On How to Reunite with Satan

Lucifer thought it would take a lot of effort to figure out the matter, but he didn't expect to find the source of the incident directly.He crossed his arms and looked at Asmodeus quietly like this.

Lucifer was somewhat looking forward to what kind of answer he would hear.

Holding his cup, Asmodeus didn't say a word, hunching his neck and pretending that he didn't exist.

Beelzebub, the only "third party" on the field, looked at Asmodeus with a serious look on his face, and seemed ready to take out a handful of dried fruits to knock at any time.

"Asmodeus, you don't need to shrink back anymore, I can still see you." Lucifer unconsciously tapped his arm with his index finger, Seraphim looked calm and pretentious when his face was expressionless. .

After getting along for tens of thousands of years, Asmodeus knew very well that he couldn't just deal with it directly.Asmodeus squeezed his cold sweat quietly before speaking slowly.

"Then... that Lucy, things are actually not as complicated as you think. It's just that the recent angels are very popular to give flower language to flowers. You also know that there is no shortage of flowers in my place. Tens of thousands Over the past few years, almost all the scented tea in the whole heaven came from me."

"uh-huh?"

"I don't know who wrote an encyclopedia of flower language, which set flower language for thousands of flowers, and some of them were accompanied by various stories. You know, the most indispensable among angels They are little angels who have just graduated from Angel Academy, this group of kids didn’t understand anything not long after they graduated, and they like seeing these erotic things the most.”

"So I took the flowers from you and sent them to me?"

"It can't be said to take. I spent so much energy planting the flowers, can I let them pick them for nothing? Impossible!" Asmodeus puffed up his chest, "I sell the flowers all the time! "

Lucifer took a sip of tea, looked at Asmodeus who suddenly started to beam with joy, with a cold expression on his face, "Are you still proud?"

"No, no matter where, it's just enough for me to expand my palace on the third and seventh days." Asmodeus waved his hands modestly, all of which were small money.

Beelzebub, who was drinking tea and watching a play next to him, choked suddenly, "Ahem, what are you talking about?! Just your broken flowers, are they worth so much money?!"

This made people very angry, "What do you want to break flowers? Do you know how much I paid for those treasures! It's terrible to be uneducated. A vulgar angel like you doesn't understand the value of beauty."

"Oh, profiteer."

"Oh, layman."

Lucifer watched the two of them quarreling, and found it a little funny. It could be seen that their relationship was really good.

In fact, it wasn't a big deal at first, but now that I know it wasn't a threatening letter sent by some messy monster, it doesn't matter.only……

"So, what do these flowers mean?" Lucifer flicked out from the storage space, and took out at least a hundred different kinds of flowers, all kinds of colors and scents were mixed together, making people crazy in a mess. .

"Uh..." Although Asmodeus was prepared and mentally prepared in advance, he was still shocked when he saw this, "Why are there so many flowers?"

"This is part of my selection. The packages I have received in the past few days have almost filled up my reception room." The old god Lucifer sipped his tea on the ground, and after thinking about it, he still added more. A spoonful of sugar.

"?!"

If you knew how big the reception room in Lucifer's own main hall was, you would show the same expression as Beelzebub.

Asmodeus calculated with his fingers, and looked at Lucifer expressionlessly, "So, all the flowers sold at my place ended up at yours?"

"It shouldn't be so, right? Your flowers are so expensive?" Lucifer tilted his head with an innocent face.

Beelzebub, who reacted a little too late, realized that if these flowers were Asmodeus's source of income, according to the recent market conditions, he wanted to drastically expand the palace on the third day, at least [-] crystal coins, Lucifer's reception room is conservatively estimated to hold a few thousand gifts at most. Lucifer is exaggerating, he won't really make his room full of unknown things.

and so……

"Wow you are a profiteer, you sell 4 crystal coins for a flower! This is enough for other people's family to eat for a year! Shameless!" Beelzebub pointed at Asmodeus' nose and questioned.

"Heh, you come here every day to eat and drink, why didn't I see you saying that you are shameless?" Asmodeus was most afraid of arguing with Beelzebub. Speaking of it, this guy who never brought snacks when he went to other people's house Talent is the thick-skinned one.

"Oh!" Lucifer clapped his hands symbolically, "You two's friendship is really impressive, I can't be envious. So what do those flowers mean?"

It's not that Asmodeus didn't hear the ridicule in Lucifer's words, but he said that he didn't have the confidence to win against his immediate boss.

Not daring to continue wrangling, Asmodeus walked up to Lucifer and sat down, twirling a purple seven-petal flower, "This is the flower of first love, love at first sight."

Putting the flower aside, Asmodeus twisted the blue petals next to it, "This should be the petals of ignorant love, but this kind of flower is too big, with a total of 99 petals, so only petals will be sold. "

Beelzebub next to him couldn't help interjecting, "How dare you sell a single flower petal for 4 crystal coins? Stealing money?"

Asmodeus ignored him, and picked up the yellow rose next to him, "Love that will never betray."

"Unforgettable forever." Small white four-petal flowers the size of a thumb with yellow stamens.

"Your face is the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen in this world." A seven-petal flower with a gradient of lavender and light blue that is two fingers wide in diameter.

"Never forget." The yellow-pink three-petal flower gradually changes, although it is the size of a palm, each petal is different in size.

"Stay in your eyes." The water-red petals are bent inward, like a mutated chrysanthemum.

"Forget to return." Blue petals wrapped around five lavender stamens.

"Sweet dreams." A lotus root pink flower center is surrounded by four layers of petals, which stretch out layer by layer, and there are a few slender green leaves on the outermost periphery.

……

Asmodeus picked up more than a dozen different flowers in succession, and explained their flower language to Lucifer one by one.Lucifer's forehead twitched when he heard it from the side, "Are all the angels so idle these days? Why don't you memorize all the messy things and remember the rules of angels?"

Beelzebub, who was stunned at the side, couldn't help but said, "Damn, isn't this the distraction caused by Samuel? If you put your mind on flowers and plants, you won't think about committing a crime."

Asmodeus nodded approvingly.

"Samael? What does it have to do with him?" No matter what, Lucifer couldn't connect these colorful plants with Samael.Didn't Samael claim to have a headache when he saw flowers and plants?

Beelzebub knows this matter best, "Before Samuel asked Asmodeus for a list of plants in the botanical garden, and the Encyclopedia of Flowers was published not long after. anyone?"

Lucifer looked at Asmodeus with disbelief, only to see him nod helplessly.

"Samel hasn't returned my list to me yet." Asmodeus didn't forget to take the opportunity to sue.

Lucifer didn't realize before that his companions really had creative spirits one by one.At the same time, his intuition told him that Asmodeus should not have come up with this deal alone.

Lucifer crossed his legs, crossed his fingers on his knees, and looked at Asmodeus with interest, "Tell me, how much do Gabriel and Michael take?"

"Uh..." Asmodeus faltered and shifted his gaze.

Beelzebub on the side pushed Asmodean unhappily, "You don't take me with you like this? Don't you know how to earn money together?"

Lucifer raised his eyebrows at them, "Tell me, how much."

"Cough!" Asmodeus cleared his throat, "Actually, there are not many, we are just in charge of two heavens..."

"!"

The corners of Lucifer's mouth hooked slightly, he got up and patted Asmodeus on the shoulder, "You did a good job, contributing to the national treasury. Remember to pay taxes."

"????" Asmodeus was left with a question mark on his face.

"Article 270 of the Angel Code, the commercial activities that Seraphim participates in, all proceeds should be turned over to the national treasury by taking 40.00%. With Samael accompanying you, it should be very simple to liquidate the proceeds. Remember to hand it over to me before work tomorrow." Finished , waved his hand, took a table of petals back into his storage space, turned around and left lightly.

Immediately there was a burst of crazy ridicule behind him, "Hahahahahahahahaha! Unexpected! You can't escape the tax!!! Heh, yes!"

Asmodeus sat back on the stool decadently, waved to Beelzebub, and issued the order to evict the guest, "Get out."

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Yahweh awoke from his lethargy, completely unconscious for the first time since his birth.

Staring at the temple with a blank mind and drawing the dome on the seventh day of his creation, he finally gradually came to his senses.The temples throbbed, and it took a long time for the symptoms to subside.

Yahweh took a deep breath and stood up slowly, feeling a little at a loss for what to do with the dizziness in front of him.He rubbed his forehead, and only after he fully recovered did he clean up the mess around him.

Failed.

In order to make the body of the new creation more stable, Jehovah took his own divine blood as a catalyst.But who would have thought that injecting too much at once caused spatial disorder, and a small explosion occurred in the distortion.But because Jehovah was affected, he couldn't control his power at once, and he lost control directly.

Before losing consciousness, Yahweh couldn't help feeling a little lucky that he gave Lucy an order.

To survive such a space explosion, the only way is to become the main god of Yahweh.This is a sign that the strength and spiritual power have reached a certain level, and Lucy is still far behind.

Yahweh's eyes were golden, feeling the bright elements slowly approaching him, and the strength slowly recovered at his fingertips.

With a slight wave of his sleeves, all the broken stone steps around him were restored.

Lucy, after all, is just a creation.The golden light in Jehovah's eyes faded, and he became more indifferent.

The author has something to say:

Lucy: Pay your taxes honestly.

Asmodeus: Why is it so difficult for me to save money to build a house.

Here is a starting point for Jehovah's change.