sheep into wolf's mouth

I wanted to say "yes" just now, but I suddenly felt something was wrong... Isn't his family a wolf tribe?How can a sheep go alive or come back with a whole body!

"You, want, me, go, wolf den?! Did you make a mistake? Then I can go back alive!"

"This is your fault. Our wolf clan has been a very gentle race for hundreds of years, especially sheep, which are very popular among wolves!"

For some reason, I just felt a chill, and then I thought of the scene where I was torn to pieces by a large group of wolves after entering the wolf tribe.

Baa woo woo~ Don't!I absolutely cannot go to such a dangerous place!

"Don't be afraid! Come on, baby Susu, give me a kiss..."

"No! No no no no no no!" (Hey! There is someone beside me!)

In the end, I was dizzy again by that guy, so I had to obey his wishes and let him hug me... woo...

"Susu~ you and I go back, huh? Okay, okay?"

"Huhahaha... No, no, no, no, no... I don't even want to kill me!"

"Count..." Someone kissed him unexpectedly.

"Hmm...ahhaha..."

Just when we... (what we... don't care about me!) are entangled passionately...

"Cough cough... Please restrain yourself a little bit, we can accept it, but if humans see it..."

Ran Zhan was about to give Qian Yin a good advice, but was interrupted impatiently by someone.

"You're so nosy, Tiger."

"I'm not kind!"

Wolf?tiger?Kindness?Why can't I put these words together...

We walked straight from the back mountain, and walked into the woods after climbing over the mountain... It seems that we have entered the realm of confusion.

"Qian Yin, is there any ethnic group here? Why does it smell strange?"

"Well, as long as we bypass them, it will be troublesome if we mess with them."

Why?Get into trouble?What race is that?

"It's the lion clan! One of the animals that the lamb is most afraid of! How about it, why don't we take a detour?"

Ran Zhan, who made me feel gentle just now, actually said such a thing?Pooh, who said that I think he is gentle...

Yes, we originally planned to take a detour, but a certain tiger thought it was very majestic and walked past the outer wall of the lion tribe... The probability of not being caught is -0.0001 cycle%.

"Hey, you are very suspicious, even if you don't mean to attack, you must go to see the Lion King with us!"

I still remember in a daze that when the two lions guarding the gate suddenly turned into two tall and strong handsome men, Yu Yu had already entered the gate holding my collar.

"Hey! Didn't you guys say we're going to take a detour! Woo..."

Qian Yin pulled me from Yu Yu's hand into his arms, "You lied to the sheep! Lied to the sheep! It's too much! I arrived at the lion's den before the wolf's den. This time I'm doomed!"

I struggled desperately in Qian Yin's arms, while weeping in a very disfigured way, who knew that the hands around my body were getting tighter and tighter.

"Susu, with me here, that dead lion dare not touch you. And Lan Zhan is here, I will definitely protect you."

"Uuuuuuuuuuu, silver..."

Someone flattered me with an idiotic wink, and then another round of wolf kisses...

"Uh...uh...no...uh, there's someone here!"

After walking for a long time, I finally saw a relatively ordinary room. According to the two handsome gatekeepers, that room was the bedroom of the Lion King.

Please don't be surprised, because, except for this house, everything else here is a dilapidated thatched hut...

I couldn't bear this question so I asked, "Hey, are the Lion Clan poor?"

"Well, actually..."

"Poor fart! The **** is richer than our Tiger Clan, is this called poor!?"

I suddenly remembered that Lanzhan's dress made of fine silk was trimmed with shiny gold threads... That... They don't even bother to build a house, do they?cold sweat...

When I was still in a daze, I suddenly heard an earthquake!

Others also showed the same terrified and surprised expressions as me... At this time, a handsome guy appeared in front of everyone.

yeah?Where is this gatekeeper?Why are the gatekeepers of the Lion Clan so handsome!Although this one seems to be a bit thinner...

"Sorry to keep everyone waiting."

The handsome goalkeeper smiled apologetically, tsk, this is called tangible!saliva…

I cast a displeased glance at Qian Yin who suddenly clasped my wrist, and smiled obsequiously.

"Soon, soon, then, may I invite you Lion King to come out?"

Before he finished speaking, Qian Yin pinched his wrist again, while the other two glanced at me speechlessly with idiot eyes.

The handsome guy froze for a moment, then scratched his head and said in a low voice,

"Well...Actually...I...have always...wanted...to tell you...I...I, I, I...I am...the Lion King..."

"Oh, so you are the Lion King..." I nodded knowingly, and suddenly came to my senses, "What! You... you you you just said... you... are..."

Everyone glanced again, "Are you an idiot?"

No, I can't help it... I really can't help it...

"Wow ha ha ha ha... I laughed so hard, how can there be a king who is dressed worse than my subordinates! Oh ha ha ha ha... And you look like a sheep, you don't look like a meat-eating one haha! Oh! Whoa whoa whoa!"

There was silence...

"I said this comrade, that's not what I said! We, the Lion Clan, pay attention to thrift and thrift. As the head of the clan, of course, I have to take responsibility for myself. As the saying goes, enjoy the happiness of the world first, and enjoy the world later. Worrying and worrying..."

A handsome guy next to him hurried over and said something, then showed a pickled look on his face, and continued, "Uh, that, I'm sorry, I worry about the world's worries first... Cough, continue, as the head of the clan, you should wear I eat worse than others, eat worse than others, use less than others, and cook more than others. What I eat is grass and what I squeeze out is milk. Also, I have a lot of experience in saving, not only We need to save money on food and clothing, and also reduce the expenditure on large-scale construction, such as building palaces, repairing short and long cities, and digging rivers... Actively build Chinese characteristics Socialist harmonious society, adhere to Marxism-Leninism Deng Xiaoping Theory and the three representatives of the party... unswervingly follow the party... Hey, hey, why are you all gone?"

Nonsense, look at your feet, your feet... Before he finished speaking, the four of us, without exception, all went neatly to the embrace of Mother Earth.

Damn, the comrades of the Lion Clan are so patient, none of them fell down, and they didn't even wrinkle their eyebrows.

"Well, let me tell you, can you please stop for a while?"

Lan Zhan, who had just vomited so much that everyone was fainting, finally supported himself with the remaining strength and shouted to stop. The comrade seemed to realize his appearance, and he looked like a ghost.

"You? Why are you here?"

There is a faint smell of gunpowder, and it turns out that the lion and the tiger are enemies. As soon as they meet, they start flashing and flirting with each other.

"Why can't I be here?"

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

The two shook their heads in two directions uncomfortably at the same time.

"Hey, Humei, do you dare to confront me?"

A certain person stared at Lan Zhan condescendingly, with a serious expression, thought about it carefully, and raised his eyebrows

"A duel is a duel, whoever is afraid of whom!"

We sat on the ground in amazement and prepared to watch the duel between these two. Qian Yin took out an 800W pixel digital camera from nowhere... It's far away...

The atmosphere suddenly became gloomy, and Huo Mei and Lan Zhan continued to look at each other. At first glance, it seemed that there was an electric current flowing between the two.

A thunderbolt passed away quickly, and the dark clouds in the room began to gather. Electric currents flashed non-stop among the clouds and mists, and dull low thunder bursts faintly. Cracked!

The two people who were ready to go also launched an offensive at this moment, and the two agile shadows quickly approached, only to hear the two shouting

"Two little bees, fly to the flowers, fly!"

Bang bang... don't get me wrong, that's the sound of us falling to the ground.

And those two people paused for a few seconds uncomfortably, then pouted reluctantly

"MuaMua..."

"Fly..."

"Fly! Fly!"

"I'm flying..."

"I fly..."

"fly…"

"..."

Finally, the two comrades stared at each other fiercely with black faces.

"Again…"

"Again…"

"Why is it a draw again!"

"Fuck, can you stop learning from me!"

"Obviously you learned from me, okay?"

"You spout blood!"

"You speak too much!"

In order to avoid being implicated by the innocent again, we resolutely decided to pretend to be dizzy!

Although there is Lanzhan, the mortal enemy of every confusion, we still received good treatment from the Lion Clan. Of course, it is only limited to the scope of the Lion Clan's understanding, and the level is only lower than the luxurious thatched cottage of the Lion King!A feast of weeds dug casually on the mountain!

"That Huomei is simply crazy! He's a lion clan! He actually eats those weeds that I don't bother to care about! God! I'm going crazy! Don't stop me! I'm going to hit the wall!"

My indignant protest was ignored! ?Hmph, then I'll pretend to show you!

clang!Before I could use any force, the whole house collapsed...Falled?Actually... fell down?

Everyone had an expression that they had expected a long time ago... Woo...

**********

After Qian Yin's narration, I finally understood the grievances between Huo Mei and Lan Zhan.

It is said that these two were childhood sweethearts and good brothers next door. However, the Lion Clan and the Tiger Clan were originally enemies. The two met when they didn't know each other's identity.

because the tiger clan is rich