sorry i don't want to laugh

Have a great weekend! ╮(￣▽￣)╭Yiran lived alone in the dormitory and got moldy.She didn't want to go out, and she was afraid that Murphy's theorem would be fulfilled again (the more she didn't want something to happen, the more she would encounter it), and she would meet someone who made her so entangled that she didn't know how to deal with it.

When the phone rang, Meng Xiaogong, who was wandering in the sky, was taken aback.Yiran slowly picked up the phone to check, and unplugged the charger.It turned out to be her dear (dou) love (bi) cousin Zhen Shaoxiang classmate.

After connecting, without waiting for the other party to say anything first, he snorted quickly and said dissatisfiedly: "You also know that you have a cousin ╭(╯^╰)╮, isn't it because you are addicted to games and can't extricate yourself."

The other side was silent for a while: "...Didn't you say that your military training will be very busy and tiring, so you asked me to call you less? Besides, my cousin's number is also I helped you level up..." Cousin expressed his displeasure. Injustice.

"Don't make excuses, you just don't care enough about me!" Xiao Gongju didn't accept any rebuttals, and just took the blame.

Young Master Zhen had no way to "argue", so he had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I was wrong... Didn't I know I made a mistake and correct it? I will pick you up in the afternoon, and we can have dinner together, okay? I can go shopping with you too." Female All children need to be coaxed, especially the little cousin.However, Master Zhen's method of coaxing people is as simple and rude as ever, single and boring, nothing more than buying things for girls.Although this is the method most girls like, Xiao Gongju is obviously an exception.

"You-and-no-yes-no-know-know, I'm not very interested in shopping. But, I'm a little hungry..." Yiran replied with a drawn-out voice, the princess's temper came and went quickly, but More like a different kind of coquettish.That's right, you can't really stay at home and starve to death in the dormitory.

Young Master Zhen looked at the famous watch on his wrist: 10:46——"Okay, I'll tell Dad, and I'll come over here." Although he himself is not a mature person, he always said something to his father, In the company, I fished for three days and posted on the net for two days... But I was still very easy to talk to my little cousin, and I was never impatient.

Before going out, Yiran looked at the cold simple breakfast that Nana put on the table, thought for a while, picked it up and put it in her bag, and planned to throw it away after leaving school.

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At noon, they chose a restaurant that looked relatively clean nearby.Yiran, who has always had a regular diet, didn't eat breakfast today. He was so hungry that he asked for half a bowl of rice, which made Zhen Shaoxiang laugh uncontrollably, only to be glared at him to restrain himself.

It is really uncomfortable when people are hungry, and eating a delicious meal will inevitably produce a feeling of satisfaction.Yiran poked a piece of watermelon with a toothpick, suddenly remembered something, looked at his already full cousin and asked, "What level is my number now?"

That's right, because I am very busy in military training, and I am impatient to do a bunch of boring serial tasks for upgrading, Xiao Gongju directly asks my cousin to help~

Master Zhen kept watching her eat with a smile in the corner of his eyes, and quickly replied after hearing the words: "I'm at level 78, and I'm absolutely dear to her!" Things, my cousin is obviously excited - the ghost knows what he has experienced in the past half a month! A straight man, playing with a beautiful female account with a literary ID...he was hooked up everywhere, and was even forced to hug him...forced He wants to kill someone every minute, bastard! ! ! (┗|｀O′|┛哩~~~) So in a hurry, he spent money to arm his cousin, a fairy-like female alchemist, with the fastest speed, and practiced her skills... Finally, everyone who dared Those who "molested" him all went back to the safe zone and dared not come out.And his own tuba... In comparison, it's really a stocky state, and it's only level 65.If the little cousin doesn't get back her account, he will hire a professional agent to play...

"φ(≧ω≦*) Wow, cousin, you are so kind and amazing!" Xiao Gongju praised him with a tone of admiration, and poked him a piece of fruit.

Sure enough, Master Zhen was very useful: "Oh, you are my cutest little cousin~ It should be [waves hand]... From now on in the game, my cousin will protect you!" He still had a proud face.However, maybe thinking of the current level gap... Young Master Zhen added uncomfortably: "Ah, also, I have a brother in the game who is very powerful. When I'm not around...you can let him take you you play."

Xiao Gongju didn't think too much about it, nodded his head heavily, and gave a "huh", smiling brows and eyes, full of hope for a better life in the game in the future.I even couldn't wait to urge my cousin to teach myself how to play first.

Yes, that's right, in reality she is very cowardly and dare not do anything to someone, but in the game... Excuse me, in front of her, a great god who is rushing to reach the full level and is equipped with top-level equipment, it hasn't started yet. Everyone who plays this game, all—yes—trash—garbage╭(╯^╰)╮[Snow Girl's Contempt.JPG]

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Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

Why is my cousin able to display all kinds of dazzling skills, and it looks very powerful!And she - she couldn't even understand the idiotic question of how to cancel the team... There are too many icons on this interface!

Originally, Xiao Gongju read the "hand speed problem" mentioned in several online game novels before, so she has a pair of flexible hands and can play several classical instruments. She has always had a sense of superiority... I just found out today , It turns out that playing a game is so complicated!The high-level game friend she introduced to her cousin was too slow when doing the quest... It was almost stupid to see that the skill had cooled down and then threw it.It’s strange that if she gets a little closer to her, she will panic like something o(╯□╰)o Fortunately, this kid’s shoe whose ID is calm and breezy has always behaved just like his cousin said: reliable, good-natured, not at all I didn't mean to blame her...but Yiran herself was too embarrassed.She can "squeeze" her cousin willfully and without guilt, but no matter how friendly she is to strangers, if she is the one who is lagging behind, she will always be a little reserved and don't want to trouble others.

At present, it seems that her wonderful brain hole may not be able to realize it, at least it is impossible to do it by her own scumbag operation:

It was a... dark and windy night, when I stretched out my hand - I couldn't see my fingers.

Xiaomeng's new white-clothed luthier was walking alone on the small path next to Xinshou Village, surrounded by only the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the bamboo forest... Slowly, he felt a cold air spreading on his back...

He turned his head vigilantly—there was no one around.

So Xiaomengxin mocked himself for being paranoid, and planned to speed up his pace to meet up with his friends...

The moment he turned around——I saw a flash of light in front of my eyes, swords and swords flashed by, and the next moment, my head was already in a different place.The mourning music played for him in the background is miserable...

He didn't want to die in peace, he just wanted to open his eyes wide to see what the murderer looked like... but he only saw a woman in Tsing Yi, with fluttering skirts, leaving gracefully.

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What a perfect ending! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓Xiao Gongju sighed, although the plot is illogical and purely fictional, the protagonist is still a scum in the middle of it...but!There is still a dream, what if it comes true? ! 【doge face】

Come on, come on, come on↖(^ω^)↗

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Back at the dormitory at night, Yiran walked in to say hello and quickly started up his laptop.While waiting for the machine to turn on, I took out the Belgian hardcover dark chocolate given by my cousin from the bag, and gave two small portions to my roommate.

"Yiran, didn't you say you won't go out today?" Anna took a small gift box and asked her suspiciously.

"Ah? Oh... I was hungry at noon. My cousin came to see me. We went out to have a meal together, and then played at his house for a while." It was just an ordinary question, and Yiran tried to be as simple and truthful as possible. answer.

Anna nodded: "Oh..." Later, she seemed to want to say something more, but Yiran had already walked to Zhang Yan, so she stopped talking embarrassingly.

"...Yiran, this...should be quite expensive, right? It's all in English..." Zhang Yan felt that they didn't communicate much with each other. Although they were roommates, they had different majors. It's a shame to accept this kind of high-end imported snacks that look expensive.Even if you know that the other person's family is rich, giving some small gifts is nothing at all.

Xiao Gongju took another look at the packaging, "It shouldn't be expensive... Anyway, I can't eat that much, so let's share it together. You don't have to be embarrassed~" Although because of that dream, Yiran usually pays more attention to his words and deeds Show a high-profile attitude of "showing off" so as not to accidentally attract unnecessary hatred.But apparently, the art of speaking was not fully understood by her.If this is some girls with a more sensitive mind, maybe they will label her in their hearts as an exaggerated young lady who cannot be friends with each other.

Fortunately, classmate Zhang is a real person. Seeing Yiran's sincere eyes and indeed sending out friendly signals, he didn't say anything more, and accepted it after thanking him.But at the same time, she also decided that she must leave a copy of the public class notes in the future...

Anna had already opened the package at this time, and just took a piece of chocolate and put it in her mouth.Hearing Yiran's words, he was stunned for a few seconds, and soon returned to normal, thanking her happily.There is something in the mouth, it sounds vague.Yiran didn't care either.

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After entering the game, Yiran took the character to a place suitable for his level to hang up and practice, and then slowly planned to take a bath.

Yun Danfengqing was actually online all the time, seeing that she was online again and sent a friend invitation, Yiran hesitated for a moment, and agreed.Then the other party actually sent a sentence, "Next time we have time to do the task together, good night." The name turned gray... as if there was something urgent.Uh, is it urgent to go to bed good night... [Confused] Why did you have time to take her to level up all afternoon, and now you are offline suddenly?

However, Yiran didn't take the matter of strangers to heart.Before falling asleep tonight, the corners of Meng Xiaogongju’s mouth were smiling—the level experience value has increased a little bit, and the operation is gradually becoming familiar, and he is one step closer to overthrowing the legendary God Xiao~(￣▽￣)

The author has something to say: Regarding the article, Yiran has a princess disease, but it is not that exaggerated, it is just a little detail.I'm the kind that wants to be closer to reality.It is too exaggerated. There may be love in the text, but if you put it in reality, you will be beaten o(╯□╰)o, but there will definitely be "willful" performances in the future.

Nana's foreshadowing is in this chapter.