On How to Reunite with Satan

"Tsk, I'm a loner, so I'm not like you... Speaking of which, why didn't I know when you slept with someone? It seems that you are old friends who have known each other for tens of thousands of years. Why are you hiding it from us?" the person in charge said. When he came back, Samuel breathed a sigh of relief.It took a lot of effort to lead people to clean up the "battlefield" these two days, not to mention that he himself hadn't recovered from the impact of the beast horde.

Samuel rubbed his shoulders, and then said: "To be honest, when you suddenly brought out a child and said it was yours, we were all shocked. I'm afraid it was someone who didn't have eyes that made you 'like to be a father' Later, we watched Ada grow up and knew that she must be your cub. We have been wondering about this question for hundreds of years, who is she your child?"

Lucifer knew that these old friends must be curious about Ada's origin, but he didn't expect to hold back until now before asking.But the whole story of this matter, Lucifer decided to let Ada rot in his stomach from the moment he was born.

Lucifer smiled and looked at Samuel: "It seems that you have a lot of private discussions, who do you think she belongs to?"

As soon as Samael was mentioned, he became a little excited, and the two brothers put their arms on his shoulders, and winked at him mysteriously: "Asmodeus and Beelzebub were fighting for this next time." Too much. It's a pity that you were busy with children at that time."

It was a private reception of several fallen angels.After coming to hell, Lucifer was obviously more open-minded, and he would never shirk the drinking situation among these old friends.But he had just brought Ada out during that time, and he also knew that the little ancestor would definitely make trouble if he left his father, so everyone was very considerate and didn't bother him during that time.

After falling into heaven, some of these Satanists changed drastically, such as Asmodeus; some were basically unaffected, such as Beelzebub;Old friends who have been together for many years are nothing more than chatting and blowing water from all over the world. From the worrying subordinates to the uncomfortable diet in hell, there is nothing that cannot be said.

Suddenly, Beelzebub remembered something that everyone had been curious about for a long time——

"Let me tell you, who do you think Lu Xi gave birth to such a child with? I went to see her again yesterday. Anyway, it's those eyes that Lu Xi gave birth to."

"Who was born with? Don't we know about Lucifer? How could the child be born by him!" Samuel raised his head and drank another glass of wine, scoffing at Beelzebub's statement.

"Samail, why are you acting like a bullshit? Can Lucifer give birth to a child by himself? Asmodeus, you know these things best, don't you think so?"

"What does it matter to me? What I know best about these matters is whether I have ever had a child."

"Look, Beelzebub, I told you to stop doing evil. It's all right now." Samuel clinked glasses with Asmodeus triumphantly.

"Why did you start targeting me too? Asmodeus, you changed, last night..."

"Stop, I didn't see you yesterday. Don't talk nonsense."

"..."

Samuel, who was watching the two bickering with gusto, suddenly remembered something, "Speaking of which, how long does it take for a child of a fallen angel to be born?"

The two noisy brothers over there also stopped bickering, "This is not necessarily the case. The angel said that the pregnancy period is related to the strength of both parents. Half the strength, the longer the pregnancy period. If you say it this way...Think carefully, see With Ada's appearance, she should be a pure fallen angel. Needless to say, Lucifer, the other half is either an angel or a fallen angel."

"Then the question is, did he find a fallen angel to relieve his boredom, or did he really catch an angel and come down?" Samuel put down his wine glass and touched his chin. He would not be sleepy if he wanted to gossip.

Seeing that the topic had returned to his most curious question, Beelzebub immediately sat upright and cleared his throat: "In the past few hundred years in hell, I have collected some data on the birth of fallen angels. To be honest, fallen angels directly breed new babies. The survival rate of life is very low, but the surviving data shows that the longest pregnancy period is no more than 5 years, and the shortest is no less than 1 year. But considering that Lucy fell from the Seraphim, this data should be longer, conservatively estimated, The child must have been conceived at least five years ago."

"But you are not surprised, Asmodeus has played with everything in hell, so far no one has come to look for him with a child in his arms?"

"I take measures every time, okay. Seeing Ada like this, I don't want to raise children by myself at all. And have you forgotten that it is not easy for Seraphim to have children?" Asmodeus saw himself Being cueed again, I added a sentence by the way.

Beelzebub suddenly realized, "Yeah, if you want to conceive Lucy's child, you have to have a mother's body... To be honest, I think ordinary six wings may not be able to bear it."

Samuel nodded, "But how many Seraphs are there? We all count them. Besides us, aren't they the three in the sky? After Lucy fell into the sky, he was completely cut off from the sky."

"That is to say. What's more, assuming that one of Michael, Gabriel, and Metatron really had a relationship with Lucy... Well, they had a relationship, and they happened to be pregnant, and it should be before Fallen Heaven Something happened. At that time, Lucy was still an angel, why did he give birth to a fallen angel?" Beelzebub squinted his eyes and counted the Seraphim, trying to find out why.

"Lu Xi came out of the Temple of Demons with the child in his arms. Could it be that they didn't want to raise a child and left after giving birth?" Samuel felt that once he accepted this setting, it was not impossible.

Asmodeus couldn't help interrupting Samuel's assumption, "Tsk, if they really come down, won't we feel it, nonsense." Seeing that his idea was denied, Samuel was not angry, Spread your hands together: "Then you said where did the child come from? It can't really be that Lu Xi conceived herself after she had a relationship with them, right?"

For some reason, Asmodeus suddenly remembered Jehovah's preference for Lucifer: "With all due respect, your assumption is not valid at all. If Lucy had a relationship with anyone before he really fell into the sky, he would have to Throwing him into prison, Jehovah will tolerate that Lucy is really pregnant with a cub in front of him? Just kidding, it must be after the fall."

"Okay, even if it is the fallen queen, who is the person who gave birth to Ida?" Beelzebub knocked on the table, signaling them not to digress.

"I vote for Michael." Thinking of the series of novels "The Domineering Boss Falls in Love with Me", "Things About Me and My Beautiful Boss" and "What Should I Do If My Boss Is Too Beautiful" that I read in heaven, Samael did not He voted for Michael without hesitation, "I think Michael has a role to play."

"Oh, I'm afraid you have forgotten the prosperity of Lumei's kingly Taoism. I vote for Meta. If Michael really has a child with that temper, the whole world will know about it." Asmodeus stomped on it mercilessly. Foot Michael, you must know that the "Shuangjiao of Heaven" written by him back then will be sold out as soon as it is printed in heaven, this is the real kingly way.

Beelzebub was not busy with the team, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "How come none of you guessed that this child belongs to Jehovah? If you want me to say, Jehovah had such a strange temper that day, maybe it's a pregnancy reaction?"

"Once I accept your statement..."

"It doesn't seem like it's unreasonable?"

Beelzebub narrowed his eyes and smiled treacherously: "I offer [-] gold coins, the child was born by Jehovah. How about a gamble?"

"Follow, Michael."

"Metatron."

……

"That's it." Samuel shrugged, "Our gamble has not come to a conclusion so far. How about it, Lucy, can you tell us the answer?"

When I heard the name of Jehovah, I was worried that they would come out by mistake, but now it seems...

"You don't have to guess anymore, I'll send someone to fetch you gold coins later. Don't forget." Lucifer slyly blinked, patted Samuel on the shoulder, turned around with a mysterious face, and flew back to Wanwan. magic hall.

"Ah Beelzebub, you're crazy, and I lost another [-] gold!" Samuel rubbed his hair irritably, completely forgetting that he was going to bet along with him.

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