[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Monkey King led the horse and planned to walk over, but the little official stopped the white dragon horse.

"I don't care if you go to Xitianmen to learn Buddhist scriptures or Nantianmen to learn Buddhist scriptures. The rule here is that each person can only bring one pet. The extra pets need to be subsidized with 650 monster currency. I won't make things difficult for you." The city official said, "Since you have brought two pets, you can see for yourself and throw away the unimportant one."

"Pets?!" Sun Wukong bared his teeth. He was a monkey himself. He had seen many people keeping monkeys as pets in Nanbubuzhou in the early years. Hearing this now, he thought that the little official was implying that he was a pet. The anger rose immediately, and the golden cudgel hit the ground, furious, "You are a fucking pet?!"

The little official glared at Monkey King, and with a wave of his hand, a small team appeared out of nowhere, flashing their swords in unison.

Zhu Bajie took out the nine-tooth rake and planned to fight with this group of people.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Drifting immediately stood up to ease the atmosphere.

"My lord, you are joking. We have never brought a pet with us all this way." Drifting stepped forward, standing between Monkey King and the little official, smiling all over his face. A horse is counted on us? My lord, you can be more accommodating."

Unexpectedly, the little official didn't buy it. He stretched out his hand to push Drifting away, and said in a cold tone, "It's on you? Your quota for bringing pets is already full!"

Drifting was stunned for a moment: "Sir, my second senior brother and I are all alone, without any pets, what should your lord do to explain this?"

"You never brought a pet, but he did." The inspector's eyes fell on Zhu Bajie.

"Idiot! Didn't you bring something to eat?!" Sun Wukong grinned and was attracted by the attention, "Could it be that you secretly hid some living thing?! Take it out! Take it out!"

"Elder brother," Zhu Bajie howled, and showed him his clothes, which were ragged and exposed, "Don't you know me? Look, look, these are all holes, I'll go Where can I put a pet?! Besides, I have quit meat a long time ago, so why would I carry a living thing with me?!"

Sun Wukong blinked, thinking that what Zhu Bajie said made sense: "That's true. If you really brought a pet, I must have known about it early on, grandson." Saying this, Monkey King turned his head and looked at the little official, "You just said this The idiot brought a pet, let me ask you, what kind of pet did he bring?"

The little official looked puzzled, he pointed at Zhu Bajie, and then at Drifting Monk: "Didn't this pig demon bring this monk with him?"

"He's a pet?!" Zhu Bajie laughed, "Hey, third junior brother, this little official said you are my pet, hey."

Of course Drifting knows that the pet Zhu Bajie thinks about is not the same concept as the little official's pet, but Drifting only gives him a blank look and doesn't bother to talk to him.

"Since my lord also said that I don't have any pets, why not count the white dragon horse among my pets," Drifting accompanied carefully, and continued to fight for their property, "Look, my lord, we are going to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures together." of."

The tone of the little official was still cold and indifferent: "It counts in your quota? Do you have such a thing as a pet quota?"

A little monster on the side started booing early, and laughed hahaha: "Hahaha, yes, you are a lowly two-legged man, and you even said that horses are counted in your quota, hahaha, I am dying of laughter."

"Yeah, yeah," the little monster grinned obscenely, "I'm afraid it wasn't the pig monster brother who doted on this two-legged man so much that he even forgot his identity and took himself seriously as a human being." Where are the super mountain people!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and figured out the ins and outs—it turns out that Bodhi is the one who is treated as a pet here, hehe, not his little monkey Sun Wukong. Wanting to understand this relationship, Sun Wukong immediately grinned: "Hehehe , Old Sun, I’ve lived for so many years, and this is the first time I’ve heard that humans are pets, and monsters belong to the master, happy! Happy!”

"What are you happy about?" The monster on the side pushed Sun Wukong carelessly, "Choose quickly, hurry over. Look at you, the road is blocked here, and it has been blocked for a long time."

The little monster immediately booed: "Yes, yes, hurry up and choose," the monsters laughed obscenely one by one, "Do you want a horse that can be ridden every day, or a person that can be ridden at night? See Look at this man, with delicate skin and tender flesh." There is even a knowledgeable person with a smug face, "hehehe, the taste in it is very wonderful."

Sun Wukong:  …

Even so, he can't throw away the horse and the monk!

Sun Wukong argued hard, trying to add another owner to his team: "Since this is the case, why should my horse not be regarded as the owner, but as a pet? Look, this horse has a good face, look. So even one who has opened up his intelligence, he should also occupy a place."

"Because he is not a monster," said the little official.

"This—" Sun Wukong hesitated, Bai Longma was indeed not a monster, he was the third son of the Dragon King of the West Sea, no matter where he said it, this little white dragon was not a monster.

Zhu Bajie was the first to yell, "You monster is so unreasonable, why do you say that this horse is not a monster? Whether it is a monster or not, is it still up to you?"

"Of course I said it doesn't count," the little official closed the book in his hand, "but your horse, he is not an ordinary horse." The little official paused, "The dragon clan is not used to be counted among the monster clan. We No dragons are welcome, so if you want to enter this city, the only way is to let the dragons be your pets."

"Choose one quickly," said the little official casually, "don't block the way here."

The little monsters waiting on the side all followed suit, and during the quarrel, Monkey King was quite helpless, and finally had to take out the golden cudgel, intending to reason with this group of people.

Unexpectedly, just as Monkey King took out the golden cudgel, before all the monsters had time to meet Sun Wukong, let alone reason with each other, a group of monsters dressed in guard uniforms divided the crowd into two rows involuntarily. Holding up the big banner of "go out on patrol, avoid", there are more burly minions on the side to stop everyone outside, and open the way for the patrolling beater.

Sun Wukong was pulling his neck to watch the commotion, intending to see which family's adults it was, and the tour was so grand, but before he saw the commotion, all the little monsters on the side knelt down in unison, hehe, that's good, Monkey King Nodding, now his sight is wider, and he can see the things on the opposite side clearly.

Before Sun Wukong could think about it carefully, the big and small monsters kneeling beside him had already raised their arms and shouted, "Long live the king, long live the king!"

king?

The king of the lion camel king must be the lion camel. After a little thought, Sun Wukong knew the identity of the city patroller—except for Shi Zhi, the lion camel king, he didn't think about it.

Shi Zhi rode on a tall horse, followed by the eagle-billed roc.Dapeng has accomplished his feat, and he really caught up with Shi Zhi. At this moment, you and I are getting together, which is a bit like a couple of gods and gods.

The two walked through the street mightily, and the monsters shouted and knocked three times as they passed by.

Sun Wukong and his entourage stood out among a group of monsters kneeling on the ground, not to mention King Roc soaring in the sky all day long, with excellent eyesight, even the blind man could see Sun Wukong and his entourage.

After all, everyone is kneeling and you are standing, it is too eye-catching.

King Dapeng walked a few steps quickly, approached Shi Zhi, and said something to Shi Zhi.

But King Dapeng moved quickly, and the small officials moved even faster.

When King Dapeng turned his head to look at this side, they clearly realized that something was wrong, so when King Dapeng rode his horse and walked to Shi Zhi's side, some small officials had already discovered Monkey King and planned to fight with Monkey King Be reasonable.

While pushing and shoving each other, Shi Zhi listened to what King Dapeng said, and was looking sideways at this moment. Soon, Shi Zhi saw Monkey King in the crowd, and couldn't help laughing, thinking that this monkey is used to being a monkey. The focus of the crowd, it used to be in the Bodhi Illusion, and it is even more so now. Shi Zhi shook her head and laughed, reined in the horse, and smiled at Monkey King: "I saw a magpie this morning, and I was thinking about what kind of rare thing I can meet today. I didn't expect that today the magpie is calling, so it's an old friend's visit!"

When the little officials saw that the king knew the monkey, they also put away their fists and knelt down on the ground in a proper manner.

Monkey King laughed twice, and waved at Shi Zhi: "Fourth Sister, long time no see!"

Shi Zhi got off her horse, walked up to Monkey King and his party, patted Monkey King on the shoulder, and greeted casually: "Wukong, don't come here without any problems! We haven't seen each other for nearly 800 years since Huaguo Mountain."

"Thanks to my sister, everything is fine." Sun Wukong was also very happy, and became friends with Shi Zhipan, "It's just that my younger brother, I took over the job of a bodyguard to escort the person selected by Guanyin to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Passing here, here All things are indistinguishable from the ordinary world, I thought it was the kingdom of some master, but I didn’t expect it to be my sister’s work! My sister is really young and promising, she can be called a role model in the world of monsters, my younger brother admires her infinitely.”

Shi Zhi just smiled and shook her head: "You monkey, no matter how honest you are, or how handsome you are, you are always sweet-talking. If you fall in love with someone in the future, you may not have much trouble chasing him."

Sun Wukong laughed: "The fourth sister still said to me, when did you and the third brother achieve a good thing? You didn't even inform the old grandson, it's so embarrassing!"

Shi Zhiyao looked away, and inadvertently smiled, full of satisfaction and tenderness: "It's been a while, I sent an invitation to your Shuilian Cave, but you didn't come."

"Oh, yes, yes," Monkey King scratched his head and said, "I've been working as a bodyguard for some years, I'm afraid I missed it."

Shi Zhi smiled and said nothing.

"It's all the Bodhisattva's fault. It's impossible to find someone to escort Tang Seng to the west. I have to find me, my grandson, so I can't go home and eat at a wedding banquet." "I also hope that my sister will make it easier for us to change our customs clearance documents, so that we can go to that Western Paradise earlier and get the scriptures."

"Success, you kid was in the Bodhi Illusion, and you cultivated a good sense of Zen. I didn't expect that you would actually worship under the Buddhist sect in the end, but it didn't bury your talent. When your merits and virtues are consummated in the future, you must remember my sworn brotherhood." Sister!" Shi Zhi readily agreed, and immediately waved her hand to change Monkey King's customs clearance documents.