[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Lu Ming came out of the warehouse in a short while. He glanced at the crowd at the free clinic, and asked Wukong casually: "Nothing happened just now."

"The palace just sent someone to get the Yannian Yishou Pill," Wukong deliberately emphasized the Yannian Yishou Pill, "I don't know when the Yannian Yishou Pill became so cheap. Three taels of gold, huh, it's really a big deal. Doctor Deer."

Lu Ming smiled bitterly: "What can I do? If I don't sell it to him, my mother's share will fall into his hands. After all, it's my mother who suffers the hardships. Take it for me. , As for the three taels of gold, I was the one who grabbed my father's youngest son's neck to get out, otherwise I wouldn't even have three taels of gold."

Wukong shook his head, wanted to say something, and swallowed it again: "I just said, your mother got the longevity pill so early, and after taking it for so many years, even if she can't prolong her life, she should keep fit. She looks sick like this now, she will have to practice in closed doors for three to five days, and she will be calm and calm. If I guessed correctly, did your mother never take the first pills at all, and gave them all to your father? .”

"Well, yes, my mother is like that, she won't listen to persuasion," Lu Ming sighed, "What can I do, I am also very desperate, my mother can't listen to me at all, she only has that in her eyes the man who sent her."

"Why don't we say that transsexual love has no future," Lu Ming shook his head, "That's why I said, I'm male, I like women, and I reject monsters."

Su Shou didn't react too much all the time, when he heard Lu Ming say "reject monsters", he frowned insignificantly, and then quickly returned to normal.

Wukong saw it and didn't say much.

Although this little fox is not young, he has no skills at all.It didn't pose any threat at all, Wukong even suspected that the girl with plain hands might not have come to inquire about news from Xiniu Hezhou at all, it was because the girl looked too much like she had run away from home.

Little Bodhi stayed by Wukong's side just like that. Lu Ming didn't ask any more questions, and Su Shou didn't talk too much.

At night, Little Bodhi insisted on sleeping with Wukong, but Wukong refused.

Wukong: "The mat is not big, and I have to adjust my posture for a long time when I turn over alone, for fear of accidentally falling out of the bed. If I put you on it again, I am afraid that I will kick you off in the middle of the night."

Little Bodhi held Wukong tightly, and spread his limbs flat on Wukong's chest.The child raised his head, looked at Wukong unblinkingly with a pair of small almond eyes, and swore he patted his chest frankly to assure: "I'm not afraid. I will definitely wrap you up tightly, like an octopus, catch You will never let you go again."

Wukong made a smirk: "I'm afraid that I will be strangled by the octopus and die suddenly in the middle of the night."

Little Bodhi held Wukong's face in a pair of small hands, and said plausibly: "Then don't be afraid, it's such a trivial matter if you can't breathe, I can pass your breath for you. Don't doubt my breath-passing skills, I will I can demonstrate it to you now, but my skills are actually pretty good, so don’t be afraid. Hey, don’t hide.”

Wukong: ... You just wanted to make it up because you didn't kiss at Samsung Cave.

"You really don't plan to go down?"

"No," Little Bodhi shook his head like a rattle, "I don't want it." Little Bodhi didn't know what to think, and showed a wicked smile, accidentally revealing a small broken tooth, "If I can always be with you It's better on me."

Wukong: ...

"Do your disciples and grandchildren know that you are full of dirty jokes?"

"I don't know if my apprentice knows it or not," Little Bodhi looked at Wukong sweetly, "But my apprentice knows, so I definitely know."

"It's as if you are my only apprentice," Wukong said with a smile, "Go in, you sleep inside, you are so small, don't wait to fall asleep at night, I will really kick you down. "

"Can't you sleep on it?" Little Bodhi coquettishly reluctantly said, "Little Treasure wants to sleep on you, okay, brother."

"Shut up," Wukong turned over, blocking the child inside, "sleep."

Little Bodhi squeezed into Wukong's arms, trying to trap Wukong, her hands were too small, her arms were small and her legs were short, so in the end she could only give up resentfully, she nestled in Wukong's arms, kicking those short legs unwillingly .

"Don't make trouble," Wukong circled little Bodhi and patted the child's back lightly.

"Ah," said little Bodhi contentedly, "I'm going to vomit milk when I'm so happy."

Wukong closed his eyes and sneered: "You have to vomit something, did you drink milk when you were young?"

"No." Little Bodhi's voice dropped, and soon he was eager to try again, "Is it okay to spit up?"

Wukong: ...

"Shut up and sleep."

"Oh." Little Bodhi responded casually, staring at Wukong with a pair of big eyes, and he couldn't bear to blink his eyelids, as if he missed a hundred million if he missed a second.

Wukong: ...

"Didn't you tell me to sleep with your eyes closed?"

Little Bodhi regained his energy in an instant, crawled slowly into Wukong's arms, leaned into Wukong's ear, and reasoned with Wukong solemnly: "You told me to close my mouth, not my eyes."

"Can you fall asleep with your eyes open?"

Little Bodhi lowered his head, played with his fingers resentfully, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Yes, I can definitely. Just look at me, and I will show you a demonstration."

Wukong sneered, turned around, and turned his back to Little Bodhi.

Little Bodhi insisted on telling Wukong the principle of "sleep with eyes open".

Wukong: ...

"Little ancestor, didn't you say that you are like a mortal child now? Don't you even need to sleep?"

"Huh?" Little Bodhi opened his eyes wide, and asked in disbelief, "Really? Do mortal children need to sleep? I saw them always in high spirits, crying or making noises. I thought they never No need to sleep."

"Yeah," Wukong sighed, "whether mortals or monkeys need to sleep."

"But you are not a mortal monkey." Little Bodhi eloquently said.

"I still need to sleep before I cancel my mortal household registration."

"Hey?" Little Bodhi's eyes widened curiously, "Didn't the Earth Immortal become an immortal in the same place and leave the household registration directly?"

"Yes," Wukong sighed helplessly, and waved his hands casually, "but after people become immortals, they go directly to Dong Wanggong to report and become immortals within a year. Dong Wanggong will naturally send someone to help you eliminate the mortals. The household registration in the world. But didn’t I go there at the beginning? So I neither entered the immortal registration nor canceled the household registration in the mortal world.”

"Then why didn't you go?" Little Bodhi continued to ask.

Wukong sighed: "Why do you have so many whys? You didn't go before you had time. There are so many whys."

Little Bodhi pouted, and was about to cry with a wow.

Wukong opened his eyes compromisingly: "Come on, I really convinced you. Thank you for telling me that you were cute when you were young. Isn't the cuteness in your eyes a little different from everyone else's? You That word isn’t cute, it’s Sapo’s.”

Little Bodhi gave Wukong a sweet smile: "Little Treasure was very obedient, and he never acted violently. It was all spoiled by my brother."

Wukong: ...

You are sweet and reasonable.

"Why?" Bodhi asked in a low voice, tugging on Wukong's finger.

"At first I was waiting to go back to see the gibbons," Wukong said, putting his hands on top of his head, recalling what happened at that time. Falling into Shen Ran's thatched hut, you know what happened next. A year has passed, if I want to become a fairy now, I have to go to the underworld to cancel my mortal household registration. "

Little Bodhi snorted and blinked without interest.

Wukong looked forward to the stars and the moon, and the little ancestor who finally hoped closed his mouth and fell asleep after a while.

Little Bodhi moved aside, tiptoely propped up his body, leaned close to Wukong's face, and kissed him quietly.

After waiting for a long time, Wukong didn't respond.Little Bodhi smiled triumphantly, and then saliva covered Wukong's face.

Wukong: ...

When he woke up the next day, Wukong took Little Bodhi to the breakfast stand.

There are quite a lot of things sold earlier, such as meat buns, meat wontons, soy milk, and bean brain flowers.

Little Bodhi blinked, curled up her little hands, stared at the freshly baked rotten cowpea buns, and swallowed.

Wukong turned a deaf ear to Xiaodouding's actions, and ordered two bowls of Dou Brain Flower, one of which was extra spicy and looked bright red, just looking at it made people swallow, it wasn't too delicious , but spicy.

Little Bodhi stared at Wukong, and said in an extremely innocent and well-behaved tone, "Brother, Xiaobao wants to eat meat buns."

Wukong laughed at him in a low voice: "You don't have to eat for a long time, why do you still want to eat meat buns?"

"Not hungry doesn't mean you don't want to eat. Eating doesn't have to be because you're hungry. If something tastes good, you want to eat it," Little Bodhi said plausibly, shaking her two legs, nodding her head as she spoke. The more she said, the more she felt herself What he said made sense, and he almost raised his hand to applaud himself, "Besides, children in the mortal world need to eat. I am a child in the mortal world now, so of course I also need to eat. "

"Boss," Wukong handed over a few more coins, "two more vegetarian steamed stuffed buns, a side dish."

"Okay, guest officer." The boss took the money and served the food quickly.

Little Bodhi looked at Baozi in front of him, then at Wukong, and sighed.He looked up at Baozi again, then at Wukong, and then sighed again, repeating this three times.It's almost like writing "I'm not happy, I have something to tell you, please ask me what's wrong."

Wukong, who was supposed to cooperate with Little Bodhi in acting, turned a blind eye to it. He took away the bowl of Dou Brain Flowers without chili peppers, and added a big spoonful of chili peppers to the red bowl of Dou Brain Flowers.

Bodhi: ...

This person, this person, he is good or bad!