There are always different people who say it's my husband

Gan Xiaofeng went up to him with a mournful face and said, "Honey, why did you change to a Taoist priest?"

The Taoist guarded his chest with both hands in horror: "I, although my Taoist school does not pay attention to the four elements, the four elements are all empty, but the poor way is not, and it is not close to masculinity."

Seeing the Taoist's reaction, he knew that he had admitted the wrong person. Gan Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Taoist priest, "Sorry, the light is too dark, I have admitted the wrong person."

The Taoist said in doubt, "Really?"

"Really." Gan Xiaofeng said sincerely, "I'm looking for my husband to look at my face. I'm a face controler, and I have high requirements for my face."

"Oh." The Taoist nodded and planned to leave.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Gan Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, the Taoist priest stay here."

The Taoist quickly opened the distance to protect his chest with both hands and said, "What are you doing?"

Gan Xiaofeng supported his forehead: "Let me reiterate that I really have high requirements for appearance. Can you just rest assured about your chastity? If one is not enough, rest assured."

"Stand there and don't move." The Taoist put down his hands and took a few steps back before saying, "Okay, you have something to say."

Gan Xiaofeng stood at attention on the spot: "I just want to ask if you saw a monk go in."

"Monk? Yes, no, just wait for me." The Taoist thought about it and said, "You called my husband just now, but later you said you misunderstood the person, and now you ask the monk again. Could it be that the monk is your husband?"

Gan Xiaofeng nodded and said, "Yes, you have a good logical thinking."

The Taoist priest's hands returned to his chest, forming a delicate flower shape: "You really covet us practitioners, even the monks who are empty of all four things."

Although it sounds a little awkward, but judging from the current situation, people understand it correctly. Gan Xiaofeng covered his face, and this time he jumped into the Yellow River.This will be a hot search tomorrow, and the headlines of the big v have all been thought out, "Feng Shuai cheated on him because of him", "Master X returned to vulgarity to join a same-sex marriage", "Four years of marriage broke down", "Feng Shuai secretly divorced"

Su Heng came out when Gan Xiaofeng was enjoying himself, and saw Su Heng hurried over: "Baby, wait a minute."

The Taoist stared back and forth between the two of them like X-rays. Gan Xiaofeng instinctively took two steps back with his hands folded around his chest, and looked at Su Heng innocently. Who are you?Where are you from?Why are you calling me?

Su Heng looked confused, and approached Gan Xiaofeng tentatively: "Baby? What's wrong with you?"

Gan Xiaofeng took a few steps back: "I'm a ghost, please ignore me."

Did the upper body of the ghost speak out by himself?Su Heng looked suspiciously at the Taoist not far away and asked, "What did you do to him?"

"Why don't you ask him what happened to me." The Taoist felt that he must not have read the almanac when he went out, and was called her husband by a man for no reason, and now he is suspected by the man's husband of turning that man into a mental patient. Logical very messy.

Zuo Heng touched the cloth bag on his body and took out an alms bowl. It was very good. On the TV, the monks always held one to catch demons. He raised the alms bowl and said, "Say it or not."

The Taoist became angry, raised the bell in his hand and said: "Is it great to be able to control demons? If you know how, I won't? They are all pretending to be gods and ghosts, who is afraid of whom."

Gan Xiaofeng, who had been serving as the background board, pointed to the entrance of the corridor and said, "This Taoist priest, is it really okay for you to say so openly that you are pretending to be a ghost?"

The Taoist looked towards the entrance of the corridor, and saw an old lady standing there holding the hand of a little girl, raised the cloth bag in her hand and said, "Master Taoist, you forgot about my house with the magic props."

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"Oh, good." The Taoist smiled and took a few steps quickly to take the bag and said, "I forgot it in a hurry, thank you, ma'am."

"No thanks."

"Well, aunt, we are together, playing around with each other, I'm not playing tricks."

The old lady nodded and said nothing, she turned and left with the little girl in her hand.

Gan Xiaofeng muttered: "Who is with you?"

The Taoist said with a mournful face, "Is it okay if I was wrong? I will never tell you about your seduction of monks. Please let me go."

Su Heng looked at Gan Xiaofeng in shock, seducing the monks?

Gan Xiaofeng took a few steps back with his hands on his chest, and stared at Su Heng fiercely. You're not all to blame.

Su Heng touched his big bald head and looked back aggrievedly. It wasn't my fault, it was the monk's fault.

The Taoist retreated slowly while the two of them were eyeing each other, planning to run away.

"Master, please stay."

The Taoist stopped, raised the bell and shouted, "What are you doing?"

The mantra Gan Xiaofeng, who was an otaku, suddenly circulated that popular spell in his head: You, you, what are you doing?You you you you what are you doing?

Su Heng took a step forward, made a Buddhist salute and said, "Amitabha, don't be afraid of the benefactor. The poor monk has something to ask. The poor monk went in every house and searched, but he didn't find anyone there. How dare you ask the two men just now?" Which family does the benefactor belong to?"

The pretending is really tm like, Gan Xiaofeng excitedly turned on the onlooker mode to watch Su Hengzhuang monk.

Instead, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times: "Ah, Asha Tuofo, can you speak well and act like a human being, as if you weren't the one who threatened me with a broken bowl just now."

Su Heng quickly adapted to the character setting, put away his solemn expression, and asked straightforwardly: "I just went in from house to house to check, and there was no one living there at all. Where did the aunt and girl come from just now?"

"Damn it." The Taoist was startled: "You're not a monk anymore, you broke into private houses, and you went to every house, you are so tough, does your master abbot know?"

"I don't know." Su Heng replied bluntly, and then asked back: "You talk so fucking shut up, does your host know?"

The Taoist shook his head: "I don't know, I know I will be beaten."

Gan Xiaofeng saw the situation, come on, these two are all fakes, he went over and patted the Taoist priest on the shoulder and said, "Fakes, tell us about the situation here."

The Taoist jumped: "You are the counterfeit, and your whole family is a counterfeit."

"Didn't you see it?" Gan Xiaofeng pointed his chin in Su Heng's direction: "He is the one from our family, and he is also a fake, but I am the real one."

The Taoist is suffering, mother, I want to go home.There are a lot of bad guys out there.

The husband and wife have a tacit understanding, one on each side supports the thin little Taoist priest, and carries the little Taoist priest out. There is no security guard or surveillance in this community, but it is convenient for two people to commit murder, ahem, no, it should be to ask someone to get in the car.

"Let me go! Robbery, robbery, uncle policeman has bad guys." The little Taoist wailed all the way and was thrown into the car.

The little Taoist stood up and shivered while sitting in the back seat. Gan Xiaofeng put on his signature smile and touched the little Taoist's face and said, "Be good, we won't do anything to you."

The little Taoist broke down and cried: "Don't touch me, I'm a straight man, I'm a monk, I'm not your husband."

"What do you mean? If you want to be his husband, I won't do it. Have you seen the real husband here?" Su Heng looked at the little Taoist priest and pointed at himself seriously. The status of the real master is unshakable and must be certified.

Gan Xiaofeng pushed away Zuo Heng's big bald head and said, "You can go on the sidelines. My husband is handsome. His hair is thick and black, and he looks good. Can you find a hair from your head?"

Su Heng touched his big bald head angrily, regretting for the thousand and first time that he chose a monk to possess, and will definitely find a handsome guy next time.

The little Taoist calmed down: "What on earth do you want to do? I have no money."

Gan Xiaofeng thought the little Taoist priest was so cute, so he wanted to tease him. He ran his fingers over his face, and lingered on him for a few times with squinting eyes before saying, "My husband is rich. We don't rob money. I rob sex. Tsk tsk, this little face is tender, I like it."

The little Taoist's face turned red quickly, and then he howled at the top of his voice: "I'm not good-looking, I'm still a virgin, please let me go."

Su Heng took the mineral water from the front seat and poured it on a paper towel, then splashed it all over the little Taoist's cheeks, and finally poured a few more drops of water on his face, then closed his hands in satisfaction, and then taught him tightly: "Cry, just cry!" There should be a cry, look at you, you haven't shed a few tears, it's fake."

Gan Xiaofeng said contemptuously: "Why do you have the nerve to say that? He even shed a few tears by himself. You don't even have a drop, and you steal it from me every time."

Su Heng said confidently: "You are my daughter-in-law, what is the difference between yours and mine."

"It's quite a sense of accomplishment to make your daughter-in-law cry." Gan Xiaofeng managed to get Su Heng to end the topic with one sentence.

The little Taoist priest can't even walk now, and dare not cry, watching the couple bickering in aggrieved manner, showing their affection in front of the hostages, really shameless, especially shameless.

"Counterfeit, tell us about the situation here." Gan Xiaofeng defeated Su Heng and planned to question him seriously.

"I'm not called a counterfeit, I'm called Jia Maung." The Taoist corrected him solemnly.

"Fake?" Gan Xiaofeng asked with a smile: "Isn't that still a fake?"

"How can it be the same." The little Taoist resolutely defended the dignity of his name: "I am polite, not a fake. My mother hopes that I will be a good and polite child."

"Then why isn't it called Jia Lili?"

The little Taoist slumped his shoulders, pouted and said, "My name is Jia Lili. According to my grandma, the staff member who typed out the birth certificate didn't catch a single word, leaving only Jia Maung. In fact, I I really want to go back.”

Gan Xiaofeng patted the little Taoist on the shoulder with a suppressed smile and said, "You should thank that staff member well."

"Humph."

Gan Xiaofeng rubbed his cramped stomach, which was suppressed from laughing, and said, "Get down to business, I can't take it anymore."

The little Taoist carefully opened the distance between Gan Xiaofeng and himself and said weakly: "Let me say yes, but you can't violate me."

"Don't worry, I'm just teasing you. I'm very picky about men, and you can't even meet the passing mark with your little weak chicken."

The little Taoist said with dissatisfaction: "Why did I fail, I am the best-looking in our Taoist temple."

Gan Xiaofeng looked at him with sympathy: "Is it really okay for you to be so dark about your Taoist temple? You won't be beaten by the host."

"Humph."

Seeing that these two people were about to toss again, Su Heng quickly smoothed things over and said, "Don't make trouble, baby, this little Taoist leader, we really don't have any malicious intentions, we just want to know the situation in this community."

"The whole community has moved out, and only Mrs. Zhou's family is left. Answers are over." The little Taoist planned to settle the battle with one sentence.

Gan Xiaofeng patted the little Taoist priest's face bemusedly and said, "I'll give you a chance to make a short story."

The little Taoist was shocked: "You, you let me organize the language."

The author has something to say:

Little Taoist: "They are all pretending to be gods and ghosts, so who is afraid of whom?"

Ghost: "Are you afraid of me?"

Little Taoist: "Ghost!!!!!!"