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Yamato Shou'an: Dear friends, audience, hello everyone~

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Welcome to Honmaru New Year's Special Program No. 7901~

Yamato Shouting: I am the host Yamato Shouting

Izumi Shou Kanesada: I am the host Izumi Shou Kanesada, the most powerful, most gorgeous, most——

Yamato Mamoru Anding: It was supposed to be hosted by me and my old partner California Qingguang, but this guy left me and went to the present world to spend the New Year holiday with the host and her family, so I can only talk to Mr. Hosted together, alas...

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Why are you sighing, I said!And I didn't finish what I just said, I am the most handsome——

Yamato Morita: Although it is a special program for the New Year, the New Year has already passed. Mr. Kane, I heard that the social animals in this world have already started working.

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: Yes, today is January [-]th. The master said that the new year's Honmaru will be closed for a week, and the holiday will end tomorrow. It's so short!

Yamato Shouan Ding: Children really hope that the holidays will be longer~

Izumi Mori Kanesada: What did you say?

Yamato Mamoru Anding: No, I mean, does the author of this article really remember that he has a hole to fill?

Izumi Shou Anding: I really want to complain too!The master said that the author wrote her Uncle Gongya's love history next door very high, but didn't the master say that her Uncle Gongya had a cold personality?A frigid love story?What is frigidity?

Yamato Morita: This question...cannot be discussed in public, you should ask Mr. Kosen, he should know, although I think he will beat you up before telling you

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Why? ? ?

Yamato Shouping: There is no reason.Ahhh, this author seems to have not been to his own Honmaru for a long time, how many news he missed!Qing Guang waited eagerly for her cultivation, what the hell was she doing!

Izumi Shou Kanesada: Aren't you writing a love history of frigidity?So what is frigidity?

Yamato Mamoru Anding: I said, Mr. Kane, do you still remember the wish box that the master put in during the New Year?

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Are you changing the subject?Of course I remember, the master said to put the wish in it, and she will read it when she comes back. Although I can't guarantee that all of them will come true, I will try my best.Ah, the master is so kind!When does the owner change boyfriends?I think I can!

Yamato Shou'an: Thinking about Qingguang who has gone through all kinds of difficulties and dangers to get the approval of the master's elders, can you still say such a thing?

Izumi Mori Kanesada: ...I heard that the next door Honmaru was at the Kohaku Uta!Then my new year's resolution should also be changed to debut as an idol!After all, I'm so handsome, so gorgeous, so—

Yamato Shou'an: Aren't you also changing the subject?Alright, now we're back to the topic of New Year's resolutions.Under the master's instruction, Mr. Yiqi, Mr. Hasebe, Mr. Kasen and Mr. Candlestick Kiri sorted out everyone's wishes, and then found that some people wrote them anonymously.

Izumi Mori Kanesada: That’s right, so after obtaining the consent of the master, we are going to read out these wishes

Yamato Shou'an: There is no other meaning, just everyone laughing together, it is anonymous anyway~

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: So how can you achieve anonymity? Hey!Remember to write your name next time!

Yamato Mamoru Anding: First of all, the first wish is that all the door frames of Honmaru should be raised, and the floor should be replaced with a stronger one.

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: This seems to be the result of the knives that are higher than the door frame in our Honmaru, right?Rock melting?Or Taro Jiro?

Yamato Mamoru Anding: Speaking of which, Odachi has also begun to polarize. I think it should be Taro, and the tone is more like his.

(Taro Taidao: Hmm... forgot to write the name)

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: So, after the Odachi is polarized, he grows taller?That hotaru——

Yamato Shou'an: Shut up, he didn't

(Hodarimaru: Master likes cute knives!)

Yamato Shou'an: Okay, the owner of the sword man who made a wish said he already understood, and he will apply to the Shizhi government for permission to build the Honmaru when he comes back in the New Year

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Do not apply for funds?

Yamato Shouping: The famous saying of the master: I am rich!

Izumi Mori Kanesada: All right.Then let's look at the next wish: I hope that Honmaru has a cat... Who else has this kind of wish besides you, Okurigara!Do you need to be anonymous? !

Yamato Shou'an: In the new year, Okuri is still a cat pie~

Izumi Mori Kanesada: But don’t we have a cat in Honmaru?There is such a big one in Wuhutui!

(Five tigers retreat: Little tiger is a tiger woo woo qaq)

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Sorry sorry!I hope there is a cat in Honmaru, this... the owner is right!She said that when she came back from the present world, she would bring a cat back. Please ask Okurigara, who made this wish, to find Foxonosuke quickly and tell him what kind of cat he wants, and Foxonosuke will tell the owner. of.

(Dakurigara: ...Understand)

Yamato Morita: Obviously just conveying the master's answer, but there is a feeling that I have helped everyone fulfill their wishes. Then let's look at the next article. Because I can't forget the haunted house I went to in the summer, I hope that Honmaru will also build one... ... Tsurumaru, let me tell you that you will be beaten for doing this.Let’s pretend it didn’t happen just now, let’s see the next one!

(Tsuramaru Kuninaga: Why! Why!! Didn’t it mean fulfilling the wish! Isn’t the wish of the thousand-year-old sword not a wish?)

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: But Ichiki’s wish this year is that you stop scaring his younger brothers, so this is absolutely impossible for you to realize!

Yamato Shou'an: What you can't forget is actually scaring people, right?It doesn’t matter whether there is a haunted house or not. Anyway, you have trick props. The owner said that if you really like it, he can take you there again in the future, but it is impossible to build one in Honmaru~

Izumi Mori Kanesada: The master also said that I will give you a chance to make another wish~ cherish this opportunity~ well, let’s look at the next wish~ I’ll read: I hope to be with my favorite girlfriend in the new year Love each other and be together forever, California Qingguang, come out to me!

Yamato Shou'an: ...Who is California Kiyomitsu?Is there such a person in our Honmaru?Doesn't exist?Ahhh Qingguang you bastard!

(Horikawa Kunihiro: Kiyomitsu is not in Honmaru now)

(Ranto Shiro: But at first glance, it looks like Mr. Kiyomitsu, who else has a girlfriend besides Honmaru?)

(Taigu Zhong Zhenzong: This is probably the so-called fancy show of affection~)

Izumi Shou Kanesada: Made a sound of jealousy!

Yamato Mamoru Anding: Ah, ah, it appeared. I just finished talking about Qingguang's fancy show of affection, and a wish appeared here: I hope the master and Qingguang get married soon!Brackets: not from the desire for a man·wife

(First issue, one strike: Baoding!)

(Bao Ding Teng Shiro: ?? How did you know it was me, Brother Yiqi?)

(Goto Toshiro: It's too obvious, hey...)

Yamato Shou'an: Regarding this, the master said that he would not consider it until he was 20 years old, so wait a few more years

(Bao Ding Toshiro: qaq)

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Then let's read the next one, let me take a look, oh!Knee Maru, I think the master may not be able to fulfill your wish of "I hope my brother will remember my name"

(Keomaru: Is it so obvious...)

(Higakiri: It’s pretty obvious, Beep Pill)

(Knee Maru: What is Beep Pill? Brother, your name is too random!)

Yamato Morita: In the new year, Higakiri did not remember his brother's name smoothly.Ah, this next wish is somewhat similar to that of Kagemaru!

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Does our Honmaru have other younger brothers whose names are not remembered by the older brother?

Yamato Shou'an: No, no, this wish is: Mikazuki, come and learn!It's Da Baoping

(Da Baoping: How am I the same as Knee Wan!)

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Ah, it’s really the same as Kagemaru. In the new year, Dabaoping didn’t have time to compete with him in Mikazuki.

(Da Baoping: Come and learn from each other in three months!!!)

(Sankayue Zongjin: Hahaha—Who is Sankayue?)

Yamato Shou'an: For this wish, the owner has only one thing to say: Come on, Mr. Dabaoping!

Izumi Mori Kanesada: It's kind of disgusting for you to say it in the master's tone...

Yamato Shou'an: Mr. Kane, do you want me to read your New Year's resolution?Maybe Mr. Song Xian would like to know more?

Izumi Mori Kanesada: No, no, no!Don't read, don't read, I was wrong, skip me, let's read the next one!The last one the last one!

Yamato Mamoru Anding: Yes—let me see, this wish is: I hope to lose a little hair in the new year, and I will be bald soon.Ah, it seems that the problem of hair loss is also very serious among men with swords. I heard that the longer the hair, the easier it is to fall. The Lion King told me before that everyone lost too much hair, and the bathroom drain in Honmaru was blocked... ... What are you doing, sir?

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Me, me, I'm losing my hair——Master, help me!I don't want to be bald!

(Xiaohuwan: Me too...)

(Shuzhuwan: Is too long hair prone to hair loss?)

(Jiro Tachi: No! She has beautiful long hair!)

(Smiling Qingjiang: It seems good to take this opportunity to cut short hair, hehehe~)

(Hachisuka Toru: I refuse!)

Yamato Shou'an: Compared to yours, my hair is not too long.Spring is coming soon, and spring is the season for hair removal of small animals, so men with small animals should pay attention

(Five Tigers Retreat: Little Tiger, don’t be bald!)

(Minghu: Got it.)

(Fox Nosuke: I'm so worried about myself qaq)

(Urashima Toru: Will Kamekichi go bald? Hahahaha!)

(Kimaka Sadamune: Kamekichi, is he bald in the first place?)

Izumi Mori Kanesada: It seems that the owner is going to order an anti-hair loss shampoo. How can I be bald with such a handsome knife!

(Horikawa Kunihiro: Kane-san is the most handsome sword even if he is bald!)

Yamato Shou'an: Ahem, the above is our Honmaru New Year's special program.Oh, by the way, the master said, those men with swords and swords who wrote "I hope the master is happy every day in the new year", "The master wants to be happy every day" and "I hope the master is happy", can go to the master to receive a New Year gift-a kiss.They must be short knives, right?Otherwise, Qingguang will explode

(Yambaba Kiri Kunihiro: ... transfer a quota)

(Press cut Hasebe: Yamabashi cut you - please transfer it to me, thank you)

(Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada: Hasebe, calm down)

(Bagata: Yes, calm down, Yamabagiri, leave it to me)

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: I didn't expect Yamabukiri to silently and anonymously bless the master...

Yamato Moranbu: Yamabukiri is also a very gentle person~ well, anyway, in the past year, Touken Ranbu was still active, and more partners joined

Izumi Mamoru Kanesada: In the new year, the swordsmen will continue to accompany all the god judges. Maybe you have a new game, but as long as you return to Honmaru, we are still here waiting for you~

Yamato Shouan Ding: Please continue to work with us to protect history~

Izumi Mori Kanesada: Then, goodbye~