Pulao of Folk Talk

Putting her hand in her palm, she led them up the stairs. The ball of light at the top of the hall shone brightly and gathered on the two people with their fingers clasped together.

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☆、Ge Tian Changsheng Chapter-14

The old Xuangui watched the radiant two dragons walk up to the stage, and nodded cheerfully at them.Holding the tortoise shell book, he first asked Pu Lao: "Excuse me, the god, are you willing to marry His Royal Highness Axu?"

Pu Lao looked at A Xu and said, "Yes, I am willing."

Xuangui asked Axu again, "Your Highness Axu, would you like to be the wife of God Pulao?"

Ah Xu squinted her eyes, her pink eyes completed the crescent moon, "Yes, I am willing."

Xuan Gui nodded, walked between the two, and said, "Since you have chosen a married life, are you willing to respect and love each other for the rest of your life?"

Pu Lao and A Xu responded together: "Yes, we are willing."

Xuan Gui stared at a line on the tortoise shell book for a long time, coughed lightly, and asked the next question: "Are you willing to accept the children bestowed by heaven, and teach and raise them piously and responsibly?"

Axu turned her head, her eyes fell from Xuan Gui to Pu Lao, she was startled slightly when she saw her handsome and elegant face, and slowly put her right hand on her lower abdomen, and said, "Yes, we are willing."

Pu Lao replied to her: "Yes, we are willing."

"Since you two are willing to be a couple, please hold hands with each other, face to face, and make your marriage covenant in front of the emperor and the people of the water tribe." Xuangui raised the coral stand in his hand and shouted loudly.

"Wow -" cheers all around.

Pu Lao lowered his head slightly, took a step forward with the corner of his mouth curled up, lowered his eyelids, and his eyes were deep.She said to Axu: "Song Mingxu, I now solemnly recognize you as my wife, and promise that from now on, no matter whether the environment is good or bad, sick or healthy, I will always love and respect you and will never change for the rest of my life. According to my will."

Axu took a deep breath, smiled and met Pu Lao's deep eyes, "Pu Lao, I now solemnly recognize you as my wife, and promise that from now on, no matter whether the environment is good or bad, sick or healthy, I will always love and respect you." You, forever. May the God-Emperor honor my wishes."

All was quiet.

Xuangui shouted: "May the emperor bless this pair of wedding rings, please exchange them with each other as tokens of love and loyalty!"

Putting down on one knee, Pu Lao pulled up Axu's left hand, put on a platinum Lingzhu ring for her, kissed the back of her hand lightly, raised his face, and said sincerely: "Song Mingxu, I'll put it on for you." This ring expresses my loyal love for you, may the emperor help us. Because of the name of heaven and dream and Shiyao."

Axu hurriedly helped her up, took her left hand, put a ring on her, and said with a smile: "Pulao, I will put this ring on you to show my loyalty to you, and may the emperor help us. In the name of Heaven, Dream and Shiyao."

Xuangui solemnly declared: "May God bless and strengthen the marriage covenant you concluded in front of the Emperor and the people of the Shui people. May the love of the common people for the Emperor be realized in your life and give you eternal happiness. I hope that the match made in heaven will grow old together.”

"A match made in heaven, we will grow old together! A match made in heaven, we will grow old together!" The Qing Palace suddenly exploded, and the cheers were deafening.

Pu Lao smiled and put his arms around Axu's shoulders, turned around, and faced thousands of people of the Shui tribe, "Thank you for coming to the wedding between my wife and me. I have prepared a rich banquet for the guests. Please enjoy it. Have a great time."

All the people kowtowed and prostrated themselves, "Thank you, God Lord, long live long live His Majesty the Sea Emperor, and a thousand years for the Empress of the Sea."

Axu pointed at Pu Lao's chest, "Why, you are long live, I can only be a thousand years old?"

Pu Lao grabbed Axu's finger, slowly closed it, held it in the palm of his hand, and brought it to his lips for a kiss, "Of course not." Theoretically speaking, Axu belonged to the Getian clan and lived forever. How could it be possible to live only a thousand years old.

Axu Buyi, "Then they all call you Long Live, I only have Thousand Live."

Pu Lao hugged Ah Xu's waist, touched the part of her crotch where the wedding dress was split, and gently stroked, "I will give you the throne, long live you, long live me."

Axu giggled, "I don't want it."

"Then don't, I'll listen to you." Pu Lao turned his head and asked Xuangui, "Have the ritual procedures been completed?"

Xuangui pushed his glasses, looked carefully at the tortoise shell book, "Well, it's over."

Pu Lao bent down and hooked Axu's legs, and hugged her horizontally. Axu hurriedly hugged Pu Lao's neck. Pu Lao looked at her and said, "Then let's finish the last ceremony of the wedding quickly."

Ah Xu just smiled and said nothing, buried her head in Pu Lao's arms.

Xuangui happily said: "The marriage certificate is over, send it to the bridal chamber!"

Amidst the laughter, Axu leaned helplessly in Pu Lao's arms and sighed: This is really the most nonsensical and willful wedding.But...it fits Qiuning's personality very well.

So, so be it.

That's good.

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Pu Lao tilted his head and kissed Axu's cheek, his long hair fell down like a waterfall, and swayed slightly with his movements. He pinched the wedding dress with his fingers and was caught by Axu. Axu said: "This is the wedding dress, the witness of our wedding, very Meaningful, don't tear it up."

Pu Lao put his hands behind Asu's ears, held the back of her head, and sucked her lips, "Okay." Then he patiently unzipped the zipper on Axu's back, untied the wedding dress and put it aside, Axu also Undressed for her, and soon the two met frankly.

Axu took a deep breath, hugged Pulao, put his arms through her armpits, and wrapped them around her waist.She looked around and saw that the grand but elegant bedroom was grand and simple.Warm fluorescent lights are lit in the corner of the bedroom, curtains made of seahorses and starfish are hung on the partition, and small ornaments made of various corals, crystals and pearls, these things add a lot of warmth and softness to the huge and quiet palace. His complexion, otherwise, in the deep sea, this bedroom would be really deserted.

"Qiu Ning." A Xu said, "You used to...I mean, before you entered Haiyuan, did you live here all the time?"

"I'm very busy." Pu Lao stroked Axu's long hair, "When there are orders from above, or when discussing matters, I will stay in my dreams for a long time. At that time, I live in Hongzhong Abyss; I live in the Qing Palace, but sometimes I have to go out on duty, so I have to live outside."

Axu rested his chin on Pu Lao's shoulder, "What about you when you were a child? Did you live with the Creator Dragon God and other dragon sons?"

Pu Lao thought for a while, and said; "That would be the end of ancient times, and there are still a small number of holy beasts who have not lived in seclusion, have not been completely separated from the present world, and the Haotian God System has not yet formed. I don't know how to describe that chaotic period. Period. At that time, my father brought our nine sons and sisters to live in a water area, which should be called the primitive sea in the current history in the history books."

Axu asked: "What were you like when you were a child, did you look like your meat puppet?" Axu lowered his face, showing a bitter and vengeful expression, "Well, your face is paralyzed, cold, and you are still a little fool. "

Pu Lao rubbed Axu's head, smiled, but did not deny it, "Almost."

Axu said: "That's so unlikable. Adults like lively children more." Rubbing into Pu Lao's arms, "Didn't you have no friends when you were young?"

Pu Lao tried his best to recall, "Partners... still exist. For example... Shi Cha, Yun Shaoren?"

Shicha was originally the queen of the Tianlu clan, born at the end of ancient times, and later practiced crossing the catastrophe to ward off evil spirits, with a cold personality; while Yun Shaomin is the descendant of the sacred beast king Beixun Yunshi in the northern secret realm, with high abilities and pride. , has been famous for his bad temper since he was a child.Thinking about it this way... In a sense, these three guys really hit it off unexpectedly.

Axu nodded to himself, yes, birds of a feather really flock together, and people are divided into groups, it's not bad steamed buns, don't put them in a basket.

Pu Lao doesn't care what ghosts are thinking in Ah Xu's heart, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, let alone a big wedding, a bridal chamber wedding night, how can it be wasted!So Pu Lao Shenjun, who had just married a beautiful wife, immediately rushed forward hungry.

"Ah, what are you doing, how many times have I told you to go up and say hello first, say hello! Ah-ah..." Axu exclaimed, but her reproach was quickly blocked by Pu Lao's kiss , submerged in sweet moans.

The author has something to say: card.I'm sleepy, let's go here first. (/o)zZZ

☆、Ge Tian Changsheng Chapter-15

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①This chapter 211 was originally a lock chapter, because it is difficult to modify the whole chapter, so it can only be replaced.The following text is the replacement content, which is a short article I wrote on Weibo, not the main text.However, the number of charged words is calculated according to the published text, so there is no need to worry about overcharging.

②For details of the original text, please refer to the text.

(Note: Girls who haven't read "The Author Has Something to Say" in this chapter must first read what the author has to say! It's right in front!)

One of the Weibo essays: "The Little Taoist and the Cauliflower Snake"

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a monastery on the mountain, and there was a little nun in the monastery, what was the little nun doing?The little nun is looking for a bucket...

"Master, why do I always go down the mountain to fetch water?" the little Taoist nun scratched her head and asked.

The old Taoist said: "Because you are the only little Taoist nun in the Taoist temple, you can't let the master carry water, right? So you are the only one to go."

The little nun pouted and nodded, feeling a little helpless, but still had no choice but to carry water honestly.

The old Taoist said: When you find another little Taoist for the Taoist temple, you can carry water together.

So on the way down the mountain, the little Taoist nun wanted to kidnap another little Taoist nun to go home.But... the little Taoist girl looked at the boundless sky and lamented, where would she find another little Taoist girl who could carry water together?

Young girls all want to dress up beautifully, find a good husband, and live a happy and romantic second half of their lives. Who wants to go back to the Taoist temple on the mountain to carry water with her?

"Hmph, just be alone, I am willing!" The little Taoist nun became angrier and more lonely as she thought about it, but she still pretended to be proud, raised her head and chest, raised her chin, and slowly went down the mountain with a bucket.

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The little nun went down the mountain and walked into the city to fetch water from the small river outside the city.

Passing by the lively breakfast stand, Baozi Xishi was kneading dough cakes on the chopping board, and the little Taoist nun asked quietly: "Baozi Xishi, you are so good at cooking, would you like to carry water with me?"

Baozi Xishi rolled her eyes, "I don't want to go back with you to be a Taoist nun!"

The little Taoist girl walked away disheartenedly, passing by the bustling brothel, the oiran Yuanyuan was winking upstairs and downstairs, the little Taoist girl was standing underneath watching, she was dumbfounded, hehe, Yuanyuan is so beautiful!

The little nun raised her head and shouted, "Yuanyuan, would you like to go back and fetch water with me?"

Yuanyuan threw the handkerchief and smiled: "Oh, little Taoist nun, if you can afford the ransom of the slave family, the slave family will go with you~"

The little Taoist frowned, "I don't have any money." She left resentfully.

The little nun walked and walked, and finally came to the side of the small river.

The sun is shining in the sky, on a sunny day, the river flows happily, and the little nun walks slowly.

There was a sound of pounding clothes by the river, and someone was squatting on a stone to wash clothes. The little Taoist nun took a closer look, and it turned out that it was Chun Huaer who lived at the head of the village.

The little nun said: "Chunhua, your clothes are washed so well, come back with me to fetch water!"

Chunhua glanced at her, and said coldly: "The mountain is so far away, my house is close to the river and it's very convenient to carry water, so I won't go."

Woo... The little nun's heart is ashamed, tears are rolling in her eyes, you are so bad, none of you will go back with me!

snort!

The little Taoist girl was walking angrily, but suddenly she tripped over something and fell down.

"Ouch..." The little nun rubbed her buttocks and got up, bent down to see, what is it, dare to plot against her!

Well... long, cold... This is a frozen little snake!

The little aunt was frightened and calmed down again.

So the little nun put the frozen little snake into her Taoist robe, and walked back slowly with the bucket in her hand.

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The little nun returned to the Taoist temple with the little frozen snake in her arms.

The old Taoist said, "Why do you have a demonic aura on your body?"

The little Taoist nun held her Taoist robe tightly with a guilty conscience, "Maybe she was hit by a water ghost while fetching water."

"Huh?" The old nun was skeptical, looked at her for a while and said, "Okay, I see that you are sweating a lot, so hurry up and take a bath."

"Oh." The little nun ran into the firewood room with a change of clothes in her arms, and boiled hot water to take off her clothes and take a bath.

The room was filled with heat, and the little frozen snake gradually regained consciousness in the warm water, opened its hazy eyes, and saw the little Taoist nun blinking at her.

The little nun smiled and pointed at it, "You're awake."

The little snake also stared at her, then looked down at the steaming bath water, and burped.

The little nun was startled and looked at it stupidly.

The little snake let out a letter and hissed, tilted his head and smiled at her, hissed, and wagged his tail.

The little nun blinked in disbelief—snakes can laugh!

The little snake licked her fingers, swished over, climbed onto her body, wrapped itself around her neck, and rubbed its head against her face. There was a suspicious red color on the little snake's face.

Oh Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...

The little Taoist shuddered, her body trembled, she felt her whole body sublimated!

From then on, the little Taoist nun was no longer lonely, and she had a good friend, Xiao Snake.

When she ate, the little snake wrapped around the chopsticks.

When she went to the toilet, the little snake was entangled in the grass rope.

She was carrying water, and the little snake was entangled on the pole.

When she was sleeping, the little snake nestled between the two breasts...

Everything was fine at first, until one day, Xiao Snake suddenly spoke!

"Hello, little Taoist aunt, I am a cauliflower snake, a little female snake. This year, my name is Cai Cai." After speaking, Cai Cai looked at the little Taoist aunt and blinked, lowered her head and blushed, "I like you very much, Thank you for bringing me home."

The little Taoist girl felt that she had met a real monster, she fell to the ground with an ah, and her soul got a new sublimation...

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The little Taoist nun has a new joy in her life, that is being with Cai Cai.

Cai Cai knows many things that the little Taoist nun does not know, such as the big breasts in the back mountain secretly love the swans in the lake, and the toads in the swamp actually like the moles in the ground.

The little Taoist nunjue knew a lot about Cai Cai, and she humbly asked her about Taoism practice, and Cai Cai answered her one by one.

But the smart Cai Cai is not omnipotent, she also has difficult things...

After it rained, Caicai was walking on the soft soil in the bamboo forest, when she suddenly saw a red creeping object popping up in front of her, she was so frightened that her crooked body stretched into a straight line and rushed towards the little Taoist nun, with her head buried in her. shouted for help.

The little nun looked at the earthworm on the ground in confusion, touched Cai Cai, "That's an earthworm, you are a snake, what are you afraid of!"

Cai Cai said, "But it's long!"

The little nun froze for a moment, "You are also long."

Cai Cai said, "It's bare!"

The little nun said, "You are also naked."

……

Cai Cai thought for a while and said, "It's writhing on the ground!"

The little nun said, "You are also writhing on the ground."

……

Cai Cai snorted, climbed down slowly, and circled around the earthworm. Suddenly, the earthworm looked up and saw her, eyes met, and the earthworm yelled: "Monster!" and got into the soil.

When Cai Cai saw a talking earthworm for the first time, she was terrified and yelled: "Monster!" and slipped into the arms of the little Taoist nun.

The little nun shook her head helplessly, and walked back to the Taoist temple carrying water.Who should be afraid?

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One day a hunter came to the Taoist temple, and the hunter raised an eagle.Cai Cai said that eagles want to eat snakes, so they will not go out unless they drive out both the hunter and the eagle.

The little nun was in a difficult situation, because the hunter was a guest of the Taoist temple and could not be kicked out, but Cai Cai hadn’t gone out to exercise for several days in a row. I can't hold it anymore...

If the old Taoist finds out, Cai Cai will definitely be treated as a snake demon, and the little Taoist can't live without Cai Cai!If there is no Cai Cai, no one will carry water with her!She doesn't want to be alone!

So Cai Cai was forced to lose weight, and could only eat cabbage and small mushrooms every day, and all meat was canceled.

Cai Cai, who couldn't eat meat, was getting thinner and thinner, and finally when Cai Cai was thinner than a bamboo pole, the hunter also left.

That night, the melancholy Cai Cai suffered from insomnia, thinking that she must eat meat tomorrow, but how would she tell the little Taoist nun?

Ok……

Chirping, chirping, chirping, there it is!Cai Cai thought of a good way!

So that night, Cai Cai started to implement her secret plan...

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"Ah——" the little Taoist yawned, touching Cai Cai, huh?How... hot, soft?It doesn't feel right... Cai Cai is long and cool...

etc!The little Taoist nun grabbed something soft under the blanket, like... She turned her head slowly, could it be that...

"Auntie!" A naked beautiful girl got out of the bed and hugged the little Taoist nun into her arms, "I want to eat meat, look at the hungry snake's breasts have shrunk!"

From then on, there was another little Taoist nun in the Taoist temple. The two little Taoist nuns went down the mountain to fetch water every day, talking and laughing. They bought breakfast together from Baozi Xishi, learned how to dance with Yuanyuan from the brothel, and helped the spring flowers by the river to dry their clothes together. .

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a monastery on the mountain, and there were two little Taoist nuns in the monastery, what were the two little nuns doing?they……

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The second Weibo short article: "Hey, accept the fee! "

Gu Qingqing is a toll collector.

A high-speed toll booth on a certain section of the national highway.

Every time someone asks her: Gentle, what are you doing now?

Gu Qingqing said: Collect money.

He was taken aback: Ah, the cash register in the supermarket?

Gu Qingqing said: Well, it's not... but the nature is similar, they are all paid and invoiced.

Regarding work, Gu Qingqing didn't want to say anything more, after all, it wasn't a glamorous job.However, it is not easy to become a toll collector on national highways. The relevant units will issue recruitment notices from time to time. It may be a year or two, or there may be no exams. It all depends on luck.

Gu Qingqing just caught up with the highway toll collector exam on a certain month and two days in a certain year, and became a member of the National Highway Toll Envoy with the result of stepping on the line!

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Because the working location is remote, Gu Qingqing needs to go to work very early, and sometimes even has to work overtime.

Fortunately, the high-speed traffic is very convenient, and the road is smooth.

Sitting in a toll booth every day, with the rails down, stretching out your hand, you can see many different cars, and many different... drivers.

For example, the little Chery waiting in line for car repairs, and its hostess holding a dyed VIP.

For example, BYD, who is babbling, and its fat owner who yells at Gionee's ultra-long standby tycoon Jin.

For example, the snow-white Maserati with the crown logo, and its male owner in a purple shirt with orchid fingers.

such as……

uh, this...

Gu gently put down the railing, stretched out his hand, "Charge."

The tall blue van slowly rolled down the windows, and there was loud music inside, which was popular country music in the United States in the 80s and [-]s.

A woman with a hat on was sitting on the driver's seat, shaking her head to look for her wallet, and gave Gu Qingqing two banknotes.

Gu lightly glanced at the cart of piglets behind him, and said, "You are fully loaded, and if you want to add money, give me 25."

The woman inside shook her head to the music and honked the horn, obviously not hearing Gu Qingqing's words.

Gu frowned slightly, sighed, and shouted loudly to the inside: "Hey, accept the fee!"

The woman trembled, turned down the volume and looked at her, "Didn't I pay the fee?"

Gu Qingwei had no choice but to repeat: "You are fully loaded with a large cargo, and you will be charged an additional 25."

When the woman heard this, she patted the steering wheel and said loudly, "I tell you, don't bluff me, I'm a cultural person! Why charge more money, be careful and I'll sue you!"

Gu lightly rubbed his temples twice, and gave her the documents for the increase in fees for bulk goods. The woman looked at it twice, groaned, "I'm sorry, I don't know," and then gave her the money.