[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

It's a pity that Lu Ming forgot to say a word, there is a god in three feet.

There is no god three feet above Lu Ming's head, but there is a fairy.

When Wukong stood on the somersault cloud, he saw Luming.

Therefore, Wukong decided to let Luming experience again what is meant by "people sit at home, disasters come from heaven."

People in their 20s, looking around, can tell at a glance that there is nothing good to do.

Wukong pressed the head of the cloud and watched with his own eyes that Luming didn't even let go of the moss on the thatched hut. He took a knife and cut it off bit by bit. He held it in his hand like a treasure, and carefully put it into the bulging small package behind him. .

Wukong laughed "hehe" twice, lying on the cloud to watch the deer cry.

Sure enough, Lu Ming turned around and went to another room. After a long while, when he came back, the package was almost stretched.

Wukong laughed and rolled on the cloud, thinking that this rascal might want to please the girl next door again.

After a while, go and tell Shen Ran that Lu Ming stole things from his house.

Hahaha.Just thinking about how Lu Ming was beaten up by Shen Ran made Wukong roll on the cloud with joy.

After half a stick of incense, Lu Ming looked left and right, raised his foot stealthily, carried his small package on his back, and walked into the yard.Tiptoe, even though he knew that Shen Ran would definitely not come back at this time, and his mother was retreating, so she would not care about him.However, isn't there a word called guilty conscience?Lu Ming looked around guiltily, jogged guiltily, and swished towards the door.

When Wukong rolled his eyeballs, he had a bad idea.

Luming, who was running happily, was suddenly knocked down by Wukong, with a slap, his waist was about to be broken.

"Ouch, my old waist." Lu Ming supported his waist, moaning, "Who is this? I didn't do anything bad today, I swear."

"Didn't do anything bad?" A deep voice came from the sky above Luming, "Why did I see you sneaking into the house and stealing things from the master?"

Hey?

hey?

hey hey?

Who is this?

When Lu Ming heard the voice, he immediately knew that he was not an acquaintance.

"Who are you? Why did you appear on my property without authorization?" Lu Ming turned over and wanted to sit up, but he didn't expect the other party to be very heavy, just like Lu Ming's current mood, it was a heavy, heavy, heavy life Unbearable pain.

The weak-waisted and slender-legged Lu Ming dropped his little arms and legs, and gave up struggling: "I didn't steal anything. If you don't believe me, go to the neighbors and ask them. They all know that this is my home."

"Nonsense," the man insisted, "You take things in your own house, why do you need to be so sneaky? I think even if this is your house, what you secretly took is your mother's or your brother's things."

"Hey, how do you know it's not my father's?" Lu Ming frowned, "Do you know me?"

Oops, I'm about to be found out.

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Wukong blinks his eyes and tells lies.

"Of course it's not your father's. I think the package is bulging, and it contains a lot of jewelry, right?"

"Then how do you guess it's my brother, not my sister?" Lu Ming continued to ask.

Because your father and mother only have you as a child, where can you find your sister?

Wukong blinked and found a countermeasure again.

"It's the Qiqiao Festival today. Everyone spends the last month, and you are standing here alone. If you have a sister, she must be dressed in gold and silver, and go out to celebrate the festival with your sweetheart? What? Maybe leave some valuable jewelry for you? So it must not belong to your sister."

"Little monkey?" Lu Ming asked tentatively, "Is that you?"

"Hey, it's not fun," Wukong jumped up from him, "How did you find out? I learned these 72 changes, and it really looks like everything, and it will be destroyed if you say anything. It's really annoying to reveal the truth as soon as you open your mouth. I'm dead."

Lu Ming patted the dirt on his body: "It's not that you have revealed your secrets," Lu Ming groaned as he supported his old waist, "It's your weight. Anyone who is so heavy, except the one from ten years ago Dead monkey, no one else."

Wukong's eyes blinked: "Change, so the details like weight have to be changed?"

"Nonsense," Lu Ming rubbed his waist and picked up the package, "Change and change, you don't even change your weight, what do you want to change. Don't take these details seriously."

"Speaking of it," Lu Ming turned to look at him, "That's not quite right, how could you learn the 72 transformation? Don't you take your monkey skin seriously, thinking that those who run all over the mountains and jump are idiots , are you the only hero who shakes the heavens and the earth? Hey, speaking of this, I know why you can’t change well. For the transformation technique, you have to have a sense of identity, and you have to feel that you are you The thing that changes. First of all, you admit it yourself, and then you can deceive others."

"The most brilliant deception in the world is the deception of deceiving yourself."

"Good transformation technique, what kind of tricks are you talking about?" Wukong grinned at Luming.

"Look, look," Lu Ming pointed at Wukong's face, "You still feel like a monkey until now, it's no wonder you can transform successfully like this."

"Hmph," Wukong simply turned back into a monkey, grabbing Luming's package to prevent him from leaving, "Where are you going? Elope with your little white flower?"

"You just eloped, and your whole family eloped." Lu Ming said angrily, "My little white flower was raped by a pig, I'm going to find the second spring."

"Hey hey," Wukong laughed, "You ran to Shen Ran's yard to find the second boat. Could it be that your second spring is Shen Ran?"

"I never thought that you are such a Wukong!" Lu Ming looked at Wukong in shock, "Don't be a man, let me tell you, you will be beaten by me if you do this, hard, to death Yes. Young master, I am male, I like women, and I reject monsters."

"Come on," Wukong patted Lu Ming's shoulder vigorously, and with a snap, he slapped Lu Ming into the ground, "Don't tell me, you don't know that your mother is not human."

"Your mother is not human!" Lu Ming crawled out of the hole on the ground, groaned a few times, and spat out the dirt in his mouth, "Anyway, I reject monsters."

"My mother wasn't human," Wukong shrugged, and jumped onto a nearby rock. "She's either a monkey, or some kind of monster nearby, and she won't be human."

"Forget it, forget it," Lu Ming waved his hand, "Let's not talk about this anymore, let's take a walk and take you to see our store."

"Ours?" Wukong pointed to Luming, then to himself, "Are you sure it belongs to us?"

"That's right," Lu Ming nodded, "If it weren't for your part of this broken shop, I wouldn't be able to embezzle it and sell it off without permission, resulting in no money in my hand, otherwise I wouldn't be able to catch up with the girl next door."

"What a brother!" Wukong hit Luming Paji again with another Hercules Palm.

When Lu Ming climbed up, he waved his arms and rushed forward to fight Wukong. Lu Ming said bitterly: "Monkey King, remember your mother, if you shoot me like this again in the future, the two of us will die." Just break up, break up! Did you hear that!!"

"Okay, okay," Wukong raised his hands in surrender, "Break off friendship, break off friendship."

Luming: ...

"If you break the relationship, you will break the relationship. Hmph, from now on the entire store will be mine. I will officially inform you that our store has changed from public property to private property!" Lu Ming announced through gritted teeth.

"Come on," Brother Wukong wrapped his arms around Luming's neck, "Well, let's play together as brothers, today I'll help you chase after a girl, what do you think?"

"Really?" Lu Ming's eyes rolled up, and after a while, he succumbed to the guarantee of chasing the girl, and suddenly grabbed Wukong, Lu Ming didn't care about picking up the package that fell on the ground, and ran out in a hurry , "You are not allowed to go back on your word."

"No, no," Wukong said with a chuckle from behind, "I've learned spells for a few years, and it's still easy to change a flower or something."

The night of Qiqiao Festival is very lively.

The whole street was vacated, filled with lanterns and some trinkets.

On the high platform of the street, there are the usual activities of needlework, embroidery and other female workers in the Qiqiao Festival.

Wukong, a big reckless man, is not interested in threading needles.To be honest, as Lu Ming said, he is proud of being a monkey, and he is not very interested in other species.Wukong came with Luming today, mainly because Luming said "our shop", Wukong was deeply touched.Wukong gave Luming three prescriptions casually, because Wukong knew that Luming liked alchemy, and these three prescriptions were enough for Luming to open a shop.Therefore, Wukong is not surprised by the fact that Luming opened a store.

What really surprised Wukong was that Luming would give him a share of the store.

Lu Ming, a miser who wants to scrape off the wall, even gave him a share of the store, saying that Wukong was not surprised and did not touch him, that is a lie.

"The game begins." The people on the high platform announced with their heads raised.

"Look," Lu Ming took Wukong with his elbow, "the girl who got the picture of beautiful rivers and mountains drawn on number two!"

Wukong was not annoyed when he interrupted his train of thought, but just followed his line of sight. The girl on the [-]nd was not beautiful in appearance, but she did have a taste.

The whole body has a gentle and gentle temperament, the kind that when you look at it from a distance across the street, you feel that this woman is "suitable for her family".

I saw her combing the Tianluan hairpin, wearing a concubine-colored purple silk skirt with emerald patterns, holding a gold thread in her left hand and a picture in her right, with a serious expression. Compared with other women, her embroidery is more like studying A matter of considerable interest, rather than a consideration for women workers.

love.

This is the most obvious feature you can see from her.

She loves embroidery for nothing but embroidery.

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After the Qixi Festival, I found a new CP for Xiaolu. I am really a good author, so give me a thumbs up.