[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

"Speaking of which," Wukong turned his head to look at Bodhi, "Since Master knows that the Dragon King of the North Sea belongs to Emperor Ziwei, why don't you contact Emperor Ziwei? According to Master's current situation, it would be more beneficial for Master to contact those allies earlier. .”

Bodhi replied: "Although Confucianism was founded by us, Emperor Ziwei may not listen to my arrangement."

Wukong snorted: "Master, you are quite pitiful. Kong has a lot of believers, but the believers are not only unable to help you, but they will become your resistance. Tsk tsk, your Confucianism is still not the same as theology. Faith is not core cohesion."

Bodhi: "Come on, theology does not depend on faith to live a lifetime."

Bodhi was talking about blindness with Wukong, and before Wukong had time to refute, a little monkey ran in from the door in a panic. Got angry.

"Report, Your Majesty, the peak master of Lion Peak is coming at the gate."

Sun Wukong let out a cry, but before he could deal with it in time, another little monkey ran in in a panic, panting heavily: "My lord, the owner of Niutou Peak has brought a weapon up the mountain!"

Sun Wukong frowned, and before he could speak, another little monkey jumped in three feet high, "My lord, my lord, there are many peak masters gathered at the door! What should I do? What if they start fighting? "

Monkey King: "Then you should think about it first, what if they come to beat us."

The little monkey frowned and pouted, reluctantly: "Your Majesty, you're pissing me off again. Your Majesty is very wise and powerful recently, so you don't come here to find your Majesty!"

Hehe, Sun Wukong heard the little monkey talk back to him, so he couldn't help but take another look, and then saw that this monkey was Sun Yi.

"Sun Yi, go out and ask, what exactly are they here for." Sun Wukong ordered people, not at all ambiguous, and simply said, "If the intention is really wrong, just let the children copy the guy and beat them out! "

Sun Yi muttered, reluctant to leave: "Your Majesty, you are really worrying too much. I guess these people are here to join His Majesty. Your Majesty is already wise and powerful, and this time he even got the treasure from the Dragon King of the East China Sea." , These people should have surrendered to our Water Curtain Cave a long time ago."

Sun Wukong looked at Sun Yi's back, it would be a joke for people to say what is so wise and powerful, but Sun Wukong just smiled and didn't speak.

Such a familiar script, so wise and mighty to go to heaven, if it weren't for the fact that the master is right in front of his eyes, he would probably think that this little monkey was also transformed by the master, another white-haired monkey.

But speaking of it, this little monkey probably always has some inexplicable admiration for Sun Wukong. This monkey always thinks that Sun Wukong should unify Huaguo Mountain, and this idea has been going on for more than a day or two, but until It was really embarrassing for the little monkey to dare to say it today.

Sun Wukong shook his head, he had always sneered at the idea of ​​unifying Huaguo Mountain, but now, hearing the little monkey tease him so much, he thought maybe he could try it?Maybe it's really because people are old, they will be particularly nostalgic.

"Hey," Bodhi stretched out his hand and waved in front of Monkey King, "Everyone is gone, why are you still staring at his back? Is there a flower blooming on his body? As for staring at him endlessly?"

Sun Wukong smiled and held Bodhi's hand: "I don't know if he has flowers or not. But you, Master." Wukong looked at Master with malicious intentions and said with a smile, "When will it bloom?"

Bodhi sneered: "You don't plan to bear Bodhi fruit with me, ask me what to do during the flowering period?"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Whoever said that I don't want to achieve Bodhi fruit with Master, in fact, I have wanted to ask for a long time, but I don't know if Master will be annoyed, so I haven't asked."

Bodhi raised his eyes and looked at him: "What do you ask? Is it flowering?"

"No," Sun Wukong smiled and approached Bodhi, "What I want to ask is, can trees and monkeys produce Bodhi fruit, or will they give birth to a little monkey for me?"

Bodhi asked him angrily, "Don't you know if you try it?"

Sun Wukong was not annoyed, and smiled: "But Master, people used to say that trees can bear fruit, but monkeys can't. Master and I, this baby is still born by Master."

Wukong and Bodhi are poor, and now Sun Yi came back from the outside, happily all the way, if this is a flag for Sun Yi, it is estimated that he will hold up the flag and shout "Long live the king, rule the rivers and lakes" , Huaguoshan Wencheng Wucheng, forever.

"Have you found out clearly?" Sun Wukong asked him, "What is the purpose of the 71st peak outside the door?"

The little monkey triumphantly said, "Your Majesty, I've found out clearly! The Lord of the 71 peaks outside the gate has come to surrender. They think that you, Your Majesty, are wise and wise, and you will definitely lead Huaguo Mountain to glory! So they I am willing to belong to your leadership, and I hope that you can develop our Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou and become the No. 1 mountain in all corners of the world."

"The No. 1 mountain in the Five Lakes and Four Seas?" Sun Wukong repeated, and then smiled, "Hey, isn't this for begging? The No. 1 mountain in the Five Lakes and Four Seas is the Penglai Fairy Mountain where the Eastern Prince lives! You guys are really not afraid of causing trouble !"

"Hey," the little monkey scratched the back of his head, "Sun Yi didn't learn well, that's basically what he meant. Just listen to it casually, my lord. Don't be so serious. Besides, we monkeys are the only ones shouting, and others are also yelling." Can't hear, can't hear."

Sun Wukong shook his head, wondering where did your arrogance just now go, why are you so cowardly now?But Sun Wukong didn't say anything, he just continued to ask: "Why did they come here after they said it?"

The little monkey immediately cheered up: "My lord, my lord, I know this, because they heard that you defeated the Dragon King of the East China Sea and successfully took away their Dinghaishenzhen. They came to congratulate you. By the way, they also want to join us and let them The kids also practiced with us."

"Well," Wukong nodded in thought, and said for a moment, "It's a good idea to let their children practice with us. After all, if there is a real fight in the future, Huaguo Mountain will still be monolithic and not easy to attack. Since everyone lives in On Huaguo Mountain, of course we should share weal and woe."

"That's right, that's right," the little monkey kept echoing, "What the king said is right. Then shall I go and ask those peak masters to come in?"

"Go," Wukong waved his hand, telling Sun Yi to go to Zhengbajinger's to entertain the 71 peak masters.

"Why did you start planning for the safety of Huaguo Mountain so early?" Pu asked, "This battle hasn't been fought yet."

"Master, you asked me that." Sun Wukong gave Bodhi a disgusted look, "The monkeys and grandchildren of my mountain are not my own, but they are all fresh lives. Since I want to use these flowers and fruits The mountain is the base to attack the Heavenly Court. In the future, we must protect the safety of the monkeys and grandchildren on this mountain. I think the time is too short to plan now."

Bodhi pondered for a moment and felt that this was appropriate, so he stopped talking.

The peak owner of Peak 71 was already waiting for Monkey King outside the door, and now he saw Monkey King jumping out from the inside, got up hastily, and 71 people saluted Monkey King one after another.

Wukong didn't make any concessions, he received the 71 gifts in real terms, and called these 71 people in a line of one, two, three, four, five, and everyone also had a name for each other.

The sorting is rather simple. Originally, the peak masters of Peak 72 were sorted according to their strength, but this time they can be directly embezzled.

Therefore, without the effort of half a cup of tea, the new forces in the entire Huaguo Mountain have been divided.

Sun Wukong looked at the peak owners of the 71 peaks one by one, found the one who was good at defense, and went to learn defense; found the one who was good at attack, and went to learn to fight: 71 species correspond to their own specialties, and use their advantages to play to max.

After arranging the defense and attack system of Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King directly handed over the method of training children to the peak owner of the 71st Peak, without hiding his secrets.

The peak owner of Peak 71 probably didn't expect it to be so easy. After all, the methods of training children are all top-secret content. Sun Wukong was so defenseless and revealed the content to them, so they were even more grateful to Sun Wukong.

Before leaving, the peak owner of Peak 71 looked at me and I looked at you, staring at each other for a long time, and finally pushed the peak owner of Lion Peak to come out, hesitating, hesitating, wanting to speak or not, Sun Wukong looked upset , simply asked him directly: "What's the matter with you?"

The peak owner of Lion Peak was cautious, with some expectations to please: "My lord—" Since the 71st peak intends to submit to Monkey King, everyone has unified their titles, and followed Sun Yi to call Sun Wukong King, the peak owner of Lion Peak said, " Your Majesty, our brothers have always only heard that the old Dragon King is calling the wind and calling for the wind and doing evil things in this land of the East. We never thought that you, Your Majesty, are wise and handsome, but the Dragon King fell into your hands. Our brothers I just want to see, what does your precious weapon look like?"

After the peak master of Lion Peak finished speaking, he looked at Sun Wukong several times anxiously.

Sun Wukong laughed and jumped out of the water curtain cave.

"Children, do you also want to see my Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"

The little monkeys were chattering and shouting non-stop, but their words were full of pride and pride, without any fear at all.

"Come on, let's watch it together today!" Sun Wukong smashed the Ruyi golden cudgel to the ground, pointed to the golden cudgel and began to say "big big", the golden cudgel really got bigger and bigger, and finally broke through the sky , Going straight to the 33 layers of heaven.

"Wow!" The little monkeys exclaimed in unison, "My lord, if we climb up this golden cudgel, will we be able to go to heaven?"

"Oh, then can't we also become immortals?"

……

The little monkeys didn't mean what they said, but the peak owners of Peak 71 meant what they listened to.

They thought together, yes, in this case, don’t they want to go to the heaven, they can go to the heaven at any time, as long as they climb up this stick, there will be a day when they reach the heaven, in this way, they will be able to go to the heaven again There is no need to be afraid of the Jade Emperor's so-called ascension regulations.

If the Jade Emperor really made things difficult for them, then when they were robbed by lightning, they would climb up to the Heavenly Court along the stick to see if the Jade Emperor dared to kill them.

If you're going to die, let's all die together.

There are quite a few peak masters of Peak 71 who are able to ascend, but they are all hindered by the Jade Emperor's new regulations on ascension in the demon world, so they dare not ascend. What day, but I was afraid that if I didn't pay attention, I would be smashed into a ball of scum by the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder, and I would never see the scene of this world again, so I suppressed my cultivation and refused to ascend.

They never expected that Monkey Sun is a really capable person. The king of Huaguo Mountain they recognized was much more powerful than the centipede spirit who ascended with the Jade Emperor.

The few peak masters who were close to ascending could not help affirming the decision they just made.

After all, those who can lead their demon world to glory are truly worthy of their respect.

The author has something to say:

That's all for today. I was a recorder for a day's interview today. Now my mind is full of the distribution of binary functions, the implicit function theorem, distribution functions, random variables, normal distribution, sufficient statistics...it can't be done. , I think if I continue to write, I can write a whole chapter of math problems =. =