I stole the big guy's baby

A game forum, May 3, 27:18.

402L [Original]: I’m back from class, and now I’m going to broadcast live the communication process with the boss, if I suddenly disappear, please call the police/put your hands together

416L [Original]: I boarded the game, and I was indeed questioned by the boss a series of soul questions.

[with photos]

"Remember to give up the reward."

"Is there a network card?"

"Go offline when you get something?"

"I remember you."

Every time the ruthless boss said a word, my little heart trembled, and I almost bid farewell to this beautiful world at the end.

Then I flicked down the record again tremblingly, and found that the tone of the boss had changed.

Here, I would like to solemnly and solemnly thank Ms. Yangliu for helping me get rid of my grievances!You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!It is you who make my world full of light and love!You gave me a second life! (loud urging)

[with photos]

"My relatives and friends saw your post, and I'm sorry to blame you. The tone before was a bit heavy, I thought you were going to swallow my black iron."

"Why are you still not online? Are you afraid that I will kill you and retreat?"

"I left a message on your post. I didn't expect you to be so afraid of me... I told her to tell you that I will wait for you to go online. Don't be afraid, I won't kill you."

417L [Light and fluttering]: Catch up with the live broadcast!The landlord will update the post soon!

420L [Young and frivolous]: Boss is really warm, I die at the speed of light!

457L [Captain of the Melon-eating Squad]: I have already made up hundreds of thousands of words of two-way secret love and one-sided love and hit-and-miss biscuits.

458L [Melon Eaters]: Madam, please, do you need a pen or a paper or a computer keyboard?Can you use word?Find out about the mobile phone memo? What are the IDs of lof and ao3?

472L [Old Landlord]: Actually, I didn’t even know that the boss had been here at the beginning, and I only realized it after seeing what you said.However, my reply has been submerged in your saliva, and the boss can't see it, so I explained it to the boss in the game.

[with photos]

Host: "Hello, big brother! What happened is this: My network card exploded at the time, and the system automatically rolled the rewards, and then I got disconnected and never logged in successfully again."

Host: "I put all the screenshots in the posts. I posted for help because I couldn't log in. I didn't make up anything."

Landlord: "I don't know if the boss has any solution, I will definitely cooperate with all my strength."

Boss: "You put the black iron on the official offline trading mall, I will take it in RMB, and you can transfer the money to me. There is no need to pay the handling fee, and you can give me as much as you get."

Landlord: "Boss, do you trust me so much? The minimum price for Xuantie is 3 RMB, and the handling fee is at least several thousand."

Boss: "Since I dare to do this, I must have considered all kinds of consequences. You don't have to think too much."

Landlord: "...As expected of you."

476L [Original]: So now I have put the black iron on the mall. The publicity period is three days. After three days, I will return the money to the boss. This matter will be successfully concluded, and I can fish happily again.

But having said that, the boss's forum level is only level 1, and Gao Lingzhihua definitely doesn't bother to hang out in game forums.He should have specially registered an account after hearing about my post, please allow me to be emotionally touched.

The image of the bosses in my heart suddenly changed from vicious to kind, and I seemed to be able to see the halo of the Virgin Mary radiating from his head.

488L [Invincible Rainbow Fart] Confidently point to the host, remove the words self-confident, the boss came to the forum just for you.

504L [Orange Juice]: You can get the other party's mailbox number or mobile phone number by transferring money.Rounding up means that the host and the boss have exchanged contact information, rounding up again means that they are on fire, rounding up again means falling in love, rounding up again means getting married and having children to grow old together, good!

513L [The pheasant climbs for the Lord]: 666666! The logic ghost on the 504th floor cannot be refuted with reason and evidence.