The tyrant has a little monster

What should I do if I am suddenly invited to become a monk?

Others didn't know what to do, but Mr. Mo Xi was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, he gritted his teeth and said, "Then tell me, where does he have a relationship with Buddha?"

"Amitabha." Yayoi clasped his hands together, and said very seriously: "Of course the little monk can count."

"Oh?" Mo Xijun smiled, "What a coincidence, I see that you and Dali Temple are also destined, why don't you go to jail for a few days?"

Yayoi fell silent.

Mr. Mo Xi snorted, and when he asked Ze Er to leave the monk alone, the monk looked serious again: "Is the food in the prison okay? If it's good, maybe the little monk really has a destiny with Dali Temple."

"..." Mr. Mo Xi endured so much that he didn't roll his eyes. He knew this man, who made Li Bai all over the capital to catch prisoners. He had also heard of the reputation of this monk before. He liked to give people everywhere. Fortune-telling, but...seems pretty accurate.

Mr. Mo Xi is a little silent, so Ze Er really has a predestined relationship with Buddha?

Pooh!To hell, how can there be a relationship with Buddha.

However, Ze Er had a look of excitement on his face, "Is it true that food and shelter are included?"

"Amitabha, the monk naturally doesn't lie." Yayoi continued with a serious face, "The temple where the monk is located is very famous. Even if you go to another place, if you pass by a local temple, you will be invited to live in the temple."

When Ze Er heard it, his heart moved even more!This is where you don’t have to worry about food and place to live. It’s perfect for going out for a walk. “Do you want to shave?”

"Why do you ask this?!" Mr. Mo Xi was anxious.

Ze Er spread his hands: "This is a good way without spending money."

"You!" Mo Xijun was so angry that he didn't know what to do. Yayoi interjected, "It's okay to shave. I see that your head shape is pretty good. You may look even better after shaving."

Ze Er touched the back of his head, "Really?"

"Monks don't lie!"

Mo Xijun couldn't listen anymore, took out a silver coin and put it on the table, then dragged Ze Er away, fearing that if it was too late, Ze Er would really be shaved.

Seeing the two leaving, Yayoi didn't chase after them, but sat on the chair instead.

Mr. An came to clean up, and he was shocked when he saw the silver ingots on the table, "Why did you give me so much, two bowls of wontons cost less than ten cents."

Yayoi smiled when she heard the words, "How about the benefactor donate it as incense money?"

"This..." Mr. An hesitated a little, not because he was reluctant, but because he wanted to keep it and return it when he saw the two young masters next time.

"They don't look at a tael of silver, why don't they donate incense money and earn a fortune." Yayoi said.

Mr. An thought about it for a while and finally nodded. At worst, if he sees the two sons again in the future, he will pay back the money himself.

Yayoi stuffed the silver into his pocket unceremoniously, and said, "Since I have received the incense money from the almsgiver, why don't I give you a word from the monk."

"Master, please tell me."

"blessing."

Mr. An's face beamed with joy. Is this Fuze's profound meaning?Needless to say, the word alone is worth a tael of silver, and he quickly thanked the master with a smile.

Yayoi also smiled, and said: "If there is a destiny, next time the benefactor sees those two people just now, you can also give this word to them."

"'Fu'?"

Yayoi smiled without saying a word, got up, saluted and left.

Mr. An looked at the back of leaving, a little puzzled, but when he turned his head and thought about it, those two people who were either rich or noble were indeed blessed, and he, a commoner, could share a word with the two nobles. It's not his luck.

On the other hand, after Li Bai left, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, although he really likes catching thieves, he is a bit tired, but at least he can get some money.

But today was different, it was his and the big liar's birthday, how could it be used to catch thieves, naturally he had to rest well, and at night he could eat delicious food in the palace.

However, sometimes reality is not as good as imagined after all.

The birthday of the Son of Heaven was naturally very luxurious and lively. Li Bai sat in the group of officials, because he was a second-rank minister, he sat in the front seat, and his view was quite good. In the middle of the stage, there were singing and dancing, a beautiful woman with her long sleeves twisting her waist , not to mention how enchanting it is.

But enchanting is enchanting, anyway these people did not come to see him, Li Bai completely focused his attention on the small table in front of him at this moment, with a look of astonishment on his face.

Can the emperor's birthday be poor?Of course not bad, and extremely rich.

But the problem is that these are all cold food, and there is no appetite at all in his mouth, Li Bai feels very distressed, this is simply a waste of food.

With a sigh, he could only look away, so as not to look worse.

As a result, when he looked up, he saw beautiful girls singing and dancing, all staring at the big liar with eyebrows and eyes, Li Bai looked even worse.

Can't wait to shout loudly, is this the birthday he has been looking forward to for so long?This was completely different from what he had imagined. He was so far away from the big liar that he couldn't even speak a word.

With some grievances, Li Bai stared at the man on the throne.

Just at this time, the people on the throne were also looking at him, the two looked at each other, and Bei Chunzhi made a gesture to him.

For some reason, even without words, Li Bai understood what he wanted to say.

This is to let him wait a little longer, just wait.

Li Bai propped his chin with one hand, just stared at him in a daze, suddenly felt that the big liar was getting better and better, so he liked him more and more.

"Master Li."

At this time, a voice came from beside him, Li Bai turned his head to look, and what he saw was a stranger whom he had only met a few times and had not even spoken to.

The birthday banquet was sitting next to him, and the official positions of the two of them should be similar.

Li Bai didn't wait for someone to come to speak again, he said directly: "Which of us has the highest official?"

Yi Wenwen was stunned, then smiled and said: "It is natural that Master Li is older, and the second rank is not as good as Master Li."

Li Bai is satisfied, he just wants to be a high official.

Yi Wenwen picked up the wine glass and saluted in Li Bai's direction, "I was busy in the past, so I didn't talk to Mr. Li, so I'm not a subordinate. When Mr. Li is free, please eat well as a host. Meal."

"When you are free, you are free any day." Li Bai quickly agreed, how could he refuse the free food.

"Your Majesty Li is refreshing, let's do it tomorrow." Yi Wenwen followed up with the address, and Li Bai became even happier when he heard it. This is the largest restaurant in the capital, and just a simple table is a few taels bigger. As for money, it is so expensive just for a meal, it really is a corrupt official.

Li Bai tilted his head, it is said that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black, so this is a corrupt official attracting corrupt officials, so wouldn't he also become a corrupt official?

Li Bai, who was originally motivated to become a corrupt official and treacherous minister, was not happy at all. Since he was a corrupt official, why didn't he make any money?Even if he is not greedy for people's money, at least some people should come to bribe him, why not?

However, Li Bai didn't know that none of the officials was willing to give money to Li Bai.

Why?

Because all the officials knew that this newly-promoted second-rank adult, who was most favored by the Holy One, took money from others and refused to do things.

Therefore, no one is willing to send money in the past for nothing.

Of course, Li Bai didn't know, but even if he knew, he wouldn't return the money to Li Hong, let alone help Li Hong torment Li Xuebo, he would just roll up his sleeves and beat Li Hong up , Who made him loose his mouth and ruined his reputation.

At this time, Yi Wenwen said again: "I don't know how old you are? You look very young."

Li Bai shook his head, "I don't know."

Yi Wenwen was taken aback, then smiled and said, "My lord can really make jokes."

Li Bai blinked in confusion, he wasn't joking at all, he didn't know how old he was, and he told the big liar that he was 25 years old, but he just wanted the big liar to call him brother.

and many more!

Li Bai suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of the dragon chair, he hasn't heard the big liar call his brother yet, he must be called out later!

"Lord Li and His Majesty have a good relationship? Did you know each other before?" Yi Wenwen asked two more questions.

Li Bai turned his head around again, he raised his eyebrows and looked at the old man beside him, silent.

Yi Wenwen was a little uncomfortable being stared at, he smiled stiffly: "Lord Li, did you say something wrong?"

Li Bai shook his head.

"Then why are you looking at me like this?"

Li Bai narrowed his eyes slightly, "Are you trying to trick me?"

"..." Yi Wenwen smiled embarrassingly. He was really clichéd, but he shouldn't have heard it and pretended he didn't understand it. He said what he wanted to say, and if he didn't want to say it, he just went round and round?How come Li Bai said it so directly?

Yi Wenwen picked up the wine glass, and he used the posture of drinking to hide his embarrassment.

Coincidentally, at this moment, the dancing girl stopped moving and left after saluting together. Bei Chunzhi got up from the dragon chair and walked towards Li Bai. When he came up to the two of them, he said, "What are you two lovers talking about?" ?”

"Return to Your Majesty, I just want to make friends with Master Li." Yi Wenwen spoke first, afraid that Li Bai would say something that would shock him.

Bei Chunzhi nodded slightly, he didn't believe it was like this, then he turned his eyes to the young man's table, saw that the food on it had only moved a few mouthfuls, and knew that it didn't meet the young man's taste, so he said to the man behind him : "Eunuch Li, let someone bring it up."

"Here!"

Eunuch Li replied, he greeted the little eunuch beside him, and within a short time he changed all the dishes on Master Li's table.

It was still the same dishes as before, but they were all steaming hot and fragrant, so greedy that Li Bai picked up his chopsticks and started eating immediately.

Looking at this scene, Yi Wenwen really felt His Majesty's favor for Lord Li. Of course, he didn't see any difference in this favor. He just thought that Lord Li could become the second rank at such a young age, and his future is boundless.

Immediately said: "I don't know if Master Li is married?"

Li Bai, who was eating delicious food, shook his head absently, and Bei Chunzhi, who was looking at Li Bai, suddenly turned his gaze to Yi Wenwen, with a slightly creepy smile on his face.

However, Yi Wenwen didn't see it at all, and continued: "That's just right, the official has a granddaughter who is both good-looking and talented, and she is one of the talented women in the capital. Why don't we get married?"