After teasing a bully, every day is a Shura field

The morning light shines obliquely among the reed flowers, and the flower spikes flutter softly in the wind, shaking off crystal clear dewdrops.

The two of them walked among the continuous reed flowers, and their hair clothes were slightly soaked by the morning dew.Luo Yesheng asked Yun Xiuli as he walked, "What kind of person is he who patrolled Bu Tianyuan when he was in office?"

"I don't know, I don't know him well."

"Stop bluffing, you haven't been familiar with him after working with him for hundreds of years?"

Yun Xiuli paused for a while, and then said: "He usually talks very little and looks very cold, but he is very reliable in his work. The King of Yama said that he is a ghost-hunting genius who is rare in a thousand years, and Mei Yanluo also favors him very much. You That Promise Umbrella is a magic weapon he personally built."

It was rare to hear Yun Xiuli use the word "very" three times in a row. Luo Yesheng hesitated and said, "If he is really a ghost hunter, how could he be eaten by a ghost?"

"Who said he was eaten by a ghost? Do you believe what the ghost says?"

"Then is he really that good? Am I worthless compared to him?" Luo Yesheng said dejectedly. What You Guang said earlier hit him and made him have deep self-doubt.

Yun Xiuli gave Luo Yesheng a blank look, and said seriously, "No, you have something very special, even if Bu Tianyuan has practiced for hundreds of years, he can't compare to you."

Luo Yesheng immediately had stars in his eyes, and he held the bridge of his nose confidently, "Really, where is it?"

"Even if he practiced for another 800 years, he wouldn't be as verbose as you!"

"You...you really can't spit out ivory! I'm new here, so of course I have to learn more and ask more questions. The ancients said, just ask if you don't understand. Do you want me to pretend that I don't understand?"

Luo Yesheng started talking about Dafa again, and Yunxiu immediately raised his hands to cover his ears.

There was a cloud of bright clouds floating in the sky, as if wherever the two of them went, there was such a cloud.But I don't know when, the clouds have been covered by the turbid miasma, and the sky has become gray.

Now we have arrived at Luhua Town, which used to be one of the most prosperous towns in Lin'an City, famous for making paper and mats. Twenty years ago, Luhua Town was massacred by the army. At that time, the massacred people were thrown into the Lugou River, and blood flowed into a river, so it was also called Xuehe Town.Because there are too many wronged souls, miasma is permeating here all the year round, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.

The houses in the town are dilapidated, the eaves are covered with spider silk, and there are fallen leaves everywhere.There were several corpses wrapped in straw mats on the side of the road, and the stench of mosquitoes and flies was suffocating.Occasionally, one or two people will pass by, but they are all old people in their dying years, and the young people have left this ghost place long ago if they are capable.

"What is the origin of that fierce ghost named You Guang? He said that he is very famous."

"The most famous ghost in the ghost world is called Ye Zhong. I've never heard of You Guang."

The two were patrolling the street when a group of crows suddenly flew over their heads.Seeing this, Yun Xiuli casually picked a red bead from Luo Yesheng's black hat, and flicked it lightly into the air. The leading crow screamed and fell from the air in a whirl.

"You bastard...why pick my orb!" Luo Yesheng touched his official hat distressedly.

The crow fell down and turned into a person. He fluttered up, slapped his butt and cursed: "Who the hell is dying? Dare to hit my ass with marbles! Do you know who I am, I am from the underworld... ..."

Seeing that it was Yun Xiuli, the crow man changed his anger and smiled, "It turns out that he is the handsome and mighty Riyoushen lord, what a coincidence, what the hell are you doing here?"

"Who is this?" Luo Yesheng couldn't help but look at the other party. He was wearing a yellow coat, with monkey cheeks and a funny pointed hat on his head, like a bird's beak on his head.

Yun Xiuli introduced it routinely: "Niaozui, Ming Shuai who is in charge of undead birds."

"This is the new Ye Xunjun, right? Hu Changyin, you can just call me Brother Hu..." Hu Changyin winked meanly, and was slapped backhand by Yun Xiuli before he finished speaking , The beating made him turn around in a circle, his face was almost crooked.

"Again, who is the eldest brother?"

"Yes yes yes, Big Brother Day Patrol, Little Big Brother Night Patrol! A lowly position is polite." Hu Changyin shrugged his shoulders and begged for mercy. Although he and You Shen belonged to the underworld commander, their official positions were two levels lower. Just now, he was just playing lip service to take advantage of the newcomer.

Yun Xiuli said seriously: "What are you doing here?"

Hu Changyin slapped his knees, sighed and said: "The king of hell sent me to catch ghosts. I am a bird watcher, and he asked me to catch ghosts. If I see that ominous ghost, I have to flap my wings and run away. This is not an embarrassment." Me? The King of Hades also said that if I don’t take that ghost head within a month, he will depose me from office!”

"You deserve it, who told you to idle around and spread rumors everywhere with a broken mouth."

"You can't say that, the King of Hades deliberately made things difficult for me this time, alas, it's all because I can't control this stinky mouth!" Hu Changyin said and slapped himself.

Luo Yesheng asked curiously, "What did you say to provoke Hades into such a situation?"

Hu Changyin said with a sad face: "Since the previous night patrol disappeared, Master Mei Yanluo hasn't shown up for a long time. I said she must go to look for the night patrol. She used to flirt with the night patrol, and often accompanied the night patrol on the night shift." , they must have an affair!"

"Nonsense!" Yun Xiuli slapped Hu Changyin again, making both of his cheeks swollen evenly, "The two of them worked diligently to eradicate demons and quell chaos, but you said that they were in love and dared to spread rumors to slander the king of Hades. My sister, it would be kind of you if Hades didn’t just abolish you!"

Hu Changyin hugged her head and said, "I'm not talking nonsense! When Bu Tianyuan just disappeared, Mei Yanluo dispatched at least half of the ghost soldiers from the underworld to look for him, and no one was alive or dead. She is usually worse than the king of Hades. Fierce, a subordinate rushed her like that, isn't this love?"

"Really?" Luo Yesheng smiled gossip, he didn't expect his female boss to have an affair with his predecessor, the circle of aristocracy is really messed up.

Hu Changyin was about to nod, but seeing Yun Xiuli's sharp eyes, as if he was about to punch him, he changed his nod to a shake.

"I heard that the two of you were also sent by Hades to investigate the case. I just picked up something that might be useful to you. But before I hand this thing over to you, I hope you can help me catch ghosts."

"What did you find?"

Hu Changyin seemed to be afraid of being beaten, so he spread his wings and flew into the air, took out a black book from his arms and said triumphantly: "Look what this is, I picked up Bu Tianyuan's god book! Are you looking for a black book?" Him? There must be clues you want here!"

"Bring it." Yun Xiuli ordered, stretching out his hand upwards.

"If you want the book of gods, you have to help me catch ghosts first, otherwise I will tear it up and won't show it to you." Hu Changyin pouted and said, seeing that Yun Xiuli didn't buy it at all, he made a gesture to tear up the book.

"Don't mess around, we can discuss things!" Luo Yesheng hurriedly persuaded, but Yun Xiuli took another red bead from his black hat and flicked it into the air.

"...I was ripped off by you!"

Hu Changyin suddenly felt a pain in the back of his hand, and with a yell, the book fell from his hand, and Yun Xiuli raised his arm and caught the book accurately.

Judging from the appearance and remaining aura, this is indeed the Wandering God Manual.Yun Xiuli immediately opened the divine book and looked it up. Luo Yesheng also leaned over to read it. It was very difficult for him to read the ancient characters, but Yun Xiuli could read ten lines at a glance and flip through them very quickly.After reading it well, Yun Xiuli's face suddenly changed, he tore off one of the pages, quickly folded it twice, and stuffed it into his arms.

"What are you doing?" Luo Yesheng looked at Yun Xiuli in astonishment. He knew that the divine book had only two purposes, one was to summon the yin officials, and the other was to record dereliction of duty by gods and evil spirits. This second point is the purpose of the divine book The value lies in the fact that the page that Yun Xiuli tore off must have recorded something!

"It's nothing." Yun Xiuli frowned preoccupied, subconsciously looked up at the sky.However, the miasma covered the sky and the sun, and there was not a single cloud in sight.

Luo Yesheng pointed at Yun Xiuli's chest, "You must have a ghost, show it to me!"

"Don't bother me." Yun Xiuli opened Luo Yesheng's hand, but Luo Yesheng refused to let go, struggling to take out the paper.Yun Xiuli twisted and pushed him away again and again, feeling really impatient, he simply clasped both of his wrists with one hand, handcuffing him like handcuffs.

"Just let me see!" Luo Yesheng was handcuffed, and kept pressing his head against Xiuli's chest, his official hat was crooked, like a naughty boy in the arms of an adult.

Hu Changyin was stunned. In his impression, Ri Youshen was so fierce that he almost spoke with his fists. It was the first time he saw the other party with such a good temper. Is there even such a hint of pampering?

"Since you've read the two divine books, why don't you do me a favor and help me catch a ghost!" Hu Changyin rubbed the back of his hand and said with a smile, "That ghost is so fierce that I led a group of bird soldiers Not an opponent, the deadline given to me by Hades is coming soon, do you have the heart to lose me as a colleague?"

"You're thinking too much, we'll bear it." Yun Xiuli held Luo Yesheng and left, but Luo Yesheng turned around and asked, "What the hell is it, where is it?"

Hu Changyin pretended to be grateful and said: "It's better to patrol Xiao Ye, a ghost named You Guang, and their base is on the lake island three miles away from here."

Yun Xiuli couldn't help but pause, and exchanged glances with Luo Yesheng, both of them were thinking that this You Guang had something to do with Bu Tianyuan's disappearance.

Hu Changyin said again: "That ghost head is so arrogant. In just a few months, he killed several land gods one after another. Recently, he also attacked Chang'an City God Temple, like a mad dog. Oh yes, it is said that he is also good at Breaking into the underworld, and overthrowing the Riyou Shrine with one hand."

Having said that, Hu Changyin covered his mouth in fear, for fear that Yun Xiuli would slap him again when he turned around.He is used to talking nonsense on weekdays, and he doesn't know whether the gossip he heard is true or not, but he likes to add fuel to it, and because of this, he won the title of "No. [-] God of Ballad in the Underworld".

"Then why does the evil spirit want to kill the land and trouble the city god?" Yun Xiuli asked. It stands to reason that both the land and the city god are guarding the city, and they are not responsible for catching ghosts, and do not interfere with the evil spirits.

Hu Changyin shook his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Rixun is really wise. He said it right. After the king of Hades learned about this, the first question he asked was why he attacked the land and the city god."

"Stop flattering and get to the point."

"I just don't know, it feels like they are holding some kind of mysterious ceremony in various places, or planning something more terrible, and the land and the city god will hinder them."

After discussing for a while, the two decided to help catch ghosts, so they went to the lake island together.

Reed flowers are everywhere, and the sky is full of white catkins.Yun Xiuli walked quickly in front, Luo Yesheng and Hu Changyin followed behind, the former asked the latter in a low voice: "Have you read the book of gods before? Do you know that the page he tore off just now says what?"

"I know, I know! He must have torn up the page that remembers Yunshen!"

"The God of Clouds?" Luo Yesheng remembered that You Guang seemed to have mentioned the God of Clouds before.

Hu Changyin murmured: "The God of Yun is recognized as a beauty by Jiutian. I don't know how many people are fascinated by it. But everyone said that the God of Riyou is a toad. Toads eat swan meat. I married Yunshen in private, and it is said that she gave birth to a cub."

Luo Ye was shocked. With Yun Xiuli's arrogant and domineering temperament, he actually has a fairy beauty as his wife, and she has a baby. He is really envious and jealous!

"Sure enough, people can't be judged by their appearance... Speaking of which, what was written on that page?"

"On that page, it is recorded that Yunshen came down to earth secretly and visited brothels in the world at night. It is not an ordinary brothel, but Nanfeng Pavilion, which recruits male prostitutes... Tsk tsk, this Yunshen is really..."

Luo Yesheng groaned, "I understand" on his face, the expensive circle was really chaotic.

Hu Changyin said again: "The matter of Yunshen was recorded by the night patrol. If it is reported to the heavenly court, it will go to Zhuxiantai to remove the bones. Poor Riyoushen, he has to clean up the mess after being cheated by his wife."

At this moment, Yun Xiuli stopped and turned to stare at the two of them, as if he thought they were walking too slowly.

Luo Yesheng's eyes suddenly filled with sympathy when he looked at Yun Xiuli. He didn't expect that this guy was usually majestic, but his wife planted a green grassland behind his back.

Yun Xiuli noticed that Luo Yesheng's eyes were wrong, so he walked back aggressively, kicked Hu Changyin fiercely without saying a word, and sent Hu Changyin flying into the sky.Hu Changyin let out a long wail, and flew away in a blink of an eye, leaving only a few messy black feathers floating down.

"Niaozui knows nothing but spreading rumors, don't believe a word he says."

Luo Yesheng's eyes were full of sympathy, and he reached out and patted Yun Xiuli's shoulder in relief. This poor man with grass on his head was still desperately trying to restore his image.

Yun Xiuli looked at Luo Yesheng's hand, and asked suspiciously, "What did Bird's Beak tell you?"

"Don't worry, you are my good brother, I will keep your secret for you till the end." Luo Yesheng said it with extra earnestness, and he sighed sadly after saying that.

This fool, listen to the wind is rain!Yun Xiuli's violent temper came up again, he really wanted to grab Luo Yesheng and throw him out of sight, out of mind and out of mind!

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This chapter is also locked, because the chest is attacked by the "top, Nong" with the head, and it will be unlocked by removing the word Nong. The administrator of Jinjiang is so awesome, why can't he go to heaven?