[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

"It's you, how can you hear these things recently?" Wukong asked, "Is it because Su Shou gave you a big blow, so you suddenly became enlightened, learned spells from your mother, purified the blood of monsters in your body, and planned to Walk around and squeeze in our monster family. Don't worry, although the number of our monsters is tight, I will stand aside and squeeze together, and I will always be able to make room for you. Standing is It’s no good, I guess it’s enough for you to squat. No matter how late you turn around, you can only lie on the ground and let everyone step on it.”

"Shut up now. If you don't hurt me for a day, you two will feel bad. Where can I hear it? If I have the ability to defy the sky, I am not of mortal blood, just like you, I am a natural monster. Lu Ming pointed to his eyes, "I can see it."

"That's not bad, the eyes are purified?"

Lu Ming rolled his eyes towards the sky: "Why do you have to think about monsters? Can't I know lip language? I saw his mouth shape and guessed it!"

"Oh," Goku shrugged, not particularly interested.

"Your little Bodhi is back," Lu Ming abducted Wukong, with a nervous expression on his face, "It's over, those two people also came over, what kind of child husband does your family raise, how can you play tricks at a young age? Not strong enough?"

Wukong let out a sigh: "I think he is quite powerful when he plays tricks."

Luming: ...

"What do you say I should call, brother-in-law? Father-in-law? Brother?" Lu Ming's hands were shaking nervously, "This is the first time I have met my parents, no, no, no, I have to calm down, or you give me Apply a hold spell or something, I'm shaking like a sieve is sifting wheat now."

Wukong ignored him, and looked around: "Where is Sushou? Haven't come out yet?"

"In the house, my mother is talking to her, I don't know what to say," Lu Ming was trembling nervously, he was trembling when he spoke, Wukong looked at him in disbelief, "No, it's such a big deal , why are you so frightened, I think you never saw you so frightened when you were selling fake pills."

"Then, can that be the same?" Lu Ming's voice tightened a bit, "It's not life-threatening when you sell fake pills."

"Not now," Wukong patted him on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid, I'll stay here for a while, if they really want to kill you on the spot, I will definitely block it for you. "

"No, it's not this life." Lu Ming struggled to complete the sentence, so that his tongue would not be so knotted. "They are related to whether Su Shou and I can create a new life in the future. It is this life."

Wukong: ...

"Hey, I said that your position has changed a bit quickly," Wukong said. "When it's time for a cup of tea, you are still blocking the door thinking about life, saying to reject monsters. Now it's time for a cup of tea, you just run away." Are you going to create a new life with monsters?"

"You still don't allow me to break through life and death at that moment, and realize it!" Lu Ming was quite emotional, "When I think that I will never see Su Shou again, I panic and tremble all over. No, I can't do without her. I will die with her."

Wukong: ...It seems that infatuation is still inherited. "No, you are so infatuated. When Xiao Baihua next door to your house got married, I didn't see you die with her."

"Hey, I said, can we still be brothers?" Lu Ming accepted the deeply affectionate set, "Can you not tear things apart? Can you look forward to me? Can you help me, brother?"

"Yes, brother, I will help you now." Wukong pointed to the two people who had already stepped in, "See that one, it is the one who knows that doing farm work is a good hand, and can break two iron plows with bare hands. Yes, that’s a green cow spirit. The one over here is fine-skinned and tender-fleshed, spoiled and spoiled, wearing gold and silver rings, that’s a vixen, a rare nine-tailed fox, whose tail has grown in length after a few years of not killing animals. The kind that can directly ascend to immortality," Lu Ming was being educated humbly, who would have thought that Wukong would change the subject and the topic would go somewhere else in an instant, Wukong asked, "Are you looking at someone who is rich in Sushou? gone?"

Lu Ming refused to admit it: "Am I that kind of person? Am I the kind of person who gives in easily for money? Am I? Open your eyes and see, is your brother that kind of person?"

"Stop struggling, you are." Wukong looked at him firmly.

"I just heard from this little friend," Niu Heipang, a young expert in farming, walked in first, interrupting the endless chatter of the two, "the one who wore a concubine-colored purple silk emerald at the Qiqiao Festival a few days ago Has the girl with the tattooed skirt ever appeared in your alchemy store?"

"No, no," Lu Ming waved his hand, "You heard it wrong, the kid is talking nonsense."

Wukong: ...

What is this operation?When I had a cup of tea, I was still thinking about calling my uncle or father-in-law, but now I have a cup of tea, why do I start to deny it and refuse to admit it.

Little Bodhi: ...

And there is such a face-to-face dismantling?No, it was this half-deer who asked him to go out to inquire about news, right? !

Forget it, for Tong Yangfu's sake, he doesn't care about this half stupid deer.

The one who was dismantled face to face has done a good job of self-construction. Little Bodhi didn't care about Luming. He showed his cute and cute appearance, raised his head, and looked at the two men in front of him with his palm-sized face. Angrily, she lied to herself: "That sister was there before, so she probably left now."

The fat black man looked suspiciously at the people in the room. The big one didn't look like a good person; the small one didn't look like a good person; the remaining accountant looked like a dog So, I don't know if I can tell the truth.

"Hey, let me ask you," the fat black man stepped on half of Wukong's stool and said in a rough voice, "Have you really never seen that girl?"

Wukong raised his eyes and glanced at the fat black man. From the corner of his eye, he saw that Lu Ming had been gesturing to him, so he shook his head casually, stopped talking, and lowered his head to focus on the account book in his hand.

Although he really wanted to dismantle Lu Ming, but seeing Lu Ming's head was sweating in a hurry, it's better to sell his brother to save face and not to dismantle it.

The black and fat man looked at the three of them suspiciously, his gaze kept sweeping back and forth resolutely, and after a while, he turned his head and asked Yumian Xiaosheng beside him: "Yumian, can you really feel your sister's presence? I'm here I can't sense any monster's breath at all. Even if your sister can't practice, she is still a monster, and the breath can't be covered up. But here I can't feel the existence of any monster's breath."

I'm sorry, Wukong shook his head and slandered, being a monster also requires culture.

It's not popular these days to find someone based on the aura of monsters. Didn't Lingbao Tianzun have a medicine in his hand to suppress the aura of monsters?Tsk tsk, monsters with no culture and no information flow are so stupid.

The young man named Yumian sniffed hard and shook his head: "I can't feel it either, but the fan shows that she is indeed here." The jade-faced fox took out a fan from his pocket. It is as clear as jade, and a map of the four continents is drawn on the fan. On the map, there are three red dots, one in Xiniu Hezhou, two in Nanfangbuzhou, and the two red dots in Nanfangbuzhou. , almost close together, "It's not a few steps away," said the jade-faced fox, "even if it's not in this shop, it's near this shop, you can't go wrong."

Wukong's attention was attracted by the fan, this is a good gadget, when can I play with it.Wukong chuckled, and began to think about the plan to borrow the fan.After a while, he snatched little Bodhi secretly: "Hey, what are they using? It looks very high-end."

Little Bodhi curled his lips, and his lowered voice was full of disdain: "It's just a fan of blood relationship, it's no big deal."

Wukong thought about the identity of Little Bodhi, and silently swallowed the words "secretly used for fun".

Little Bodhi pondered for a moment: "If you want, I can do it for you, but having said that," Little Bodhi smirked, "You don't need it either, you don't have any relatives in this world, although originally No. Tsk tsk, how pitiful."

Wukong squeezed the delicate face of little Bodhi: "Who said I have no relatives, don't I still have you?"

Lu Ming couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned his head away, being fed dog food every day is really enough.When he gets married with Su Shou in the future, he will also show off every day, to show off this pair of dogs and men.Lu Ming casually chatted with a cow and a fox, but it was fun.

After chatting for a long time, the bull demon king and the jade-faced fox looked at the sky outside, stood up and said goodbye: "It's getting late, we hit it off with Mr. Lu, we couldn't help chatting for so long, it's too late now, it's not too late. So I won’t bother you anymore, I’ll stop here today. As the saying goes, a thousand cups of wine are rare for a bosom friend, and tomorrow Niu and Hu will bring wine and meat to express their bosom friend’s feelings with the young master.”

Wukong: ...

Little Bodhi: ...

Wukong and Little Bodhi looked at each other, lamenting both the deceitfulness of the Bull Demon King and Luming's tricks. It's only been so long, and they have established such a deep relationship with two monsters that they have never met before, and they will talk about Jiuye , if people who don't know see this, they will think that the three of them grew up together wearing crotch pants.

Speaking of which, the blandishment of the Bull Demon King is really in line with the identity of a field monster.

However, what Wukong didn't expect was that Sushou was Yumian's sister, which is very interesting.

It is worth considering whether it is accidental or inevitable, and it is still planned for a long time.

However, it was not in vain that he had waited so long at the junction of Nanfangbuzhou and Xiniuhezhou. Bai Maohua did not wait, but he waited for the Bull Demon King.Although Chijiri Mahou once told him that Bai Maohua, Bull Demon King, and Ran Deng were all Taishang Laojun's confidantes, but no matter what he said, nothing bothered the two masters. Since Bai Maohua was always in charge before, why did he suddenly change his mind? Became the Bull Demon King?

Forget it, Wukong, who has a clear Dao heart, can't figure it out so he doesn't think about it anymore. After all, he is the confidant of the Taishang Laojun. No difference.