Let's go, I'm dying to be a fan [Unlimited Stream]
Chapter 59 Children's Chapter
If Tong Qing were given another chance to start over, he would definitely not have said those two words six days ago: "I'm hungry."
The main reason is that he didn't expect Li Chengze to "spoil" him so much that he didn't stop him.Otherwise, he would definitely rather starve to death than vomit to death like now.
In the past six days, he has experienced an endless cycle of eating, throwing up, feeling very hungry after vomiting, continuing to eat, and continuing to throw up after eating.
Tong Qing couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: unscientific!How can I vomit if I'm not pregnant yet!The current stage is at best an action movie stage of trying to conceive. If you can vomit at this stage, human beings will be extinct long ago!
However, the program rules do not make sense.If you eat it, you have to throw up.
And once you vomit, you must be hungry, which has been a point of no return from the beginning.
Fortunately, this road of no return is not a road of no return but a road of no return to life—at least Tong Qing can see that the consequence of not being able to control his mouth is just to increase the difficulty of the game.It's just that the difficulty is too disgusting.
He inevitably thought again of his fellow women who could not eat this and that during pregnancy.Difficult, really difficult, women are so great!
To Tong Qing's surprise, within a few days, Li Chengze almost handed in a perfect answer sheet for escorting her husband—although Tong Qing secretly thought that it was because no one in this world needed a job, and both of them were idle. to die for.But after thinking about it, Li Chengze is really not idle.
In this answer sheet, the standard answer is as follows:
The first question, spit.
When Tong Qing vomited badly, Li Chengze stayed by him almost every step of the way. Due to the remoteness and backwardness of the people here, there was nowhere to dispose of the vomit—if it was poured into the creek, it would be a dirty year. Li Chengze was in the house. Finally, I dug a hole, poured the dirty things into it like a cat, and buried it with soil. The amount of work was huge.
In terms of vomiting, the more difficult point is that Tong Qing can't spit on her clothes - because of "pregnancy", Tong Qing's clothes can neither be taken off nor washed, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted.When the first mouthful vomited until the sky was dark, Tong Qing had only one thought in his mind: quit, wash the clothes, do it again, kill him and stop eating.
Unexpectedly, when he recovered from the gloom, he found that his own clothes were clean, and it was Li Chengze's cloak that suffered - Li Chengze seemed to have realized the function of this water-impermeable cloak, and finally improved the appearance of a product. It became a practical product, the shoulders were removed, the whole bag was made, and the whole bag of vomit was carried out without changing expression.
Tong Qing: "..." In his weakness, he felt that the figure walking against the light was really grand and reliable.
In the subsequent spit a few times, Li Chengze also appeared accurately, and cleaned up accurately, 100% in place.
The second question is to eat.
Ordinary pregnant women want to eat sour food, but Tong Qing wants to eat anything, because she is really hungry.
Fortunately, the "subjects" offered so many things that they couldn't finish eating, but if they ate too much, they couldn't finish vomiting.Therefore, Li Chengze cleverly used various methods to divert Tong Qing's attention during the period, and then when he couldn't take it anymore, he would considerately send a little sour fruit, comparing Tong Qing's desire to eat and his feeling after eating. The degree of hell is balanced within an acceptable range, perfect!
The third question, sleep.
Tong Qing can't sleep with her stomach pressed down, let alone roll over infinitely.Li Chengze stayed on the outside while sleeping, and even helped Tong Qing correct his posture in a dim moment. After these few days, the handsome man had tired looks on his brows, and dark circles appeared under his eyes.
Li Chengze, the king, can be said to do his best, worse than a nanny.
In the end, with the first three questions as the bottom line, Tong Qing, who was extremely guilty of the big trouble, didn't even realize that he himself became the final question——
The fourth question is psychological support.
Because of extreme guilt and embarrassment, Tong Qing suppressed her face so much that she didn't vomit, and would rather stay up in the middle of the night than freeze up.After these points were discovered by Li Chengze, the following conversation took place.
Li Chengze: "Tell me if you feel uncomfortable, do you know?"
Tong Qing: "Yeah."
Li Chengze: "..."
Tong Qing: "Huh? What's the matter?"
"..." Li Chengze: "I mean, the two of us are clearing the game, do you understand?"
Tong Qing: "Yeah."
Li Chengze: "So, the one lying on the bed is either you or me. It means that you have taken on a lot of things for me. I should take care of you. Are you really listening?"
This time he really listened, and Tong Qing burst into tears.It would be great if men all over the world understood this truth. Unfortunately, in the outside world, it is a woman's "mission" to have children.Li Chengze successfully used mysterious logic to relieve part of Tong Qing's guilt.
Seeing that Tong Qing was in a sluggish state again, Li Chengze naturally thought that he hadn't listened to him again, so he was going to hug him immediately.
Tong Qing was startled, and immediately said: "Don't, I'll say what I say, I'll just lie down."
Li Chengze gave him a condescending look, and realized that what Tong Qing said this time was true and not perfunctory, so he sat down again.
Tong Qing: "..." He sighed again in his heart, marrying this person should be quite happy.
It's just after ten o'clock at night, and after twelve o'clock, it will be seven days, and the two of them are not in a hurry to sleep because of this - they want to see if they are pregnant.
Tong Qing, who was well taken care of by the best husband in history, Li Chengze, lay on the bed and continued to think about serious life issues: Speaking of marrying him...how old is this person?Are you married and have kids?Is it not good for us to do this now?Well, it shouldn't be too bad, after all, we are the same sex.
He was really lying down and fell ill, his mood was unstable, and he might become a vegetable if he didn't use his mind.
Tong Qing's face grew a few circles because of being fat, and there was a battle between heaven and man in his mind, and many expressions were obvious, Li Chengze glanced at it: "What are you thinking?"
"Lying down and bored," Tong Qing said, "What should we talk about?"
Li Chengze smiled, as if he didn't believe that Tong Qing could talk about anything with his current brain, after all, Tong Qing looked as if he had spent all his energy and energy on protecting the baby.
Tong Qing, who was discriminated against, was annoyed: "When you went out yesterday, I looked at the red list and blue list again."
Li Chengze: "Well. What did you find?"
Tong Qing said: "It's changed again." Except that the top of the list didn't move, the names below changed rapidly, and even in the few minutes Tong Qing watched, the names fluctuated very quickly.
Li Chengze frowned.
"It can be deduced from this that the time of outside programs must be shortened, and the competition is very fierce. But there is another strange point," Tong Qing paused: "According to the original game rules, if this continues, the number of fans should drop sharply. But there's no sign of that."
According to the law of "the players die, the fans die together", the players on the list that change and disappear in a blink of an eye should take away a larger number of fans. A premonition emerged in the hearts of both of them at the same time.
Li Chengze: "Are new people being drawn into this world?" Doesn't that mean that more and more people are disappearing?
Tong Qing shook her head with some difficulty: "I don't know, I always feel a little uneasy, and..."
Li Chengze: "?"
Moreover, programs with short duration and fierce competition are likely to be "games" in the true sense, and they will be eliminated if they are not careful. Unlike before, there is room for change.
"There is another possibility," Tong Qing said euphemistically, "It is that the fans have developed extremely fast hand speed in this high-intensity death game, and they can shift their attention to players in time. You think, if it is you, you should Is it easy to spot the danger?"
Tong Qing hadn't finished speaking when someone pinched his chin and turned around—Tong Qing was so frantic in his heart that he really couldn't figure out how Li Chengze could accurately distinguish all the relevant nodes from his ball-like body , a pinch is sure to be the jawbone.
Li Chengze still looked condescendingly: "If you really want to persuade me to take off my fan, you don't have to be so euphemistic."
Tong Qing: "..." He faintly felt that Li Chengze was a little unhappy, so he didn't dare to speak.
Li Chengze: "You can just say that you don't want to play anymore."
"No, no, no," Tong Qing felt dizzy for a while, and felt that he still had to explain: "I'm just worried..."
"Worrying that you didn't do well, I will die together, right? Anyway, in your eyes, I am mentally retarded," Li Chengze's voice teased: "I follow you without thinking about anything. You think you can get here because of Luck, being able to solve a mystery that others have been unable to solve for several years is also a mistake, all in all, your luck is about to run out, and then your performance will plummet and you will be eliminated."
A series of logical relationships crashed down, causing Tong Qing to be confused: "Wait, I'm not..."
"Then, poor and innocent me," Li Chengze said with emphasis, "Because of ignorance, I became one of your fans. It is your inescapable responsibility to be eliminated together with you, and you will become a sinner through the ages. But if I became someone else's fan, and being eliminated with others has nothing to do with you, it's my bad luck, right?"
Tong Qing: "I didn't..." Although Tong Qing was anxious, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard "poor and innocent". Why does he feel that Li Chengze's sense of humor has increased a lot these days?This was Li Chengze's most eloquent time ever, which surprised him a little - and then he was interrupted again.
"You don't have what you said you didn't have." Li Chengze made a final decision, and coldly stuffed Tong Qing with a fruit.
Then Tong Qing really felt that she was panicking from hunger, and this point was really pinched.
Tong Qing didn't speak because of the short mouth of the cannibal, but after he finished eating, he thought about it, and he didn't have any bad intentions, did he?He was wronged for a while, he was really afraid that he would delay Li Chengze, what's more, even if he was eliminated, he didn't want Li Chengze to be eliminated along with him!Is there a problem with this idea!
Tong Qing's thoughts raced away, thinking that if Li Chengze was among Xiao Ning's fans, judging from the current situation, he might win in the end--Xiao Ning has always dominated the red list, but there is something strange...
"Are you still thinking about it?" Li Chengze's voice made Tong Qing startled again, only to hear Li Chengze say: "Since you are so scared, why don't we beat the child and stay here forever."
Tong Qing wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, with a distorted expression, probably "the child was beaten" was the most ruthless thing Li Chengze could say at the moment, and just wanted to say that it was not a beating, and she was not pregnant yet.Suddenly, Tong Qing's expression froze completely.
Li Chengze sensed something was wrong, so he stopped joking: "What?"
Tong Qing turned her stiff neck and looked at Li Chengze, wanting to cry, "It's too late."
It moved.
The main reason is that he didn't expect Li Chengze to "spoil" him so much that he didn't stop him.Otherwise, he would definitely rather starve to death than vomit to death like now.
In the past six days, he has experienced an endless cycle of eating, throwing up, feeling very hungry after vomiting, continuing to eat, and continuing to throw up after eating.
Tong Qing couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: unscientific!How can I vomit if I'm not pregnant yet!The current stage is at best an action movie stage of trying to conceive. If you can vomit at this stage, human beings will be extinct long ago!
However, the program rules do not make sense.If you eat it, you have to throw up.
And once you vomit, you must be hungry, which has been a point of no return from the beginning.
Fortunately, this road of no return is not a road of no return but a road of no return to life—at least Tong Qing can see that the consequence of not being able to control his mouth is just to increase the difficulty of the game.It's just that the difficulty is too disgusting.
He inevitably thought again of his fellow women who could not eat this and that during pregnancy.Difficult, really difficult, women are so great!
To Tong Qing's surprise, within a few days, Li Chengze almost handed in a perfect answer sheet for escorting her husband—although Tong Qing secretly thought that it was because no one in this world needed a job, and both of them were idle. to die for.But after thinking about it, Li Chengze is really not idle.
In this answer sheet, the standard answer is as follows:
The first question, spit.
When Tong Qing vomited badly, Li Chengze stayed by him almost every step of the way. Due to the remoteness and backwardness of the people here, there was nowhere to dispose of the vomit—if it was poured into the creek, it would be a dirty year. Li Chengze was in the house. Finally, I dug a hole, poured the dirty things into it like a cat, and buried it with soil. The amount of work was huge.
In terms of vomiting, the more difficult point is that Tong Qing can't spit on her clothes - because of "pregnancy", Tong Qing's clothes can neither be taken off nor washed, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted.When the first mouthful vomited until the sky was dark, Tong Qing had only one thought in his mind: quit, wash the clothes, do it again, kill him and stop eating.
Unexpectedly, when he recovered from the gloom, he found that his own clothes were clean, and it was Li Chengze's cloak that suffered - Li Chengze seemed to have realized the function of this water-impermeable cloak, and finally improved the appearance of a product. It became a practical product, the shoulders were removed, the whole bag was made, and the whole bag of vomit was carried out without changing expression.
Tong Qing: "..." In his weakness, he felt that the figure walking against the light was really grand and reliable.
In the subsequent spit a few times, Li Chengze also appeared accurately, and cleaned up accurately, 100% in place.
The second question is to eat.
Ordinary pregnant women want to eat sour food, but Tong Qing wants to eat anything, because she is really hungry.
Fortunately, the "subjects" offered so many things that they couldn't finish eating, but if they ate too much, they couldn't finish vomiting.Therefore, Li Chengze cleverly used various methods to divert Tong Qing's attention during the period, and then when he couldn't take it anymore, he would considerately send a little sour fruit, comparing Tong Qing's desire to eat and his feeling after eating. The degree of hell is balanced within an acceptable range, perfect!
The third question, sleep.
Tong Qing can't sleep with her stomach pressed down, let alone roll over infinitely.Li Chengze stayed on the outside while sleeping, and even helped Tong Qing correct his posture in a dim moment. After these few days, the handsome man had tired looks on his brows, and dark circles appeared under his eyes.
Li Chengze, the king, can be said to do his best, worse than a nanny.
In the end, with the first three questions as the bottom line, Tong Qing, who was extremely guilty of the big trouble, didn't even realize that he himself became the final question——
The fourth question is psychological support.
Because of extreme guilt and embarrassment, Tong Qing suppressed her face so much that she didn't vomit, and would rather stay up in the middle of the night than freeze up.After these points were discovered by Li Chengze, the following conversation took place.
Li Chengze: "Tell me if you feel uncomfortable, do you know?"
Tong Qing: "Yeah."
Li Chengze: "..."
Tong Qing: "Huh? What's the matter?"
"..." Li Chengze: "I mean, the two of us are clearing the game, do you understand?"
Tong Qing: "Yeah."
Li Chengze: "So, the one lying on the bed is either you or me. It means that you have taken on a lot of things for me. I should take care of you. Are you really listening?"
This time he really listened, and Tong Qing burst into tears.It would be great if men all over the world understood this truth. Unfortunately, in the outside world, it is a woman's "mission" to have children.Li Chengze successfully used mysterious logic to relieve part of Tong Qing's guilt.
Seeing that Tong Qing was in a sluggish state again, Li Chengze naturally thought that he hadn't listened to him again, so he was going to hug him immediately.
Tong Qing was startled, and immediately said: "Don't, I'll say what I say, I'll just lie down."
Li Chengze gave him a condescending look, and realized that what Tong Qing said this time was true and not perfunctory, so he sat down again.
Tong Qing: "..." He sighed again in his heart, marrying this person should be quite happy.
It's just after ten o'clock at night, and after twelve o'clock, it will be seven days, and the two of them are not in a hurry to sleep because of this - they want to see if they are pregnant.
Tong Qing, who was well taken care of by the best husband in history, Li Chengze, lay on the bed and continued to think about serious life issues: Speaking of marrying him...how old is this person?Are you married and have kids?Is it not good for us to do this now?Well, it shouldn't be too bad, after all, we are the same sex.
He was really lying down and fell ill, his mood was unstable, and he might become a vegetable if he didn't use his mind.
Tong Qing's face grew a few circles because of being fat, and there was a battle between heaven and man in his mind, and many expressions were obvious, Li Chengze glanced at it: "What are you thinking?"
"Lying down and bored," Tong Qing said, "What should we talk about?"
Li Chengze smiled, as if he didn't believe that Tong Qing could talk about anything with his current brain, after all, Tong Qing looked as if he had spent all his energy and energy on protecting the baby.
Tong Qing, who was discriminated against, was annoyed: "When you went out yesterday, I looked at the red list and blue list again."
Li Chengze: "Well. What did you find?"
Tong Qing said: "It's changed again." Except that the top of the list didn't move, the names below changed rapidly, and even in the few minutes Tong Qing watched, the names fluctuated very quickly.
Li Chengze frowned.
"It can be deduced from this that the time of outside programs must be shortened, and the competition is very fierce. But there is another strange point," Tong Qing paused: "According to the original game rules, if this continues, the number of fans should drop sharply. But there's no sign of that."
According to the law of "the players die, the fans die together", the players on the list that change and disappear in a blink of an eye should take away a larger number of fans. A premonition emerged in the hearts of both of them at the same time.
Li Chengze: "Are new people being drawn into this world?" Doesn't that mean that more and more people are disappearing?
Tong Qing shook her head with some difficulty: "I don't know, I always feel a little uneasy, and..."
Li Chengze: "?"
Moreover, programs with short duration and fierce competition are likely to be "games" in the true sense, and they will be eliminated if they are not careful. Unlike before, there is room for change.
"There is another possibility," Tong Qing said euphemistically, "It is that the fans have developed extremely fast hand speed in this high-intensity death game, and they can shift their attention to players in time. You think, if it is you, you should Is it easy to spot the danger?"
Tong Qing hadn't finished speaking when someone pinched his chin and turned around—Tong Qing was so frantic in his heart that he really couldn't figure out how Li Chengze could accurately distinguish all the relevant nodes from his ball-like body , a pinch is sure to be the jawbone.
Li Chengze still looked condescendingly: "If you really want to persuade me to take off my fan, you don't have to be so euphemistic."
Tong Qing: "..." He faintly felt that Li Chengze was a little unhappy, so he didn't dare to speak.
Li Chengze: "You can just say that you don't want to play anymore."
"No, no, no," Tong Qing felt dizzy for a while, and felt that he still had to explain: "I'm just worried..."
"Worrying that you didn't do well, I will die together, right? Anyway, in your eyes, I am mentally retarded," Li Chengze's voice teased: "I follow you without thinking about anything. You think you can get here because of Luck, being able to solve a mystery that others have been unable to solve for several years is also a mistake, all in all, your luck is about to run out, and then your performance will plummet and you will be eliminated."
A series of logical relationships crashed down, causing Tong Qing to be confused: "Wait, I'm not..."
"Then, poor and innocent me," Li Chengze said with emphasis, "Because of ignorance, I became one of your fans. It is your inescapable responsibility to be eliminated together with you, and you will become a sinner through the ages. But if I became someone else's fan, and being eliminated with others has nothing to do with you, it's my bad luck, right?"
Tong Qing: "I didn't..." Although Tong Qing was anxious, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard "poor and innocent". Why does he feel that Li Chengze's sense of humor has increased a lot these days?This was Li Chengze's most eloquent time ever, which surprised him a little - and then he was interrupted again.
"You don't have what you said you didn't have." Li Chengze made a final decision, and coldly stuffed Tong Qing with a fruit.
Then Tong Qing really felt that she was panicking from hunger, and this point was really pinched.
Tong Qing didn't speak because of the short mouth of the cannibal, but after he finished eating, he thought about it, and he didn't have any bad intentions, did he?He was wronged for a while, he was really afraid that he would delay Li Chengze, what's more, even if he was eliminated, he didn't want Li Chengze to be eliminated along with him!Is there a problem with this idea!
Tong Qing's thoughts raced away, thinking that if Li Chengze was among Xiao Ning's fans, judging from the current situation, he might win in the end--Xiao Ning has always dominated the red list, but there is something strange...
"Are you still thinking about it?" Li Chengze's voice made Tong Qing startled again, only to hear Li Chengze say: "Since you are so scared, why don't we beat the child and stay here forever."
Tong Qing wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, with a distorted expression, probably "the child was beaten" was the most ruthless thing Li Chengze could say at the moment, and just wanted to say that it was not a beating, and she was not pregnant yet.Suddenly, Tong Qing's expression froze completely.
Li Chengze sensed something was wrong, so he stopped joking: "What?"
Tong Qing turned her stiff neck and looked at Li Chengze, wanting to cry, "It's too late."
It moved.
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