoyed in their hearts. The master who had been single for hundreds of years finally agreed to fall in love. Nothing can describe their excitement at this moment.

Qi to Qi, Yun Xiuli is most worried about Luo Yesheng, that idiot will definitely not be able to distinguish the fake Feng Xu, if he is really kissed and touched, and hugged to bed like this... He dare not think about it, the more he thinks about it, the more Qi, the more angry the more he vomits blood.Damn, this mouthful of blood really vomits endlessly!

The author has something to say:

Because the length of this article is short, the next chapter will be included in V.It’s fun to write pictures, I hope that the little cuties will leave a lot of comments and support, I will drop a lot of red envelopes, thank you every reader who shared the story with me.

※Poke my column by hand, and it can cure obsessive-compulsive disorder for many years.

——The author who wrote this passage has just finished eye surgery, with bandages on his eyes, and he is really dedicated to typing with one eye. Don't you really want to touch my brain?