Rebirth is crazy for you

"Okay, don't be angry, next time you encounter this kind of thing, don't do something thoughtless because of impulse, come back and tell me, I will take someone to seal up their stall."

There is no way, this person always likes to blow his hair in front of him, and all he can do is to be gentle and comforting.

"It's more or less the same. It's like a human saying. Let's forget it this time. Let me tell you, if you dare to hit me with a board in the future, I will... I will run away from home!"

After angrily warning, the little rogue took out the funny story book from under the mattress, and continued to read it with relish. The two white and tender feet flickered in front of him, which were particularly eye-catching.

This made him a little annoyed. Are the scripts so beautiful?I've watched it more than once, and he's been busy with his official duties for a day, and this little rascal doesn't know how to miss him, even if he brings a cup of tea and beats his shoulders, it's good.

Who wrote these messy things, it seems that he needs to rectify the literati atmosphere in this county and town, and just lead his wife to the wrong way!

He leaned over his head, trying to see what the man was looking at, but the little rogue was very alert, covered the script with one hand, and then gave him a fierce look.

"Go away, who let you peek!"

"Darling, let me take a look. If you don't understand, my husband can explain it to you!"

His words were originally meant well, but for some reason, after hearing that, the little rascal blushed inexplicably, and then cursed out of embarrassment.

"You unscrupulous bastard, hurry up and go away, the toad wants to eat swan meat, but you think it's beautiful!"

Without any warning, he was suddenly scolded and scolded a little bit, which really made people feel puzzled.

But precisely because of this, he was even more curious about the words in the hands of the little rascal.

He originally thought it was a mandarin book bought at the market, and the stories were nothing more than funny or romantic stories without any literary accomplishment, but seeing the person's reaction, he became suspicious!

No, it's too wrong!

"Yes, I am a toad, and you are a beautiful swan, but your beautiful swan's ass is eaten by my toad over and over again!"

Holding a serious face, but saying such obscene and shameless words in his mouth.

If such an appearance spreads out, he, the well-known court official, will really be "famous"!

"You... you, are you shameless? If you say one more shameless thing like this, I will make you look good!"

As if someone had stepped on his tail, the little rascal stood up and gave him a meteor punch when he turned around!

When he went to Beijing to rush for the exam, he considered whether he wanted to compete for the number one scholar in literature or the number one martial arts scholar, but he hesitated for a long time. Therefore, when this fist fell on him, it was no different from scratching an itch!

"Oh? If you want me to be good-looking, isn't this high-ranking official good-looking enough? Why? Did you not learn enough lessons last time? If you dare to raise your hand and beat someone, you will copy the female precepts for your husband a hundred times. !"

This incident was such an embarrassment that the little rogue could not hold his head up for the rest of his life, but when he was making out, he got annoyed, so he couldn't control himself, and then he kicked that person's lifeblood?It's just that he almost kicked him out, but he didn't really get rid of him. Wouldn't he be able to toss him with good spirits in the future?

As a result, he was a man of seven feet, maybe not seven feet, his buttocks were swollen, and then he was punished to kneel in the ancestral hall, and copied the female precepts, a hundred times!

He didn't know a few big characters, so it took a lot of effort to copy it!After copying, his hands were numb and his knees were red and swollen. The man still made him stand as a punishment, and then kept looking at him with a cold face, his whole body was cold, and he didn't stop until he was told to cry!

Every time I think about it, I feel unbearable to look back on, it's simply embarrassing, so embarrassing!

His eyes were red with anger, and the little rascal said angrily, "I'm a man, a serious man, if you threaten me again, be careful, I'll be in a hurry with you."

Knowing that the little rogue was really cornered by him, he chuckled helplessly, reached out and patted the man on the head.That person was really lawless back then, and it happened that half a month after he had eaten up this person, it was the time when he needed to show his prestige, so he forced that person to do such a ridiculous thing that can be remembered for a lifetime thing.

"Yes, if you don't want to mention it, then don't mention it. After such a big circle, shouldn't it be time for me to read the script now!"

Upon hearing this, the little rascal curled his lips and said reluctantly: "Why do you insist on watching? Can't you let me have a little secret of my own?"

"Why don't you let me see it? Of course you can have a little secret, but you have to share it with me. Let's keep your little secret together." Keeping it with you, is that still my little secret?Do you think I'm stupid?

He is just eccentric and a little silly, but his brain is not flooded!

"Don't let me see, why did you come back so early today? Is the yamen so busy these days?"

He is not busy, he is very busy, it makes him burnt out, but even if he does not eat or drink, he has to finish it before dark, lest his little wife mistakenly think that he has been neglected, and it will annoy him!

"Whether I'm free or not, I have the final say. Now, you give me the script."

"Why? I have the final say on whether to hand it in or not! I won't hand it in."

"Hand over it."

"Hand over it."

"I don't."

"Female ring!"

"One hundred female rings."

"You bastard, if you dare to say a word about female ring, I will fight you desperately."

"Kneel in the ancestral hall, a hundred female precepts."

"Bastard, I'm going to fight you!"

The little rascal was really panicked, he stood up suddenly, and killed him with all his teeth and claws.

Ye Ke, the little thing with a short memory is brought up again for beating.

When the man's small fist waved in front of his eyes, he stretched out his hand like lightning, and then twisted forcefully, directly pressing the man on the soft couch.

Then he freed one hand, and under the watchful eyes of that person, he pulled out the scripture book that was hidden under him, raised his eyebrows proudly, and then opened it unhurriedly to read.

It's over, it's over, it's dead!

The little rogue's eyeballs were about to pop out, and after the story book was opened, his little face blushed, and he closed his eyes in despair.After a few glances, he was so angry that the top of his head was hot, and his breathing was uneven.

No wonder you are so tight, afraid of being seen by him, what is this man looking at?Little yellow book?

The plot in this book is so bold that people can't bear to look directly at it.

"Okay, you, let you practice a few words, and then I ran out climbing trees and over walls. I was very reluctant. You read this little yellow book all day? If you don't learn well, read it. I don’t want my husband to beat you to death today!”

As soon as the words fell, he raised his slap high, and then landed on the man's arched buttocks aggressively, without showing any mercy.

After these few slaps, even though he didn't use much strength, he still felt a blunt pain, which directly stunned the little rascal!Blinking and blinking his eyes to reflect for a long time, and then, there was the sound of howling like a pig being killed in the bedroom that was already jumping like a dog.

"You bastard, hit me again? I'm going to run away from home, I don't want to fool you, I really want to run away from home, I won't go with you! Huh? Run away from home again? That time you ran away from home shouting When he left, he always said it in such a grand manner, and then he insisted on packing up the small package in front of him, while holding his sleeve and pretending to wipe away his tears. Isn't this little thought about waiting for him to say a few nice words to coax him, and then let him vent his anger?

"Okay, are you not convinced? Then go, walk out of this door, and don't even think about coming back in the future!"

Hearing this, the little rogue immediately silenced, put away the exaggerated expression on his face, and muttered in a low voice with aggrieved expression: "I won't leave, you can't let me go, you said before, you have to take care of me for the rest of your life Yes, do you want to regret it?"

Hearing this, his expression froze, and the slap he waved high and low fell helplessly, and he hugged the little rascal into his arms from behind, sighed softly and said, "It's you who said to go, you said You're the one who won't leave. Why do you still say something despondent? Why do you regret it? I'm afraid that you will regret it. You are young and impetuous. Right now, I have taken possession of you by any means. If one day, you When you meet a girl or other man you like, but you will abandon me?"

After hearing this, the little rascal was slightly taken aback, but the next moment, he struggled to get up and hugged his head, and replied without any hesitation: "No, I won't, I like you, I don't know Why, it feels like I've been in love for a long, long time, actually... don't look at me as ignorant. It’s fresh, that’s why you’re always hooked on your appetite, and in the end you still like me as always, I’m going crazy with joy, I feel... feel like I’m dreaming! Now I’m telling the truth, you...you can’t hate me! Oh? So it was playing hard to get? He underestimated this little rogue, he didn't know a few big characters, but he had a lot of eyes!" "I don't hate it, I really like it! "

He hugged the person backwards, and slowly pressed him under his body. With one hand, he opened the scripture book, and after a few glances, the other hand went into the person's robe.

The skin under his hand was very smooth, like satin, tightly sucking his palm, this feeling was very familiar, wrapped in this feeling, my heart was at peace.

"This passage is not bad, it's charming enough, watching it can only relieve the greedy eyes, why not, how about we have a real fight?"

Hearing this, the little rascal missed his line of sight, hesitantly refused to directly agree, but this slight hesitation was just an appearance of pretending to be reserved.

But in fact, he thought so in his heart.

Okay, come on, it couldn't be better. After reading the small storybook for so long, I wanted to practice it a long time ago, but I never had the courage.

In front of that person, he wished he could behave more dissolutely than the young lady in the brothel. He would definitely want that person to be addicted to him, kneel down and worship him, so that he would never think of abandoning him!

Ahem, he seems to be using idioms indiscriminately again, but fortunately, he didn't say his thoughts, otherwise the man would just laugh at him, and I'm afraid he has to learn more, that's what he wants to cry. Tears!

Looking at the densely packed small characters on the slips of the book, he was almost the same size as his head. Rather than being locked up in the study, he would rather die than be locked up in the study room. He would rather be tortured by this man in the bedroom all night!