[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

"Hey, old grandson, I know that." Sun Wukong smiled happily, pretending to be extremely happy, "Your Highness, you have a high position and authority, and you will definitely not deceive me, a little monkey."

"Hehe, the work of raising horses is too easy, too easy. It's a matter of being loyal to the emperor. I can't just take the Jade Emperor's salary and stop working." Monkey King thought for a while, and simply reciprocated, " Your Majesty, you are so kind to me. It is too easy for me to raise only horses. I heard that there is an imperial dining room above the Heavenly Palace, and there are also some chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits that need to be raised. Your Highness, why don’t you keep this living room? Give me a piece," Sun Wukong said, and he started laughing, and the laughing Jade Emperor was trembling in his heart, for fear that the monkey would make a fuss in the Lingxiao Palace, which would make him unable to get down again.The Jade Emperor just wanted to stop Sun Wukong, but he didn't expect that Sun Wukong laughed for a while, and then stopped smiling, "In this way, I can also repay Your Majesty's kindness and help His Majesty solve problems. The chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits in the house are also fed from our imperial horse prison, in this case, why not feed the chickens, ducks, fish and meat from the imperial dining room to the old grandson, so that one thing does not bother the two masters, right?" Sun Wukong said It's so light and light, as if it's just an extra bag of horse food when buying a horse.

The Jade Emperor naturally disagreed, but Wukong's tactful mention was not enough to poke the Jade Emperor's painful feet. The Jade Emperor only thought the monkey was a little cute: "Nonsense, where is there any imperial dining room in the sky? If you don’t eat mortal food, there’s no need for an imperial dining room. You think this is the mortal palace, and chickens, ducks, and fish are also raised for you. Where can I find chickens, ducks, and fish for you?”

"Is the heaven different from the mortal palace?" Sun Wukong blinked, innocent and naive, "I thought they were all the same, you see, since there is an imperial horse prison in the heavenly palace, why can't there be an imperial dining room?" ?”

Jade Emperor: "Yu Ma Jian is a place to provide horses for immortals and officials. Of course there are in the Heavenly Palace. Immortals don't eat, but there is no imperial dining room."

Relying on his character of an ignorant monkey, Sun Wukong messed around in the sky, insisting that the Jade Emperor give him the matter of feeding the chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits, and emphasized to the Jade Emperor solemnly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I am a monkey. , I don’t eat meat, don’t be afraid that I want to raise them because I’m greedy. I really want to repay your kindness, Your Majesty.”

The Jade Emperor also had a headache, but he just took a batch of feed from the Yumajian. Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong caught the clue and kept working.The feed was supposed to be given to the imperial dining room, and Sun Wukong wanted it, so he would give it to him, just a few chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits, let alone feed it to Monkey King, even if it was given to Monkey King, the Jade Emperor would not blink It's eye-catching, but he didn't give this batch of feed to the imperial dining room.

Monkey King was still showing his loyalty, so that Nezha believed his evil, and turned his face away with a cold snort, saying that he had lost the monster's face.Nezha's voice was so loud that the Jade Emperor could have heard it, but there was no reason why Sun Wukong couldn't hear it.But Sun Wukong pretended he didn't hear anything.Continue to pester the Jade Emperor, and let the Jade Emperor assign him the daily work of raising the chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits.

If it was another fairy, he would have been dragged out and beheaded long ago.But who made Sun Wukong not an ordinary fairy, he is a fairy with a background and support.Even if the Jade Emperor wanted to move him, he had to be famous as a teacher. You can't put him in prison just because the monkey is willing to help the Jade Emperor and wants an extra job.

The Jade Emperor talked all kinds of things, and his saliva was dry, but Sun Wukong insisted that he would offer advice to His Majesty, make His Majesty's intimate cotton trousers, and definitely solve His Majesty's worries and problems, and let His Majesty eat the most delicious chicken, duck, fish and rabbit in the whole heaven.

The Jade Emperor was so entangled that he had no choice but to turn around and seek advice from His Highness's officials watching the fun.

As early as when Sun Wukong was sitting and rolling on the ground, everyone in the heavenly court saw Sun Wukong's opposite sword, Yuanshi Tianzun's close-fitting saber. There are so many possibilities, and even some immortals are full of surprises and feel that there is a fraud in it.

Of course, there are still many gods who don't know the details, but most of these gods who don't understand the two swords don't need to express their opinions at all, let alone stand out in front of the Jade Emperor. No one wants it.

But then again, these gods who have no power behind them, but have been able to survive for so many years among the major powers in the Tiangong, do not rely on just shutting up and plugging their ears.More, it comes from their attitude towards life, the life attitude of being wise and safe, and the sharp eyes that capture the current atmosphere.

Sensing the turbulent dark tide that suddenly appeared, these keen gods immediately shut up, and obediently stood aside, treating themselves as a quiet wallflower, a dumb who could not speak at all.

Wukong continued to compete with Jade Emperor for the chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits in the imperial dining room. Thunder.

Lei Gong was originally Yuanshi Tianzun's confidant, and later belonged to the Jade Emperor. The trial period of each other has long passed. The Jade Emperor really regarded Lei Gong as his confidant, and this Lei Gong really did a lot for the Jade Emperor.

As soon as Lei Gong stood up, many of Yuanshi Tianzun's confidantes also gradually stood up. Everyone started to speak for Monkey King, and even a few people who were watching waited and watched for a while, and then followed the crowd and opened their mouths. Mouth.

"Your Majesty, since the Monkey King is willing to take on more errands, you should give it to him."

"It's not an important matter, so His Majesty will agree to it, and save the monkeys from making troubles, and they don't look good on each other."

"Your Majesty, it's nothing more than a few chickens, ducks, fish and rabbits. Even if they are not well-raised, at worst, we can change another batch. No one has to compete with this monkey for so long. On the contrary, it seems that our heavenly court is stingy."

The Jade Emperor frowned: "It's not that I can't give him this job, but there are really no such things in the sky, let alone chicken, duck and fish. If you can find a vegetable in the Heavenly Palace, then I will lose! In this case, How do you ask me to arrange the work of the imperial dining room for him?"

All the ministers: ...Your Highness, please stop teasing.When you ascended back then, you negotiated terms with Yuanshi Tianzun, didn't you agree that one person ascended to heaven and the whole family ascended?What about green vegetables, have you brought all the toilets in your house?

It's just that the ministers cannot say these words.Although they have their own forces behind them, generally speaking, they are still the courtiers of the Jade Emperor. Before their master and the Jade Emperor have turned against each other, they still have to shut up at critical times.

Lei Gong looked at Monkey King on the ground, and tried to persuade him a few more words, but the Jade Emperor came back unhurriedly: "It's not that I don't want to make arrangements for him, but I really can't satisfy his request."

The Jade Emperor had already talked about this, even though Lei Gong belonged to Yuanshi Tianzun's early veterans, he had to back down a step.Lei Gong stopped arguing with the Jade Emperor, and the ministers who originally spoke for Wu Kong also disappeared.

The reason why these ministers speak for Wukong is that Wukong is the descendant of Yuanshi Tianzun, or the reincarnation of Yuanshi Tianzun; even though these people are not headed by Lei Gong, they still regard Lei Gong's actions as the command benchmark for their own actions.

Many of Yuanshi Tianzun's confidantes saw Lei Gong's step back in the court and began to follow suit.What's more, Jade Emperor's attitude has always been very clear.He didn't embarrass Wukong directly on the bright side, but kept saying, "It's not that I don't arrange this job for him, it's just that we don't have an imperial dining room in Tiangong."

When everyone retreated, another person came out, holding a jade wat, and came forward to report: "If your majesty is worried about this, the old minister has an idea." demeanor.

The Jade Emperor felt a little annoyed, but because of the people in the Lingxiao Palace, he didn't show it. He just rubbed his forehead and looked closely, and found that this person was Taibai Jinxing. Taibai Jinxing bowed and saluted without rushing He said, "Jade Emperor, there are no chickens, ducks and fish in the sky, but there are a lot of monsters. Usually, the fairy palaces send fairy boys to deliver food and grass to each palace. Now that the monkey is mentioned today, we might as well turn around and get the monsters in the sky." Make a list and let this monkey do it together.

The Jade Emperor thought for a while, and felt that Taibai Jinxing was his lucky star, so he nodded generously and agreed to Taibai Jinxing's suggestion: "It is also possible," the Jade Emperor nodded, and said to His Highness Sun Wukong, "In this case, the future Tiangong The food and grass of the monsters are also under your control."

"Thank you, Your Highness, thank you, Your Highness," Monkey King hurriedly saluted, "Wu Kong will definitely do his best to solve His Highness's worries and problems."

The Jade Emperor waved his hand, indicating that everyone should leave.

After a long while, Bodhi secretly asked Wukong: "What is your idea today? Why are you begging for so much work? Isn't Bi Mawen enough for you? You still want to be that Bijiwen, Biya Wen, Biyuwen, Bituwen?"

"Master, you are wrong to say that," Sun Wukong said with a chuckle, "My eyelids are not so shallow, but I am determined to become someone who is warm and gentle."

Bodhi clicked his tongue, and after thinking about it for a while, he finally figured it out: "What you wanted in the morning wasn't that job in the imperial kitchen?"

"Well," Sun Wukong replied, "what do I want to do with the position of the imperial kitchen? This Jade Emperor has fooled me for a fool, making me lose such a big person in front of other immortal officials, and I still have to be loyal to him How temperless I must be, don't be funny."

"Did you know that the Jade Emperor would agree to you?" Pu asked, "Why are you so sure that the Jade Emperor will not really send you to the imperial dining room?"

"He's not clean himself, how dare he let me interfere in the imperial dining room?" Sun Wukong asked back, "If he really gave me this job, I'd be really flattered."

Bodhi immediately understood that the monkey might have grasped something against the Jade Emperor, and it has been biting the imperial dining room to take food and grass from the imperial horse prison today, probably the Jade Emperor's trick.