Shelf life love

After completing [daily task: Fighting Ye Zhuohan's wits and courage (3/3)], Qi Lin was actually hungry.

That's right, first he fought with heaven and man over whether to call Ye Zhuohan, and then made a large number of emoticons, and finally stood on the commanding heights of victory, but was kicked off because of his lack of hand speed.

Tired physically and mentally, can you not be hungry?

The nature of the work is special, and Qi Lin often stays up late when inspiration strikes, so he stockpiles a lot of convenience food at home.

Last year, Qi Han and his sister-in-law Chen Yin returned to China to visit him. The first meal he entertained was self-heating hot pot.

Qi Han: "..."

Chen Yin: "..."

"Didn't you say it yourself? I miss the hot pot of the motherland." He opened the door boldly, like a rich man pushing open the door of a wine cellar, "My private treasure is enough for you to eat for a month without repeating it!"

"You are enough!" Qi Han was speechless, "Are you a hamster spirit?"

Chen Yin laughed at the side, "Isn't our Xiaoqi a hamster spirit? Look at his pile of blind boxes."

These words hit his sore spot, he silently closed the cabinet door, "Sister, don't you know why I have so many blind boxes?"

That's because I can't remove the hidden money no matter how I dismantle it!

Qi Han: "Hahahahaha!"

Chen Yin: "Hahahahaha!"

It's not funny.

Laughing at an African is cruel.

Hamster essence is not born to be hamster essence.

If it weren't for Fei, he wouldn't have so many repeated blind boxes.

If he wasn't busy, he wouldn't be hoarding so many self-heating hot pots.

Qi Lin doesn't want to eat self-heating hot pot anymore tonight.

He still opened the door of his granary like a rich man who opens the door of the wine cellar.

A little dumbfounded.

The dry noodles are still there, the rice is still there, and the flour is still there, but the instant noodles and self-heating hot pot are gone.

The entire granary was mostly empty.

Ye Zhuohan dug out his hamster nest!

Qi Lin felt that he should be angry, but it was probably because when he said "Xiao Meilong spits.jpg", his anger had already sprayed on Ye Zhuohan's face together with Xiao Meilong's saliva, no, shot it.

So that I can't get angry now.

Stop Liao, stop Liao.

Marriage is muddle-headed, what's the point of digging out the hamster's nest?

Qi Lin grabbed the blown hair that was particularly fluffy, opened the refrigerator, and prepared to heat a glass of milk.

There are two large bottles of fresh milk in the refrigerator, and the production date is still today.

He was sure that he hadn't bought milk in the past week.

When pouring the milk into the small pot to boil, Qi Lin hesitated for a while, and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.

He swore he was at peace.

After the emoji battle not long ago, his restlessness about whether Ye Zhuohan would come back has subsided.

Ye Zhuohan had better not come back.

Xiao Biesheng is newlywed... No, he didn't care about Ye Zhuohan's return in the first place.

The chat history is very short, and it can be read quickly, among which Xiaomeilong's emoji pack occupies most of it.

Although they had become friends a long time ago, this was the first time they had sent messages and chatted seriously.

Qi Lin looked at it, and suddenly found something wrong.

Ye Zhuohan, it seems, doesn't have an emoticon pack!

Otherwise, why did Ye Zhuohan keep using the emoticons he sent?

Could it be that apart from Xiao Meilong, Ye Zhuohan only has the little yellow face that comes with the system in Ye Zhuohan's phone?

Qi Lin was happy.

The milk in the pot frothed, and his heart murmured along with it.

With Ye Zhuohan's status, where do you need emoticons for normal chats?

The ancient god Bigu.

Today's gods don't know what emoticons are.

When Ye Zhuohan saw "Little Beautiful Dragon Dignified.jpg" and "Little Beautiful Dragon Bah.jpg", was he at a loss because he had no pictures to fight?And you don't want to reveal the fact that you only have a yellow face, so hurry up and save it?

Qi Lin peeled back the cocoons from the short chat records, and got the truth. He felt that if he was not a fashion designer and became a criminal policeman, he might have become a criminal policeman who has solved cases like a god.

With his self-confidence back, Qi Lin decisively poked Ye Zhuohan.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【Little Beautiful Dragon Sleepy.jpg】

【Grand Sage Qi Tian】: 【Little Meilong tail throws shit.jpg】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【Little Beautiful Dragon is insignificant.jpg】

At the top of the dialog box, it shows "the other party is typing".

Qi Lin poured the hot milk into the cup while waiting.

However, Ye Zhuohan entered it for a long time, and it disappeared.

Qi Lin: "???"

Have you played with fire?

That "Xiao Meilong Tail Swing Shit.jpg" is disgusting to Brother Immortal?

Qi Lin held the cup in both hands, silently reflecting.

He is sometimes very nervous, and the "run away" group of people are all like monkeys, and they have no qualms about joking.

But Ye Zhuohan, a president and a god, might not be used to this kind of inexplicable human fireworks.

Qi Lin sighed, and was about to finish the milk when there was a sudden movement in the dialogue box.

【.Ye】:【Xiao Meilong Spits.jpg】

Qi Lin: "..."

Is this expressing dissatisfaction with me?

Do you even use my pictures to express your dissatisfaction?

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Boss Ye, there is something that I don't know whether to ask or not. 】

【.leaf】:【? 】

Tsk, you stole my emoji, and you still have to use question marks to pretend to be cold.

Qi Lin was so leisurely, he forgot to wipe the milk on his lips, and typed with both hands.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Is there no emoticon pack in your mobile phone? 】

After about 10 seconds, Qi Lin ushered in a three-combo attack from the fairy brother.

【.Ye】:【Xiao Meilong breathes fire through nostrils.jpg】

【.Ye】:【Xiao Meilong's mouth breathes fire.jpg】

【.Ye】:【Xiao Meilong's mouth and nostrils breathe fire together.jpg】

【.Ye】: 【I have. 】

Qi Lin laughed so hard that he hiccupped.

What is it called?This is called the last stubbornness of Brother Shenxian.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [I sent you all the little beautiful dragons, so you have nothing else? 】

【.Ye】:【Little yellow face blushes.jpg】

【.Ye】retracted a message.

Qi Lin's hand that was taking the screenshot froze.

Damn, so fast?

【.Ye】: 【What you send me is mine. 】

【.Ye】: 【I don't need anything else. 】

【.Leaf】：【Small beautiful dragon dignified.jpg】

Qi Lin: "Shameless!"

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Mr. Ye, to be reasonable, Xiaomeilong is the upcoming blind box series of our "Leaving", and Xiaomeilong's expression pack is one of the derivative works. The copyright belongs to me and my studio. Even if you are the big boss, Xiaomeilongye does not belong to you. 】

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Changing the word does not belong to you either. 】

【.Leaf】: 【Xiao Meilong Ye. 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【……………】

Qi Lin dared to pat his chest and said, this is the fault of the input method.

It's just that he played too many "Mr. Ye" and "Ye Zhuohan" recently, and only then came out a "Little Beautiful Dragon Ye".

【.Ye】:【It turns out that Xiao Meilong's surname is Ye. 】

【.Ye】:【My prototype also owns the copyright. 】

【.Leaf】：【Small beautiful dragon dignified.jpg】

Looking at the smiling little beautiful dragon, Qi Lin almost didn't recognize his own little beautiful dragon.

Why did he poke Ye Zhuohan just now?

I couldn't remember it for a while.

【.Ye】: 【What are you doing? 】

Qi Lin was stunned for a while, then remembered.

First he wanted to ask Ye Zhuohan if he bought fresh milk.

The second is to feel ashamed of Ye Zhuohan for not having an emoji.

Although it seems that there is no shame and success, but it is not discouraged or dejected, and it is not impossible to continue to be ashamed.

Anyway, across the Internet, Ye Zhuohan couldn't do anything to him anyway.

Even if he splits a fork now, Ye Zhuohan can't see it.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Boss Ye, you are a man, and I drew a little beautiful dragon.Just admit it like this, don't you think your skin is so hot that you can make pancakes? 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Xiao Meilong is ashamed.jpg】

【.Ye】:【Xiao Meilong Shame.jpg】

Qi Lin typed while having fun.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【I understand, I understand.You are using emoticons to cover up your inner embarrassment. 】

As an artist, Qi Lin's imagination is extraordinary.

Although he couldn't see Ye Zhuohan, in his mind, Ye Zhuohan was so embarrassed that he split his legs.

Inspiration gushes out, and tomorrow I will draw Xiao Meilong's splits, and his buttocks are swollen from the fall.

There is no need to hold a meeting to vote, this shape is absolutely amazing, absolutely popular, and even has the hope of becoming a hidden model.

Ye Zhuohan is like a hairy sheep, full of inspiration, no matter how hard he plucks him, he can't finish it.

【.Ye】:【I'm not embarrassed. 】

【.Ye】:【Xiao Meilong is a male. 】

Qi Lin made a "tsk".

Whether Xiaomeilong is male or female, the group has not yet discussed the result.

Almost all dragon-themed creations on the market are male.If Xiaomeilong is defined as a female, it is unique.

But the little beautiful dragon is beautiful, people's first impression must be female, but if the little beautiful dragon happens to be male, the contrast will be even stronger.

Contrast is a very important element in fashion design.

Everyone said that they had their own reasons, and they argued endlessly.

The studio has not yet made a decision, how does Ye Zhuohan know that Xiao Meilong is male?

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Not necessarily, I haven't decided on its gender yet. 】

It means, come and lick me.

Well licked, I can still think about it.

【.Ye】:【I've decided. 】

Qi Lin was still complacent, looking at the newly popped Chinese characters, he felt that he might not know Chinese characters anymore.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【What have you decided? 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Little Meilong is scared.jpg】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Little Beautiful Dragon is Strong.jpg】

A bad premonition flashed across Qi Lin's heart.

【.Ye】: 【Decided that it is a male. 】

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [I am the designer! 】

【.Ye】: 【I am the boss. 】

【.Ye】:【Little Meilong is strong.jpg】

Qi Lin squatted in the corner of the kitchen, looking up at the moon outside the window.

Today's moon is so big.

【.Ye】: 【That's the decision. 】

【.Ye】: 【You haven't answered yet, what are you doing, what do you want from me? 】

Qi Lin didn't want to answer anymore.

But quality made him move his fingers.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【The milk in the refrigerator is yours, I drank it. 】

The dialog box kept showing "the other party is typing", Qi Lin was a little annoyed, and read the message he sent again.

"Vori—"

[Great Sage Qi Tian] Withdrew a message.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [You bought the fresh milk in the refrigerator, I drank it. 】

【.Ye】:【I took a screenshot. 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【I didn't intercept you, can you delete it? 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Little Meilong is wronged.jpg】

【.Leaf】: 【Yes. 】

Qi Lin was shocked.

When did Brother Shenxian become so reasonable?

【.Ye】: 【Exchange with "husband". 】

Qi Lin thought about it calmly, and felt that this deal could be done.

Ye Zhuohan just wanted to take a screenshot when he sent out "husband".But as long as his hands are fast, Ye Zhuohan can't take screenshots.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【Husband! 】

[Great Sage Qi Tian] Withdrew a message.

Qi Linhan came out.

At that moment just now, he exploded with the speed of being single for 28 years.

He didn't believe that Ye Zhuohan could take screenshots.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Delete the article about drinking milk, I will check it tomorrow. 】

【.Ye】:【Qi Lin calls her husband.jpg】

Qi Lin slowly opened the picture, his pupils trembled.

【.Ye】:【Drinking milk has been deleted. 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【You...】

【.Ye】:【Huh? 】

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Mr. Ye, I seem to have discovered a secret of yours. 】

【.Ye】:【What secret? 】

Qi Lin typed quickly.

【Great Sage Qi Tian】: 【What kind of person can surpass me in hand speed?You withdraw faster than me, and take screenshots faster than me.Why? 】

The dialog is silent.

[Grand Sage Qi Tian]: [It's so miserable, I've been single for 28 years, it's nothing, ordinary people can't think about love if they want to move bricks.But you are a rich man, you have been single for 29 years! 】

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Little Meilong is wronged.jpg】

Qi Lin stood up, shaking his legs excitedly.

He was never harsh, never unreasonable, and he was a good boss who "run away" and a good role model for returned youth.

But after half a month of marriage, he has been bullied for half a month, any chance to embarrass Ye Zhuohan, even if he hurts himself by eight hundred, he must kill Ye Zhuohan.

Phone vibrates.

Come, come, Ye Zhuohan is here with new news!

【.Ye】:【I admit it. 】

Qi Lin: "Huh?"

No sophistry or denial, is this still the noble fairy brother?

Qi Lin couldn't believe his eyes, rubbed them, and looked again.

【.Ye】: 【I have been single for 29 years. 】

Qi Lin opened his mouth silently.

What to do, Brother Shenxian seems to be in a bit of a low mood.

Have you hurt your self-esteem?

[.Ye]: [Is there any problem with this? 】

Qi Lin: "Uh..."

[.Ye]: [You emphasize my hand speed, do you really want to feel it? 】

Qi Lin: "???"

Caught off guard?

The Internet is Ye Zhuohan's protective color.

Hiding behind the Internet, Ye Zhuohan seems to be more sullen?

Qi Lin took a deep breath.

Ye Zhuohan shouldn't, absolutely shouldn't, least of all should have raced with him.

Who is Qi Lin?

With a yellow accent, even his own brother is no match.

Ye Zhuohan was born in a wealthy family and grew up in a wealthy family. How can a person who is as handsome as a snow in his youth, with a yellow accent, be able to speak better than a lower-ranked person?

Anyway, it wasn't face to face, so Qi Lin went all out.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [I said yes, do you dare to hold it? 】

After half a minute.

【.Ye】: 【You wait. 】

Qi Lin was a little confused.

Shouldn't Ye Zhuohan be angry?

He had flirted with Ye Zhuohan just now, and Ye Zhuohan held it for 30 seconds before saying "wait".

The long-term fiasco experience made Qi Lin a little nervous.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [Mr. Ye, what are you asking me to wait for? 】

【.Ye】:【Wait for me to touch you when I come back. 】

Qi Lin shook his hand.

How could a dignified fairy say such coquettish words?

Has Ye Zhuohan's account been hacked?

【Great Sage Qi Tian】:【Send me a photo of you. 】

【.Ye】: 【What do you want to do? 】

Still very vigilant.

Qi Lin simply let go.

[Great Sage Qi Tian]: [See if you are my husband! 】

At least 3 minutes later, Qi Lin got impatient with the wait before new information came in.

Oops, it's actually a video call application.

Qi Lin: "..."

Do I want to pick it up?

Not answering seems guilty.

Qi Lin connected decisively, the camera shook, and a deserted face appeared in the center of the screen.

Qi Lin recognized it, Ye Zhuohan's face really grew to his Achilles' heel.

At the same time, he began to think, did Ye Zhuohan look in the mirror for such a long time just now?

The background is dark, but it is roughly recognizable as a spacious living room.

Qi Lin guessed that this was Ye Zhuohan's mansion.

Ye Zhuohan's thin lips moved slightly, "Did you see your husband?"

Qi Lin: "..."

Look, see.

In the video, Ye Zhuohan moved closer to the camera, as if he was observing something carefully.

Qi Lin was brought to the camera by him.

Ye Zhuohan suddenly laughed, his voice was low, it sounded like a sneer and a sneer to Qi Lin's ears.

Qi Lin was displeased, "What are you laughing at?"

Ye Zhuohan stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked his lower lip.

This action is so damn sexy.

Qi Lin's scalp went numb.

What are you doing, video play?

Brother, we haven't reached that point yet!

Ye Zhuohan: "Are you drinking milk so hard?"

Qi Lin: "Huh?"

Ye Zhuohan: "You have foam around your mouth."

Qi Lin froze for a second, and quickly wiped it off, "Mr. Ye, I'm going to sleep. Goodbye."

Ye Zhuohan: "Wait a minute."

Wait no more!

Qi Lin didn't want to see Ye Zhuohan's face anymore, so he turned off the video with force.

After making a fuss, those who can't be touched, whether the yellow accent is yellow or not, are also exposed.

Qi Lin was sweating all over, hotter than exercising on the treadmill for half an hour.

Ye Zhuohan was a test sent to him by the heavens.

Fight wits and courage [-] times a day and never get tired.

Went to take a shower again, Qi Lin saw the new message.

【.Ye】: 【Sleeping? 】

【.Ye】:【Little Beautiful Dragon Sleepy.jpg】

【.Ye】: 【Good night.See you tomorrow. 】

Qi Lin pursed his lips and stuffed the phone under the pillow.

It's not like Brother Shenxian can't speak human words.

But why, after hurting me, will you speak human words?