A song from Wang Wang

Chapter 24

The director of the CIA first asked: "These bumpkin-like outing brigades are the people we are looking for?" Facing the three strange faces of the director of the CIA, the director of the FBI and the secretary of defense, Old John really wanted to dig a hole to hide . "Yes! Chief."

The director of the CIA was about to say something to the Toho Six, but Zhan Lingyang, the leader of the Devil Party, spoke first, "Huh? Why didn't you see my dear Major General Beethoven?"

"You want to see him?" The CIA director asked calmly.These brats are not trying to threaten him, are they?

Zhan Lingyang said with a peaceful smile on his face: "To tell you the truth, in fact, the seven of us are the illegitimate children of Major General Beethoven. I know you will not believe it, but it is absolutely true. Don't look at Beethoven. Major General Fen has a serious look, but in fact he is an old and shameless bastard who likes to mess around, that's why we created six half-brothers with different mothers—"

"You are talking nonsense. The major general is not that kind of person. I have been an old friend with him for decades. I can guarantee that he is not that kind of person." The Minister of Defense said solemnly.

"He's telling the truth, ah! I know, the two of you must be working together, that's why you speak up for him." Zhan Lingyang pointed to the tip of the Minister of Defense's nose and said.

"Yes, it must be like this, you are a bad guy!" The other five good partners tacitly helped out, and the five index fingers rushed to point to the Minister of Defense.

And Qing Ge pulled the corner of Ling Yang's clothes, and began to wipe away his tears pitifully, pouting his pink lips and saying, "Brother Ling Yang, doesn't Dad want us?" Tears, oops, Xi Rui's tear gas potion is really easy to use!

"Be good, don't cry, the brothers want you." Ling Yang knelt down and picked up Qing Ge who was crying miserably, and said while patting his back, Qing Ge was still choking with sobs very cooperatively.

"Come here, immediately lift Major General Beethoven's imprisonment order, and ask him to report to me immediately." Major General Beethoven's immediate superior, the director of the FBI, issued an order to the portable communicator, and then said to the Dongbang Devil Party : "I'm not that old, am I?"

"This uncle is still reasonable." Zhan Lingyang blew a kiss to the director of the FBI.Then the two were hit by Qing Ge and Ling Yang for a while, this is our damned bastard Colonel Beethoven. "You bloody bastards, if you don't study hard in the bloody bastard's school, what are you doing here?" Major General Beethoven just entered the door, and when he saw the little devil Dongbang Swear.

"Daddy, we finally see you!" Following Zhan Lingyang's words, the six little scoundrels rushed towards Major General Beethoven, forcefully "smearing" him. "Who is the father of your goddamned bastard, I don't have the good fortune of that damned bastard!" Major General Beethoven hurriedly pushed away the six bad boys who were clinging to him.

"Daddy, how can you deny us? My mommy said, I am the crystallization of love you created after the unprecedented fierce battle between humans and gods under the typhoon night with heavy rain, thunder and lightning, have you forgotten? Or are you deliberately denying me?"

"Yes! My mother also said—"

"Wow, brother! Daddy doesn't want us anymore!" Qing Ge burst into tears, but it should be the kind of pear blossom with tears.

"Stop talking nonsense, you bloody bastards, don't ruin my reputation here, you bloody bastards. Don't cry, you bloody bastards!" After finishing speaking, Colonel Beethoven took out a lollipop from his pocket and handed it to Me, Qing Ge was dumbfounded?what's the situation?Qing Ge looked at Ling Yang depressedly, Ling Yang was also a little dumbfounded, and the old Johns next to him were even more surprised. Colonel Beethoven brought candy to coax the children?Is it the end of the century?

On the contrary, the Minister of Defense Morrie stood up and spoke, "You little brats are not allowed to make trouble anymore, stand in a line for me, and report the number! Immediately!"

"You bloody bastards, listen to me, you goddamn bastards, you better be quiet and obedient to the damned bastard Molly, even though he is my good friend of the damned bastard , but not as easy to talk to as the damn bastards like me and John, lest the damn bastards suffer in vain." Major General Beethoven was furious, still unable to let them go, reminding them in a low voice.

"You mean: that Uncle Morrie can beat people?" What appeared in the eyes of the six bad boys in Dongbang was not fear, but surprise.Of course, Qing Ge won't feel surprised, I'm not a **** yet.

"That's right, so you better bloody bastards go over there right away and line up obediently."

"Understood." The six-person team headed by Zhan Lingyang really cooperated this time. They moved quickly and firmly in front of the Minister of Defense, Major General Mori, and stood in a line. I waited for them to stand in line. next to Jan.Major General Murray was very satisfied and gave the second order: "From left to right, start counting!"

Unfortunately it failed this time. "Report!" Major General Morrie yelled again with a heavy tone, "I understand that you are reporting, do you hear me?" Unexpectedly, the six freaks still kept their style of writing, but they all laughed at him slyly. .Those brats are just asking for a beating!Both Major General Beethoven and Old John had expressions of "everything is over".But Mori Yingweilie's sixth sense, who wanted to hit Lie, couldn't hit him no matter what.Instead, they set their sights on the second Xiang Yinong.

And Xiang Yinong screamed like a masochist, "Ah! It's great, hit me harder and harder, come on! Oh! Sweetheart, hit me quickly! Hit me hard, hit me hard, hit me The heavier and stronger the better, the better. Quick, quick! Comeonbaby! Come on!" Mo Li couldn't stand the voice of **, so he turned his target to the third Lei Junfan, and finally came to me with Junfan To fight up.

Next, Ciri was skipped, why?Could it be that Ciri's growing too much, he can't do it?Qing Ge was yelling, but he didn't expect a punch to hit Qing Ge. Qing Ge reflexively stepped back, pressed down the fist with one hand, and used a front flip to flip to the attacker's back. The elbow of one hand hit him on the back of the neck, and Morrie immediately lowered his head, then raised his leg and kicked back.Qing Ge immediately kicked him at the calf joints, then volleyed his body vigorously into the air, flew backward several meters, and then made a 360 turn to stand firm in the gymnastics falling posture, and the last one appeared!

Sure enough, Qing Ge got warm applause from the six people. Qing Ge took out a lollipop as a microphone, "First of all, I would like to thank CCTV and MTV for giving me this opportunity to show myself here. Secondly, I would like to thank my Brothers, without their support, I would not be where I am today. Then I would like to thank my manager. Without his silent support, I would never be able to succeed. Finally, I would like to thank my girlfriend. It is said that behind a successful man, there must be a A virtuous woman." By the time Qing Ge finished speaking, Mo Li was already angrily rolling his eyes.

"Major General Morrie, I think I'll take over!" The CIA director stood up!

"Yes, but you can't use torture." Major General Mori warned with full flavor.

"Don't worry, although this uncle is so handsome that he affects the appearance of American cities, but this is American. There is a saying in China, 'I am ugly but I am gentle'. If this uncle is so ugly and he is not gentle, then he must You can’t find a wife! So don’t judge a gentleman’s belly with a villain’s heart, or people will laugh at you for being unmannered!” Although I was speaking to Morrie, the target of the irony was the director of the CIA.

"I'm Brady, the director of the CIA, shouldn't you introduce yourself too?"

"Did you hear that, he said his name is Brandy!" Zhan Lingyang said to several 'brothers'.

"Brandy? Isn't that the name of the wine? It's so funny, someone actually named it after the wine!" Qu Xirui continued.

"That's right! But since his name is Brandy, his father might call him XO or something." An Kaichen said.

"Why is the father named XO? Is it because the brewing time of XO is usually longer than that of brandy, so the super old one is called XO, and the ordinary old one is called brandy?" Lei Junfan clearly asked himself.

"Does their family have a Maotai?" I asked naively.

"Should, maybe, maybe, yes" Ling Yang thought about it and said.

Then the director of the CIA was too angry to speak. "You guys are really humorous, can you tell me your names now?" The CIA director forced a smile.This time, the six Toho demons really cooperated——

"Report to Director Brandy, my name is Zhan Lingyang."

"Report to Director Brandy, my name is Xiang Yinong."

"Report to Director Brandy, my name is Qu Xirui."

"Report to Director Brandy, my name is An Kaichen."

"Report to Director Brandy, my name is Lei Junfan."

"Report to Director Brandy, my name is Nangong Lie."

Finally it's my turn, "Report to Xiaobai, my name is Baili Qingge. Brandy is not a good name, so I will name you Xiaobai. I wanted to call you Xiaobai, but I already have a Xiaobai in my family." , so I can only call you Xiaobaibai, in fact, Xiaobaibai sounds pretty nice, if you don’t like it, you can call you Xiaolanlan, little brother?"

The FBI Director, Old John, Major General Beethoven and Major General Murray on one side have already started to hold their stomachs and laugh, it's so funny, especially Brady's distorted face. "Don't name me anything, my name is Brady, not Brandy!"

Then there was another conversation between Ling Yang and Brandy, and Brandy finally couldn't bear it and took Dongbang to the confession room to ask for a statement.