After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

At dusk, the rays of the sun dyed half of the sky red, and the flying birds returning to their nests passed by.

During the day-to-day inspections, Youshen has already developed extraordinary foot speed, and it is no problem to travel thousands of miles a day.No, it took only two hours to get from Chang'an to Lin'an.

Luo Yesheng had short legs and poor physical strength, so he couldn't walk such a long distance, so he was carried by Yun Xiuli's neck all the way, like a puppy.

Passing through the small town in front is Luhua Town, Yun Xiuli thought in his heart, since the evil ghost asked Chenghuang to hint that he came here, then he will come to find out.

Seeing that the setting sun was about to sink, Yun Xiuli wanted to find a place to rest, so he threw Luo Yesheng down and said "change shift" before leaving.Luo Yesheng hurriedly hugged his trouser legs and said, "No, I will accompany you on the day shift, and you have to accompany me on the night shift!"

In Luo Yesheng's eyes, Yun Xiuli is simply a walking "evil warding talisman", an outstanding representative of the evil forces in the underworld. All the gods detour when they see him, and the evil ghosts tremble when they see him, and stay with him We feel safe together.

"I'm not on the night shift." Yun Xiuli wanted to kick Luo Yesheng away in annoyance, but he looked down at the other's little eyes, and couldn't get off his feet.If this was according to his previous temper, he would not only kick him flying, but also kick him hard again, so that he would be crushed.

"Big brother, please do me a favor. I've been hanging around with you all day, so you can just stay with me!"

"No way, no way." Yun Xiuli wanted to twitch his feet, but Luo Yesheng hugged him tightly and wouldn't let go. He shook twice but didn't shake off, and simply walked up with such a big leg pendant.

So Luo Yesheng hung on the long legs, bouncing his buttocks, and came to an inn.

Yun Xiuli showed his real body at the entrance of the inn. At the same time, he took off his gold-plated battle robe and the red feather crown, and replaced it with a dark red cloth, and the sharpness around him dimmed instantly.Only on his forehead was he still wearing the inverted pointed gold-cut forehead protector, and there was an unconcealable heroism between his brows.

Luo Yesheng was puzzled and said, "You want to stay in a hotel and go straight in. Anyway, ordinary people can't see it, so why do you want to be like this?" Not to mention, handsome people look good on tablecloths.

"When you do things in the world, you have to follow the rules of the world." Yun Xiuli was about to leave, but Luo Yesheng hurriedly got up and grabbed him, "Then you also change into a plain clothes for me, and I'll be with you."

"Okay." Yun Xiuli waved his sleeves and changed Luo Yesheng's official robe.

Luo Yesheng turned around happily, and before he could see what he had changed, the other party quickly stepped into the inn, and he had to rush in too.

Yun Xiuli came to the counter, took out a piece of silver and asked the shopkeeper for a room.At this time Luo Yesheng came to Yun Xiuli's side, the shopkeeper saw him, and said enviously: "The guest officer's wife is so beautiful."

"How can there be a beautiful woman?" Luo Yesheng looked around curiously, and found that the shopkeeper was not talking about someone else, but himself.He looked at himself in disbelief, no wonder he felt that this robe was stumbling, and he dared to wear a skirt for him!

Yun Xiuli took the door plate as if nothing had happened, turned around and went upstairs, but the corners of his lips curled up behind his back.Not long ago, he ran into Fairy Baihua who came down to earth secretly, and thought that fluffy dress was very beautiful, so he changed Luo Yesheng into a cloud gauze skirt with wide sleeves.Although he is a man, he is surprisingly stunning when he wears it, not losing to the Nine Heavens Fairy.

"Yun Chacha! Stop!" Luo Yesheng chased up the stairs furiously. He stepped on the hem of his skirt and fell down after only two steps. He was even more angry.

Yun Xiuli opened the door and went into the room, sat on the bed and prepared to meditate and recuperate.

Luo Ye broke into the door angrily and panting. He stood at the door in disheveled clothes, took off his purple gauze skirt, and threw it over Yun Xiuli's head angrily.

Yun Xiuli closed his eyes and rested his mind, letting the pile of messy clothes beside him ignore him.He has been in a lot of turmoil recently, and it's all because of the evil spirit that awakened the memory of his previous life.Xu was so distracted that he even changed his temper. People like Luo Yesheng would have been beaten into shape by him in the past.

"Why are you pretending to be serious! I think you are more disgusting than that Bai Wuchang!" Luo Yesheng cursed angrily, and pulled off the last piece of clothing on his body, but suddenly found that it was a small thin thing, the color It's still pink, but it's actually a tube top worn by women!

His face immediately turned red to the base of his neck, and he threw the pink tube top on Yun Xiuli's face with a flick of his hand, and said angrily, "Give me back my official robe!"

Yun Xiuli opened his eyes in displeasure, and took a look at the pink color, but he didn't realize what it was.But the more Luo Yesheng looked at him, the more he felt obscene.So trivial, the more I think about it, the more irritable I become.

"Go to hell!" Luo Yesheng gritted his teeth and punched him, but the other party turned over and pinned him down, and at the same time grabbed his throat with one hand, "I've been putting up with you for a long time, newcomer."

"It was you who teased me again and again first!" Luo Yesheng was unyielding, raised his knee and pushed hard under the opponent.Yun Xiuli let out a muffled groan, frowned, his face turned pale, his whole body shrank from the pain.

Luo Yesheng took the opportunity to push the other party away, jumped off the bed in a joyous manner, and slipped out shirtless like that. When he went out, he still stuck out his tongue at the other party: "I'm on the night shift, if you have the guts, come and beat me!"

Enduring the severe pain, Yun Xiuli staggered to the door. He looked up at the night sky outside the building, hesitated for a while, and then closed the door.

"Even if you are eaten by a ghost tonight, I don't care."

He returned to the bed and continued to meditate, reciting the Heart Sutra to calm his emotions.He suddenly misses Bu Tianyuan very much, he is also a night tour god, Bu Tianyuan never talks nonsense and does not cause trouble to others.Although the possibility of the other party being alive is very slim, he still holds a glimmer of hope in his heart.

Finding Bu Tianyuan and exchanging Luo Yesheng is his greatest wish at the moment.

The night in the small town is very quiet, the lights are flickering sporadically, and there are few pedestrians on the road.

Luo Yesheng lingered in front of the inn for a long time, and found that Yun Xiuli still hadn't chased after him. He wondered if his kick was too much, should he go back and apologize?

He helped the bridge of his nose, thinking about it or forgetting about it, he took out the book of gods and wanted to call the little ghosts over for night patrol, but found that he only remembered the name of the little girl, so he called Si Xue over again.Si Xue kindly helped him restore his original official robes, and also taught him how to use blindfolds to change clothes.

Afterwards, Luo Yesheng took Si Xue to the night patrol and started a new night's work.At this moment, he finally realized that the feeling of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

The road was gloomy, and occasionally a cluster of lights could be seen.It was only then that Luo Yesheng realized that his night vision was surprisingly good, and he could see clearly in such a dark night.The outline of the road, the bricks and tiles of the house, and the silhouettes of people seen through the cracks in the windows.

The more clearly I can see, the more terrifying this night is.The ghosts and monsters hiding in the dark corners are blinking their scarlet eyes, watching their every move.Maybe it was because Luo Yesheng was carrying the Promise Umbrella, so they didn't act rashly.

Luo Yesheng held the Wuji umbrella tightly, and seeing the faint brilliance on the umbrella leaf, he asked Si Xue in a low voice how to use the umbrella.Si Xue took him by the corner of his clothes, and replied in a softer voice: "I only know to open the umbrella and read a heart formula, but the heart formula is only known by Lord Tian Yuan."

"Then what should we do? What if they suddenly attack..." Luo Yesheng's back felt shivering, obviously aware that there were more ghosts in this town than in Chang'an City.He couldn't help regretting, "If I get Ri Youshen, I don't have to worry about it. I should go back and coax him."

Si Xue shook her head and said, "He can't watch at night, he won't come out with us."

"why?"

Si Xue pulled Luo Yesheng over, leaned into his ear and whispered, "It's actually a secret. The god of day travel belongs to yang, and his eyesight will deteriorate at night. As soon as you come out, your mana will weaken, and it will be the weakest at noon."

"It's no wonder I always feel exhausted during the day, and full of energy at night, but so..." Luo Yesheng suddenly realized that although Yun Xiuli was always angry with him during the day, he never left himself behind, He is deliberately protecting himself.It seems that when the shift is over at dawn, he has to apologize to others.

One big and one small walked through the cold streets and patrolled all the ten miles and eight streets in a short time, but fortunately nothing happened.Just like this, he stayed up until the middle of the night in fear, and when the sky became slightly brighter, Luo Yesheng was slightly relieved.

Unconsciously, I came to a willow forest, and the willow branches swayed in the wind.Luo Yesheng suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and subconsciously pulled Si Xue to run.In a blink of an eye, I saw a ghost figure hanging on the tree, and then countless ghost figures flashed around them, completely surrounding them.

A ghost was swinging upside down from a tree branch, its messy black hair fell to the ground, sweeping back and forth.

"Hey—new here, you look like a delicious glutinous rice dumpling." The voice sounded as crisp as a knife's edge, and it didn't sound like a ghost saying it at all.

Luo Yesheng frowned, and waved the Promise Umbrella away, and the umbrella leaves immediately glowed with a layer of brilliance.But those bat-like ghosts showed no fear, instead they let out a shrill sneer.

"A lot of evil spirits..." Si Xue hid behind Luo Yesheng in fear.

Looking around at the ghosts, Luo Yesheng immediately took out the black book, tore off a page and threw it into the air. On that page, he had written Black and White Wuchang's name in advance.Unexpectedly, until the pages fluttered to the ground, black and white impermanence did not appear.

"What's going on?" He was in a cold sweat, and eagerly wrote Black and White Impermanence, tore it off and threw it out, but still no helper appeared, and the evil spirits around him suddenly let out a smirk.

"Hahaha, do you think you are a day tour god, and you can call anyone?"

That crisp voice came again, Luo Yesheng didn't have time to look at the other party, busy wondering what went wrong.Bai Wuchang's words suddenly sounded in his ears: "Xiao Yexun, don't compare yourself with Ri You Shen!" He just felt sorry for it, because the King of Hades didn't assign Black and White Impermanence to him, because Hades thinks he is not qualified to call black and white impermanence!

"A bunch of bastards!" The evil forces of the underworld bully newcomers too much!

At this time, the ghost figure swinging turned over and jumped down, moving towards Luo Yesheng with a ribbon on his lapel.His face was pale, his eyes were bright, and the corners of his lips showed some silver teeth, which was feminine and evil.

"My name is You Guang, and I am a well-known evil spirit in the ghost world. You were eaten by me when you took office!"

"Don't come here!" Luo Yesheng retreated step by step, but he was also blocked by evil spirits behind him.Seeing that the enemy was approaching, he turned around with his umbrella in a hurry, a dazzling brilliance flashed, and with Si Xue's exclamation, the ghosts around him were instantly forced back by half a circle.

He was overjoyed, could he accept ghosts?Taking a closer look, the evil ghosts were safe and sound, but Si Xue suddenly disappeared.What's going on here, could it be that he accidentally took Si Xue away just now?After all, Si Xue is also a brat...

"Hahaha..." The ghost who claimed to be You Guang laughed and laughed, "I returned such a powerful magic weapon to you, but you don't know how to use it! You're so ridiculous!"

"Hahaha, why are you so stupid, what an embarrassment to Yin Si!"

This laughter provoked Luo Yesheng, and he retorted shamefully, "You're stupid, you idiots! I still have an ace here!" Then he picked up his pen and quickly wrote down "Day Tour Shen San" A word, tore off the page and threw it into the night sky.If he guessed correctly, this method can also summon Youshen, as long as Yun Xiuli over there is willing to accept his edict.

At this time, a spiritual paper appeared in front of Yun Xiuli who was meditating in the inn, but he waved the paper down without looking at it.He never worked the night shift, who dared to summon him?

What Luo Yesheng saw here was that the page danced twice in the air before falling to the ground again.

At that moment, his heart was so cold that even that guy didn't care about his own life or death.

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Cute pet encyclopedia:

Yun Xiuli is nicknamed "Blowfish", very angry, extremely angry, invincible angry, I will explode!

Luo Yesheng's nickname is "Corgi", Pipiji, shovel the foundation, big ass, I'll dance!