Upper Relationship GL
At the beginning of Chapter 1, the plate of chicken soup is held in Qiao Jinzui's hand.
The famous Route 68 goes west all the way.
After noon, Lie Yang chased to the front of the car.
The two drove into a quiet and empty town, with no one to ask for directions.
After searching for the address swindled from Ms. Yao, the heavy-duty SUV parked in front of an ordinary American house.
In a typical western town, each family has a single-family brick house. The houses are uniform in shape and similar in appearance, like copy and paste keys, clicked one by one.
Facing the heat wave outside the car, Su Momo poked his head out and carefully recognized the house number: "Jin Zui, it seems to be here..."
Qiaojin was so drunk that he stuck out his tongue: "Ah, I see it's the same everywhere...Where is this, is it hell?..."
Su Momo gave her a white look, and stuck the cool mineral water bottle on Qiao Erha's demon face that seemed to be about to wither.
Qiao Jin gave a drunken snort of satisfaction, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he ran out of the car.
It turned out that on the lawn in front of the street, a little girl walked up pushing a toy bicycle.
This little girl has black eyes, brown hair, and is of mixed race.
Qiao Jinzui ran over with long legs, and Su Momo followed.
The little girl stopped on the street and looked at them both curiously.
Qiao Jin thought about it drunk, and asked the little girl in Chinese: "Hello, do you know what 'Kunqu Opera' is?"
Momo Su: "..."
What is the problem? !
Blame Shushu, oh no, blame Auntie! !Don't scare the kids! !
The little girl stuttered silently for a long time, then suddenly said: "...Hello... I don't say much. My grandma says a little."
Qiao Jinzui and Su Momo were overjoyed. Qiao Jinzui smiled like an old crook, squatted down and asked, "Your grandma? 'Kunqu Opera' is delicious, let's ask her."
Momo Su: "..."
Don't lie to children!People are very smart!
The little girl said in frustration: "...I have never done it before."
Momo Su: "..."
Qiao Jinzui: "Hee hee! I haven't eaten it either, you can ask grandma, we'll wait for you here!"
The little girl thought for a while, pushed the toy bicycle, and ran away.
Su Momo felt uneasy, seeing the girl running and running, she ran to the house number they were looking for!
Qiao Jin said drunkenly: "There is a show!" He took Su Momo's little hand, walked together, and waited under the door.
Not long after, a woman with black hair and black eyes opened the door, and the little girl was behind her, holding her calf with both hands.
"Who are you?..." The woman asked kindly in substandard Chinese.
Qiao Jin said with a drunken smile: "Ah, madam, you are so beautiful! We are entrusted by someone to come to visit. I don't know, have you heard the name 'Yao Youtao', we..."
The woman was a little happy, and immediately said: "...Please come in! Please come in!"
Momo Su is very happy, she found the right one!
Qiao Jin was drunk but frowned.
After exchanging some pleasantries, they walked into the living room, and the hostess left for a while. The little girl surrounded Momo Su, asking questions, where they came from, and how big the airport was. She also took out her own toys and showed them to Momo Su.
Qiao Jin glanced slightly with his long eyes, and raised his chin: "Do you seem to like you very much?... Hee hee, I like you too..." Se Mimi moved her face closer.
Su Momo hurriedly pushed her away, wishing she could cover the children's eyes: "...Ah, someone else's house!...You, are you jealous of the children?..."
Qiao Jin was drunk when he was told about the central matter, and he immediately sat up straight like a spring, without looking sideways, and said: "No!!"
Momo Su: "..."
After a while, the hostess, who said to pour some water, returned to the living room. There was no water glass in her hand, and she brought out a gilt lacquer wooden box with black background and a small copper lock, which was slightly mottled.
Su Momo and Qiao Jinzui hurriedly stood up.
Su Momo was a little flustered.
Qiao Jinzui remained silent.
The hostess smiled, put down the lacquer box carefully, and said: "Mother said before she was alive that if there is an old friend that Sister Tao'er told her, she will entrust this cloak to her."
Su Momo's heart skipped a beat.
Yao Youli, the junior sister of Yao's class, is no longer here.
Qiao Jinzui: "Thank you... Excuse me, who sends the postcards every year?"
The hostess said: "It's me. My mother told me to keep posting it until Sister Tao'er gets back the token from the class."
Su Momo's little hamster's cheeks were sore, he couldn't speak, and when he made a sound, he was about to cry.
Qiao Jin asked drunkenly, "Is there anything you want us to convey?"
The hostess said in a blunt Chinese pronunciation: "There is a letter, put together with the clothes. You guys, do you need to check it?"
Qiao Jin said drunkenly, "No need, we...we interrupted."
Momo Su nodded desperately.
"I'm very happy that you can come." The hostess took the child and said, "Mom always sighs, and the teacher's life is hard. It was a special era, when the trees are beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy them. Sister Taoer sang Well, if a person is motivated, if he becomes the leader of a troupe, he will definitely not be able to escape the political storm, and the lifeblood of the troupe will also be lost. It is all master's intention to leave overseas. Therefore, the sisters turned against each other, and the brothers turned against each other, but this is something that even Master did not expect... All I know is the general meaning in the letter."
After bidding farewell to Yao Youli's descendants, Qiao Jinzui led Su Momo by the hand and returned to the car without saying a word.
The little hamster was about to cry, Qiao Jinzui closed the car door with a "bang", and tore open the letter Yao Youli left for senior sister Yao Youtao.
Momo Su beat and patted her, and stopped her: "Ah!!! What are you doing?!"
Qiao Jin spread his hands drunk, and on the thin and yellowed old letter paper, he wrote a line of deep ink characters in delicate petite lowercase letters——
"This kind of flowers and plants are loved by people, life and death are according to people's wishes, so there is no one to complain..."
Momo Su: "..."
Qiao Jinzui: "Mr. Yao saw off the guests that day, did he also sing this line?"
Su Momo was startled, and said, "Yes."
Consciousness, good fortune tricks people, life and death do not see each other.
The little hamster couldn't bear it any longer, and threw himself into Qiao Jinzui's arms, crying loudly.
Qiao Jin was drunk and silent, patting the hamster lightly.
After a long time, Su Momo wiped away her tears, the tears were still hanging, raised her face, and said drunkenly to Qiao Jin: "You, what do you want to say to me? Say it now! Say it right away! Say it right away!... "
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
I'm not dead yet! ! !
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Thanks to the arms dealers for their passionate support:
25349887扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-11-1022:47:28
☆, west
The scorching sun was shining brightly on the desolate highway in Texas. Qiao Jin was driving drunk. moisture.
Qiao Jin glanced at her long eyes drunk, looked at her every ten seconds, looked at her every ten seconds, and said, "Hee hee! Cute..."
Su Momo sniffled her little nose, looked out of the window with her almond eyes, and said, "I hate it!... Where are we, are we going?"
Jojin drunk: "Oh, I don't know either. I'm going around in circles."
Momo Su: "Pfft!!"
The clear water in the throat was like a sweet spring, and it was hard to swallow immediately. I wondered if I should save some, so as not to immediately enter the wilderness survival mode.
Seeing this, Qiao Jinzui smiled and said, "Short oil, spray yourself with water... Tsk tsk, don't always try to seduce me..."
Momo Su patted the case: "Did you say you got lost?!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..." With long and slender fingers, he brushed his flowing black hair, and said boldly, "Mmm..."
Momo Su: "..."
Help ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Qiao Jin said to himself drunk: "Huh? I remember the entrance is here, why is it gone?..."
What entrance?
Gas station?
Halfway service?
Emergency point?
Su Momo hurriedly leaned on the hot car window, opened her eyes wide, and observed carefully.
On the wild gravel plain, the distant mountains seem to never reach, and the edge of the road is almost invisible.Gray-yellow wind and sand is the only scenery.
They have only one car.
Su Momo turned around and sat down, and asked calmly, "How much oil is left?"
Qiao Jinzui: "There are still some left. Don't worry, we won't become mummies."
Momo Su: "..."
Don't scare me! !
The little hamster shivered.In the high temperature of [-] or [-] degrees, a broken down car, an empty water bottle, and two dry but beautiful mummies appeared in front of my eyes...
Qiao Jinzui: "Don't overdo it."
Momo Su: "Oh..."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !
The evil wind suddenly picked up, and the front of the windshield was covered with wind, sand and fog.
Qiao Jin's drunken eyes lit up, and he hurriedly shifted gears to speed up.
"...Could it be here?" She murmured softly, making a sharp turn with her hand, and the off-road vehicle rushed out of the road!
Momo Su: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!"
Bumping wildly, he crashed into a sandstorm.
Fortunately, the seat belt was tied, Su Momo was in the car, and he jumped up and down for about 15 minutes, only to hear Qiao Jinzui say: "It's here!!" There was some excitement in his words.
Her mind was blank, Su Momo didn't care about rubbing her buttocks, she took off her little hand covering her eyes in fear, and looked through her fingers.
It turned out that they had crossed a valley.
Narrowly falling behind, in sight——
On the desolate and vast plains of the earth, thousands of large and small planes are neatly arranged, in the wind of the yellow sand, like a long sleep, silent here.
Under the scorching sun, these old planes of unknown age reflected dazzling light and shone like gold, but they were dead and lifeless.
"Do you know the aircraft cemetery?..." Qiao Jin calmly said.
Su Momo couldn't take her eyes off, staring at this majestic yet slightly desolate spectacle, her heart was shocked, and she said blankly: "No, I don't know..."
Qiao Jin heard it drunk, and smiled slightly: "Yes, few people have thought about where an airplane will end up... It is such a place, the burial ground of airplanes." She restarted the off-road vehicle , into this wonderful cemetery.
Su Momo sucked his little hands firmly on the car glass, and sighed, "So there is such a place..."
The off-road vehicle passed under the tall frame of the fuselage, stirring up sand and dust, and the dust scattered, caressing the frame, just like caressing the huge keel of a prehistoric monster.
Feeling insignificant, Qiao Jin said drunkly: "Retired aircraft will be brought here, whether they are military aircraft or civil aviation. Some will die forever, some will be transformed, and some will become parts suppliers..."
Su Momo turned her head and said, "Jin Zui, what, what are you doing here?" Nervously, she gently covered Qiao Jinzui's hand with her two small hands.
Qiao Jin smiled drunk, held it back, touched it, and said, "Oh, don't worry about me! You also know that my family used to build airplanes. Since I passed by, I thought, why don't you pay a visit to an old friend? .After all, I don't know how many times I can come to this place where the birds don't shit..."
Su Momo was surprised: "There are people in this place where the bird doesn't shit?!"
Qiao Jin stopped the car drunk, pulled the handbrake, and said, "Of course!"
Su Momo clicked and got out of the car. The two stood in the densely packed plane enclosure. Su Momo looked in all directions. The planes were similar, so he couldn't tell the reason.Qiaojin was drunk and familiar with the road, took a look around a few times, and climbed up a mottled and rusty ladder.
Momo Su: "Wait, wait for me!..."
"Boom, boom, boom!!" "Boom, boom, boom!!"
Qiao Jin leaned on the outside of the fuselage with his bare hands and knocked on the door with strength.
Su Momo hid behind Qiao Jinzui and held onto the handrail of the ladder tightly, feeling that this old and dilapidated medium-sized plane was about to be knocked to pieces by Qiao Meiren.
Qiao Jin was drunk and smashed the door, and started to shout: "Don't sleep!! It's noon!! Wake up!!!"
The plane door was pushed open with a "bang", and Qiao Jinzui dodged in time, otherwise he would directly fall down the ladder.
A bird's nest-shaped messy black-haired head protruded from the dark cabin door.
Su Momo was startled. Against the light, she could see that it was a pale girl. The girl was wearing an army blue anti-static jumpsuit, her nose was upturned and her eyes were upturned. Goggles, hanging crookedly.
Momo Su: "..."
Frankenstein? !
Qiao Jinzui: "Ahem."
Miss Frankenstein finally opened her eyes sleepily.
The sun was coming straight, and she saw Qiao Jin's drunken face, her eyes and pupils dilated together.
"Leah..." she murmured with joy and anticipation.
Qiao Jin said coldly, "Kong Shuang, it's me."
Hope disappeared like ashes in the black eyes under the goggles in an instant.
Kong Shuang raised her face, bathed in the scorching sun, feeling lost but reminiscing: "It's you!...I thought...I just...arrived in heaven..."
Jokin said decisively: "You're in hell now. Well, let's go in, we're almost dry."
Momo Su came to Kong Shuang's room, to be precise, the cabin where Kong Shuang lived.This place is like a laboratory, with all kinds of electronic equipment filling the space, a single bed, solitary, placed in the corner at the end of the fuselage, the frequency of use is probably not as high as the sofa in front of the long table.
In the dimness, there are only complicated and incomprehensible signals on the screens of the instruments.
Jokin looked drunk and said, "Axis control code on board? Are you still writing this stuff, you're wasting your time."
Kong Shuang "bang" put a cup of instant coffee in front of Qiao Jinzui, some of the coffee spilled out and spilled on the table.
"I am willing." Kong Shuang said expressionlessly.
Qiao Jin shook his beautiful hand, which was splashed by cheap coffee, and said, "This is my wife, my wedding, why don't you come?"
Su Momo tremblingly took the coffee mug from Kong Shuang, and said softly, "Thank you, thank you..."
Kong Shuang: "Why did you marry this kind of person?"
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Momo Su: "..."
I don't know how many times I have heard this kind of century-old torture, and it seems to have become the consensus of human beings.
Qiao Jinzui: "Don't change the subject, and don't spoil my wife."
Kong Shuang: "Too lazy to go!"
Qiao Jinzui: "What kind of reason is that?"
Kong Shuang: "The real reason."
Qiao Jinzui: "You lied!"
Kong Shuang: "Goodbye!"
Momo Su: "...you, you haven't seen each other for a long time, let's have a good chat, I, I'll go out first!" Putting down the coffee, she quickly got up.
Qiao Jin was drunk and asked to stay: "Baby, don't leave! Are you not afraid that we will fight?"
Kong Shuang: "She can't beat me, don't worry go wait in the car."
Momo Su thought for a while and said, "OK..."
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
sweetheart!You occasionally care about my life and death! !
The sweetheart abandoned her, and Qiao Jin poked his head out pitifully, with long eyes flashing drunkenly, watching Su Momo return to the off-road vehicle and sit down.
After gently closing the hatch, Qiao Jinzui heard a voice behind him: "You haven't been followed, have you?"
Qiao Jin shook his head drunk: "The car is rented. I was on the road and took a few laps."
Kong Shuang sat down, looked at the computer screen on the table, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I just don't want to disturb my purity because of you."
The corner of Qiao Jin's drunken lips raised slightly: "A person who was almost kicked out by the Air Force, what kind of purity is there?"
Kong Shuang looked indifferent, and tapped on the keyboard: "I'm very clean now, I haven't seen a living person in a few months, I feel very good."
Qiao Jinzui put her head up, and said softly, "No matter how sad you are, she will never come back...My sister, she doesn't live in these outdated codes..."
Kong Shuang's dexterous knuckles were slightly sluggish, and her eyes also paused in the lines of small green characters that shimmered slightly.
"You are wasting your genius." Qiao Jinzui said again heartlessly, "Could it be that your ability can only serve Qiao Jinji alone?"
Kong Shuang turned her face slowly, held Qiao Jinzui's charming face with both hands, and stared closely: "...What about you? Do you think that Qiao Jinji lives in your eyes?!"
Looking at each other, Qiao Jinzui chuckled lightly, lowering her beautiful eyes with different colors: "Kong Shuang, we are all trying to keep her in our own way...we...we are all the same self righteous. I need your help , you will also get all the resources you need. I will take everything back and go further than my sister!..."
Kong Shuang said indifferently, "Why should I trust you when Qiao Jinfu can't even do it?"
Qiao Jin said drunkly: "For this, I will lose everything first."
Kong Shuang looked into Qiao Jinzui's eyes for a long time before saying, "...Really? If you can survive that day, come to me again!"
Qiao Jinzui: "OK, it's a deal! Er... have you touched enough?"
Kong Shuang ruthlessly threw Qiao Jinzui's head away, as if throwing a watermelon.
Qiao Jin held his neck drunkenly: "Ouch!!!——"
Kong Shuang stood up, pushed the door and went out, thumped down the ladder, and said, "There are usually no guests, so you come here once in a while, and I will take you for a ride in the canyon."
Qiao Jin was drunk behind and said: "We won't go to the canyon by ourselves? I want you a light bulb. Just give us the red envelope you owe."
Seeing the two of them coming down, Su Momo quickly opened the car door and stood up.
Just in time, Kong Shuang yelled: "There is no red envelope! Kill me!!"
Momo Su: "..."
Angrily, he stretched out his small hand and twisted Qiao Jin's drunken ear: "Why are you doing this?!"
Qiao Papi first pinned it to his neck, and now that he lost his ears, he almost knelt down and begged for mercy.
Kong Shuang smiled and said, "I have a Hummer here. If Ms. Su hasn't ridden it before, sit and play. Let's go to the canyon to watch the sunset. This is the best gift I have here."
Qiao Jinzui covered his ears and neck: "Is my car not good?!" making the last struggle.
Kong Shuang: "No, the chassis is too low."
Qiao Jinzui: "You didn't watch it at all!!"
Kong Shuang drives an army Hummer, almost like a tank.
Su Momo sat in the co-driver, as if participating in a unique off-road trip in the west.They first passed through the endless aircraft cemetery, and then the rocky mountain pass fissures, until they reached the open canyon, the terrain was like a knife, and the cliff could no longer move forward.
Kong Shuang opened the roof sunroof, climbed up first by herself, then lifted Su Momo's petite figure lightly, and climbed up to the roof as well.
Qiao Jin folded his arms drunk and sat in the back seat of the car, sulking alone.
Momo Su asked Kong Shuang many things about the aircraft cemetery, and Kong Shuang answered them one by one. For example, the climate in Texas is dry and the soil is acid-free, which is very suitable for the storage of aircraft, and no additional concrete facilities are needed.
This kind of knowledge-increasing conversation is very interesting. I don't want to talk to Qiao Jin drunk, so I started to raise my posture while talking.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Su Momo suddenly performed a standard dance move - "hanging the golden hook upside down", bent half of her body from the skylight, and looked at Qiao Jinzui face to face.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Momo Su: "Are you angry?..."
Jokin drunk: "No."
Momo Su: "Really not?..."
Qiao Jinzui: "Hmph!"
Su Momo pouted her cherry-like mouth, "Chirp!", kissed Qiao Jin on the tip of his nose, swung himself up, and sat back on the roof of the car lightly.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
All diseases disappear! ! !
Shouting and screaming, he climbed to the roof of the car and competed with Kong Shuang for a seat.
Kong Shuang: "I'm going to fall!!"
Qiao Jin drunk: "Goodbye!!"
Kong Shuang: "Hit you!"
Qiao Jin drunk: "Hit you!"
Momo Su: "..."
He stretched out his little hand, and rushed forward to try to persuade him to fight.
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☆, honeymoon
The nameless canyon, the afterglow of the setting sun.
The dazzling orange light painted the earth a thick golden color.
On the roof of the car, Su Momo was bathed in the bright and charming sunlight, her little apricot eyes were shining brightly, Qiao Jinzui was sitting on her left hand, and Kong Shuang was sitting on her right hand, one was two years old and the other was about three years old.
Qiao Jinzui: "Hug!——"
Kong Shuang: "Cut!"
Momo Su hugged Qiao Jin drunk.
Qiao Jinzui turned to Kong Shuang: "Slightly slightly slightly slightly!..."
Kong Shuang: "Heck, heck, heck!"
Momo Su: "..."
You two aren't even full moon yet, are you? !
The setting sun was about to fade away, and at the moment of farewell, Qiao Jin got into the car drunk, jumped out of the car, shook hands with Kong Shuang: "Goodbye, comrade-in-arms."
Kong Shuang stretched out her hand disdainfully, squeezed it lightly, but couldn't hide a trace of surprise: "...it's not like you."
Qiao Jin asked drunkly, "Is there anything special about me?"
Kong Shuang sneered: "Unforgettable?"
Qiao Jinzui curled his lips slightly, showing a clear and beautiful shallow smile, and turned around to leave.
Kong Shuang was dazed for a while, and subconsciously stretched out her hand to grab Qiao Jinzui.
Qiao Jinzui: "Huh?"
Kong Shuang looked away, blinked a few times, and when she raised her eyes again, her heart softened a little, and she looked in Su Momo's direction: "Aren't you going to tell her?...Miss Su is so considerate, she must understand you .”
Qiao Jin was drunk and condescending, looked at Kong Shuang, and said, "I don't want her to lose her life because of her understanding."
After hearing this, Kong Shuang lowered her clever eyes, laughed at herself, and said, "...that's very good, if you can really do this, if you...can really give up everything, maybe, you Will come back alive." She let go, "Zoe, good luck to you. No, good luck, comrade."
Qiao Jin smiled drunk, "Thank you. I think what I need most now is luck."
The off-road vehicle started, and Momo Su kept waving at Kong Shuang in the car.
The sky was getting darker and darker, and Kong Shuang's figure quickly merged with the plane behind her and the outlines of many planes, sinking into the wind and sand.
"Let's go back to the airport." Qiao Jin said drunkly, looking at the time on the dashboard.
The vast and endless road is straight ahead, and the headlights can go far and far.
"...Who is Leah?" Momo Su asked.
Qiao Jin paused slightly when he was drunk, and almost stepped on the brakes by mistake: "What... what Leah?"
Su Momo looked out of the window, the moon was as white as washing, and it was gradually rising: "I saw that the plane where Kong Shuang lived was painted with LEAH, Leah, Leah? It's very mottled, I can't see it clearly..." The little hamster stood up. After thinking for a while, "Aren't these foreign planes and ships named after women's pet names?..."
Qiao Jin's heart beat like a drum, looking at the little hamster wife under the soft moonlight, he couldn't bear to just say "I don't know".
This pair of Momo Su may have been just an ordinary conversation. Qiao Jin was in a state of intoxication, but he had already fought a million times.
"Leah is... the name of a good friend." Qiao Jinzui changed gears and finally said.
Momo Su: "And also your good friend?"
Qiao Jinzui: "...Yes. She is also my good friend. However, I haven't seen her for a long time..."
The pupils in the long eyes dilated slightly.
"We will see each other!" Su Momo nodded and said firmly, "If you miss each other, you will definitely see each other!"
Qiao Jin looked at Momo Su drunk, a little surprised, and suddenly laughed: "...Tell you, this friend of mine has a very rich family. This is her private jet. She didn't fly back to China, so she doesn't need it. It was only placed here. Kong Shuang must have felt that the interior of this plane is particularly luxurious, so she lived in it! In the end, it turned into a doghouse!..."
Momo Su: "Not really! I think...it's so cool!!"
Qiao Jin exhaled through his nostrils drunk: "Really? Why didn't I feel..."
Momo Su: "You're jealous."
Qiao Jinzui: "... Please explain why I am jealous."
Momo Su: "This is flying far away."
Qiao Jinzui: "This is obviously self-exile! You are far away from me, and you are willing to live here?!"
Momo Su: "Yes."
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Silence, long silence.
Momo Su: "What are you thinking?"
Qiao Jinzui: "I think we should go home and get out of bed right away."
Su Momo blushed, and clapped her small hand indiscriminately: "You hate it!!"
Qiao Jinzui: "Don't slap your face!——"
Accompanied by the scream of brakes, the off-road vehicle parked at the designated location of the airport.
Jokin swiped his credit card at the machine drunk.
Momo Su took a closer look. It was only a second away from the hour to return the vehicle, and the fuel tank was used until it was empty.
"Hahaha! It's amazing!" Joe smirked with his hands on his hips.
Momo Su: This kind of skinning skills is really not covered! !
The wife and wife flew a long-distance flight for more than ten hours, then changed from a large plane to a small plane, and returned to Hengdian.
In addition to the extras, the crew of "Flowing Years" with hundreds of people is waiting to be fed, eagerly looking forward to the return of the two leading actors.
Yu Xia had dark circles under her eyes: "Thank God! You still know how to come back?!"
Qiao Jinzui: "We've only been away for two days!! Are you in a hurry?!"
Emma rushed up: "Momo! Momo! Momo!"
Momo Su: "Mary! Mary! Mary!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Yu Xia: "Assistant Ai, please go and inform that the first and second girls are back, and we will be filming a scene on Guangzhou Street tonight."
Qiao Jinzui: "Guangzhou Street? That's a finale scene, you should save it until the end!"
Other scenes can be filmed out of sequence, even the most important scenes, but only the final scene, few directors are willing to finish filming ahead of time.The final scene is the explosion, the end, the lone star in the dark night, guiding the direction.
Yu Xia said: "You have to queue up to enter Guangzhou Street! Our crew has the fewest shots on Guangzhou Street, and the schedule for us is the highest!"
Qiao Jinzui went from the recorder, and reached for the notification letter issued by the Hengdian Film and Television City Management Office: "Why don't you give it according to the time slots provided on our application form!... What is this?"
Yu Xia glanced at it, and said, "Hey! It's not this! This is the decision made by the film and television city to punish you for setting off fireworks indiscriminately."
Qiao Jinzui twitched his lips and asked, "What is the fine? Money?"
Yu Xia: "Yes."
Qiao Jin drunk "scratching" and the goddess scattered flowers, tearing up the fine notice to pieces: "Ahem, no money. Guangzhou Street! It must be Bo Xiaoliang, a dead mouse who made a ghost!! Last time the water tank was the same It was only shipped in at midnight, you remember."
Yu Xia: "I just want to leave this ghostly place now."
Qiao Jin thought about it drunk, and said with a chuckle: "Okay, Momo and I will finish up in the afternoon, and then study the script, and try to pass it smoothly in the evening."
So Momo Su and Qiao Jinzui went back to the hotel first.
Qiao Jinzui: "Hello, please send me a courier."
Front desk lady: "Okay, is it addressed to... Ms. 'Yao Youtao'?"
Qiao Jinzui: "Yes."
Front desk lady: "What is it?"
Qiao Jinzui and Su Momo looked at each other, and replied: "A letter. Please record the fee on the room card."
Front desk lady: "Hello, your previous room has been refunded."
Momo Su: "..." asked, "Did you do it?!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..." waved his hands, "It's not me! It's not me! Oh my god, this crew has already obtained my true biography!!"
Front desk lady: "It's peak season now, with the same price, there is still a suite."
Qiao Jin quickly asked for instructions when he was drunk: "Just one night, do you think it's okay?"
Su Momo nodded shyly, and she didn't know why she was shy.
Not to mention that the two are husband and wife, even if two girls who have no adultery, live in the big bed room together, that is also innocent! !
The lady at the front desk: "Okay." She blushed a little, and after a quick operation, she said, "This is your room card." She blushed again.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Eh?
Su Momo took the room card and ran away quickly.
The two got on the elevator, walked through the corridor, inserted their cards, and pushed open the door.
Momo Su: "..."
What did I promise...
Qiao Jinzui: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
This is a brand new, exquisite, beautiful, touching, baby pink honeymoon suite.
A double bed in the shape of a candy heart, pink curtains and light gauze curtains, a swan-shaped white porcelain double bathtub, and fresh rose petals are placed in a crystal basin.Aromatherapy is foolproof, the air is clear and sweet, and the more it smells, the more it smells like a drug...
Momo Su clenched his fist and stomped his feet, and the little hamster's fluff exploded: "Joe! Jin! Drunk!!——"
Qiao Jin jumped up anxiously drunk: "Ah, Knock Li! This designer, isn't he a joke sent by a monkey?! Who is going to spend their honeymoon in Hengdian!! This kind of taste, the price is reduced, and no one will live there!! !"
Momo Su: "We just lowered the price to live in."
Qiao Jinzui: "..." panicked, wanted to cry, hugged Su Momo's calf, and cried loudly, "It's not me! It's not me! I don't know anything! It's really none of my business." !!!”
Momo Su: "..."
Look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
God, what crimes did I do in my previous life?
Xiao Xing's eyes were full of tears.
Twist Jokin's drunken ear and drag her into the honeymoon suite.
The door closed with a "bang!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
For a moment, the door turned into the door, and she stood up "whoosh": "It's all here, otherwise..."
Momo Su: "Otherwise you are so tall! Sit down! Let's play!!"
Qiao Jinzui: "Oh..." The little daughter-in-law ran to Su Momo's side, stood upright, and said flatteringly, "Sit wherever you say..." So saying, he invited Su Momo to the edge of the bed sit down.
Su Momo was rubbing her small chest to calm down, Fen Guoguo looked dizzy in the room, and Qiao Jin was drunk to help her, so she sat down.
Qiao Jinzui thought that he had accomplished a good deed, and was ready to coax his wife well, so he sat down next to Momo Su with great enthusiasm, intending to deliver a gentle speech.
She went down, Su Momo made a "bang", her petite figure first flew into the air, then drew a beautiful parabola, and fell down silently.
Qiao Jin was so drunk that he went to pick it up: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Why is this still a water bed?!"
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☆, finished
Luckily, Su Momo had practiced before. She hugged her knees and fell into Qiao Jin's drunken arms. The two of them fell into the thick pink carpet like a dreamy sea, undulating and rolling.
Momo Su: "..."
Although life is still dead.
Qiao Jin stumbled drunk and stood up. Seeing Su Momo's expressionless face, he was so frightened that he hurriedly kissed his wife's little face, "What, what?", kissing endlessly.And he moved his hands up and down, kneading and kneading to check if Momo Su fell anywhere.
"...Baby! Are you okay, baby?!"
This first aid method is also useless, Su Momo lay on the ground, facing the sky, remained indifferent, convulsed with anger.
Qiao Jinzui: It's over, my wife broke.
Su Momo stretched out a small hand: "Help me up."
Qiao Jinzui: "...Hey!"
Before lifting Momo Su up and sitting on the sofa, Qiao Jinzui carefully inspected the sofa to see if there were any strange tricks of interest.
Sure enough, she accidentally pressed something, and the two sofa cushions snapped together like a big clamp.
Qiao Jinzui's face paled: My God, what kind of assist posture is this? !
She pressed again in her hand, as if touching another mechanism.
Immediately, under the floor of the hall, a colorful karaoke stand rose, and at the same time, a glistening disco dance ball lamp hung down from the ceiling of the hall.
Qiao Jinzui: "Ah..."
Momo Su: "???"
The TV turned on automatically, and a hot, gaudy, affectionate, and ambiguous duet folk song MTV began to play.
The green mountains are surrounded by green water, and the magic sound pierces the eardrum.
Momo Su: "..."
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
What kind of love honeymoon suite is this? !This is simply the cell of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty! !
Su Momo picked up Qiao Jinzui's ear and threw Qiao Jinzui out the door.
Qiao Jin knocked on the door drunk: "Wife! At least let me wait for you to take a shower!!"
Su Momo said: "Shameless!!—" and went to take a shower.
Therefore, the scene of Xi'er killing Xiaoshui, which is scheduled to be filmed on Guangzhou Street at night, should be easy to mobilize emotions.
Su Momo used a prop gun to shoot Qiao Jinzui several times without even blinking.
Qiao Jin was aggrieved and said, "Ah, there's still a machine gun here, why don't you shoot at me to calm down?"
Momo Su: "Yes
After noon, Lie Yang chased to the front of the car.
The two drove into a quiet and empty town, with no one to ask for directions.
After searching for the address swindled from Ms. Yao, the heavy-duty SUV parked in front of an ordinary American house.
In a typical western town, each family has a single-family brick house. The houses are uniform in shape and similar in appearance, like copy and paste keys, clicked one by one.
Facing the heat wave outside the car, Su Momo poked his head out and carefully recognized the house number: "Jin Zui, it seems to be here..."
Qiaojin was so drunk that he stuck out his tongue: "Ah, I see it's the same everywhere...Where is this, is it hell?..."
Su Momo gave her a white look, and stuck the cool mineral water bottle on Qiao Erha's demon face that seemed to be about to wither.
Qiao Jin gave a drunken snort of satisfaction, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he ran out of the car.
It turned out that on the lawn in front of the street, a little girl walked up pushing a toy bicycle.
This little girl has black eyes, brown hair, and is of mixed race.
Qiao Jinzui ran over with long legs, and Su Momo followed.
The little girl stopped on the street and looked at them both curiously.
Qiao Jin thought about it drunk, and asked the little girl in Chinese: "Hello, do you know what 'Kunqu Opera' is?"
Momo Su: "..."
What is the problem? !
Blame Shushu, oh no, blame Auntie! !Don't scare the kids! !
The little girl stuttered silently for a long time, then suddenly said: "...Hello... I don't say much. My grandma says a little."
Qiao Jinzui and Su Momo were overjoyed. Qiao Jinzui smiled like an old crook, squatted down and asked, "Your grandma? 'Kunqu Opera' is delicious, let's ask her."
Momo Su: "..."
Don't lie to children!People are very smart!
The little girl said in frustration: "...I have never done it before."
Momo Su: "..."
Qiao Jinzui: "Hee hee! I haven't eaten it either, you can ask grandma, we'll wait for you here!"
The little girl thought for a while, pushed the toy bicycle, and ran away.
Su Momo felt uneasy, seeing the girl running and running, she ran to the house number they were looking for!
Qiao Jin said drunkenly: "There is a show!" He took Su Momo's little hand, walked together, and waited under the door.
Not long after, a woman with black hair and black eyes opened the door, and the little girl was behind her, holding her calf with both hands.
"Who are you?..." The woman asked kindly in substandard Chinese.
Qiao Jin said with a drunken smile: "Ah, madam, you are so beautiful! We are entrusted by someone to come to visit. I don't know, have you heard the name 'Yao Youtao', we..."
The woman was a little happy, and immediately said: "...Please come in! Please come in!"
Momo Su is very happy, she found the right one!
Qiao Jin was drunk but frowned.
After exchanging some pleasantries, they walked into the living room, and the hostess left for a while. The little girl surrounded Momo Su, asking questions, where they came from, and how big the airport was. She also took out her own toys and showed them to Momo Su.
Qiao Jin glanced slightly with his long eyes, and raised his chin: "Do you seem to like you very much?... Hee hee, I like you too..." Se Mimi moved her face closer.
Su Momo hurriedly pushed her away, wishing she could cover the children's eyes: "...Ah, someone else's house!...You, are you jealous of the children?..."
Qiao Jin was drunk when he was told about the central matter, and he immediately sat up straight like a spring, without looking sideways, and said: "No!!"
Momo Su: "..."
After a while, the hostess, who said to pour some water, returned to the living room. There was no water glass in her hand, and she brought out a gilt lacquer wooden box with black background and a small copper lock, which was slightly mottled.
Su Momo and Qiao Jinzui hurriedly stood up.
Su Momo was a little flustered.
Qiao Jinzui remained silent.
The hostess smiled, put down the lacquer box carefully, and said: "Mother said before she was alive that if there is an old friend that Sister Tao'er told her, she will entrust this cloak to her."
Su Momo's heart skipped a beat.
Yao Youli, the junior sister of Yao's class, is no longer here.
Qiao Jinzui: "Thank you... Excuse me, who sends the postcards every year?"
The hostess said: "It's me. My mother told me to keep posting it until Sister Tao'er gets back the token from the class."
Su Momo's little hamster's cheeks were sore, he couldn't speak, and when he made a sound, he was about to cry.
Qiao Jin asked drunkenly, "Is there anything you want us to convey?"
The hostess said in a blunt Chinese pronunciation: "There is a letter, put together with the clothes. You guys, do you need to check it?"
Qiao Jin said drunkenly, "No need, we...we interrupted."
Momo Su nodded desperately.
"I'm very happy that you can come." The hostess took the child and said, "Mom always sighs, and the teacher's life is hard. It was a special era, when the trees are beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy them. Sister Taoer sang Well, if a person is motivated, if he becomes the leader of a troupe, he will definitely not be able to escape the political storm, and the lifeblood of the troupe will also be lost. It is all master's intention to leave overseas. Therefore, the sisters turned against each other, and the brothers turned against each other, but this is something that even Master did not expect... All I know is the general meaning in the letter."
After bidding farewell to Yao Youli's descendants, Qiao Jinzui led Su Momo by the hand and returned to the car without saying a word.
The little hamster was about to cry, Qiao Jinzui closed the car door with a "bang", and tore open the letter Yao Youli left for senior sister Yao Youtao.
Momo Su beat and patted her, and stopped her: "Ah!!! What are you doing?!"
Qiao Jin spread his hands drunk, and on the thin and yellowed old letter paper, he wrote a line of deep ink characters in delicate petite lowercase letters——
"This kind of flowers and plants are loved by people, life and death are according to people's wishes, so there is no one to complain..."
Momo Su: "..."
Qiao Jinzui: "Mr. Yao saw off the guests that day, did he also sing this line?"
Su Momo was startled, and said, "Yes."
Consciousness, good fortune tricks people, life and death do not see each other.
The little hamster couldn't bear it any longer, and threw himself into Qiao Jinzui's arms, crying loudly.
Qiao Jin was drunk and silent, patting the hamster lightly.
After a long time, Su Momo wiped away her tears, the tears were still hanging, raised her face, and said drunkenly to Qiao Jin: "You, what do you want to say to me? Say it now! Say it right away! Say it right away!... "
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
I'm not dead yet! ! !
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Thanks to the arms dealers for their passionate support:
25349887扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2017-11-1022:47:28
☆, west
The scorching sun was shining brightly on the desolate highway in Texas. Qiao Jin was driving drunk. moisture.
Qiao Jin glanced at her long eyes drunk, looked at her every ten seconds, looked at her every ten seconds, and said, "Hee hee! Cute..."
Su Momo sniffled her little nose, looked out of the window with her almond eyes, and said, "I hate it!... Where are we, are we going?"
Jojin drunk: "Oh, I don't know either. I'm going around in circles."
Momo Su: "Pfft!!"
The clear water in the throat was like a sweet spring, and it was hard to swallow immediately. I wondered if I should save some, so as not to immediately enter the wilderness survival mode.
Seeing this, Qiao Jinzui smiled and said, "Short oil, spray yourself with water... Tsk tsk, don't always try to seduce me..."
Momo Su patted the case: "Did you say you got lost?!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..." With long and slender fingers, he brushed his flowing black hair, and said boldly, "Mmm..."
Momo Su: "..."
Help ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Qiao Jin said to himself drunk: "Huh? I remember the entrance is here, why is it gone?..."
What entrance?
Gas station?
Halfway service?
Emergency point?
Su Momo hurriedly leaned on the hot car window, opened her eyes wide, and observed carefully.
On the wild gravel plain, the distant mountains seem to never reach, and the edge of the road is almost invisible.Gray-yellow wind and sand is the only scenery.
They have only one car.
Su Momo turned around and sat down, and asked calmly, "How much oil is left?"
Qiao Jinzui: "There are still some left. Don't worry, we won't become mummies."
Momo Su: "..."
Don't scare me! !
The little hamster shivered.In the high temperature of [-] or [-] degrees, a broken down car, an empty water bottle, and two dry but beautiful mummies appeared in front of my eyes...
Qiao Jinzui: "Don't overdo it."
Momo Su: "Oh..."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !
The evil wind suddenly picked up, and the front of the windshield was covered with wind, sand and fog.
Qiao Jin's drunken eyes lit up, and he hurriedly shifted gears to speed up.
"...Could it be here?" She murmured softly, making a sharp turn with her hand, and the off-road vehicle rushed out of the road!
Momo Su: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!"
Bumping wildly, he crashed into a sandstorm.
Fortunately, the seat belt was tied, Su Momo was in the car, and he jumped up and down for about 15 minutes, only to hear Qiao Jinzui say: "It's here!!" There was some excitement in his words.
Her mind was blank, Su Momo didn't care about rubbing her buttocks, she took off her little hand covering her eyes in fear, and looked through her fingers.
It turned out that they had crossed a valley.
Narrowly falling behind, in sight——
On the desolate and vast plains of the earth, thousands of large and small planes are neatly arranged, in the wind of the yellow sand, like a long sleep, silent here.
Under the scorching sun, these old planes of unknown age reflected dazzling light and shone like gold, but they were dead and lifeless.
"Do you know the aircraft cemetery?..." Qiao Jin calmly said.
Su Momo couldn't take her eyes off, staring at this majestic yet slightly desolate spectacle, her heart was shocked, and she said blankly: "No, I don't know..."
Qiao Jin heard it drunk, and smiled slightly: "Yes, few people have thought about where an airplane will end up... It is such a place, the burial ground of airplanes." She restarted the off-road vehicle , into this wonderful cemetery.
Su Momo sucked his little hands firmly on the car glass, and sighed, "So there is such a place..."
The off-road vehicle passed under the tall frame of the fuselage, stirring up sand and dust, and the dust scattered, caressing the frame, just like caressing the huge keel of a prehistoric monster.
Feeling insignificant, Qiao Jin said drunkly: "Retired aircraft will be brought here, whether they are military aircraft or civil aviation. Some will die forever, some will be transformed, and some will become parts suppliers..."
Su Momo turned her head and said, "Jin Zui, what, what are you doing here?" Nervously, she gently covered Qiao Jinzui's hand with her two small hands.
Qiao Jin smiled drunk, held it back, touched it, and said, "Oh, don't worry about me! You also know that my family used to build airplanes. Since I passed by, I thought, why don't you pay a visit to an old friend? .After all, I don't know how many times I can come to this place where the birds don't shit..."
Su Momo was surprised: "There are people in this place where the bird doesn't shit?!"
Qiao Jin stopped the car drunk, pulled the handbrake, and said, "Of course!"
Su Momo clicked and got out of the car. The two stood in the densely packed plane enclosure. Su Momo looked in all directions. The planes were similar, so he couldn't tell the reason.Qiaojin was drunk and familiar with the road, took a look around a few times, and climbed up a mottled and rusty ladder.
Momo Su: "Wait, wait for me!..."
"Boom, boom, boom!!" "Boom, boom, boom!!"
Qiao Jin leaned on the outside of the fuselage with his bare hands and knocked on the door with strength.
Su Momo hid behind Qiao Jinzui and held onto the handrail of the ladder tightly, feeling that this old and dilapidated medium-sized plane was about to be knocked to pieces by Qiao Meiren.
Qiao Jin was drunk and smashed the door, and started to shout: "Don't sleep!! It's noon!! Wake up!!!"
The plane door was pushed open with a "bang", and Qiao Jinzui dodged in time, otherwise he would directly fall down the ladder.
A bird's nest-shaped messy black-haired head protruded from the dark cabin door.
Su Momo was startled. Against the light, she could see that it was a pale girl. The girl was wearing an army blue anti-static jumpsuit, her nose was upturned and her eyes were upturned. Goggles, hanging crookedly.
Momo Su: "..."
Frankenstein? !
Qiao Jinzui: "Ahem."
Miss Frankenstein finally opened her eyes sleepily.
The sun was coming straight, and she saw Qiao Jin's drunken face, her eyes and pupils dilated together.
"Leah..." she murmured with joy and anticipation.
Qiao Jin said coldly, "Kong Shuang, it's me."
Hope disappeared like ashes in the black eyes under the goggles in an instant.
Kong Shuang raised her face, bathed in the scorching sun, feeling lost but reminiscing: "It's you!...I thought...I just...arrived in heaven..."
Jokin said decisively: "You're in hell now. Well, let's go in, we're almost dry."
Momo Su came to Kong Shuang's room, to be precise, the cabin where Kong Shuang lived.This place is like a laboratory, with all kinds of electronic equipment filling the space, a single bed, solitary, placed in the corner at the end of the fuselage, the frequency of use is probably not as high as the sofa in front of the long table.
In the dimness, there are only complicated and incomprehensible signals on the screens of the instruments.
Jokin looked drunk and said, "Axis control code on board? Are you still writing this stuff, you're wasting your time."
Kong Shuang "bang" put a cup of instant coffee in front of Qiao Jinzui, some of the coffee spilled out and spilled on the table.
"I am willing." Kong Shuang said expressionlessly.
Qiao Jin shook his beautiful hand, which was splashed by cheap coffee, and said, "This is my wife, my wedding, why don't you come?"
Su Momo tremblingly took the coffee mug from Kong Shuang, and said softly, "Thank you, thank you..."
Kong Shuang: "Why did you marry this kind of person?"
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Momo Su: "..."
I don't know how many times I have heard this kind of century-old torture, and it seems to have become the consensus of human beings.
Qiao Jinzui: "Don't change the subject, and don't spoil my wife."
Kong Shuang: "Too lazy to go!"
Qiao Jinzui: "What kind of reason is that?"
Kong Shuang: "The real reason."
Qiao Jinzui: "You lied!"
Kong Shuang: "Goodbye!"
Momo Su: "...you, you haven't seen each other for a long time, let's have a good chat, I, I'll go out first!" Putting down the coffee, she quickly got up.
Qiao Jin was drunk and asked to stay: "Baby, don't leave! Are you not afraid that we will fight?"
Kong Shuang: "She can't beat me, don't worry go wait in the car."
Momo Su thought for a while and said, "OK..."
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
sweetheart!You occasionally care about my life and death! !
The sweetheart abandoned her, and Qiao Jin poked his head out pitifully, with long eyes flashing drunkenly, watching Su Momo return to the off-road vehicle and sit down.
After gently closing the hatch, Qiao Jinzui heard a voice behind him: "You haven't been followed, have you?"
Qiao Jin shook his head drunk: "The car is rented. I was on the road and took a few laps."
Kong Shuang sat down, looked at the computer screen on the table, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I just don't want to disturb my purity because of you."
The corner of Qiao Jin's drunken lips raised slightly: "A person who was almost kicked out by the Air Force, what kind of purity is there?"
Kong Shuang looked indifferent, and tapped on the keyboard: "I'm very clean now, I haven't seen a living person in a few months, I feel very good."
Qiao Jinzui put her head up, and said softly, "No matter how sad you are, she will never come back...My sister, she doesn't live in these outdated codes..."
Kong Shuang's dexterous knuckles were slightly sluggish, and her eyes also paused in the lines of small green characters that shimmered slightly.
"You are wasting your genius." Qiao Jinzui said again heartlessly, "Could it be that your ability can only serve Qiao Jinji alone?"
Kong Shuang turned her face slowly, held Qiao Jinzui's charming face with both hands, and stared closely: "...What about you? Do you think that Qiao Jinji lives in your eyes?!"
Looking at each other, Qiao Jinzui chuckled lightly, lowering her beautiful eyes with different colors: "Kong Shuang, we are all trying to keep her in our own way...we...we are all the same self righteous. I need your help , you will also get all the resources you need. I will take everything back and go further than my sister!..."
Kong Shuang said indifferently, "Why should I trust you when Qiao Jinfu can't even do it?"
Qiao Jin said drunkly: "For this, I will lose everything first."
Kong Shuang looked into Qiao Jinzui's eyes for a long time before saying, "...Really? If you can survive that day, come to me again!"
Qiao Jinzui: "OK, it's a deal! Er... have you touched enough?"
Kong Shuang ruthlessly threw Qiao Jinzui's head away, as if throwing a watermelon.
Qiao Jin held his neck drunkenly: "Ouch!!!——"
Kong Shuang stood up, pushed the door and went out, thumped down the ladder, and said, "There are usually no guests, so you come here once in a while, and I will take you for a ride in the canyon."
Qiao Jin was drunk behind and said: "We won't go to the canyon by ourselves? I want you a light bulb. Just give us the red envelope you owe."
Seeing the two of them coming down, Su Momo quickly opened the car door and stood up.
Just in time, Kong Shuang yelled: "There is no red envelope! Kill me!!"
Momo Su: "..."
Angrily, he stretched out his small hand and twisted Qiao Jin's drunken ear: "Why are you doing this?!"
Qiao Papi first pinned it to his neck, and now that he lost his ears, he almost knelt down and begged for mercy.
Kong Shuang smiled and said, "I have a Hummer here. If Ms. Su hasn't ridden it before, sit and play. Let's go to the canyon to watch the sunset. This is the best gift I have here."
Qiao Jinzui covered his ears and neck: "Is my car not good?!" making the last struggle.
Kong Shuang: "No, the chassis is too low."
Qiao Jinzui: "You didn't watch it at all!!"
Kong Shuang drives an army Hummer, almost like a tank.
Su Momo sat in the co-driver, as if participating in a unique off-road trip in the west.They first passed through the endless aircraft cemetery, and then the rocky mountain pass fissures, until they reached the open canyon, the terrain was like a knife, and the cliff could no longer move forward.
Kong Shuang opened the roof sunroof, climbed up first by herself, then lifted Su Momo's petite figure lightly, and climbed up to the roof as well.
Qiao Jin folded his arms drunk and sat in the back seat of the car, sulking alone.
Momo Su asked Kong Shuang many things about the aircraft cemetery, and Kong Shuang answered them one by one. For example, the climate in Texas is dry and the soil is acid-free, which is very suitable for the storage of aircraft, and no additional concrete facilities are needed.
This kind of knowledge-increasing conversation is very interesting. I don't want to talk to Qiao Jin drunk, so I started to raise my posture while talking.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Su Momo suddenly performed a standard dance move - "hanging the golden hook upside down", bent half of her body from the skylight, and looked at Qiao Jinzui face to face.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Momo Su: "Are you angry?..."
Jokin drunk: "No."
Momo Su: "Really not?..."
Qiao Jinzui: "Hmph!"
Su Momo pouted her cherry-like mouth, "Chirp!", kissed Qiao Jin on the tip of his nose, swung himself up, and sat back on the roof of the car lightly.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
All diseases disappear! ! !
Shouting and screaming, he climbed to the roof of the car and competed with Kong Shuang for a seat.
Kong Shuang: "I'm going to fall!!"
Qiao Jin drunk: "Goodbye!!"
Kong Shuang: "Hit you!"
Qiao Jin drunk: "Hit you!"
Momo Su: "..."
He stretched out his little hand, and rushed forward to try to persuade him to fight.
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The fever is gone, and I, Hu Hansan, are back to provoke me~~~ (cross out all here
☆, honeymoon
The nameless canyon, the afterglow of the setting sun.
The dazzling orange light painted the earth a thick golden color.
On the roof of the car, Su Momo was bathed in the bright and charming sunlight, her little apricot eyes were shining brightly, Qiao Jinzui was sitting on her left hand, and Kong Shuang was sitting on her right hand, one was two years old and the other was about three years old.
Qiao Jinzui: "Hug!——"
Kong Shuang: "Cut!"
Momo Su hugged Qiao Jin drunk.
Qiao Jinzui turned to Kong Shuang: "Slightly slightly slightly slightly!..."
Kong Shuang: "Heck, heck, heck!"
Momo Su: "..."
You two aren't even full moon yet, are you? !
The setting sun was about to fade away, and at the moment of farewell, Qiao Jin got into the car drunk, jumped out of the car, shook hands with Kong Shuang: "Goodbye, comrade-in-arms."
Kong Shuang stretched out her hand disdainfully, squeezed it lightly, but couldn't hide a trace of surprise: "...it's not like you."
Qiao Jin asked drunkly, "Is there anything special about me?"
Kong Shuang sneered: "Unforgettable?"
Qiao Jinzui curled his lips slightly, showing a clear and beautiful shallow smile, and turned around to leave.
Kong Shuang was dazed for a while, and subconsciously stretched out her hand to grab Qiao Jinzui.
Qiao Jinzui: "Huh?"
Kong Shuang looked away, blinked a few times, and when she raised her eyes again, her heart softened a little, and she looked in Su Momo's direction: "Aren't you going to tell her?...Miss Su is so considerate, she must understand you .”
Qiao Jin was drunk and condescending, looked at Kong Shuang, and said, "I don't want her to lose her life because of her understanding."
After hearing this, Kong Shuang lowered her clever eyes, laughed at herself, and said, "...that's very good, if you can really do this, if you...can really give up everything, maybe, you Will come back alive." She let go, "Zoe, good luck to you. No, good luck, comrade."
Qiao Jin smiled drunk, "Thank you. I think what I need most now is luck."
The off-road vehicle started, and Momo Su kept waving at Kong Shuang in the car.
The sky was getting darker and darker, and Kong Shuang's figure quickly merged with the plane behind her and the outlines of many planes, sinking into the wind and sand.
"Let's go back to the airport." Qiao Jin said drunkly, looking at the time on the dashboard.
The vast and endless road is straight ahead, and the headlights can go far and far.
"...Who is Leah?" Momo Su asked.
Qiao Jin paused slightly when he was drunk, and almost stepped on the brakes by mistake: "What... what Leah?"
Su Momo looked out of the window, the moon was as white as washing, and it was gradually rising: "I saw that the plane where Kong Shuang lived was painted with LEAH, Leah, Leah? It's very mottled, I can't see it clearly..." The little hamster stood up. After thinking for a while, "Aren't these foreign planes and ships named after women's pet names?..."
Qiao Jin's heart beat like a drum, looking at the little hamster wife under the soft moonlight, he couldn't bear to just say "I don't know".
This pair of Momo Su may have been just an ordinary conversation. Qiao Jin was in a state of intoxication, but he had already fought a million times.
"Leah is... the name of a good friend." Qiao Jinzui changed gears and finally said.
Momo Su: "And also your good friend?"
Qiao Jinzui: "...Yes. She is also my good friend. However, I haven't seen her for a long time..."
The pupils in the long eyes dilated slightly.
"We will see each other!" Su Momo nodded and said firmly, "If you miss each other, you will definitely see each other!"
Qiao Jin looked at Momo Su drunk, a little surprised, and suddenly laughed: "...Tell you, this friend of mine has a very rich family. This is her private jet. She didn't fly back to China, so she doesn't need it. It was only placed here. Kong Shuang must have felt that the interior of this plane is particularly luxurious, so she lived in it! In the end, it turned into a doghouse!..."
Momo Su: "Not really! I think...it's so cool!!"
Qiao Jin exhaled through his nostrils drunk: "Really? Why didn't I feel..."
Momo Su: "You're jealous."
Qiao Jinzui: "... Please explain why I am jealous."
Momo Su: "This is flying far away."
Qiao Jinzui: "This is obviously self-exile! You are far away from me, and you are willing to live here?!"
Momo Su: "Yes."
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Silence, long silence.
Momo Su: "What are you thinking?"
Qiao Jinzui: "I think we should go home and get out of bed right away."
Su Momo blushed, and clapped her small hand indiscriminately: "You hate it!!"
Qiao Jinzui: "Don't slap your face!——"
Accompanied by the scream of brakes, the off-road vehicle parked at the designated location of the airport.
Jokin swiped his credit card at the machine drunk.
Momo Su took a closer look. It was only a second away from the hour to return the vehicle, and the fuel tank was used until it was empty.
"Hahaha! It's amazing!" Joe smirked with his hands on his hips.
Momo Su: This kind of skinning skills is really not covered! !
The wife and wife flew a long-distance flight for more than ten hours, then changed from a large plane to a small plane, and returned to Hengdian.
In addition to the extras, the crew of "Flowing Years" with hundreds of people is waiting to be fed, eagerly looking forward to the return of the two leading actors.
Yu Xia had dark circles under her eyes: "Thank God! You still know how to come back?!"
Qiao Jinzui: "We've only been away for two days!! Are you in a hurry?!"
Emma rushed up: "Momo! Momo! Momo!"
Momo Su: "Mary! Mary! Mary!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Yu Xia: "Assistant Ai, please go and inform that the first and second girls are back, and we will be filming a scene on Guangzhou Street tonight."
Qiao Jinzui: "Guangzhou Street? That's a finale scene, you should save it until the end!"
Other scenes can be filmed out of sequence, even the most important scenes, but only the final scene, few directors are willing to finish filming ahead of time.The final scene is the explosion, the end, the lone star in the dark night, guiding the direction.
Yu Xia said: "You have to queue up to enter Guangzhou Street! Our crew has the fewest shots on Guangzhou Street, and the schedule for us is the highest!"
Qiao Jinzui went from the recorder, and reached for the notification letter issued by the Hengdian Film and Television City Management Office: "Why don't you give it according to the time slots provided on our application form!... What is this?"
Yu Xia glanced at it, and said, "Hey! It's not this! This is the decision made by the film and television city to punish you for setting off fireworks indiscriminately."
Qiao Jinzui twitched his lips and asked, "What is the fine? Money?"
Yu Xia: "Yes."
Qiao Jin drunk "scratching" and the goddess scattered flowers, tearing up the fine notice to pieces: "Ahem, no money. Guangzhou Street! It must be Bo Xiaoliang, a dead mouse who made a ghost!! Last time the water tank was the same It was only shipped in at midnight, you remember."
Yu Xia: "I just want to leave this ghostly place now."
Qiao Jin thought about it drunk, and said with a chuckle: "Okay, Momo and I will finish up in the afternoon, and then study the script, and try to pass it smoothly in the evening."
So Momo Su and Qiao Jinzui went back to the hotel first.
Qiao Jinzui: "Hello, please send me a courier."
Front desk lady: "Okay, is it addressed to... Ms. 'Yao Youtao'?"
Qiao Jinzui: "Yes."
Front desk lady: "What is it?"
Qiao Jinzui and Su Momo looked at each other, and replied: "A letter. Please record the fee on the room card."
Front desk lady: "Hello, your previous room has been refunded."
Momo Su: "..." asked, "Did you do it?!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..." waved his hands, "It's not me! It's not me! Oh my god, this crew has already obtained my true biography!!"
Front desk lady: "It's peak season now, with the same price, there is still a suite."
Qiao Jin quickly asked for instructions when he was drunk: "Just one night, do you think it's okay?"
Su Momo nodded shyly, and she didn't know why she was shy.
Not to mention that the two are husband and wife, even if two girls who have no adultery, live in the big bed room together, that is also innocent! !
The lady at the front desk: "Okay." She blushed a little, and after a quick operation, she said, "This is your room card." She blushed again.
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
Eh?
Su Momo took the room card and ran away quickly.
The two got on the elevator, walked through the corridor, inserted their cards, and pushed open the door.
Momo Su: "..."
What did I promise...
Qiao Jinzui: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
This is a brand new, exquisite, beautiful, touching, baby pink honeymoon suite.
A double bed in the shape of a candy heart, pink curtains and light gauze curtains, a swan-shaped white porcelain double bathtub, and fresh rose petals are placed in a crystal basin.Aromatherapy is foolproof, the air is clear and sweet, and the more it smells, the more it smells like a drug...
Momo Su clenched his fist and stomped his feet, and the little hamster's fluff exploded: "Joe! Jin! Drunk!!——"
Qiao Jin jumped up anxiously drunk: "Ah, Knock Li! This designer, isn't he a joke sent by a monkey?! Who is going to spend their honeymoon in Hengdian!! This kind of taste, the price is reduced, and no one will live there!! !"
Momo Su: "We just lowered the price to live in."
Qiao Jinzui: "..." panicked, wanted to cry, hugged Su Momo's calf, and cried loudly, "It's not me! It's not me! I don't know anything! It's really none of my business." !!!”
Momo Su: "..."
Look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.
God, what crimes did I do in my previous life?
Xiao Xing's eyes were full of tears.
Twist Jokin's drunken ear and drag her into the honeymoon suite.
The door closed with a "bang!"
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
For a moment, the door turned into the door, and she stood up "whoosh": "It's all here, otherwise..."
Momo Su: "Otherwise you are so tall! Sit down! Let's play!!"
Qiao Jinzui: "Oh..." The little daughter-in-law ran to Su Momo's side, stood upright, and said flatteringly, "Sit wherever you say..." So saying, he invited Su Momo to the edge of the bed sit down.
Su Momo was rubbing her small chest to calm down, Fen Guoguo looked dizzy in the room, and Qiao Jin was drunk to help her, so she sat down.
Qiao Jinzui thought that he had accomplished a good deed, and was ready to coax his wife well, so he sat down next to Momo Su with great enthusiasm, intending to deliver a gentle speech.
She went down, Su Momo made a "bang", her petite figure first flew into the air, then drew a beautiful parabola, and fell down silently.
Qiao Jin was so drunk that he went to pick it up: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Why is this still a water bed?!"
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Luckily, Su Momo had practiced before. She hugged her knees and fell into Qiao Jin's drunken arms. The two of them fell into the thick pink carpet like a dreamy sea, undulating and rolling.
Momo Su: "..."
Although life is still dead.
Qiao Jin stumbled drunk and stood up. Seeing Su Momo's expressionless face, he was so frightened that he hurriedly kissed his wife's little face, "What, what?", kissing endlessly.And he moved his hands up and down, kneading and kneading to check if Momo Su fell anywhere.
"...Baby! Are you okay, baby?!"
This first aid method is also useless, Su Momo lay on the ground, facing the sky, remained indifferent, convulsed with anger.
Qiao Jinzui: It's over, my wife broke.
Su Momo stretched out a small hand: "Help me up."
Qiao Jinzui: "...Hey!"
Before lifting Momo Su up and sitting on the sofa, Qiao Jinzui carefully inspected the sofa to see if there were any strange tricks of interest.
Sure enough, she accidentally pressed something, and the two sofa cushions snapped together like a big clamp.
Qiao Jinzui's face paled: My God, what kind of assist posture is this? !
She pressed again in her hand, as if touching another mechanism.
Immediately, under the floor of the hall, a colorful karaoke stand rose, and at the same time, a glistening disco dance ball lamp hung down from the ceiling of the hall.
Qiao Jinzui: "Ah..."
Momo Su: "???"
The TV turned on automatically, and a hot, gaudy, affectionate, and ambiguous duet folk song MTV began to play.
The green mountains are surrounded by green water, and the magic sound pierces the eardrum.
Momo Su: "..."
Qiao Jinzui: "..."
What kind of love honeymoon suite is this? !This is simply the cell of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty! !
Su Momo picked up Qiao Jinzui's ear and threw Qiao Jinzui out the door.
Qiao Jin knocked on the door drunk: "Wife! At least let me wait for you to take a shower!!"
Su Momo said: "Shameless!!—" and went to take a shower.
Therefore, the scene of Xi'er killing Xiaoshui, which is scheduled to be filmed on Guangzhou Street at night, should be easy to mobilize emotions.
Su Momo used a prop gun to shoot Qiao Jinzui several times without even blinking.
Qiao Jin was aggrieved and said, "Ah, there's still a machine gun here, why don't you shoot at me to calm down?"
Momo Su: "Yes
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