sorry i don't want to laugh

After half a year of marriage, the relationship between Yiran's little princess and her husband has always been good, maybe it hasn't reached the seven-year itch... Except that someone's skin is getting thicker and thicker, she doesn't think there is anything to dislike →_→

All kinds of cooperation projects between Zhiyi Technology, Zhenyi and Fengteng are on the right track. Not long ago, the third promotional video of Xinyou has been released, and the response is good.Therefore, Yiran no longer has to worry that he will disturb Xiao Nai's work.She would go to the company every now and then, after all... She was still a small employee of Zhiyi in name.The monthly salary has never been less than [fingers], although it is not much.

After all, the mascot... How much money can I expect ╮(╯_╰)╭ It's nothing compared to when I was in my uncle's company.

Her dear husband goes out at 07:30 every day and comes back at 05:30.At noon, I will definitely call or chat directly on the computer for a while.Although the conversations are not nutritious, if there is less, it will feel empty o(╯□╰)o

The same is true today.

In the morning, Yiran and Sisi went out shopping together for beauty treatment.Although sister Sisi and her cousin have met their parents, but... it seems that her parents are not very... at ease?I am so anxious about my cousin... Hahaha, after all, he is from Bensan [doge face] so he always urges his little cousin to inquire about the situation.

"——Yiran, look at this, it's so funny~" Girl Sisi tried her best not to make exaggerated facial expressions (she was wearing a mask.)

Alas... On the sadness of low laughter╭(╯^╰)╮

The aloof young man leaned over to look at the phone screen with his future cousin.

That's a screenshot from Weibo.It's a routine between lovers.The correct way to open it is this:

Female: "Rearrange and reorganize the four characters of cow, me, eat, and grass to make the sentence smooth."

Man: "XXXX." Any combination of four words is wrong anyway.

Female: "No, the correct answer is that cows eat grass."

Man: "What about me?"

Female: "You are in my heart."

Enough teasing? 【Watch the sky】

TAT However, a sad thing happened...Yi Ran held a cold face covered with a mask and looked at it one by one...Forget about the normal ones, the screenshots are of course full of abnormal things:

Male: "Fuck you!"

Female:"……"

Man: "Grass, you eat cows and don't call me!"

Female:"……"

Man: "I eat cows, you eat grass."

Female: "nmb"

Man: "Cut, whatever I say is what [red envelope]"

(The girl received the red envelope and found that there was only one penny.)

Female: "The correct answer is: Cows eat grass."

Man: "What about me?"

Female: "You, eat, shit!!!"

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Male: "I'm stupid, you can eat so well, you're awesome!"

Female:"……"

There are also very pornographic or very violent and bloody answers.Or... both:

Man: "I kill the cow and eat it."

Male: "The cow eats me, grass!"

After reading all of them, Yiran tried not to laugh, but poked Sisi's younger sister's waist: "Send it to my cousin too (⊙~⊙), let's see what he has to say."

The girl thought about it, and found that Yiran's wide-open almond eyes were full of curiosity.In addition, I also... wanted to know what he would reply, so I sent it.

. . . . . .

Cousin really didn't work hard! (A second of silence for the wronged Master Zhen) Responded within 1 minute:

"—The cow eats my grass."

Both girls felt that this answer was not fun.But Sisi still talked to him according to the routine with a little excitement:

"—No, the correct answer is that cows eat grass."

"—Why? Isn't it four words?" My cousin was a little confused.

Si Si: "..."

"—cough cough, you should ask: what about me?"

"—Okay. What about you?" Young Master Zhen was very obedient.

Si Si: "..."

Yiran finally couldn't bear it anymore, and directly took off the mask, laughing wildly.

Sister Sisi didn't care about the stupid and cute cousin who was waiting for the next article, but encouraged Yiran: "Can you send one to your family too?"

Yiran... After thinking about it for a long time, I still have to be more equal and satisfy the curiosity of my future cousin, so I also sent it.

The two waited for a long time... After all, Xiao Nai still has to set an example seriously in the company!

More than an hour later, when the two were eating together, someone's reply was long overdue:

"—Cow: I eat grass."

I'll serve you, my God!

Yiran felt that such a small routine was not worth mentioning to her husband.So, I didn't intend to reply any more.

It's just that when Xiao Nai was on his lunch break at the company, he thought it was wrong, his wife... shouldn't ask such endless questions.So, I searched online...

--------go home-------

In the evening, he returned to their small home in the afterglow of the setting sun. [Well, in terms of area, it's not small. 】

Yiran usually cooks a sumptuous dinner in a very leisurely manner [well, there are only four or five dishes, and the amount is not much. 】Waiting for Xiao Nai to come back and eat together.

Washing the dishes...is Xiao Nai's job~

After taking a shower at night, Yiran sits by the bed, scrolls through Weibo, browses the post bar, and waits for her hair to dry naturally.After touching it, I put down my phone and got into bed.After walking around for a long time in the morning, I feel a little tired. It is more comfortable to lie down.

When the door was opened, she just tilted her head, glanced at it, and lay down again.A head of soft black hair was spread out on the lilac-colored soft pillow, and the whole person was lying straight in the bed, like a good baby, but the pink and tender face showed a little bit of laziness after bathing.

When Xiao Nai enters the door, what he sees is such a warm and slightly evocative picture.

His dark eyes darkened for a moment, and he narrowed his eyes slightly:

"—Mistress, repeat the question from the day." He said suddenly, and then gently closed the door.

Yiran blinked her beautiful almond eyes and pondered for a while.Sitting up a little, looking at the faint smile on someone's lips... Presumably, he probably found this routine on the Internet.um, ok~

Give him a chance to sweet talk. ╭(╯^╰)╮

"—Use the four words I, cow, eat, and grass to make a coherent sentence." Xiaogongju repeated, while slowly twisting his body to the left side of the bed to make room for him. .

"—Cows, food, grass." He spoke unhurriedly, raising his eyebrows by the way.Then the light was turned off with a "click".

The whole room suddenly went dark.Only the dim, hazy moonlight shines on the smooth mahogany floor through the gaps in the heavy double curtains.

Yiran's heart was full of sweetness, and she couldn't stop laughing secretly, but on the face, she asked him in a very arrogant manner according to the routine.Because she was a little sleepy, her voice was soft and waxy, as if she was acting like a baby:

"—Hmm... what about me?!"

In the darkness, I could only feel that Xiao was two steps closer, but I didn't know that he was smiling evilly at the moment, his tall and straight figure was no longer gentle and elegant in daytime, full of oppression that belonged to men, just waiting to be sharpened Huo Huo said to the white rabbit:

"—I'll eat you!"

Then a "hungry wolf pounces on the rabbit" went to bed and crushed his little princess.

The author has something to say: Ever since I wrote this article, I have become more and more dirty... When I saw the screenshots of Weibo, I just laughed wildly, and suddenly thought that if Yiran asked Xiao Nai, how would he answer...

→_→Please remember: it is Xiao Naiwu, not me.

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感谢读者“大新mm”,灌溉营养液1瓶2016-11-1418:51:30