[Titanic] Rose is not shredded pork

Aww...the ass hurts so much, it definitely has a tendency to split apart centered on the buttocks.

"If you try to climb a tree next time, I'll beat your poor ass in half, even if it doesn't break in two. Do you understand, my dear darling?"

The voice next to his ears was very soft, deliberately lowered, just like the aristocrats in the Snake Court in "Harry Potter", or the tone used by the well-behaved ladies on the Titanic.The voice was cold and dissatisfied from the inside out, and it was hard to tell whether it was a warning or a threat.

...But the buttocks are originally in two halves!

Before the heroine of this article had time to protest, she was immobilized by the next sentence that caught her ear.

"Did you hear that, Rose?"

Rose...Rose?

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On April 2012, 4, the heroine of this article had a whim, and the 14D version of the Titanic set off.

Let's call her a female man.

She once looked up at the sky and made a small fresh look, and said brightly and sadly: "Girls who regard themselves as female men have a delicate girlish heart. Because we all so long for an omnipotent and powerful man to love us deeply, So much so that we have finally turned ourselves into this person." After finishing speaking, he shook his head elegantly and handsomely, waved his sleeves, and slapped the table boldly and said loudly: "Boss, let me have another beer, two bottles of XO. "

Now that the episode is over, let's go back to the movie theater where the heroine is.

In an overcrowded, hormone-filled, and memory-filled theater, a female man has a bucket of ten-yuan popcorn in his left hand and a glass of ten-yuan lemon juice in his right. The face, floating alone on a sea of ​​couples, is radiant and powerful.

Oh, don't get me wrong, a female man is not a female diaosi—a female diaosi in traditional time-travel novels who is devoid of everyone, has no special skills, is ordinary, and only has a pair of eyes that are unforgettable.On the contrary, the real identity of the heroine in this article is a real white and rich beauty, seven points are not discounted, when the girls are generally gnashing their teeth for a 500 yuan dress, thinking about clothes, and wishing to sell their bodies, blood and kidneys, the female man Already have a Burberry scarf, Gucci shoes and Channel perfume.Of course, as a senior woman, these big names that make fans love and hate rarely come to her.

As for the fact that Qifen Bai Fumei doesn't have a boyfriend...the reason must be understood by everyone: the heroine's Qifen appearance is wrapped with a woman's heart.

Let's take a peek at this family—a family that has produced a woman + a real man.

The female man's mother is a real lady, which is an antonym of female man. She comes from a political family and has just been promoted to the deputy mayor recently.

The woman's father is even more an inspirational figure.A poor painter with two studies in the Academy of Fine Arts and nothing, started from scratch, first set up a design company, then became an honorary professor, and married the daughter of a political boss... Look, inspirational.

The female man's father told us: Get up, DIAOsi who doesn't want to masturbate!As long as you are willing to endure hardships and not be hard-headed, you will have bread, milk, and Bai Fumei!

When it comes to the female man himself, it has nothing to do with inspiration.She is nerdy, rotten, lazy, foodie, spends money carefully and is very frugal... Eh, is this really a seven-point white Fumei?

Cough, what's wrong with Bai Fumei, their parents are just richer than other people's parents.What is elegant and noble, the heart is higher than the sky, and the scheming is deep... The Bai Fumei all said that they were hit by an arrow in their knees and turned into a sieve.

People are divided into groups, just like there are high-scoring DIAOs among DIAOs, such as Jack who wants to have a cheeky face and talent, and there are pure DIAOs who kneel and lick but are incompetent in counterattacking.

Female men have a group of atypical, true, white, rich and beautiful friends, which are quite different from the flirtatious ones in the bloody romance.

Forinstance, little A, a college classmate of the female man.Both parents are high-ranking political officials, and they are family friends with the woman's wife.Little A has strict tutoring, full of ladylike demeanor in every gesture, is extremely gentle and considerate to friends, timid and uninitiated, does not like to study, spends 2 yuan a month, buys things for her boyfriend every day, but her DIAO silky boyfriend is always with others girls are ambiguous.Later, in a rage, Xiao A changed schools in his junior year.

Little B, a high school classmate of the female man, whose parents are both corporate executives, got the first place in the district in the high school entrance examination, but because of his hobby, he went to learn painting. He is currently studying in Canada and studying animation production.Little B is tall and thin like a stick, and she is really beautiful. What is more eye-catching than her appearance is her terrifying sports performance that does not match her figure.Apart from reading and painting, he has no other hobbies, stays at the computer all day, and is celibate. These characteristics are like-minded with female men.

Little C, who came from a family of merchants, lives in a mansion of nearly [-] square meters, but spends all his pocket money on furnishing his study and bookcases.

In addition to being true, white and rich, these three girls have one thing in common: they can all say "fuck", "I rub it", "your sister" without hesitation...

What happened to Bai Fumei? Bai Fumei also needs to eat, excrete, sleep, and OOXX. When she wakes up in the morning, there will be unexplained secretions in the corners of her eyes. When she stays up late and sleeps, she will also get acne. Bai Fumei is also facing a large number of girls There will always be troubles, such as aunts, such as depression, such as irritability, such as boredom, such as broken love, such as constipation... In short, Bai Fumei and me and other ordinary people are from the earth. There may be differences in knowledge, education and three views, but There is no essential difference.

If a female man puts on light makeup, puts on those big-name pieces in the cabinet, and quietly stands under the spotlight, it can also be a landscape with a strong magnetic field.Like girls of her age, she likes beautiful designer clothes and is obsessed with high-end skin care products and cosmetics.But as long as there is no need to see people, most female men will not spend an extra minute on their faces and bodies, except when the whim is stinky.

Spread your hands, there is a knife on the lazy head!

Although the female man often puts on light makeup, looks decent, and goes to dinner and movies with her roommates, girlfriends, and friends, but most of the time she spends her time in front of the computer in the dormitory, either drawing or reading novels, with her hair on her head. Greasy messy hair, dragging slippers to buy food is commonplace, and even set a historical record of not getting out of bed for three days (except to meet physiological needs)...

Eating popcorn, drinking fruit juice, leaning against the sponge-like backrest of the Bra in the movie theater, watching with relish the alluring baby face of the leading actor on the Titanic, the days are prosperous and happy.

As a celibate female man, novels and paintings have evolved from the initial spiritual sustenance to the whole of life.Her life is so complete and comfortable, so self-sufficient, and there is no room for another male penetration (fog).

Parents have begun to worry that she will not be able to marry... The female man comforted the two elders with "the emperor's daughter is not worried about getting married".

The mottled and wrinkled face of old Rose flashed like a ghost on the screen.Her fair face is full of years of ax chopping and knives, her hair is full of the wind and frost of time, her naked arms with bulging veins are like crumpled paper, and there are spider web-like wrinkles on her eyelids and eye sockets , the whole figure is weathered rock.

It is unbelievable that she also has the fanatical and glamorous youth like a rose.

The old man sat down slowly, and with her gentle and deep voice, the memories were turned in an instant, and the dilapidated wreckage at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean returned to the cloud shadow and skylight of Southampton.

It is worthy of the "Titanic" that won N Golden Man Awards, it is worthy of the grandpa Cameron who invested heavily and produced a lot, and it is worthy of the thick 3D effect of the lens. The scenery is as beautiful as Monet's oil painting.

It was rare for a female man to be moved by a tear-jerking romance movie. She moved her buttocks to give herself a more comfortable position and a better viewing angle.

Oops, I was so stupid that I slid off the seat... Butt hurts so much...

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"If you try to climb a tree next time, I'll beat your poor ass in half, even if it doesn't break in half. Do you understand, my dear baby?" She heard a very soft, The deliberately low voice sounded in my ears, just like the noble ladies on the Titanic.It's obviously a British accent, but it's not as exaggerated and cadenced as a London accent. It's hard to tell if it's a warning or a threat.

"Did you hear that, Rose?"

The author has something to say: Keke, the three female Bai Fumei are all Xiaofeng's friends.In order to prevent the leakage of personal information, Xiaofeng slightly changed their experiences.

Life itself is worse than novels ==

☆, eat, want to say love you is not easy