[Journey to the West] Empty Enlightenment Bodhi

Sun Wukong was planning to do a big event, intending to turn the court upside down, but he didn't expect that before his big event had time to start, the matter would find him first.

That day, a pair of dragon horses from the Yumajian newly bred and gave birth to a baby dragon horse. The horses in the stables, male and female, were all excitedly pawing their front hooves and snorting, wishing to take off the reins and run to the opposite side to see Take a look to welcome this new born pony.

As a stable officer in charge of the foal, Sun Wukong is happily holding the newborn foal at the moment, thinking that the grown-up horses are majestic and majestic, but the war horses when they were young are ugly one by one. , to wash off the blood on the little dragon horse, before wrapping the little dragon horse in a thick little cloud quilt, the little fairy servant in charge of the communication at the door ran into the stable in a panic, "My lord, it's not good, no alright--"

Sun Wukong grinned and glared at the little fairy servant: "Who is not good? You are calling for mourning on such a great day. It's really bad luck, bad luck."

"A great day?" The little fairy servant looked bewildered, "Is there any good day since I came to this Heavenly Palace?"

"Hey hey, be careful what you say, someday be careful with your skin," Sun Wukong said with a smile, "Dare to say anything, be careful when the Jade Emperor punishes you for talking nonsense."

Only then did the little fairy servant realize the loopholes in his words, he immediately lost his smile, and made up for it: "My lord, you misunderstood, what I said is that since I came to this heavenly palace, every day is a good day, every day is a good day day."

Sun Wukong smiled and put the pony back to his parents, wiped his hands, and said nothing.

The little fairy servant rolled his eyes, and added: "My lord, you are bluffing me again. Although there are many and strict entries in the Tiangong Palace, there is no crime of talking nonsense."

"You're smart," Sun Wukong said to Xiaoxianpu indifferently, and then asked him, "What's the matter, you ran so fast in a hurry."

"Oh oh oh," the little fairy servant's expression panicked again, "My lord, the third prince is making trouble in front of the hall, and he insists on coming to us to borrow the most handsome dragon horse in the Three Realms. This, as everyone knows, is the most handsome dragon horse in the Three Realms It is exclusively for the Jade Emperor, what should we do here?" The little fairy servant trembled, "I told him that the most handsome dragons and horses in the three worlds are with the Jade Emperor, but he didn't listen and insisted on telling him We look down on him and are making trouble in front of the hall, and we will scare him to death in the front hall."

"Third prince?" Sun Wukong frowned, "As far as I know, the Jade Emperor has no heirs. Where did this third prince come from? The third prince of the Dragon Palace can't reach the threshold of our imperial horse supervisor to borrow a horse!" Sun Wukong thought carefully After thinking for a while, "I remember that there is no such thing as the third prince in that booklet. Could it be that the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor in the mortal world?"

"This, this, this," the little fairy servant trembled and couldn't speak clearly, "My lord, you don't know, this third prince is commonly known, because he is the third son of Li Jing, the king of Tota, so everyone commonly calls him the third prince. Prince."

"Oh," Sun Wukong said, "you said Nezha."

"It's him, my lord," the little fairy servant trembled in fright, his fear of Nezha went deep into his bones, "It's the third prince Nezha who skinned the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea. , it’s just chilling.”

But Sun Wukong laughed: "What are you afraid of? He also troubles the East China Sea, and I also trouble the East China Sea. It's a coincidence. Isn't it said that the enemy of an enemy is a friend? It can be seen that I have something to say to this third prince, and I have something to say."

"You can't say that, my lord." Although the little fairy servant was scared to death, he still devoted himself to telling Sun Wukong about the extraordinaryness of the third prince of Nezha, "The third prince was only three years old when he made trouble in the East China Sea. My lord You were probably 30 years old when you made troubles in the East China Sea. The third prince slaughtered the entire East China Sea palace back then, but you just took away the Dinghai God Needle and did not hurt innocent lives. My lord, you have a kind heart. no."

"Hey hey hey, I'm a kind-hearted man, I like to hear this," Sun Wukong clapped his hands and applauded loudly, "You can talk, go and go, come with me to see this troublemaker Nezha San Prince."

"No, no, no," the little fairy servant hurriedly pushed, "I won't go, I won't go. To be honest, ever since the third prince Nezha slaughtered the Dragon King of the East China Sea, killed the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and killed the third prince After the skinning and cramping, the Dragon Clan formed a relationship with the third prince. Since then, all the sea-born demon cultivators have walked around the third prince. Sir, you also know that the little fairy is a turtle, so don’t make things difficult for the little one. It's gone."

"Oh?" Sun Wukong became curious, "This Nezha slaughtered the royal family of the East China Sea. You should have risen up and killed him. Why are you avoiding him? Could it be that you lost a bet with this Nezha, and you will have to go around in the future?" Follow him?"

"My lord, the joke you made is not funny at all." The little fairy servant frowned and smiled bitterly, "This dragon clan is born with luck, and our sea clan's worship of him has added great luck to their dragon clan." But the third prince slaughtered the dragons in the East China Sea back then, and the luck of these dragons turned into evil thoughts and entangled the third prince. If the third prince hadn't killed too much in the past, the evil spirit on his body had condensed into substance, blocking the evil thoughts of the dragons, The third prince may have been affected to death by the luck of the Dragon Clan long ago."

"So miraculous?" The little fairy servant's description aroused Sun Wukong's curiosity even more, "Then you have to go and see it with me. If you didn't explain it to me today, I still don't know that Nezha is so miraculous. .”

"What's so interesting about this?" The little fairy smiled wryly, "My lord, please forgive the villain. You can't see this luck from a distance, but when you get closer, let alone a little turtle like me." , all the dragons within [-] meters will tremble and tremble when they speak, and there is no place on their bodies that is comfortable, so Lord Wanwang will give you grace, don't ask Xiaoxian to pass by, although Xiaoxian doesn't have much ability, she still works hard , Walking on thin ice, as the saying goes, there is hard work without credit, Master Wanwang is forgiving, Xiaoxian really can't bear this evil spirit."

Sun Wukong said with disgust, "You are so unmotivated, you won't even take you to avenge your Dragon King."

"Yes, yes, yes," Xiaoxian could only obediently agree, "Xiaoxian doesn't really want to make progress, Xiaoxian just wants to live in peace and stability for two more years."

Sun Wukong shook his head and left, thinking as he walked: "He also troubles the East China Sea, and I also trouble the East China Sea. The two of us can play together if we think about it. Besides, he doesn't make troubles about the South China Sea and the North Sea, and neither do I." There was trouble in Xihai and Zhonghai, but two people made trouble in Donghai together. It can be seen that Donghai must be a very bad person, making mistakes every day. Tsk tsk, why is Donghai so bad, he has to ask capable people like me and Nezha every time It's really too unconscious and too restless for a foreigner to take care of it."

Nezha crossed his legs, sat on a small stool beside him, ate some snacks, and looked at the ceiling with his chin in his hands.When Monkey King came, the sound of footsteps alarmed Nezha, who immediately turned around and faked a smile: "Hey, busy man, the steward of the Yumajian is a ninth-rank and sixth-rank man." As for the senior officials, don’t your front feet touch your back feet when you’re busy, and your back feet don’t touch the ground, right?”

Sun Wukong looked at this little boy with a body made of lotus root, wearing a circle of heaven and earth, holding a fire-pointed gun in his hand, wearing a hunting silk around his waist, and a hot wheel on his feet. The three-headed little doll is about to It was a time when everyone was cute, but now he was smirking and mocking Monkey King.

But Sun Wukong is in a good mood today, and he doesn't want to be as knowledgeable as Nezha, so he just smiled and said: "Where is the third prince coming to be free, he has nothing to do and does not go to military training, but he comes to my Royal Horse Supervisor for entertainment."

"Hey, you're right," Nezha seemed to change his face, his smiling face changed in the blink of an eye, "I really came to amuse you. What's the matter, didn't you go to talk to Yu Does the emperor want an official title? After flattering for a long time, isn’t he still a low-ranking and sixth-rank official? Oh, it’s really too miserable, tsk tsk tsk, I heard people say that someone like me made a big fuss about that When I was in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, I was quite curious. I thought about who this is, who is as brave and invincible as me. When he goes to the Heavenly Palace, I must make friends with him. After all, there are really too few people who are not afraid of power these days gone."

"I didn't expect this person. As soon as he arrived in heaven, he opened and closed his eyes and became cowardly. From a hero who defied the power to eliminate evil for the people, he became a flattering bear. It can be seen that this power is the most powerful in the world. Something that can make people bow their heads," Nezha rolled his eyes, opened and closed his mouth, and didn't say a single good word, all mocking Monkey King's behavior in Lingxiao Temple at that time, "Oh, don't say it, this bear is blocked A Bi Mawen really has a lot to ask for. How about the little monkey who wants to flatter every day, is flattering comfortable? Isn’t it disgusting? Will you sneak in while you are flattering them? Paste your excrement?"

Sun Wukong looked at this little boy, feeling a little emotional.This little brat was born with his father in charge, and his mother backed him up in an accident, if he couldn't beat him, he ran to find Tathagata, there was always someone who could help him.So the little poor boy became lawless, thinking that what he said was justice was justice, and that other people's humiliation was hypocrisy and disgusting.

When he opened his mouth, it was as if he had been soaked in ice, it was icy cold, and his small face was also as rigid as a bluestone slab that was stepped on every day at the door, black and black.His mouth was still crackling and mocking Sun Wukong's cowardly behavior.

"Oh, I never expected it. Back then, I had the guts to beat up the Dragon King of the East China Sea, occupy the source of the East China Sea, and pull out the East China Sea Dinghaishen needle. Why are you so cowardly today? You said that if you took your stick and went up to beat that Jade Emperor, turn around and leave, maybe I can look at you high and become a brother with you."

Nezha crossed his legs, and said nonsense in a serious manner, "But look, you have been in this world, you have been addicted to a little bit of power, unable to extricate yourself, thinking that you can get the respect you want by compromising and giving in. But look, you are only a low-ranking official of the ninth grade now, tsk tsk tsk, poor child. As someone who has experienced it, let me tell you the truth, in the three realms, the truths are all false, what theory? , etiquette, etiquette, are all false. Only those who are true and who are in the Three Realms can get what they want."

The first half was fine, but in the second half, Sun Wukong's hands felt a little itchy, wishing he could pick up his golden cudgel to loosen the child's muscles and bones.Who taught this stuff? The principles in the Three Realms are all false, so what is true?Ha, also said that only horizontal is true.This Nezha must have been spoiled by his parents too much.

"By the way, don't tell me that I am walking sideways in the Three Realms, and no one dares to stop me. It is because of my parents and Tathagata. Don't say that you have no parents, so you have no support," Nezha said. After thinking about it, Erlang swayed his legs, and added, "You are also a big demon cultivator with a background, tsk tsk, what a pity, I am sorry to see you, for a mere ninth-rank Bi Mawen, to the Jade Emperor You bow your knees, and as a result, the Jade Emperor gave you a very humble position, and because of this, you have become a traitor to our monster world, a disgrace to the monster cultivator world—"

Sun Wukong opened his mouth to argue with him just now, why is he groveling, is he just fooling around?Who wants to bow down to the Jade Emperor!As a result, the words came to his lips, but before he could say anything, Sun Wukong suddenly realized something. Nezha just said, "You have become a traitor in our monster world because of this," "in our monster world"——

Wait, "What is a traitor in the monster world? I remember that you are not a monster?" Sun Wukong interrupted Nezha's chatter and asked Nezha, "Your father is Li Jing, the King of Tota, and your mother is also a human being. What about monsters? My child, did you sleep too much and make yourself sleepy?"

Nezha snorted coldly, turned around and ran away.

"Wait," Monkey King called him from behind, but the louder Monkey King shouted, the faster the child ran.

With a pair of small feet, they run very fast, even faster than the dragon horse. I don't know if the child has rubbed sesame oil on the soles of his feet, or stepped on a watermelon rind.

Sun Wukong shook his head and sighed: "I just want to say that you didn't come to borrow a horse? Why did you leave so soon?"

The author has something to say:

Nezha in Journey to the West is the lotus body that Tathagata helped him reshape. This is different from the Romance of the Gods, so the original version of Journey to the West is adopted.

Also, the saved manuscript is gone, and the second update will start tomorrow, and the update at [-]:[-] am will be cancelled, roughly one update during the day and one update at night.Five thousand per change