sorry i don't want to laugh

"—Cousin, do you have anything to say to me?" It took a few days for Yiran to remember a certain traitor╭(╯^╰)╮

"——My cutest little cousin *^o^*, cousin, I... Ah! I remembered!" Young Master Zhen said a little nervously at first, then suddenly yelled.

Yiran waited to hear what tricks he could come up with.

"—I joined a gang, Bihai Chaosheng Pavilion. Yiran, you can come too~" he said with a smile.

. . . . . .

"——Zhen, Shao, Xiang→_→" Yiran's tone was a bit dangerous.

"——No, cousin, I, I, I really didn't do anything bad——" Anyway, it's right not to admit it.

Yiran sneered, and asked him straight to the point:

"—Is it you! You told my queen mother the news of this fairy's love affair?!" See if you dare to deny it.

Young Master Zhen knew that he couldn't escape... so he had to honestly admit: "...Yes."

"—Traitor! Villain! You're a brother in vain! I despise you!"

……

Cousin Zhen was left speechless by the series of complaints from the little cousin.In the end, he could only explain aggrievedly:

"—I've been saying good things about Xiao Nai..."

"—You said he is a boy!" Yiran retorted loudly.

"—Then, your mother admires the little boy very much..." he said weakly.

"—Anyway, you made me angry. Just tell me how to make it up to me~"

"—Ah(⊙o⊙)...Please..."

"—If you dare to say that you are invited to dinner, you will die! You are not sincere!" He was interrupted by Yiran before he could finish speaking.

"—But I... I can't think of it TAT" He was so embarrassed.

"Hmph!" Yiran was unhappy.

"——How about... taking you out for a stroll and relaxing?" He racked his brains thinking and thinking: Oh, my little cousin is too difficult to serve, and I don't like to eat big meals and I don't like to go shopping and buy clothes, so...he What can a brother do with her?

Unexpectedly, Yiran actually thought about it:

"—Then let's go wherever you go~" Xiao Nai has been quite busy recently, and he doesn't have time to go out with her.Ashamed to say, half a year has passed, and she hasn't been out of school much o(╯□╰)o

So this Saturday, Master Zhen drove his black Wrangler directly into the school.In fact, Yiran doesn't really understand...a car worth 70 million...what the hell are you bragging about?Do maintenance every three to five times, and it will always be the same as the new one.Why don’t you buy another car with this money→_→

Alas... Who made her cousin like it...

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"—my sixth sense tells me, go right~"

"—Cousin, are you sure it's not because there are fewer cars on the right?"

"—Shut up and drive your car."

Later, Young Master Zhen recalled what happened that day, and felt that some marriages were really destined. 【doge face】

The car went around a few bends and went further and further off.

"—Where is it in front? Suddenly it's busy again."

"—Flower and Bird Market." My cousin glanced at it, then looked away without interest.

"—I'm going." Yiran who was sitting in the back seat patted him.

"--twitter!"

So the two of them, dressed out of place, squeezed into the relatively spacious alley.One was in a suit and leather shoes, the other was fashionable and exquisite, and a group of elderly men and women paid attention to them.

When someone is with him, Yiran doesn't care about the non-malicious gazes of others.Young Master Zhen could only walk in behind his cousin.

"—Yiran, do you want to buy a bonsai?"

"—Probably..." Yiran walked slowly, slowly looking at the shops on both sides.Maybe... buy two more goldfish to go back?

"—Boss, I just bought the mimosa from you the day before yesterday. Why doesn't it go together?" The young girl's voice was delicate and tender, and it was easy to notice.

"—It's winter, I'm hibernating." The boss is a fat middle-aged man in his 50s.The explanations given to customers were extremely perfunctory.

But the girl was really hesitant:

"——I checked it on the Internet... Mimosa, it seems that it doesn't hibernate, right?"

Young master Zhen was originally behind Yiran, but now he walked over and watched the development of the situation together with Yiran.

"—Oh, there is another possibility. The pot of mimosa you bought is shameless." The boss throws out a sentence lightly and wants to drive people away:

"—Little girl, once the goods are sold in this store, they will not be refunded! Besides, you said that you bought them at my house. How about issuing an invoice? If you didn't issue an invoice, you are lying."

The girl is a little anxious:

"—The other day you said that you don't issue invoices for the things you sell here!" The voice was soft and soft, and it was clearly a matter of reasoning, but it seemed that his defense was very weak.

Yiran understands now.It is clear that the boss cheated this girl by selling fake products!Actually want to fight back?

It's too much.

But before she could say anything, my cousin had already walked into the small shop.Because of the space problem, I simply stood side by side with my sister.

"——Boss, you must be honest in doing business!" At this moment, Young Master Zhen is absolutely full of domineering spirit!Look at that sharp black suit!Look at that handsome little face!Look at that nostril upturned posture!

"—I...why aren't you being kind?" The boss was a little intimidated.In fact, he is just a weak little girl who dares to bully...

Young Master Zhen raised his slender eyebrows:

"—It's obviously a weed on the side of the road, but you sell it as a mimosa!"

Seeing that the boss was still determined to argue again, his tone became even harsher:

"—I mean, it's not sold in your store, right? You think we're blind! The plastic bag that wraps this pot of grass still has your store's name printed on it!"

The girl next to her was about to become star-eyed, she kept nodding:

"—Yeah, why didn't I think of that just now..."

"—Then... what do you want?" The boss knew that it would be useless to procrastinate any longer, so he could only give in.

————Sisi sister paper is online————

In the end, the sister paper actually came out with the fake mimosa in her arms.The boss refunded the money and gave away the pot of weeds for nothing.

In fact, Young Master Zhen is not very satisfied - no matter what, he has to pay for it, right?But it seems that the girl next to me is mainly here to find an explanation, and doesn't care about the plant itself...how shameless it is o(╯□╰)o

So that's how it went.

In any case, in the end, my cousin walked out of the store triumphantly as if he had won a battle.I still don't forget to chat with my sister: "...I know that there is a flower and bird market that is much better than here, you can go there in the future... blah blah blah blah."

Yiran felt that her cousin had blossomed.

"—By the way, my name is Zhen Shaoxiang. This is my watch..." He remembered that he hadn't introduced himself until he left the door, but he hadn't waited for the word "sister" to be said.The girl has already shouted in surprise:

"—school belle!"

Meow?

"——My name is Tian Sisi, and I'm also a freshman, (∩_∩) from the Computer Department of University A." Ruan Meng's younger sister introduced herself like this.

"—Oh~" Yiran nodded.

"—I'm Meng Yiran, this is my cousin..." She laughed as she spoke.Because this introduction is so weird haha.

Master Zhen has a little something to eat.

But soon forced out a smiling face:

"—What a coincidence, hahaha. You are in the same school, after that, everyone can have a meal together or something."

Yiran couldn't bear to look directly at his cousin's routine of asking for dinner every minute—_—#

However, he is a cousin after all, even though he is a bit stupid... I still have to help him.What's more, it's rare, she finds this girl very pleasing to the eye: one left and one right, two fluffy braids.The eyes are clear, the eyebrows are curved, sweet and pleasant.Most importantly, the voices are all soft and cute, but they don't look artificial at all.

"—Why did you come here alone? Did you come here by taxi?" Yiran is not the kind of girl who can make out with someone immediately, so she can only chat with Sisi casually.

"—Yeah, the cactus I raised last semester froze to death, so I thought about changing it to a potted plant. I hope... it will last longer this time."

"——Cactus? Don't everyone say that cactus is the best way to keep it alive? How can it die if you don't take care of it for a month?" Yiran felt very strange.

Sister Sisi shook her head, looking very helpless:

"——I don't know...I thought about plants, they also need fresh air, so I put them on the balcony, and then...my roommate said that it was frozen to death. ::>_<:: "

"—But don't cacti live in the desert with a big temperature difference between day and night? How can they be frozen to death?" Yiran Xiaogongju expressed his incomprehension.

"—Yes, yes, it's super weird!" Sisi nodded her head heavily, and shook her two braids.

Young Master Zhen finally couldn't help laughing from behind.

The two girls turned their heads and looked at him silently.Do not walk or speak.

He coughed dryly and explained:

"——The origin of cactus is in South America, which is a desert area with high heat, dryness and little rain. It has formed the characteristics of being dry and drought-tolerant. It is afraid of cold, and the roots will rot when it is lower than 5°, and the short-term freezing of 0° will also cause Let it die, irreparable."

Yiran and Sisi looked at each other.

Miss Meng turned around and left, but Sister Sisi said with dignity:

"—So that's how it is! You know so much~"

Young Master Zhen thought to himself: No, this is obviously common sense, it's just a coincidence that both of you...don't know...that's all.But looking at his sister's smiling face, he still said modestly:

"—Where is it, I usually prefer to read books."

Yiran hasn't gone far yet!Hearing the words, hehe →_→

Later, sister Sisi couldn't resist the warm invitation of the two, and followed them back to school.However, he firmly rejected Young Master Zhen's offer to help her get the pot of fake mimosa.

"—No need, I have great strength!" The girl was very sincere.

But in the end, my cousin cheekily asked for the girl's contact information...it was still under the banner of Yiran.

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When lying on the bed at night and exchanging good nights with Xiao Nai, the young man Yiran thinks about everything about himself today—it’s really a loss!She obviously wanted her cousin to compensate her!How could he be fulfilled!

I didn't buy anything myself!

snort!

The author has something to say: Xiao Nai’s car is a Jeep Liberty at most 30

My cousin's car is a Jeep Wrangler, which is said to cost more than 50 yuan. I assume he bought a limited edition, which is a little more expensive.

It's still so shabby... Can't the sponsor give us a more expensive car that matches our cousin's worth?

Accidentally browsed my cousin's Weibo, the more handsome he looks! ! !And it's still warm~

I made up the answer about mimosa, ghosts know what hibernation is →_→ as for cactus... it's my real experience...

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