The tyrant has a little monster

Li Bai, who was thought to be a disciple, not only said it, but also stretched out his fingers to poke his waist. He felt that the hand felt good, and he pinched it presumptuously.

Eunuch Li looked at it and almost fainted. What kind of sense is this, this, this.

Just when she was about to stop her, Gong'e turned around, with a shy face on her beautiful face, her hand covering her mouth, and she said delicately, "My lord, don't do this."

Li Bai leaned forward, very close to Gong'e, he sniffed slightly, "You smell so good."

Gong'e blushed with embarrassment.

Eunuch Li couldn't care about anything else, he quickly stretched out his hand and pulled Gong'e behind him, but how could he know...

This pull, unexpectedly did not pull.

Gong'e broke the old eunuch's hand away, leaned slightly close to Li Bai, blinked her big eyes, "My lord, you can help the slave family, this old eunuch is going to bully the slave family."

Li Bai puffed up his chest and wanted to express his anger for him, but before the words came out of his mouth, he couldn't help shivering, and broke his power in an instant.

"Don't come, don't come, you are too sweet."

He couldn't even get into the show.

Gong'e, that is, Ji Zeyuan stood up straight, without any shyness on his face, he said regretfully, "Why don't you continue."

It's rare for a man to dress up as a woman, so emotional.

Li Bai looked disgusted: "It's not all about you, you don't look good at all."

"Are you blind?! I'm so beautiful, what's not good about me?!" Ji Zeyuan exploded with anger in his waist, he is obviously as beautiful as a flower, okay? Why are there so many people chasing him in the palace?

Ji Zeyuan couldn't accept the slander of appearance the most, he pointed back at his face, "Open your eyes and look carefully, what a natural beauty this is, it is definitely a rare beauty in the world!"

Li Bai's eyes widened, and he looked at it very obediently.

After looking at it, looking at it again and again, he curled his lips: "It's not as good as the big liar."

"..." Ji Zeyuan couldn't continue. Although he didn't want to admit it, the Son of Heaven was worthy of being the Son of Heaven, and it seemed that he was really inferior.

While the two were arguing, Eunuch Li was already dumbfounded.

He originally thought it was a scene of Deng Tuzi molesting a woman, but now it seems that it is not at all, it is clearly a man's voice in the clothes of a palace lady.

Most importantly! ! !

This is the imperial palace, why can an inexplicable man dress up as a maid and run to His Majesty's bedroom? !And it seems that he is still so familiar with Mr. Li?

Before he had time to think about it, Eunuch Li raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and screamed, "Come here! There are assassins!!!"

An exclamation startled the two people who were talking next to them, and when they came back to their senses, they found that they were surrounded by a group of guards.

Ji Zeyuan looked at the guard who was looking at the weapon, thinking in his heart, wondering if he could escape by turning into a golden pheasant at this time.

However, Li Bai is eager to try, the scene where Deng Tuzi flirts with a good girl can't continue, so how about a scene where an assassin breaks into the palace every day?

But well.

Seeing the lackluster high-grade weapons, he just wondered if he would be poked with two holes in his body when the fight started?

After thinking about it, it is better not to take risks, a fox that is poked is not cute.

Besides, it would be bad if Brother Chicken accidentally gets poked, the blood of the chicken is so delicious, I'm afraid I can't hold back for a while and just pounce on it and eat it raw.

When Bei Chunzhi came, he happened to see this scene, he passed the guards and walked into the inner circle, his first glance fell on the young man, and after making sure that he was fine, he then set his eyes on the 'Gong'e' next to him.

It was obvious at a glance that this person was Ji Zeyuan.

There was coldness in Bei Chunzhi's eyes, why don't he just let someone kill him?

"Wait, wait!" Ji Zeyuan shouted quickly, why did he feel that the emperor's eyes were murderous?Crouching his head and hiding behind Brother Fox, he shouted in fear of death: "Don't kill me, I'm Li Bai's friend."

After finishing speaking, he felt that it was not enough weight, so he added another sentence: "It's the best best friend!"

Bei Chunzhi didn't have any idea at first, but when he heard the last sentence, his eyes turned cold again, "the most, the most, the most", and he wanted to beat this person up.

"Okay, you all go down."

"Your Majesty, the origin of this person is unknown..."

Bei Chunzhi stretched out his hand to stop this person, and ran into the palace suddenly, it is a serious crime, even to kill him on the spot to avoid accidents, now he let go so easily, because this person is Li Bai's 'friend'.

After the chaotic situation, the three sat in the palace.

Li Bai only ate some cakes after he woke up, and now he was hungry, so he asked while eating, "Why did you come to the palace?"

Ji Zeyuan didn't know how to be polite at all, so he ate to his heart's content. Although he had eaten all kinds of delicious food from a wealthy businessman, he hadn't eaten the imperial meal. He had to eat enough this time.

He also answered while eating: "It's not for Yuan Qiu."

"How do you know him?" Bei Chunzhi interrupted.

Ji Zeyuan didn't really want to talk to this big pig's hoof, but when he turned his head and thought about this man's guards guarding outside with weapons, the pressure was too great and he could only reluctantly say: "I met you outside the palace last time. .”

Li Bai raised his hand, "I'm also there. When Brother Ji saw Yuan Qiu, his eyes widened."

Bei Chunzhi raised his eyebrows, then glanced at Ji Zeyuan again.

Ji Zeyuan answered vaguely, which was a response.

Bei Chunzhi said: "Yuanqiu is in Nanli Garden, no one can enter without my permission."

Ji Zeyuan was unhappy, "Why did you lock him up!"

Bei Chunzhi snorted coldly, "I still need your permission to do something?"

Crushed by the aura, Ji Zeyuan shrank his head and dared not make a sound.

I can't beat it, I can't beat it, let's find a time to sneak in and rescue Yuan Qiu.

"You really blamed the big liar on this matter." Li Bai was holding a big meat bun in his hand. The meat bun was the first thing he ate after going down the mountain. Jo's story probably came out.

Ji Zeyuan burst into tears and snot, and couldn't stop crying, crying and howling: "My poor Yuan Qiu, why is it so miserable."

Li Bai couldn't even chew on the meat buns, his face was blank, he didn't seem to say anything, why did Brother Ji cry so much?

In fact, he really didn't say anything, he just talked about something with Mo Kaiji, but he didn't know exactly what it was.

Ji Zeyuan wiped away his tears, "Your Majesty, let me meet Yuan Qiu, and I will give you money!"

Bei Chunzhi glanced at him, he seemed like someone who would be short of money?

However, Li Bai's eyes glowed and he immediately responded, "Okay, okay, how much money do you want?"

After finishing speaking, he leaned over to the big liar's ear, and said in a super soft voice: "Brother Ji paid the money, we will split it with Yuan Qiu, and we can buy a lot and eat a lot."

Bei Chunzhi's eyes are much softer, he likes the word "we" in the words.

Ji Zeyuan extended a slap and said, "Five..."

"Success!" Li Bai slapped the table, "50 taels!"

"..." Ji Zeyuan withdrew his hand and swallowed the 'ten thousand taels' that had reached his mouth. He had better not tell Brother Fox that he actually planned to pay 5 taels.

After all, he is a rich man, and he is really not short of money. I wonder if I should add more to the 5 taels. Sure enough, Brother Hu is his good brother. Look at him and feel sorry for him to save money for him.

And Li Bai, who was 'distressed', was secretly delighted, wow wow wow, he made another 50 taels.

In this way, Ji Zeyuan bribed with silver and successfully walked into Nanli Garden.

Yuan Qiu's life in Nanli Garden is actually quite safe. Compared with before, he doesn't need to do things according to His Majesty's preferences. Here, what he does and says is only because of his own thoughts.

Then, as time passed, he spent more time with the children here, and they became less unfamiliar, and became more and more harmonious.

The days were peaceful, but he didn't have so much time to think about other things. Yuan Qiu really liked the life he had now.

Even if I think of that person occasionally, because Nanli Garden can't enter and exit at will, I can't get any news about that person even if I think about it again, and I gradually let go of it over time.

really good.

When Yuan Qiu knew that Li Bai was coming, he went back to the house to get his things, and when he returned to the courtyard, he saw two people sitting in the pavilion.

The three greeted each other, and Yuan Qiu handed the things they got to them, "The gadgets I made up by myself when I have nothing to do are a bit rough, don't dislike them."

It's not something expensive, it's really just some gadgets.

Some insects, birds, flowers and plants made of bamboo strips are really rough for adults, but they are perfect for amusing children.

Li Bai liked it very much, he was very surprised, and asked: "Can you make up a fox?"

Yuan Qiu smiled slightly: "Not yet, I will make it up for you after I learn it."

"Then, what about the golden pheasant? Can you make a golden pheasant?" Ji Zeyuan hurriedly said, with anticipation on his exquisite face, he really wanted it.

"Of course, the golden pheasant is simpler than the fox, and it should be able to be made up in a few days." Yuan Qiu responded, although he was not very familiar with Ji Zeyuan, but he was looked at expectantly by a pair of big eyes, and he couldn't refuse even if he wanted to.

What's more, it's just a straw weaving, so I can't bear to give it.

The three of them talked again. Ji Zeyuan wanted to ask Yuan Qiu if his life here was good. If not, he was willing to give everything to take him away. After leaving the palace, no matter where he lived, he would do his best to give Yuan Qiu a happy life. His best life.

But now, Ji Zeyuan couldn't speak.

Whether a person is good or bad is not learned from the mouth, but seen from the eyes of the person.

When I saw Yuan Qiu for the first time, even though there was an appropriate smile on his face, the despair deep in his eyes was obvious, but now...

Not the same.

At the very least, Yuan Qiu's smile at this time was only real.

Looking at it, Ji Zeyuan was really relieved, he can stay here as long as Yuan Qiu is happy, but, he looked around the surrounding environment, already thinking about what to buy.

Look at these miscellaneous flowers and weeds, they all have to be replaced with exotic flowers and weeds.

There is also this pavilion, the dark one is not good-looking at all, it needs to be replaced with a gold-plated one to match the Yuanqiu, and the koi in the pond must be replaced, all replaced with the priceless yellow brocade, and the one over there...

One thing after another, Ji Zeyuan has already overturned and refurbished all the places in his heart.

As for how much silver he would get for changing to the appearance he wanted, it didn't matter at all, anyway, he had plenty of silver.

After thinking about it, he rushed to do it, Ji Zeyuan didn't want to stay longer, he said to Yuan Qiu: "I still have some things to do today, so I will leave first, and I will come to see you in two days."

Yuan Qiu opened his mouth, and before he could open his mouth, he saw this person leaving in a hurry, he really wanted to ask, who gave him such confidence, the palace came as soon as it said...

Seeing Brother Ji leave, Li Bai said goodbye to Yuan Qiu and chased after him. His 50 taels of silver hadn't been paid yet!

As soon as he caught up, Li Bai heard Brother Ji muttering non-stop, and leaned his head to listen, but he didn't hear the general words, but only vaguely heard two or three words.

'Golden glazed pavilion, exotic flowers in the north, pure gold tea set. '

Li Bai couldn't help asking curiously: "Brother Chicken, what are you muttering about?"

Ji Zeyuan didn't hide it, and said directly: "Didn't I see that Yuan Qiu is living in some poverty, so I need to buy some things for him, and he needs to change everything he needs now, for the best!"

Li Bai's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, "How much money does that cost?"

Ji Zeyuan waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, I'm not short of money, so I can't wrong my brother anyway."

His widened eyes suddenly lit up, Li Bai pointed back at himself, "What about me, what about me, aren't we two good brothers?"

Ji Zeyuan was silent for a while, he turned his head and looked at the boy in silence for a long time.

His life was really hard, his body was missed, and even his money was missed.

Li Bai tugged at his sleeve, "You don't think I'm your friend, do you?"

Does Ji Zeyuan dare to say 'no'?Naturally, I dare not say it, being a good friend can't keep the body, and not being a good friend may be swallowed up later.

He had to say, "What do you want?"

"Money!" Li Bai replied without hesitation.

Ji Zeyuan sighed in his heart, he had to bleed heavily again, but he didn't feel so distressed when he thought it was for Brother Fox, so he said, "OK, how much do you want?"

Now Li Bai hesitated a little, he counted for a long time with his fingers, until the two monsters walked out of the palace, surrounded by pedestrians and shops, it looked extraordinarily lively.

Ji Zeyuan waited for a long time before Li Bai stretched out a few fingers, "Why don't you give me five taels of silver."

There is a mutton pot in the south that smells very good, but it is too expensive. Every time he passes by, he is reluctant to enter the store to eat it. It is rare that Brother Ji is so generous, so let him eat mutton pot with five taels of silver.

Ji Zeyuan stared at him for a long time without saying a word, brother fox, brother fox, what kind of intercourse did your parents have to give birth to a silly fox like you?

At this moment, a few children who were obviously beggars ran out from the side of the street, they rushed over, begging with broken bowls, "Mr. Ji Dashan, your kindness will be rewarded, please take pity on us, we haven't eaten for a long time. "

Ji Zeyuan took off his purse, and under Li Bai's watchful eye, he took out a ten tael silver ingot and put it into a bowl, "There is a nursery in the city, if you can't eat, go there."

When the beggars saw Yinzi, they were all overjoyed, knelt down and kowtowed a few times before leaving in a hurry.

This scene made Li Bai dumbfounded, he only wanted five taels of silver, but brother Ji offered ten taels of silver, isn't that too heroic? !

Ji Zeyuan hung his purse on his waist, "Let's go."

"Wait." Li Bai grabbed him, pointed at the beggar who ran away and said, "You have been cheated, don't look at their messy clothes, but they are obviously not thin and their fingers are clean, how can they be beggars. "

Li Bai was very anxious, anxious about the cheated ten taels of silver, but Ji Zeyuan said calmly, "I know."

"???" Li Bai was stunned, puzzled: "Do you know how to return the money?"

Ji Zeyuan said indifferently: "Anyway, I have a lot of money, and ten taels is nothing to me, since they need to give it to them."

"..." Li Bai didn't know what to say, this must be the gap between the poor and the rich.

Ji Zeyuan was full of smiles, and his smile was very ostentatious, "Besides, I want merit. The ten taels I just gave are considered merit, even if it is very little, but it is still there."

The accumulation of little will make more, and one day, he will accumulate enough merits to ascend to immortality.

When he thought of the fact that human demons would call out 'Golden Pheasant Immortal' when they saw him in the future, he was so excited that he wanted to cry.

Li Bai was at a loss at this moment, Brother Ji has been working hard for his goal, but what is his goal?

It seems that eating, drinking, drinking and playing all day long, there is no other serious business?

but……

Thinking about it carefully, eating, drinking, drinking and playing every day seems to be quite happy, why not take this as a lifetime goal?

"Amitabha, what a coincidence the two benefactors are."

Walking across the street was a person with a signboard on his back. He was the monk Yayoi who told fortune-tellers along the way.

Seeing the two, Yayoi's face was full of surprises: "I heard the magpie's cry today, so I knew I would meet the two nobles. It really is true, I really met them."

Ji Zeyuan's face changed drastically, "Don't tell your fortunes and tell us to catch thieves, I won't go crazy with you."

"The benefactor misunderstood, the monk is never crazy."

Ji Zeyuan had suffered countless losses from Yayoi, so he didn't believe what he said, so he naturally passed him and walked forward, his strides were very big, and he seemed a little bit desperate to escape from his back.

Still smiling, Yayoi nodded to Li Bai and followed behind Ji Zeyuan, similarly taking great steps to catch up.

Along the way, I still listened to Yayoi chattering there.

"The little monk just counted. The benefactor has some minor misfortunes today, but it doesn't matter if it's a small calamity. It's just a matter of breaking it with money. I wonder how much incense money the benefactor plans to donate today?"

"You wine and meat monk wants to cheat me of money again!"

"The benefactor is careful, donating the incense money is the accumulation of merit, which can help the benefactor to ascend as soon as possible."

"……really?"

"Monks don't lie."

"That's it, I'll donate 5000 taels!"

"Thank you for the generosity of the benefactor. The little monk will recite scriptures and pray for the benefactor every day, so that the benefactor will be reborn as soon as possible."

"That's fine, you still...wait a while! How is it an early birth?!"

"Benefactor, you misheard, it is an early ascension."

"Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"Benefactor, the little monk said that monks don't tell lies."

"……OK then."