On How to Reunite with Satan

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It doesn't matter whether the case is solved or not. The important thing is that a certain piece of news caused a sensation in the "Pineapple Daily".

"According to people familiar with the matter, Mamen is suspected to be the illegitimate child of Lilith and Lucifer. Today, let's take a look at the family affairs of that mysterious Satan."

This kind of headline news seems to be party news, but after a long time, no one buys it, especially Lucifer's own lace news, and it will eventually be self-defeating.However, the hammer given by the news this time is really a bit hard, reasonable, and people can't find a point to refute.

"...The sudden rebellion of the former blazing angel Lucifer, is it because God saw through that he and the witch can only have feelings for each other? Perhaps only they themselves know. Now, we, the melon-eating people, can only wish silently here. They Find each other that is more suitable for you.”

"Stop, stop, stop, what's all this nonsense?" Samuel listened to Mamen with a horrified face after reading this news release that had been spread all over the heavens, almost breaking out in a cold sweat.These angels really dare to write, have they dared to use this matter to make money?

"Isn't this deciphering the mystery of my life experience! Damn, it also said that my father found my mother immediately after he came to Hell, hugged me and confessed with tears, and then I had Ada." Mamen laughed Tears flowed out, "Wow, haven't they seen how my father treated Ida? As long as they have seen it, they will know that I am definitely not their own!"

"Why didn't I think of it before!" But Samael didn't sympathize with Mammon, and just wanted to make up a new scandal to mess with his old friends.As for Mammon, he also watched the child grow up, and now the older he is, the less serious he looks. In comparison, Ada has indeed been taught to be more obedient.

"Didn't expect anything?" Mamen put down the newspaper, lay on his desk and looked at Samuel. "Glutton" is actually a newspaper created by the two of them together.Others only know that "Glutton" is backed by him, the "little prince of hell", but in fact, Samael still holds a large part of the shares in it.

Regardless of the fact that "Glutton" is so famous now, it actually asks Samael's subordinates to be sailors behind the scenes.In addition, any important news about the Palace of Demons will be announced through "Glutton", and it is indeed difficult for other small newspapers to compete with this kind of resources.

However, under the current situation of "a hundred flowers blooming", Mammon always feels a sense of crisis.Especially in the "Magma Front", which had a small explosion before, Mamen regretted for a long time that he didn't get this big news.

But it's a pity, who let people find an "anonymous colleague"?

Mamen gritted his teeth with hatred, and at the same time asked their boss to collect more taxes.

In addition to the group of "demons and ghosts" in hell, the newspapers in heaven are also eyeing.After the opening of trade, the newspapers on both sides will be published in each other's territory, which means that if you want to gain a firm foothold in the market, you have to grasp the hearts of these demons/angels!

The death rate of demons and fallen angels is very high, and the race changes quickly. After all, no one knows when they will be killed by whom.So what's the big deal?Carpe Diem.Angels don't look like they have a long lifespan, but they have actually experienced too long a boring life, and they always want to find some excitement.

News and entertainment, of course, meet everyone's needs at the same time.

Jehovah also understood this matter, so he never imposed more restrictions.But the big news circulating in the past few days really made him unable to sit still.

what happened?After listening for a while, you are talking about Lucifer's love history?How could Lilith be worthy of his Lucy?Oh, stupid.

Yahweh thought about it in his own temple, and decided to slip away to take a look at their so-called "chosen concubine".People who he can't even get himself, don't let others dream about them.

Yahweh glanced at the "Glutton" that he threw on the ground again, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

Why does it feel like there is an aura that is very familiar to him?Samuel?

The Book of Laws appeared before Jehovah at the right time, and picked up the newspaper on the ground.

"I thought that after returning from hell that time, you let go of it completely." The figure of the Book of Laws was still shaking a little, and he glanced at the huge portrait of Lucifer on the newspaper, "To be honest, I think After he went to hell, he looked even better."

Yahweh looked at this Book of Laws that was carved out of the same mold as himself, and frowned displeasedly, "What are you doing here?" Reproduce who looks like.

Sure enough, the Book of Laws shook its hair, and suddenly turned into the appearance of Lucifer, not bad at all.

"I heard that you are going to hell again?" "Lucifer" came to Jehovah lazily, leaning his elbows on his shoulder lazily, "Why do you say you are doing this, people like you When you were there, your brain had a convulsion and threw the person out. Now that the person is gone and you want to get it back, do you think you owe it?"

"It doesn't matter about you. It's about me and him, and you don't need to talk about it." Yahweh threw him off with one hand, "change back."

"Hey, it's so troublesome." The Book of Laws rubbed its wrists, turned into the appearance of Jehovah again, and muttered, "You deserve to be hated by Lucy, I can't stand you."

"You don't need to worry about it. Take good care of the house here. I will take care of my affairs." Jehovah snatched the newspaper back again and carefully put it away.

Law scoffed at his childish appearance.

Even after knowing him for so long, he still couldn't understand this god.

The author has something to say:

The last few pictures may have a bit of "entertainment" atmosphere, so let me do sand sculptures for a few days before getting emotional.

Recently, I may publish half a chapter and half a chapter. If the update is very short at a time, there is a high probability that I will make up the number of words later~ Remember to look back~

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 1 Yiqing;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Xinxing 91 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!