I stole the big guy's baby

A game forum, May 5, 10:16.

1119L [Original]: The case has been solved, it was really done by Axue himself, it shocked me.

I begged my grandpa to tell my grandma to ask my relatives and friends of the opposite sex to pinch my earth-shatteringly handsome face, and it took me a whole afternoon to pinch it.

I originally wondered if my straight male aesthetics would be different from other people's standards, so I sent a screenshot of Axue's face to relatives and friends.

Guess what she said.

She said that a certain treasure with your face can sell for 38.88.

Sorry, our village has just connected to the Internet, and the country people have never seen the world.My fellow fairies and fairies, are the face pinching data of this garbage game so valuable?

1124L [Honest Man]: I don’t know if it can be sold at such a high price, I only know that no matter what game I play, I only use the default preset face.Maybe this is the reason why I still can't find love.

1127L [Sauerkraut Fish]: Landlord, can you ask the boss to chop off these skillful hands and send them to me?I also want to have a face worth 38.88.

1132L [Original]: Can face pinching be so expensive?Is it too late for me to find my relatives and friends to learn how to pinch my face?It is not extravagant to sell 38.88, as long as you can find love.

1136L [Original]: But I always feel that A Xue seems to have seen something. He asked me why I was so interested in his face all of a sudden.

How should I reply?Urgent, wait online.

1148L [Crispy Duck Girl]: The host is coming!Just say that you are not interested in his face, but in his person! ! !

1155L [Landlord]:?I'm asking you how to reply so that it won't be so embarrassing, don't I want you to teach me how to flirt, okay?

Fuck, who said that he was interested in his people just now?I sent it out as soon as my brain got hot.

The scene was very embarrassing at one point, and after 3 minutes passed, Ah Xue did not reply to me.I won't be kicked out of the division directly, will I?I won't be isolated by Axue, will I?I won't be assassinated by his followers, will I?

After a few months of dying and struggling in my beautiful game career, is it finally inevitable that I will retire from the rivers and lakes?

1163L [Crowd eating melons]: Don’t be afraid of the landlord, just take a gamble and turn your bicycle into a motorcycle.You have a 1% chance that the boss is not only a little gay but also has a good impression of you, and then you can become a CEO and marry a rich and handsome man, save 20 years of struggle and reach the pinnacle of life.

1169L [Captain of the melon-eating team]: Is the landlord okay?Landlord? hello? how you?

1172L [Young and frivolous]: Why does this scene seem familiar to me.

1178L [Honest Man]: On the homepage of the post, it still has the same recipe, and still has a familiar taste.

1183L [Enthusiastic citizen]: Mr. Lu Xun said well that history is always surprisingly similar.

1188L [Indifferent citizen]: Lu Xun: I am not I did not stop talking nonsense.

1194L [Original]: Just now I went to chat with A Xue about my life ideals... No, I just chatted casually.

It can be regarded as a further understanding, saving me a few guesses, although my brain hole has been opened to the size of a black hole.

You guys are right, Ah Xue really likes a boy.

But don't worry, it's not me.

When he told me about his sweetheart, I could almost see the light in his eyes through the screen.

To be honest, I'm in a little bit of a bad mood.

[with photos]

Ashue: "You..."

Landlord: "I'll just say it casually, don't take it seriously."

A Xue: "I know, you don't feel like you to me."

Landlord: "?"

Axue: "I like the same sex. I said before that I broke up with my girlfriend because I didn't want you to think too much. I took you as a disciple because I thought you were very similar to the person I like."

Ash: "I'm sorry."

Axue: "He is an excellent person in all aspects. He has good looks and good personality. He is a star in school. I am not good enough for him."

1195L [Original]: Who would feel better after knowing that he was being used as a stand-in?