The Legend of Runyu from Xiangmi Colleagues——Yinglong Jie

The immortals in the heavens are a group of bored people.

For quite a long period of time, they had nothing to do, practiced every day, and occasionally worked on errands, even if they were errands, they just finished their work in a short time.

Immortals cannot go down to earth to interfere with mortals at will, and they have little chance to apply their skills.

After all, after tens of thousands of years, those ancient monsters and beasts have been almost killed, and the demon world in the mortal world has been severely damaged under the rectification of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, and the rest are some unprofessional minions. Mortal cultivators are enough to deal with it, and the gods are really embarrassed to grab their jobs.

Therefore, they are really quite lonely and quite boring.

Lonely and boring people inevitably love to gossip about all kinds of right and wrong, inquire and exchange all kinds of anecdotes.The poor gods have been ministers of the same court for at least hundreds of years, they don't see each other when they look up, they are so familiar with each other that they can count the number of eyebrows, and the mess in their respective mansions has been shaken off long ago, so if you want to Flipping some waves and having some fun is just as hard as it gets.

Fortunately, they have the Heavenly Emperor, an extremely capable master who has been rare for tens of thousands of years.

The so-called provoking troubles does not mean that the Heavenly Emperor likes to cause troubles.

Although the emperor of heaven is cold and indifferent, he is the first-class person in the world who is easy to serve.He doesn't like extravagance, doesn't like flattery, doesn't covet enjoyment and doesn't seek fame.The Heavenly Emperor himself has countless advantages, but his luck is really not very good, especially in terms of wife luck, he is the first-class unlucky child in the world.

Since hundreds of years ago, oh, no, thousands of years ago when he first entered the Heavenly Palace and was a dragon with no scales, his wife luck was not going well, and he guarded the gate for more than 4000 years. Husband and widow, fiancée was robbed by younger brother, and the fiancée was finally forced to death in the fight to seize his wife. He waited for hundreds of years to usher in a new fiancée, but was almost snatched away. In the end, he had to bleed and sacrifice his life to win her. Shidi snatched his fiancée back.

Speaking of which, His Majesty has been married four times, and everyone knows that the bridal chamber has been married twice.Your Majesty, marrying a wife is really difficult!

The gods chatted endlessly about these past events of His Majesty, and they were ready to gamble on whether the Empress Dowager would give birth to a boy or a girl, a dragon or a lotus flower in her first birth.

But what they didn't expect was that they had waited ten years for this gamble.

Ten years have passed, and Empress Dowager Tianhou's stomach is still flat, without any movement.

The emperor and the empress are still extremely affectionate, but the gods have begun to despair, and they all think of the rumor many years ago that the majesty is suffering from a dark illness.

The old gentleman was the first to lose his temper.Vulcan has been imprisoned in the Prison for 5000 years. The old man was originally a sigh of relief. He thought that His Majesty and the Empress are very affectionate. The Empress is very young and has no intention of practicing. How can I say that the 5000 years If you can conceive as many boys and girls as possible, even if the Vulcan is released at that time, it will not be the son of the Vulcan to be the heir apparent.

Who knew that ten years later, the empress didn't even give birth to a spoon...

Laojun pondered for several days, and finally couldn't bear to start the furnace to make alchemy. After seven or seven days of busy work, he finally got two kinds of pills, one red and one white.He filled two jade bottles with pills and went straight to Xuanji Palace with them.

His cultivation base is deep and his ears are sharp. When he was outside the palace, he could hear his mother's protesting voice from a distance: "It's time to rest today. I don't recite poems, play the piano, or draw pictures, nothing at all!"

Then His Majesty's gentle voice sounded: "Okay, you don't have to memorize it, then I will teach you the Thirteen Techniques of Water Control, how are you doing?"

The empress faltered and said: "It's okay, it's okay!"

His Majesty sighed: "It seems that Qing'er forgot again, let's learn it again tomorrow."

The empress said happily: "I knew that my brother loved me the most..."

It sounds like the empress gave His Majesty a good kiss, and His Majesty should have smiled silently.

Laojun's ears moved, and he was ashamed to overhear the private conversation between the husband and wife.

The empress is good at everything, but she loves to play and doesn't work hard. With a master with such a high level of cultivation as His Majesty, she has only learned the water diversion and water avoidance skills in the past ten years.As for the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I still can't do the same thing, but I have learned a lot of crooked poetry, and I use it to praise His Majesty to make His Majesty happy and want to escape the hard work of studying.

But His Majesty dotes on her like a daughter, letting her do everything.There is an age gap of several thousand years, no wonder all the immortals say that your majesty is an old cow eating young grass.

Fortunately, the empress is not a treacherous person, otherwise His Majesty will inevitably become a fool.Laojun was very lucky, coughed a few times, and walked in.

Hearing the noise he deliberately made, the two emperors and empresses had already sat down on the stone benches, and a pile of bamboo slips and books were piled up on the stone table.

His Majesty flicked his sleeves to collect these bamboo paper books, and asked him: "It's very early today, Laojun, but what's the important thing?"

Laojun coughed a few more times, and suddenly couldn't remember the explanation he had prepared before coming here with his sleeves rolled up.The empress stood up knowingly, nodded to him, and left.

Faced with His Majesty's inquiring eyes, the old gentleman mustered up his courage and presented the two bottles of pills, euphemistically expressing his concern for His Majesty's heirs on behalf of the immortals in the heavens, and hoped that His Majesty would be able to give these two bottles of pills without hesitation. Danwan and Niangniang ate before having sex.

After hearing his words, His Majesty's face turned red and white, just like the color of the two bottles of pills, and he remained silent for a long time.

Just when the restless Laojun thought that His Majesty wanted Longyan to be furious and drove him out of Xuanji Palace, unexpectedly, the sky paid off. The silent Majesty put away the jade bottle silently, and said to Laojun sullenly: Thank you.

Laojun was so excited that he almost thanked His Majesty for saving him from the drudgery of being Tangyue's master.

That night, there was a moderate dispute in the empress' bedroom in Xuanji Palace.

Runyu was thinking about the elixir given by Laojun in her heart, and when she was teasing Qingtian in a daze, she suddenly took out the elixir and wanted to give it to her, but it woke her up and asked what it was.

When Ai Aidi expressed his heir's concern during the Runyu period, Qingtian put on his clothes on the spot and quit, "Didn't my brother say that I don't worry about it and don't force it, and we are not sick. I don't take medicine. My brother wants to take it and I take it by myself."

What's the use of him eating alone, if he can't be clapped with a slap, okay?Runyu was so aggrieved that she couldn't speak.

He said he was not worried or forced, but in fact he was very worried and wanted to force it.

A few days ago, Jin Mi brought Tang Yue to Tiangong to visit them, and he was surprised to find that Tang Yue was as tall as his mother.

And myself, poor thing, I don't even know where my son is.

He is more than 5000 years old. Although he is still in his prime, a born fairy should have at least one baby at this age. Even Kuang Lu is pregnant. Worried, those are all lies, how can they be taken as the truth.

Unexpectedly, it would be difficult for her to marry a wife, and even to have children. Runyu felt helpless, and secretly searched all the medical books in the Provincial Economic and Economic Pavilion, but did not find the cause of infertility so far. .

Hearing that he had lost his voice, Qing Tian turned over to face him, two rows of eyelashes flickering like a grinding fan, and his eyes fluttered twice, which made his mind flustered, and he threw Dan Wan aside, hugged Looking at her, she whispered: "Qing'er, let's try again?"

Qing Tian stroked his collarbone with his fingers, bit his lips with a wink and smiled and said, "Didn't my brother try it every day? I'm not afraid of being exhausted..."

Runyu felt embarrassed: "Qing'er made fun of me..." Her breathing became short of breath, the kiss was like rain, and she kissed her like glue.

After a long time, when the clouds subsided and the rain rested, Qing Tian pawed at him and said whimsically: "Brother, you and I will have no children for a while, why don't you take me down to the mortal world to go through the calamity, maybe when I come back from the calamity, I will change my luck, and I will have it all at once." Woolen cloth."

He raised his head to look at her, and found that she was very serious, begging and acting like a baby, and couldn't help but soften his heart.

But thinking of Laojun's bitter and worried expression, he was a little hesitant, and took down Fan Lijie as a game. Get in.

"Is it okay? I'm going to be a female general, and you're a killer..." Qing Tian never forgot his dream, and relentlessly shook his waist around him, making his heart flutter and his waist loose. , I almost couldn't help but let the dragon's tail out and shake it a few times.

"Okay, okay," he agreed without a word, patted her arm, and said, "I'll think about it, and arrange it tomorrow."

The next day, Runyu thought about it properly, and called Laojun and Dong Cheng at the same time, and said that he planned to go down to the mortal world with the Queen of Heaven for a transshipment, and Laojun was so shocked that his old eyes stared into balls.

Dong Cheng naturally obeyed His Majesty's order.In fact, this move is not so shocking. If you don’t believe in luck, it will come to make things worse. If you believe it, you can’t catch it no matter what.Believe it or not.

In view of the fact that all the immortals in the heavens have bet on His Majesty and Empress for life without heirs, as a man who is already a father, Dong Cheng is still full of sympathy for his matchmaker and His Majesty Si Tiandi.With his assistance, Laojun suppressed the idea that His Majesty was a fool, and wholeheartedly began to arrange the affairs of the heavens during the absence of His Majesty and Empress.

Taking advantage of Laojun's absence, Runyu secretly asks Dong Cheng to arrange Niangniang into a beautiful and affectionate general, and himself into an unruly killer.

Well, in fact, His Majesty only asked the female general to take the male killer. Dong Cheng himself played the beauty, affection and unruliness.But if this is not the case, is it possible to let the peerless majesty go down to the world to become a stupid and ugly savage and a shrew to fight with knives and guns?What's the fun in such a life script?

Runyu invited Yuexia again and asked him to use his supernatural powers to tie his mortal self and Qingtian together with a red thread, which made Yuexia go crazy with joy.

Isn't this what he does?The last time he tied Xu Feng and Jin Mi together, he just buried a young and promising mortal monarch for an insignificant medical woman, messing up the fate arranged by fate, which shows his The skill of tying the red thread is really not covered.Since Runyu has this request, how can he not try his best to keep them in the same bed for a lifetime, oh no, it is a boat for a lifetime?

It's a pity that after reading Dong Cheng's deduced and revised fate booklet based on His Majesty's euphemistic request for the empress, Yuexia suddenly felt unprecedented pressure.It's really difficult for such a pair of fighting back and forth, each with their own ghosts and deep scheming, to want them to love each other deeply and never leave.Just insert anyone in the middle and it will break them up.

Yuexia immediately locked herself in the mansion, worked tirelessly for several days, and finally made a red rope as thick as a baby's wrist.

Runyu is actually not very satisfied with the mortal catastrophe arranged by Dong Cheng. Just as Qing Tian asked, the female general detests him. The female general thinks he is a bad person. I shed a tear myself.

After Qingtian learned of the complete experience of the two of them in the mortal world, he was very satisfied, hugged him and gave him a lot of tenderness, so he accepted this reversal of fate resolutely and resolutely made a decision. The days of descending to earth.

On that day, Yuexia took out the red rope as thick as a baby's arm, Runyu breathed a sigh of relief, and completely gave up the idea of ​​secretly keeping memories.Such a thick red rope can only be cut with golden scissors like Laojun!

Yue Xia limped up, took a red rope, tied their feet, and said: "Nephew, uncle has been sorry to you all his life, it's rare that he can do something for you, so you can go down to earth with peace of mind." Go, uncle promises with his life that this red rope will not be broken, that you and Xiao Qingtian will be inseparable for the rest of your life, and that you will return to heaven smoothly."

His heart softened, and his eyes suddenly became moist.

It's time to descend to the mortal world, the old gentleman said: "Your Majesty, go at ease, I will try my best to guard the six realms, and wait for your majesty and empress to return."

He held hands with Qing Tian, ​​looked around at the fairies who came to see him off, nodded, and then the two of them jumped down towards the road/pan.

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One day in the sky and one year on the earth, this statement is true.

His Majesty and His Majesty went down to the mortal world to experience calamities and fortunes, and Laojun alone shouldered the burden of the entire heaven. He had to deal with all the affairs, and he also had to worry about his magic treasure pills and all kinds of gadgets, so he didn't even notice that life was passing so fast.

One day, while he was submerged in reviewing the memorial presented by the Bird Clan, a soldier rushed in to report: "Your Majesty is back."

The old gentleman raised his head in surprise, counted with his fingers, yes, unexpectedly, the time passed so quickly, and His Majesty came back before he knew it.He put down his pen and went out.

Sure enough, there was a person walking slowly towards him, dressed in white clothes better than snow, with a tall and straight figure, a handsome face, and a calm expression, it was His Majesty the Lord of the Immortals, the Emperor of Heaven.

The old gentleman greeted him with a salute, "Welcome Your Majesty back!"

Runyu bowed deeply: "Thank you, Laojun!"

The old gentleman was very happy, and followed Runyu back to Xuanji Palace, briefly summarizing some important things that happened during the past few days.In fact, there is nothing important. The current six realms are really harmonious between the government and the Qing. Before Runyu left, he was marrying Jiuzhan Zhangluo. The relationship between the heavenly and the demon realms was extremely harmonious, and there was almost no conflict.

According to the original fate, Qingtian should return to heaven in three days, but on the second day after Runyu came back, the guards of Nantianmen welcomed the angry Empress Qingtian.As soon as she saw them, she immediately asked, "Has your Majesty the Emperor of Heaven come back?"

The guard was almost taken aback by her question, and said repeatedly, "Your Majesty is back, please, please, please, please!"

Looking at her angry back, the two guards looked at each other.

Qing frantically searched in Xuanji Palace, but couldn't find Runyu, and ran to Laojun's mansion again, but still couldn't find it, this is strange, where did he go?After much deliberation, she ran to Yuexia's mansion instead. Yuexia was overjoyed to see her coming: "Xiao Qingtian, you are back! Your elder brother Runyu just left for a while!"

Qing Tian turned around and left, and Yue Xia ignored her yelling behind her back.

"Has Your Majesty come back?" She asked the guard at the gate of the palace, and when she saw the guard nodded, she lifted her skirt and ran in. She went to the Qizheng Hall first but didn't see anyone, so she must be in the bedroom, so she kicked it away. The gate of the bedroom, went in and yelled: "Runyu, come out for me! Don't hide and be a coward!"

The palace is empty, there is no one there.

While in doubt, she stretched out a hand from behind and hugged her, her brows were bristling, she turned around and was about to scold him, but his scorching breath rushed towards her face, and her warm and soft lips blocked her mouth that was about to scold. .

Licking and rubbing together, gently caressing, accompanied by slight panting and whispering: "Qing'er, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry, okay?"

She struggled and beat him at first, trying to get rid of him, but she was held tightly in his arms and kissed non-stop, she couldn't even move her head. Gradually, she felt dizzy, her whole body was weak, and the gap between his lips was in her ears. With the overflowing soft words, she gradually lost the strength to resist, and finally she was completely at his mercy.

Under the blue sky and broad daylight, a thick barrier was like a cocoon, covering the empress' bedroom.The soldiers guarding the gate of the palace were at a loss.

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ten months later.

On this day, the sky was very blue and the sun was full, shining on the wall of Xuanji Palace, the little flying insects who came to inquire about the news had nowhere to hide.

But it doesn't matter, no one noticed these little flying insects at the moment.The people in Xuanji Palace turned their backs on their backs, His Majesty and Laojun were both at a loss and restless, not caring what happened around them at all.

The Empress Dowager is about to give birth!

This super happy event in the heavenly world has excited all the gods for nearly a year.They were more excited than His Majesty, and they were always guessing what the empress gave birth to and what gender it was.

Yuexia started the game at the right time, and almost all the gods placed their bets, including the guards of the Nantianmen.The immortals were eager to know the winners and losers, so they all sent out their spies.The Nantianmen guards are no exception.

Most people are betting that the baby is a dragon, a male doll.Under the moon, I chose the lotus flower, the female doll.

As the father of the child, Runyu's mood at the moment is really indescribable.

He looked extremely calm, with one hand behind his back, he stood calmly, with a calm expression, as warm and warm as a spring in the past.It's just that his face was a little pale, and the fists in his sleeves were trembling.

Sure enough, the calamity can be changed, and Huitian only had sex once and became pregnant.I just don’t know if this is considered a catastrophe, it’s been a day and a night and it hasn’t been born yet.

He was so anxious that he wished he could go around like Laojun, wished he could sneak in and have a look.

The old gentleman was much more anxious than he was, sweating profusely as he examined the prescription of medicinal materials prescribed by Immortal Qihuang, and then handed it to the immortal attendant to fry it immediately.

The empress has not been born for a day and a night, and she will cry and scold His Majesty inside from time to time, and she sounds quite angry.It seems that this child is very lucky.

A high-pitched scream sounded, it sounded very shrill, and Runyu was so frightened that she could no longer maintain her demeanor, her body trembled, her legs trembled, and she almost couldn't stand up.

He looked at Laojun hurriedly, "Old gentleman, this..."

"Wow," came an extremely weird cry.

"It's born, it's born!" the Qihuang Immortal inside shouted, the flying insects on the wall and the immortals on the other side of the flying insects all pricked up their ears.What happened?lotus?dragon?It sounded weird.

Then came the loud cry of a baby.

Runyu couldn't help tears welling up in her eyes, she couldn't even think about what that strange cry was.

He finally became a father!

Immortal Qihuang came out with a quilt in his arms, and sent it to him, "Congratulations, Your Majesty, mother and child are safe, they are dragon sons!"

The flying insects on the wall immediately withered by a third.Yuexia slapped her thighs fiercely in her own mansion,

Runyu smiled from ear to ear, rubbed her hands together in a nondescript manner, took the child, and looked at him head-on. At first glance, it was a small person, but at the second, it turned into a big purple loach , the third eye is a villain, the fourth eye is purple loach...

He blinked, collected himself, and finally saw clearly the pink face of the little man in his arms, and the soul of the little dragon in his body.The child is like Qing'er, the soul in his body has small dragon scales in the shape of purple lotus petals, and a fish tail exactly like him, rolling and circling, restless at all.

He wanted to look up to the sky and laugh happily, but he heard a commotion coming from inside.

"My God, there's another one!"

The flying insects on the wall and Yuexia came to their senses.

Runyu also regained his spirits, God really cared for him, so he didn't give him children for so long, so he wanted to give him two at once!

Accompanied by the crying of the baby, the delivery officials exclaimed in surprise: "This time it's a princess!"

Runyu hugged her son, so drunk that she didn't know what to do.

The daughter is a lotus flower, a white twelve-petal Jieyou lotus, which looks like him.

The fairy servants came out, and everyone congratulated him. He hugged his son in one hand and his daughter in the other, and walked up the steps with ease. Someone opened the curtain for him, and he walked in.

Qing'er was lying there, squinting at him, her face tired and pale, but with a smile.

"Brother, I'm right, you'll be lucky if you go down to earth and experience calamity."

He sat beside her, looked down at the pair of children in his arms, laughed, and said softly:

"Qing'er is always right. Thank you, Qing'er!"