My wife is a beta

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"Have you finished eating? If you finish eating, we will formally talk about the rules that need to be followed during the co-living period. I have also written down many details. Let's discuss and discuss."

Azhao was still chewing a piece of luncheon meat, so Qianli came out of the bedroom with a stack of papers and sat across from him, with a serious expression as if he was about to negotiate with terrorists.The latter swallowed the food, looked at the thick stack of papers in his hand and asked incredulously, "All these?!"

Qianli held the stack of papers and bumped them upright on the table: "I can't write that much in one night, so don't worry too much."

A Zhao exaggeratedly let out a sigh of relief: "If you fill it all up, you can publish the book."

Qianli didn't care about his complaints, and read directly: "First of all, the first thing I want to talk about is the rules for using the bathroom. Although there are two bathrooms in the house, as you can see, one of them is broken and cannot be used, so the two of us Individuals share a bathroom."

Ah Zhao blinked—shared a bathroom?Oh... this word really makes people think about it.

"So I split the bathroom in half."

"..." split? !

Qianli pushed the glasses expressionlessly: "Put half of my toiletries and half of yours. Mine is already set up. You can put the ones you bought yesterday on the top later, and then you are not allowed to touch mine. It's over, understand?"

A Zhao nodded obediently: "Did you use tape to pull the yellow thread?"

"That's not true. When the tape is removed, there will be glue that is difficult to remove, so as long as the two of us pay attention to it, there is no need to deliberately draw the line."

After Qianli finished speaking, he lowered his head to look through the notes he had written. Azhao couldn't help but find it funny when he saw his seriousness. When I wake up, I can’t even touch your things.”

Qianli raised his eyes and glanced at him: "Yes."

"Tsk."

"The same goes for the tableware. I will take the tableware to be disinfected together, and then I will give you a set, and you will use that one in the future."

"..." It seemed to be isolating him as some kind of pathogen, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Of course, I only have one set of cutlery, and I won't touch you either."

A Zhao lazily nodded in agreement—not to mention that he had to be obedient under the fence, A Zhao had seen Qianli's degree of cleanliness before, and he didn't want to step on thunder to make himself unhappy.

But when it comes to cleanliness, Azhao can't help but start thinking differently——Qianli's cleanliness is so serious that even shower gel and shampoo have to be strictly separated from others. Can a person like him accept being touched by a partner? ?

What about deeper kisses, sex... and fluid exchanges?

... he guessed not.

No wonder this Beta has never been in a relationship. If these are true, it's hard to tell whether he doesn't like others or others don't like him.

Thinking of this, Ah Zhao suddenly felt a slight heat in his heart.He suddenly remembered a thing he always liked to do when he was a child. He always liked to step on the ground that had just fallen snow and became pure white, hoping to put footprints on it, draw patterns on it, and even destroy it and mix it with the soil. Together, although you may feel sorry afterwards, you are extremely excited when doing this kind of thing, and it is difficult to restrain...

This may be a reflection of the ugly side of human nature. The more Qianli coldly resists the approach and invasion from the outside, the more he expects the other party to completely compromise.

……

Wait, he is not a pervert, why would he have such an idea.

"Although the bathroom over there is unusable, the toilet can be used. If I occupy the toilet for a long time in the future, you can go to that." The sound of the tablet waveless sound continuously spread into Azhao's ears like a well-designed information flow , and drew his attention to Qianli again.

...Ah, as expected, I still have some expectations.

A Zhao stared at Qianli's two thin lips that were constantly opening and closing, and swallowed unconsciously, a lock of long hair hung down from his forehead, as if to cover his aggressive sight.

Qianli is not a dull person, after being stared at for a long time, Qianli felt that there seemed to be something wrong with the person opposite, he suddenly raised his head, Azhao didn't have time to avoid it, and he looked straight at him.

"What do you think of me doing, do you have any objection?"

Ah Zhao secretly exhaled, slid into the chair, and slowly relaxed his tense muscles: "Not at all. I was wondering if I should find a notebook and write it down as you said."

"Better so."

"I remember it all here." He tapped his head with his index finger.

Glancing at him thousands of miles away, he continued to read the next one: "Then let's talk about rights and responsibilities and division of labor. During the time you stayed at my house, I don't expect you to use any so-called labor in return, and today Your breakfast also fully proves that you have no talent in cooking."

"..." It was his first time cooking, so he couldn't be more polite.

"So cooking is completely unnecessary for you."

When Ah Zhao heard this, he thought that would be great, it would be nice to be able to eat the meals cooked by Qianli every day, after all, his cooking skills are so good that they are as good as Master X Dongfang.

But he can't be too happy, so it is easy for Qianli to misunderstand that he wants to get something for nothing, so he put on a melancholy face: "I let you do it? I feel a little bit sorry."

Qianli lowered his head to record on the paper, and said, "You don't have to worry, I just said you don't want to meddle in the kitchen, I didn't say I won't arrange other tasks for you."

He raised his head and glanced at A Zhao: "From now on, you will wash the dishes after dinner."

Ah Zhao reflexively asked, "Where's the dishwasher?"

"To make sure you get the dishes clean, hand wash them before putting them in the dishwasher to sanitize."

"..."

Cleanliness to this extent is no longer within the normal range, or do you distrust high technology?

Qianli continued: "I don't use sweeping robots very much, because they are too stupid, and some corners are still not clean, so cleaning and other things need to be done manually."

Ah Zhao felt troublesome when he heard it: "Do I have to wash the clothes by hand?"

Thousands of miles turned over a page: "That's not necessary, but like the pants you wore yesterday, you must clean up the mud and sand before putting them in the washing machine, otherwise it will contaminate other clothes. Underwear cannot be put in the washing machine, because sometimes I Also wash coats in the washing machine."

"……Understood."

Dead Beta!Tighter than the Chief Secretary!After so many years in the military academy, his daughter-in-law finally turned into a mother-in-law... Once he returned to before liberation!

With a downcast face, Qianli flipped through the rest of the paper: "By the way, there's also cleaning, and the two of us have to take turns. When the trash can is full, we'll dump it out in time... But I don't think it's necessary When it comes to you, I will deal with it in time."

He seemed to be talking to himself in the last sentence, but his tone sounded like a head teacher, and then Ah Zhao saw him take out the remaining few pieces of paper and put them in front of him: "This is the duty schedule I arranged, and I also wrote down the location to be cleaned and where the sanitary tools are. You can take this, and if you can’t find it, you can find it. The second one is some prohibited things I listed. What to bring Omega back overnight, stay in the house Smoking...is not allowed."

"...Okay." Doesn't it mean that you can't write much in one night?Isn't this a stack of paper used up?

But facing Qianli's eyes of "I'll explain it to you again if you don't understand", Ah Zhao can only choose to obey.

After Qianli finished explaining, he raised his right hand and looked at his watch, then subconsciously frowned, seeing that Azhao was seriously reading the rules he wrote, he said, "If you're fine, I'm going out, you need to put your clothes on today. Wash it, I have no more clothes to lend you."

Ah Zhao nodded subconsciously: "Okay."

After watching for a while, I suddenly realized: "Where are you going?"

But when he looked up, Qianli had already returned to the bedroom, and even closed the door behind him.

Strange... what is this for?

When Qianli came out of the bedroom again, his appearance had changed.

"What are you... doing in such a formal dress?"

——He was wearing a shirt with a stiff collar and a tie, and the jacket in his hand was a suit. When he looked down, Qianli was actually wearing leather shoes, which were well polished.

Although Qianli is usually very strict, at most he only dresses cleanly and neatly. Most of his clothes are casual. , and a pair of rain boots... I haven't seen him wear leather shoes.

Still shiny shoes.

"Master asked me to have dinner at noon to meet Miss Beta who is said to be a [-]% match with me."

"What?! You have my boyfriend and you still want to go on a blind date?!"

Qianli gave him a speechless look: "You have enough time." You are really an actor, and you are addicted to acting.

Ah Zhao snorted softly, put the documents in his hand on the table, and tilted his head to look at him: "Even if you are going on a blind date, you are dressed too fancy, you pay so much attention to it, and you seem to be looking forward to it...then why do you want to go on a blind date?" If you want me to pretend to be a dating partner for you, why don't I wish you a successful blind date." Although he said it was a fake at the beginning, but Qianli showed such unscrupulous expectations for the blind date in front of him, and Ah Zhao was very depressed.

From Qianli's point of view, his charm is not as good as a Beta who has never met?

Qianli didn't bother to explain to him at all, even if he said this Alpha, he wouldn't understand - don't dress decently, let Master, the middleman, lose face.

Seeing him walking out without saying a word, Ah Zhao shouted angrily, "Hi!"

Qianli stopped at the door, turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly, Ah Zhao hesitated for a while, and changed his words abruptly: "What am I having for lunch!"

"Tuna rice rolls."

"……"ruthless!

The author has something to say: Ah Zhao: Thousands of miles of rebellion broke my heart

Going on a blind date!If the blind date is successful, our Zhao is completely useless!