Shelf life love

Qi Lin didn't really want to answer this call.

His elder brother Da Qi didn't believe it, but he and Ye Zhuohan only had two phone calls from their blind date to their marriage.

The first is that he wants to escape marriage, and the second is that he doesn't want to go home.

Ninety-nine out of ten marriages are wrong.

"Ugh……"

Qi Lin sighed heavily, but still picked up the phone.

Although he wanted to escape marriage, kill his own husband, and run away from home at this time, he knew that he was a good man.

"Boss Ye." He said politely when the phone was connected.

The other end of the phone paused.

Qi Lin asked again: "Boss Ye?"

What's the matter with this man?If you call but don't speak, you snort your nostrils anyway?

While Qi Lin was cursing, Ye Zhuo's cold and indifferent voice suddenly came——

"Call husband."

Qi Lin: "..."

Qi Lin slowly covered his mouth.

Because just before the connection, he stuffed two mints into his mouth to reduce the fire.If he didn't cover his mouth, he doubted he'd spit them out.

"What...what's your name? Who are you?"

Ye Zhuohan still had the same voice, "Your husband."

The voice is not deceiving, Qi Lin finally confirmed that Ye Zhuohan was indeed on the other end of the phone.

He took a deep breath, and sent a mouthful of mint flavor into his lungs, "Mr. Ye, what's wrong with you?"

If you are kidnapped, you just... you just call me husband?

Ye Zhuohan asked back: "With our current relationship, I can't afford to be your husband?"

Qi Lin: "...Ah."

"Our marriage is protected by the law." Ye Zhuohan said again: "You still call me Mr. Ye, isn't that too natural?"

Qi Lin choked the peppermint down, "Mr. Ye, we are reasonable. Only between male and female couples, there is the term husband and wife. If you want me to call you husband, then I will be your wife?"

Ye Zhuohan said: "You are the little wife."

Qi Lin's scalp was numb, "First, we are both men, I am neither a wife nor a wife. Second, I am not young."

I'm only one year younger than you!

The age difference of one year is completely negligible in the adult world!

"Oh." Ye Zhuohan said slowly, "Sorry, I shouldn't say you are small, you are quite big."

Qi Lin's ears turned red all of a sudden.

On the one hand, Ye Zhuohan's subwoofer bombarded his ears at close range, which was terrible.On the one hand, because he knew what Ye Zhuohan was referring to!

On the wedding night, when he smashed Ye Zhuohan's head and crotch, his crotch was facing Ye Zhuohan's face.

He is used to being comfortable alone, and sometimes he is too lazy to put on his underwear after taking a shower at night.He rushed into the bathroom that day without his underwear.

The pajama pants are extremely thin and very see through.That posture with legs spread apart, such a close distance, is enough for Ye Zhuohan to see him right through.

And he finally knew why Ye Zhuohan would knock on the door when he was taking a shower.

Not because you want to relieve yourself, but just to remind him - you didn't take the underwear.

"We..." Qi Lin kept steady, "Shall we change the subject?"

Ye Zhuohan was more stable than him, as stable as Mount Tai, "Well, it's my husband."

Qi Lin's brain was congested and was about to attack, when Ye Zhuohan said, "You said you wanted to change the subject. I didn't talk about your size anymore."

Qi Lin's eyelids twitched so much that his eyes almost popped out, "Mr. Ye, my husband is too vulgar and doesn't fit your status as a president."

Ye Zhuohan: "But I like it."

Qi Lin: "I don't like it."

"Then how do you like it?"

"Unless you call me husband too!"

Half a minute later, Ye Zhuohan said: "Last time you hid in the office because you wanted to escape marriage. What do you want to do this time?"

Qi Lin felt happy.

The person surnamed Ye was obviously taken into the army by him, so he rambled bluntly.

In this game about her husband, he, Qi Lin, is the ultimate winner.

Qi Lin's farewell is good, but it's easy to drift, and it's hard to find a chance to be ashamed, and it's not enough to vent the anger in your heart.

So he said, "Where's your husband?"

Why didn't you mention your husband?

Sorry to mention it?

Hahahaha...

However, before he finished talking in his heart, Qi Lin suddenly heard Ye Zhuohan say: "Here."

The sound came from two directions, one from the phone and the other from the door.

In just the time he spent fooling around, Ye Zhuohan had already come to his kingdom once again!

Ye Zhuohan hung up the call, looked at him with great interest, and repeated: "Here."

Qi Lin gasped.

What did he say just now?

"Where's your husband?"

What did Ye Zhuohan answer again?

"At this."

Ye Zhuohan was ashamed of digging a pit, but he didn't expect that he was the one who was cheated to death.

Ye Zhuohan chuckled in a good mood, "Your work for today is done. Let's go."

"Don't come over here!" Qi Lin raised his hand to stop him, thinking about it wrongly, "How do you know I'm done today?"

Ye Zhuohan raised his eyebrows, "Did you forget that I have the authority to view the work logs of all employees of 'Leave'?"

Grass!Put on the boss airs!

Qi Lin couldn't be more aggressive with the boss, so he took a deep breath, "Are you here for something?"

Don't just call you husband just to hear me?

Ye Zhuohan nodded, "I'll take you home."

Qi Lin was stunned.

When he said the words just now, Ye Zhuohan's tone and expression were very gentle, and he extended his right hand to him gentlemanly, inviting him to go home together.

Even if he was not happy, Qi Lin had to admit that Ye Zhuohan's fairy face hit him 100% critically, and the critical damage was infinitely high.

As long as the gods don't owe anything, they are good gods.

If coupled with the gentle buff, Ye Zhuohan could take his head off on the spot.

In another sense, killing your own husband.

It wasn't until getting into Ye Zhuohan's car that Qi Lin refreshed himself at the resurrection point.

After trying to run away from home, it turned into a husband and wife returning home.

This time Secretary Xu didn't follow Ye Zhuohan, there was only the driver in the front seat of the car.

The evening wind poured in from the open window, carrying the breath of alternating cold winter and early spring.

Qi Lin silently glanced at Ye Zhuohan.

The sea of ​​lights reflected on Ye Zhuohan's face, as if a layer of color had been splashed on Ye Zhuohan's sharp outline, making him more like a mysterious work of art.

Qi Lin suddenly had an urge to hold this artwork in his arms and savor it carefully.

Ye Zhuohan turned his head and cruelly broke the short-lived beauty, "Husband is so good-looking?"

How can a work of art talk about such a common word as "husband"?

Qi Lin almost rolled his eyes, "Boss Ye, can we not talk about husband?"

Ye Zhuohan: "Reject."

Qi Lin: "You!"

"I think we need to have a heart-to-heart talk." Ye Zhuohan said seriously.

"That's a coincidence." Qi Lin said coldly, "I also want to have a heart-to-heart talk with you."

I can't live without talking about it!

Who would have thought?This marriage has only been married for two days.

When Gu Rong, who came over, told him that marriage is a besieged city, he still laughed at Gu Rong for pretending to be Wenqing.

Now he feels that marriage is not a besieged city, but a fucking haunted house!

The "small broken house" of a hundred square meters is brightly lit. The site originally surnamed Qi is no longer surnamed Qi. Ye Zhuohan sits alone in the middle of the sofa, like an emperor in the previous dynasty, and Qi Lin will use the A-shaped ladder that has not been used for a long time. Stand in the living room, just sitting opposite the emperor.

Ye Zhuohan: "..."

Qi Lin crossed his arms and raised his chin slightly.

This position, this angle allows him to gain rare peace while looking down at Ye Zhuohan.

At least, he could see Ye Zhuohan's hair whirling.

Tsk, my hand is itchy, I want to touch it a little bit.

I don't know if Ye Zhuohan wants to touch his hair when he sees it.

He has two, very symmetrical.

"Is there any special meaning to sitting on it?" Ye Zhuohan said, "So you have the body of a designer, but the heart of a decorator?"

Qi Lin didn't continue.What happened to the decorator?The working people are the most glorious!

Ye Zhuohan: "It seems that your body is really dishonest."

Qi Lin stumbled and almost fell off the A-shaped ladder.

"First of all, I want to clarify a concept." Ye Zhuohan began to talk heart-to-heart, "Although we got married with our own plans, we didn't go through different lengths of love like other couples, but we are the most suitable people for each other."

Qi Lin calmed down and nodded.

Although judging from the current situation, it is a joke to put the word "suitable" on him and Ye Zhuohan, but the big data of AI shows everything. Since he and Ye Zhuohan can match, they deserve to be locked up.

"I'm not married to you in a fake way. In this marriage, I hope to fulfill my obligations as a partner." Ye Zhuohan said again: "We haven't had any love yet, but it will last forever. You also said that divorce is not considered. I think you also want to fulfill your partner's obligations."

That's okay, it sounds sincere.But for some reason, Qi Lin always felt something was wrong.

Ye Zhuohan: "So, you shouldn't reject calling me husband."

Qi Lin was on the A-line ladder with his hips akimbo, like a performance art lover.

Only he knew that his legs and waist were almost tense.Because if he wasn't so tense, he might fall alive because of the words that came out of Ye Zhuohan's mouth.

"The duty of a partner is to be called husband?" Qi Lin put on a good-natured mask, "Old...Mr. Ye, you are so interesting."

Qi Lin was startled after speaking, what kind of medicine did Ye Zhuohan give him?Just now he almost blurted out that he was a husband!

"Of course more than that." Ye Zhuohan shook his head, "but the address is the beginning of everything. With each other's exclusive address, we can try to fall in love, get along, and support each other. If you don't even want to change the address, then I have to Doubt, you don't want to fulfill your partner's obligations."

Qi Lin even shook his legs on the A-shaped ladder.

Once upon a time... Bah, not so long ago, although he married for the sake of getting married, his attitude towards marriage has always been very serious, and he definitely didn't have the mentality of just playing around.

He agrees with what Ye Zhuohan said, they are not a fake marriage, they just haven't fallen in love with each other yet.

He should indeed fulfill his obligations as a partner, and he has already begun to do so, for example, give up most of the house surnamed Qi to Ye Zhuohan, and let Ye Zhuohan sit on the sofa surnamed Qi.

But Ye Zhuohan wanted him to call her husband...

Ye Zhuohan spoke again, "Isn't husband the most common address between ordinary couples. If you really don't want to..."

Qi Lin's eyes lit up and his ears pricked up.

Ye Zhuohan: "You can also call me Husband."

God damn husband!

Qi Lin: "If you want to talk about ordinary friends, they don't just call you husband and husband."

Ye Zhuohan showed great interest, "Huh? What else?"

Qi Lin has been single for 28 years, and he has read many pornographic books. Not long ago, he saw a book in which a person called another person an old beast on the bed.

"Cough..." Qi Lin felt that the CEO who is always busy with everything must not have time to read pornographic books, so he said with a shy Ye Zhuohan mentality: "Old bastard."

Hearing this, Ye Zhuohan blinked suspiciously, the already deep eyes seemed to be even darker.

Qi Lin felt a burst of secret pleasure, bullying Ye Zhuohan made him happy, so that his waist and legs relaxed for a while, and he no longer stuck tightly on the A-shaped ladder.

"Old beast?" These three words seemed to pause on the tip of Ye Zhuohan's tongue for a long time before he spit them out slowly.

Qi Lin was still proud, "Don't think too much, it's just a title and an obligation, I..."

"Are you calling me an old bastard on the bed?" Ye Zhuohan interrupted.

Qi Lin was surprised.

Ye Zhuohan remained undisturbed, as if discussing a serious academic issue, "Going to bed is indeed one of the obligations of a partner, and it is one of the most important obligations."

Ye Zhuohan smiled lightly, "Since you mentioned it, let me give you a clear answer."

Qi Lin was already messed up, he didn't mention it, he didn't want to reply, he just wanted to call Ye Zhuohan an old bastard!

Ye Zhuohan: "I can."

Qi Lin: "..."

Qi Lin finally fell off the A-shaped ladder.