After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

After one month, the Day and Night Shrine was built, with Qionglou Yuyu, magnificent.

Luo Yesheng and Yun Xiuli moved to a new residence, and the little ghosts of the two families also moved in.In this way, the whole family began to live together without shame.

Originally, the little ghosts would flirt and flirt quietly holding hands, but now they are more blatant, and some even kiss in public.Everyone was immersed in the sweetness, only the extra You Guang had a sour face, and when he saw anyone showing affection, he would go up and get involved, and soon became the object of everyone's suspicion.

Regarding this, Luo Yesheng and Yun Xiuli turned a blind eye to it. After all, they are "famous broken sleeves in the underworld", and they really have no right to interfere with other people's love affairs.

Today, Luo Yesheng has finally been conferred the title of god, becoming the official night wandering god of the underworld, and has a new waist card with his original name written on it.

As for the ghost white tiger, it became a beast of the underworld.Yan Wang agreed to Luo Yesheng to raise it, but he had to put a magic lock around its neck.It is precisely because of the lock that it can only look like a little white tiger, and its body is only as big as a cat.

Seeing its fluffy appearance, everyone wanted to touch it, but it was so fierce that no one could touch it except Luo Yesheng, and anyone who dared to touch it would bite.Even so, its cute and cute appearance has attracted countless people to extend their "hands of evil".

In desperation, it simply turned into a human form, because his power was banned, he could only turn into a five or six-year-old white-haired child.But he is still very cute and soft, still unable to stop those evil hands, so he gradually gave up resistance.

"Anyway, I'm not clean anymore..."

Xiao Tianyuan often sits under the stone statue in front of the shrine, holding a jar of honey and slowly licking it.When Luo Yesheng came back, he would go up to meet him, hand the honey pot to the other party to taste, and take the initiative to transform into a little white tiger, so that Luo Yesheng would hold it in his arms and stroke it along its fur .

"You're holding it again, and you're still touching it!" Every time Yun Xiuli saw Luo Yesheng like this, he would snatch the little white tiger and throw it aside, and it would fiercely bite his trouser legs.

"It's so cute, why don't I hug it?"

"No, I'm not allowed anyway!" Yun Xiuli always believed that although this guy turned into a ball of hair, he was still a dangerous iceberg beauty in essence, a potential rival in love.

The warning is ineffective, Luo Yesheng has long been addicted to cats, if he is not allowed to smoke on the surface, then he will do it secretly.He also quietly built an underground cat-smoking place, where he sucks cats every day, and is willing to degenerate...

In order to celebrate the housewarming, the two wandering gods held a banquet in the Jingu Temple and invited friends from all walks of life to come to celebrate. Colleagues on errands.

This day, there were people inside and outside the Temple of Day and Night. Luo Yesheng and Yun Xiuli were confused when they saw so many people. They obviously only invited a dozen or so friends, so why did so many people come?

Because there are too many rumors about the two, everyone took this banquet as a wedding banquet, all thanks to Hu Changyin's "rumour-mongering mouth", saying that the two wandering gods are holding a wedding, and now the whole underworld Everyone rushed over to join in the fun!

Yun Wuji brought Xiao Xu to congratulate, but met Black and White Wuchang outside the shrine, and the two sides quarreled on the spot.Because Black and White Impermanence quietly reported him to the Heaven Realm, if he hadn't contributed to rescuing Tian Jie, he would probably be in the Heaven Prison right now.

The scene was full of turmoil, not only Yun Wuji was arguing, but also Meng Xingchen and the other handsome men.Meng Xingchen came here uninvited, and because he acted too arrogantly, people in the underworld couldn't understand him.

"It seems that the banquet can't be held, I have to run away and leave." Luo Yesheng ran away, leaving Yun Xiuli and the little ghosts to deal with the guests in front of the hall.

"What on earth are you people doing here? Do I know you? Get the hell out of here!" Yun Xiuli was so devastated that he threw up his sleeves and even rolled up his sleeves to hit someone.

There were more and more guests, and everyone smiled maliciously and said congratulations.As soon as the little ghosts drove the people out of this side, another wave came in through the door over there, endlessly.

The worst thing was the little white tiger, it didn't do anything, it just squatted on the table and ate honey.Hu Changyin, the bird's beak, pointed at it and spread rumors: "This is the number one beast in the underworld. Not long ago, it was the one that caused the thunder calamity. Just touch its head, and its magic power will be greatly increased!"

"Really? It's that ghostly white tiger that destroys the world!" People crowded around it with great interest, reaching out their hands to rub it, the soft feel made them lose their minds, and the more they touched it, the poorer it was. The little white tiger was brutally murdered by everyone.

At this time, a murderous woman came over and flicked her long whip, "Get out of the way! I don't even look at what kind of thing I am, just like you, it can eat more than a dozen in one bite!"

When everyone saw that it was Mei Yanluo, they immediately retreated in fright.She stretched out her hand deftly, grabbed the little white tiger's chain collar, and ran out with it.It's not about raising someone, she used to steal it, but today she robbed it in full view of everyone.

"How many times, are you tired?"

The little white tiger is already used to this, it can't remember how many times it was stolen by her, and every time she would take it to the Palace of Hades and hide it in her boudoir.But it will escape after a while and return to Luo Yesheng obediently.

At that time, in the garden behind the shrine, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and there were few people.When Luo Yesheng and You Guang came here, they were finally able to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the shrine, and they started chatting.

"I found Sister's reincarnation. She married a lover and was pregnant with a baby." You Guang said, his eyes fell on Luo Yesheng's belly, which was obviously a little bulging.

"It's a good thing that your sister is pregnant, but why are you staring at my belly? I'm not pregnant!" Luo Yesheng touched his belly. He also felt that his belly was round, but he thought it must be because he had eaten honey recently. Too much, because of gaining weight.

"I'm actually..." You Guang hesitated to speak, hesitant to confess, because Luo Yesheng's belly would become more obvious in a short time, more like a pregnant woman.

At this moment, Yun Wuji came over with Xiao Xu, holding an exquisite jade pot in his hand.Hearing that the two seemed to be talking about their pregnancy, Yun Wuji stepped forward with a smile and said, "Yesheng, this is the Lingbao soup I specially made for you, drink it while it's hot."

That's right, this is the anti-fetal drug that he and Xiaoxu have been scrambling for for a few days.

"Thank you, thank you for your hard work, uncle." Luo Yesheng took the jar, opened the lid and blew on it.

Yun Wuji watched him drink the soup with satisfaction, and said dotingly: "Your stomach is not small anymore, how long will it take to give birth? Uncle has already prepared the baby's clothes."

"Pfft!" Luo Yesheng sprayed out a mouthful of soup, which almost hit Yun Wuji's face.Yun Wuji was not angry at all, and comforted him: "Drink slowly, don't worry, it will be bad if you move your fetus."

"Fetal gas? I'm a man, how can I have a baby?"

"This - I clearly noticed that you have a happy pulse before."

The situation was not good, You Guang was about to run away, but was grabbed by Luo Yesheng.Luo Yesheng had long suspected that You Guang had a ghost. After all, there was a soul contract, and the little secret in You Guang's heart could not be kept from him.

You Guang had no choice but to confess honestly that he was the one who coerced Xiao Muxian to prescribe the medicine. He originally wanted to medicine Ri Youshen, but by mistake, he gave Luo Yesheng the medicine, causing him to have morning sickness symptoms, but You Guang felt his conscience and assured him: : "I just have pregnancy symptoms, I won't actually give birth to a child!"

When he heard that it was a fake pregnancy, Yun Wuji collapsed on the spot. He was originally radiant, but in an instant his face turned ashen.Seeing that he was a little unsteady, Xiao Xu hurriedly gave him a hand.

"I treat you like a brother, and you cheated on me behind my back!" Luo Yesheng held You Guang down and beat him up. You Guang was very thankful that it wasn't Ri Youshen who did it.

While they were making a fuss, there was a rustling sound from the flowers. They looked there suspiciously, only to see the blades of grass parted to the sides, and a head poked out from it.That person has a handsome face, and there are still a few tender seedlings growing on his head, he is not the little wood fairy with grass on his head!

"Wen Jianyue, you came just in time, explain to us what happened to Yesheng's stomach?"

Wen Jianyue regained his composure, and when he saw the unfriendly expressions of those people, he ran away in fright.He sneaked into the back garden just to pull up two dark grasses and go back without causing any trouble.But before he ran two steps, he was caught by Yun Wuji.

"Actually, there is a mass of spiritual energy in his stomach, which cannot take human form. When the time comes, the spiritual energy will naturally come out of the body, and the stomach will recover."

"Then how can we make the spiritual energy gather into a human form?" Yun Wuji only wanted children, and his mind was full of children, so his face was a bit sinister and distorted.

Wen Jianyue was trembling with fright, but Yun Xiuli also came looking for him at this time, and seeing the vicious Riyoushen, he was so trembling that he couldn't say a word.

"Forget it, don't embarrass him, what kind of child does a man have..." Luo Yesheng was a little embarrassed, after all, he was the one with the big belly, he was a man, and he was still a virgin...

"No, it must be born! If you can't have a child, you and Xiuli don't recognize me as an uncle!"

Yun Xiuli looked puzzled, what did he do wrong to make his uncle so angry?

Under Yun Wuji's intimidation, Wen Jianyue had no choice but to confess: "It is not impossible to let the aura take shape, as long as both husband and wife have the sincerity of nurturing life, have more sexual intercourse, let the aura feel that someone is expecting it to come , maybe it will work.”

"Then how many times do they have to do it?" Yun Wuji was eager to seek a son, completely unaware that he was asking a shameless question.

Both Luo Yesheng and Yun Xiuli blushed, and Wen Jianyue also covered his face and replied, "At least...three times a day, right? If energy allows, it can be...seven times a night."

"Hahaha..." You Guang couldn't hold back his laughter, thinking that if Yun Xiuli is so strong, Ye Qi must be fine.Xiao Xu on the side also seemed to understand, and his expression became a little uncomfortable.

"Everyone is talking about nonsense. If I don't give birth, who will take care of it!" Luo Yesheng hid away in embarrassment. It was not a glorious thing to have a broken sleeve in the first place, but now he is asked to give birth to a child.

Yun Xiuli quickly caught up with him and stopped him, "Don't be angry, I didn't say I want you to give birth, if you don't give birth, you won't give birth."

"But your uncle is angry. If you don't have children, you won't recognize us."

When the two were tugging, Yun Wuji suddenly appeared behind him, knocking them both unconscious unexpectedly.

When they woke up, they found that they were locked in the room by Yun Wuji.Yun Wuji also set up an enchantment outside to prevent them from coming out, and said harshly: "Whenever you are pregnant with a real child, you will be let out. Do you know what to do?"

You Guang was still gloating outside the door: "At least three times a day! Don't worry, the enchantment of the cloud god is strong, and you can't hear it no matter how loud you are!"

The two stood at the door and stared at each other, and the atmosphere in the room became ambiguous.

"Since we want to have a baby, let's have a baby?" Yun Xiuli squeezed Luo Yesheng's chin, leaned down and kissed him on the lips, he was stunned, and hugged the other's neck jerky and kissed back .

This kiss was affectionate and long, indescribably wonderful and sweet.Luo Yesheng was so kissed that he lost all strength, Yun Xiuli picked him up horizontally, walked to the bed behind the gauze curtain, saw his cheeks were flushed as if drunk, and squinted shyly: "I have no experience. , I heard it will hurt..."

"Take your time, we can try some gentle ones first, like this—" For example, it all depends on brain supplementation, and if it exceeds the example, brain supplementation is needed. You deserve to have the brain supplement scripture!

The newlyweds in the room had their first taste of the rain, while the guests outside the room were chatting and drinking.This wonderful housewarming banquet turned into a bridal chamber wedding.

Yun Wuji and You Guang were sipping wine under the flower tree. The shrine was full of spectators, but the two rumored protagonists could not be seen. Several people came to ask questions one after another. Meng Xingchen came to ask again.

"Hey, they're all over there, and they're trying to create children to carry on the family line." You Guang smiled happily, pointing to a room next to him with his chin.

"..." Meng Xingchen didn't believe it at all when he heard that the two were having a wedding banquet, so he came here from the heaven to find out. Unexpectedly...

"Ning Yesheng is really quite dishonest!" Meng Xingchen regretted giving the veil to the other party. If he knew, Yun Xiu immediately tied Luo Yesheng with the veil. It is absolutely not allowed to do it in the room. The things described, I'm afraid they will be so angry that they will blow up this day and night shrine.

The Day and Night Shrine is bustling with activity, but in comparison, the Hades Hall is much deserted.

In the dimly lit room, Feng Xu was lying on his back by the window, staring at the vast darkness outside in a daze, and faintly heard the noise coming from the Day and Night Shrine.

"I heard that Ri Youshen and Xiao Ye Xun are having a wedding, and I want to join in the fun."

Feng Xu turned to the man behind him, the chain on his wrist was being connected to the man's hand, and the man focused on flipping through the file, without raising his eyes, he said: "What kind of wedding banquet are the two men hosting? It's just a rumor."

"It's not a rumor, they are really... Let me go and have a look, just take a look."

Yan Wang just glanced at Feng Xu, "Even if they are holding a wedding banquet, it has nothing to do with you, just stay by my king's side and can't go anywhere." Doesn't it mean that this king doesn't value you, and I will give you enough from now on Pay attention, I guarantee you will get tired of seeing this king.

"Why doesn't it have anything to do with me? I heard that Xiaoye Xun is pregnant, and I suspect that the child is mine."

"Nonsense! How can a man get pregnant? And how did you and the night watch get mixed up?"

"Why can't men get pregnant? Didn't you see that Xiao Ye Xun vomited every day and his stomach grew bigger? That child must not belong to Yun Xiuli. I suspect that the child is mine. I drank a little too much that night, so I took Xiao Ye Xun gave me a hug..."

"All right, all right, stop making it up! Let's go, go out and have a look." Hades closed the scroll and got off his seat after saying that.Feng Xu was delighted to go out to watch, and went out with Yan Wang to watch the fun.

As soon as the King of Hades and the King of Ghosts arrived, the Day and Night Shrine became even more lively. People inexplicably gathered outside a room with a barrier, chatting and laughing happily, and there were many prominent figures among them.

This made a commotion, the two people in the room didn't dare to come out to show their faces even after they had finished their work.Well, it's not over yet, the number of times you want to have a child is definitely not enough, you have to do it a few more times!

The author has something to say:

This is the end of the story of "Night Tour God". It is a bit unfinished and a little helpless. I hope this funny article will bring joy to everyone. Thank you for your support!

Regarding the specific content of "Brain Sutra", according to my past practice, I want to distribute meat pies to everyone in the battleground, but since I am now the key object of lock text (the old pit is locked red), and the comment area It's closed, so we really can't drive this train...

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