ruffian celestial master seductive prince

The matter of getting married is a long-standing wedding ceremony, and it is understandable for Xi Niang to say this sentence.But for him, Mao Xiaobei, it was not that simple.He, Mao Xiaobei, is a member of the metaphysics world. In the metaphysics world, once he gets married, he is a Taoist couple who is truly recognized by the Dao of Heaven and cannot betray him for the rest of his life.As the so-called "married as husband and wife, there is no doubt about love and affection", the plots that only appear in this kind of novels are truly recognized by Tiandao in his metaphysics world, so many metaphysics people usually only get married, but never marry. Will tie up.He, Mao Xiaobei, is no exception, he misses beauties and lingers in the flowers, but that's just superficial work, let alone getting married with people.Even if he met the person who made his heart beat, he didn't think he would ruin himself by doing so.It's all right now, but he was directly kicked out of the shelves, skipping liking, and skipping heartbeat, so he has to get married with a person who is basically a stranger. Once the hair is tied, he will never be able to be with others again. up.

But in the current situation, the enemy is strong and we are weak, but he does not agree. How could the people sent by the emperor to stare at him so easily let him go? Xiaobei thought so.I really didn't expect that Mao Xiaobei's generation of mystical masters would have a day when someone would fight me for a knife, that's all, the Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, maybe it's a big deal for me to die alone good choice...

Thinking of this, Mao Xiaobei let go of Xi Niang's arm, and then, under the curious eyes of everyone, he snatched the scissors from Xi Niang's hand, and everyone sighed, but Mao Xiaobei didn't say much. Stopping, he quickly cut off a strand of his hair, and then took Liu Feng's hair from Xi Niang's hand, and tied it with his own. At that moment, Mao Xiaobei quickly blocked his hand The top of the hair, naturally, also isolated the soft milky white luster from inside...

Everyone stared at this change in dumbfounded, even when the bride snatched the scissors angrily, she almost rushed to stop him from "suicide", but who knew that they just wanted to cut their hair short so that they could marry their husband-in-law quickly, But isn't this a little too hasty? ? ?

Others didn't see it, but Liu Feng, who was sitting next to Mao Xiaobei and staring at him all the time, couldn't find anything unusual, but because the beam of light was so fast, although Liu Feng was curious, he could only think that he was dazzled Didn't see clearly.

After the etiquette was completed, everyone retreated, leaving only Liu Feng and Mao Xiaobei in the room.According to the rules, at this time, Liu Feng was going to go out to toast, but he was really afraid that Mao Xiaobei would end up with him if he couldn't think about it, so, to be on the safe side, he felt that he needed to stay and say something before leaving.

"I know you like the emperor, but you have also seen that the emperor doesn't like you, and of course, I don't like you either."

Mao Xiaobei: ...

"I, Liu Feng, like all kinds of beauties, but I never like beauties with other people in my heart, so, with me, you can relax 120 times, I will never touch you, even if you get naked and sneak into me Underneath, I promise I won't touch a single hair of you."

Mao Xiaobei: Is this still a man?Do you really think you are Liu Xiahui?

"However, it's time to go through the motions, we still have to go, at least for this month, we both have to sleep in the same room, otherwise, if it is rumored that the bride and groom are not in the wedding room, then your whole life will be ruined." I am afraid that your reputation will be ruined, let alone raise your head when you go out, I am afraid that the spittle of the common people will drown you."

Mao Xiaobei: I'll go, is it so scary?

"Even if I don't like you, I never thought of embarrassing you or ruining you. There's no way, who let me be born with pity and pity. So, you can live here with peace of mind. My request Not high, we are now a legitimate couple, I am afraid that we will be tied together for the rest of our lives, so can you be wronged and not be so reluctant to pretend in front of others? Especially when my grandfather In front of grandma, ah, of course, in exchange, you can say what you want."

Mao Xiaobei: Have we finally gotten to the point?

"Okay, everything you said is fine, I agree." Mao Xiaobei said.

Now Liu Feng was stunned, he looked at Mao Xiaobei in disbelief, was it a little too smooth?This person was still living and dying because he wanted to marry him a few days ago? ? ?

"However, I do have a few requests."

Liu Feng: Sure enough, he felt that it was not so easy.

"Well, just say what you want."

"Okay, I'm hungry now, first thing, I want to fill my stomach."

Liu Feng: ...

Although he was puzzled, Liu Feng still asked people to bring some food in, but who knew that the person in front of him saw the food like a leopard that had been hungry for several days, so he jumped on it without saying a word, and even The chopsticks were useless, so he put his hands into his mouth with big gulps... Seeing this, Liu Feng felt stimulated. Even a child from a poor family is not so careless about eating, right?What's more, this person is Shuang'er brought up by the current queen mother...

The plates on the table were drained quickly one by one, until there was not even a single dish left on the last plate, Mao Xiaobei then satisfactorily picked up the handkerchief beside him and wiped his mouth, "It's less than half full , but let’s do this for today.”

Liu Feng: ... "Apart from this, do you have any other requirements?"

"Of course, in the future, I will eat four meals a day during the day, and the amount of each meal will be three times that of these. This is the second."

Liu Feng: ...

"Thirdly, I don't like being disturbed, so if there is nothing particularly important, don't let people disturb me, especially during the day, of course, not at night, or something will happen. , take responsibility for yourself."

Liu Feng felt that his request was a bit weird, but he nodded anyway: "Um, okay, I will give this order and try not to let people disturb you. Is there any more?"

"Fourth, I am very short of money, so, you know..." Mao Xiaobei said with an embarrassed face.

"That's easy to say, I'll ask the housekeeper to bring some over..."

"No, no, you misunderstood me. I mean, I'm very short of money, especially short of money. So, what I mean is, can I pay as much as I want?" Mao Xiaobei asked cautiously That said, he is a celestial master. Catching ghosts naturally requires a lot of magic weapons, and the materials are very expensive. Of course, he has to spend money. Although he can get some by himself, since there is a free one in front of him, don't blame it. He's being rude, anyway, it's not in vain.

Liu Feng looked at him suspiciously, "You are the princess yourself, with at least 300 taels of monthly silver, plus the occasional rewards from the queen mother, and some harvests from the shop and Zhuangzi, I am afraid that there will be no other like you in the entire Fengyao Kingdom." Such a rich person, right? What do you need so much money for?"

"Why, don't you agree? Oh, forget it, let's forget about what you said before, I don't want to get what I want, and I don't want to just let it go, anyway, this life is boring, Perhaps death is also a kind of relief for me..."

"Okay, I promise you." Liu Feng gritted his teeth and agreed without waiting for him to finish.

Mao Xiaobei secretly gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

"However, you don't need to ask the housekeeper for your money, just ask me directly." Liu Feng said instead.

"Huh? I want to ask you? You are a little son, do you have money?"

Liu Feng: ...is this being despised? "Ahem... besides being the eldest son of Ying Wangfu, don't forget, I am also a second-rank official under the emperor." In fact, what he didn't say was that he secretly had a lot of property under his command, and almost the entire continent had a lot of money. His property, otherwise how could it become the ear of the one above.

"Well, okay, fifth..."

Liu Feng: ...

"Sixth..."

"Seventh..."

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Half an hour later, Liu Feng came out. After signing N unequal agreements, he walked out of the wedding room with a blank face and dull eyes.He felt that staying today to talk to this lunatic princess was definitely the stupidest thing he had ever done in his life.

After Liu Feng left, Mao Xiaobei, who had just eaten, naturally wanted to have a good sleep, but just as his head touched the pillow, he suddenly remembered something, he sat up quickly, and looked at his Right hand, and then let out a long sigh of relief and lay down again.Fortunately, the Qiankun ring is still there, and all his belongings are here, otherwise, with his extremely dark soul breath, if there is no life-saving thing, I am afraid that the evil saliva alone can drown him It's okay to die, it's okay, this thing that has signed a blood contract is really useful, and it can be followed anywhere.Thinking in this way, Mao Xiaobei lay down in peace and went to talk to Duke Zhou to talk about life.

After Liu Feng went out, he kept busy, and did not return to the new house until it was dark. During this period, he did not forget to arrange for people to deliver meals to Mao Xiaobei twice.After going back, he didn't expect Mao Xiaobei to have any affectionate scenes waiting for his husband's return, but he never expected that when he returned to his room, what he saw was:

That Shuang'er with a beautiful face, didn't take off her clothes, just lay on the quilt with her clothes, and fell asleep, the saliva was still dripping down... The two clothes on the ground were taken off The wedding gown was scattered and occupied half of the room, one of the two red shoes lay directly on the dining table, and the other was right under his feet...

Liu Feng took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart.He didn't understand, a princess brought up by the queen mother herself, Shuang'er, known as the most dignified beauty in the Fengyao country, was just married to someone, how could such a big change have taken place in this living habit, it was simply Like a ruffian, he doesn't care about his image at all.Although he, Liu Feng, is a bit lewd and has a bit of a corrupt style on the surface, compared with the person in front of him, he feels that he is really a good man.

Thinking of this, Liu Feng walked to the side of Ruanta by himself. Mao Xiaobei was supposed to help him undress, but now it seems that it is better to do it by himself.He kicked the clothes on the ground to the other side, then simply took off a few coats, and lay down...

At night, around midnight, the moonlight was shining brightly, shining directly into the room along the window, the room was in a mess, and the whole room became more silent, and the steady breathing of the two gradually came out.

But no one would have thought that at this time, Mao Xiaobeihui, who was still snoring like a thunderbolt just now, suddenly opened his eyes.Mao Xiaobei raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, glanced at Liu Feng on the soft couch not far away, couldn't help but feel worried again, why did he forget that this person was going to sleep here for a month, so he would sleep here at night How else can I get out?What's more troublesome is that the rules of the metaphysical world have been in place since ancient times. If you can't complete a certain task every month, you will be punished. According to his current practice, it can't be easier to complete the simple task, but you have to do it before others. Although it is very simple to complete it under his nose, without being discovered, it really makes him feel pain and panic. The reason is very simple, money, he doesn't need money for anything.What's more, this person is still Liu Feng, and I don't know how much it will take to hide from a person with such deep internal strength.

Although Liu Feng looks romantic, he is really romantic, but he has real skills. Otherwise, how could he become good brothers with the emperor? How can this be done by ordinary people.If he really found out about him, I'm afraid he would really be in some trouble...

Hey, it’s really troublesome, forget it, forget it, I still don’t want to, anyway, even if I think about it today, I will definitely not be able to get out, let alone my current body is almost the same as the broken body that just crawled out of the grave, just look at the three floors outside the door The emperor on the outer three floors sent him to monitor his guards. He doesn't think he can go out today, so he should sleep first. He didn't sleep for ten days and nights in order to fight against the hare. .Thinking of this, Mao Xiaobei soon fell into dreamland again.

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